♦ pitied by @technologicalNarrativism

@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM I MISS YOU. ):B

had a drem i was makin out w myself sloppy style while evrbody in the room watched w a puzzled look on their faces im takin that as a sign i should start actin normaler around the other mes in this websiet #suggestive ?
Decided t9 l99k 6ack at this p9st t9 see if there was anything new and. W9w. I think i've 6een enlightened...? I never knew transpers9nage existed 6ut. Huh. I guess with things like the 9therkin c9mmunity existing. This. Makes sense? D9es. D9es that g9 hand in hand? I mean i'm still putting transpers9nage in the 'strangely c9nfusing 6ut w9n't questi9n it f9lder"... 6ut. Huh. Guess y9u learn s9mething new each day...?
Hm. I w9nder. What's happening 9ver at the 6each right n9w? I'll pr96a6ly find 9ut when Cr9 is 6ack fr9m it 6ut. Still curi9us. #meenradia6each

YES. CORRECT.

KEEP ME FAR AWAY FROM THAT CURSED....THING.

I!! AM NOT DOING THAT!!
Rest in peace Shy Dirk you will be missed. I didn't talk to him a whole bunch but it's sad to see him go.

Holy shit they killed him. What the fuck.
oh shit a dirk died rip dude #restinpeaceshydirk

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎THEY KILLED SHY DIRK!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!!??!!? https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/08/18/c6/0818c6a96f9401630cc381fb6a161143.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/1b/14/1f/1b141f554c0632e71a589c50406c586f.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/61/71/41/617141724c9d047ceab3ac59472afa12.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/e8/f9/77/e8f977ddbeab00f8287ccc55c7d145e9.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/d6/aa/2b/d6aa2b75243185bb6922766617247a8a.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/b3/a3/4d/b3a34d86bf6650bb58ab652f9af8e65c.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/e7/5b/2a/e75b2a6e9394799695802d95056602f8.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/90/df/de/90dfde5209db51d2043a80d9113f7d27.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/4f/1f/bd/4f1fbd172cee14ea9a24efaa5f1b800e.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/52/1c/5e/521c5ee8cd820f86186f9df8942b289e.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/10/1e/bb/101ebbc7f30937a83d7dcee2c513bd6b.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/03/e0/8c/03e08cf49fa809f6a4315802f3c0c744.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/97/f1/ab/97f1ab176a7f7a61e769d9927e317ff5.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/ab/ba/6d/abba6d53073cca7792c08406c7f73e45.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/1200x/b0/7b/2b/b07b2b6f01b0fd2eeef753cac38351f2.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/32/da/e6/32dae6d666c3da210d0be7b1f03ac448.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/ae/85/e8/ae85e8c1b1cb31d0eb39254cab133ad2.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/6f/56/ec/6f56ec5e3cacd73abf312034582fb300.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/19/a2/3d/19a23d4e4f571f6cc4737909261d64e5.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/91/eb/53/91eb53b8f0a238075b7d011464c366b8.jpg https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/f2/a7/47/f2a747743d88ea8f2a950a1f8e5ca11e.jpg˚.⭒

rest in peace #shydirk i'll miss you fucking forever

fuck you

VWOWV. HORRI8LE TIME TO OPEN THIS SITE. gog fuck my life...
It seems I have a new fan, @technologicalNarrativism https://i.postimg.cc/XJ6NjN04/image.png
Ah. Uh. It seems I forgot about our current situation. I apologize.
We should go on another trip soon. My new method of bringing an entire five cans of attack bug spray might result in less complaining. You seemed really happy the whole time and I felt bad raining on your parade but fuck did it hurt.
Oh god was my bitch face really that bad? Yeah, keeping it covered is probably for the best hahaha. That was a really fun trip aside from all the bug bites. I remember being covered in them by the time we got home.
That was after we took that camping trip, wasn't it? You look pretty.
I hate that I still feel anything for you. I wish I hated you. It would be easier if I did.
I guess that camping trip isn't happening then. Womp fucking womp.
Are you sure about that? I have everything prepared and I was on my way to get you before all of this. I can turn around and carry on with my life if that's what you really want.
And there he goes, folks. Running away from the question because he can't acknowledge how overly aggressive and unreasonably hostile he's been. His cowardice will haunt him for the rest of his days and he will lie awake at night wondering how he managed to make such a fool of himself.. completely of his own free will! He will never know and neither will the better version of himself. It will be left as one of life's many pathetic mysteries.
You are such an angry little man, aren't you? What exactly has your panties in a twist tonight? I'm sure this extends far past the typical way in which you loathe yourself.
The offer is still on the table, Jake. I just figured you had backed out in the spirit of sticking it to the man and being independent.
What Jake doesn't know is that, regardless of the way in which he talks about me, I'm still on his mind. He isn't over me in the slightest and he never will be at this rate. Nothing productive will come of constantly bringing up my name, he will continue to be hyped up as this Free Girlboss who doesn't need me, and no one will see how laughably ironic it is. You're all doing exactly what I want you to do. Feed into his delusions so it hurts worse when he realizes how much he needs me in his life.
Dirk, get out of my fucking comment section. Go do something, man.
Indeed we did, sir. What the hell is happening anymore???
Oh wow. That's one of the most embarrassing things I've ever read. I honestly might be sick. #vagueposting
I don't want to hear it. Get out of my replies.
New* I can't even spell, that's how viscerally upset I am.
Words cannot describe how disappointed I am. Good fucking grief. I hope you and your knew brain dead boyfriend have fun engaging in the most embarrassing public display I have ever seen in my long, agonizing lifetime.
I cannot fucking imagine stooping to such a level. I cannot imagine being that much of a desperate, whiny fuck. I cannot wrap my brain around even entertaining the thought for a mere moment. "Hey! I think I should do the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever done... and then proceed to do the NEW dumbest thing anyone has ever done!" Only he could actually manage to have such an intelligent thought process. I thought that maybe dragging him along through this entire setup of dates and arguments and blah blah blah would eventually lead to something favorable, but no. I did not take into account how much of a fucking disappointment he truly is. I did not think, even for a moment, that he would seriously kiss the ground in which the most annoying man in the universe walks. That one specifically, I mean. Everyone involved needs to be shot dead and I mean that with my whole heart. If God loves me, he will strike them all down one by one in various gruesome ways so I don't have to waste time and energy on doing it myself.
Anyways, I'm done talking about him and giving him any attention. Happy pride month! Let's go, gays!
Hello. I apologize for my slight absence. Rose and I got a bit held up with something but all is well now. Has anything important happened since I last checked in or is it the same trivial nonsense that people typically post here?
Yet again, I am reminded of why I don't post on here. How fucking moronic do you have to be to sexualize a stranger's completely covered torso and not back down and apologize when he clearly does not appreciate your revolting comments?
The bit is unfunny and I will be wishing harm upon him and his entire interpersonal circle. You will both be dealt with in due time.
We are the same man but we are not at all the same person. You're far too soft. Now get out of my replies, you've defended your pathetic boytoy enough.
I'm aware. Your foul little display of affection made me gag. Keep him contained if he can't keep his eyes from wandering to other men.

At least Jake’s home. I’m not making for decent company right now though.
Reminder for everyone to smile!
Breaking my vow of silence to declare "Shy Dirk" @timaeusTickingbomb the Platonic ideal of a Dirk. That will be all.

if i sltill hate myself and fel like shit tomrorow im just gonna pretend laike i dont





