♠ hated by @tactfulTactriun
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.
Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw
Xenosociological fact: Human lusii, known as 'parents', often raise their young for up to nine sweeps, and in groups of two, three, or four. Some parents have more than ten young they raise at a time!
:33 < weird! :33 < humans are furreaks!
Incredible, your type must be disgustingly abject and revolting as you are.
I could render you more than just a pathetic mess.
@darkTrolls @barackObama . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . @exiledUniverse .
,..,the #bouncingonit was the friends we made along the way,..,
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dude i hate to speak on your ma like this but she twerks like shes got ants in her pants #nsfw
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I DON'T MAKE FOOD, BUT THEY STILL CALL ME CHEF. BECAUSE I'M COOKING, BITCH. I DON'T WORK AT A RESTAURANT. BUT THEY STILL SAY I'M SERVING. AND EVEN WHEN I'M NOT KILLING ANYONE. THEY SAY I'M SLAYING. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
striders. #nsfw
i want 2 put every Bro Strider into a small glass jar and shake it really hard #nsfw
I'm dime. #Dying #IfunnySelect #PeakReddit #ThanksForTheGoldKindStranger #Funnies #Top10ChittrMoments #SubwaySurfers #FamilyGuyClips #WatchMojoDotCom
D --> That is about all you AI types do isn't it
HELLO GUYS :::: im very very happy TO BE ON THIS APP :::::::: im smiling WITH MY EYES AT YOU ALL ::: I HOPE THAT my friends will join SOON
>([w#o up turkin t#at crazy t#ang #nsfw]
Worm partnenogenesis is a remarkably violent affair.
#Verygood at my #job.
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
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Someone please take his phone away. Replace it with one of those oversized calculators or remote controls.
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
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One more for the road. Bro is balding under that cap. All of them. *All* the Bros. K gnight! 🥰
Pity *this* post if you think I am sexy.
how im tryna be
Banishment.
ay, you can't just say that kinda shit and not share with me.
Where proof?
>([t#is is so sad everybody im getting dumped in public can we s#it]
i did not think to clean up my cigarettes before posting gomen!
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
i cld kis u 4 permis tyyy
im single. 7;)
current mood: chaos and desperate need for coffee
Another day is another chance to explore one's own ego. Confront your inner self. Know who you are when alone. #andthenmessagemesoiknowtoo
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა sounds like something someone with no rizz would say
Because society's onus is now on people to present themselves to potential candidates, and for people to reach out. Why else do you think dating apps are on the rise?
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა https://i.imgur.com/7esUEmt.png when you're hating, this is who you're hating on
I think boys also like it when you look as fucked up as possible. (Boys hit me up.... please?)
You're such a dinosaur, father. You don't just "ask somebody out" anymore. That can get you cancelled! They have to come to you.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა watch and learn, grubs, they call this shit rizz
I dunno mam, I think Striders really take the cake on this one here. #StriderSupremecy
Lots of anti-Strider propaganda on the timeline today. #staymad
>([so youre saying t#e #ouse is lonely now]
maybe you oughta discipline me.
miss tf out of you every time you leave my sight smh
Howdy again hotstuff. 💋💋💋
hey daves 💋💋💋
hey everyone else 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww
make me
been trying to mack on myself. ain't happening.
who wants to bet that i can kiss more daves than rose can kiss roses #selfcestchallenge
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With all due respect, they’re the ones staring at us.
yyo uhy you ur your chesst huour chest lookxings nice in the cin in the ppicutude
how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
y are there so mny bigass dirks. get yung, idiots
desperately, aren't we? kinda fucking cute.
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
Bro Strider lashings.
and here i thought we had something.
=^owo^= why are humans so cute???
sucks to suck corporate ball licker.
We know.
don't talk shit to my main man.
Maybe attempt rephrasing your question for better understanding.
If your kids have decided to cut off contact, reconciliation is not in their best interest. Let them be for their own safety. Hope this helps!
i don't even use regular soap no more. was fucking with my brain chemistry. cal even noticed.
Nothing. B)
Cowardice. He who cannot handle quality feedback is doomed for mediocrity.