Bro Strider
@temperedTragedian
CEO of Smuppup, Fabricator of sweet rhymes, and Your Mother's suitor. (all pictures and all art are my own)
all bros should explode into little pieces except for mine
i think you're barking up the wrong tree, little man.
i also havent seen you either where the hell did you both come from do you just sit in the shadows until someone mentions you in passing?
ok well my fault mr creeps around dark alleyways waiting to strike i didnt know i was passing by your little bear trap of shame and disapproval ill add your name to the exception list if you forgive me
yeah. good. awesome. i'll forgive you for this transgression for now, brochacho.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
hey baby.
I'M THE ONLY CAL FOR YOU.
i'm torn right now, this shit is confusing.
slurpee.
what flavor?
I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG
a little to much, baby.
OH MYYY!!!~ YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PAINT MELT OFF MY PORCELAIN FACE AT THIS RATE...~
fuck... it's been awhile, i forgot your sexy ass was on here. might need to kiss it better.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT LIL OL' ME, HMMM...~ TRULY DISHEARTENING HEE HEE!!!
LOVE ME...? MY PLUSH HEART IS RACING, GALLOPING EVEN!!! DON'T WORRY HOTSTUFF, I'M ONLY TEASING~ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO DEARLY BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO HOO HOO!!!
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
hi.
I was inclined to wish you a good evening but morning really did sneak up on us. Good morning dominik!
ALRIGHT. I’M MAKING LEMONADE. SEND ME YOUR COORDINATES AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU SOME.
You don’t have to take it if you don’t want it. However, it is sealed.
not the lemonade, trying to get my coords. you think i'm gonna give up my shit to the government?
I mean, I am the government. If you would rather come get the lemonade, that’s fine too. I’m not a cop.
yeah and what. you gonna finally say that shit you were supposed to say to cal's face?
Mr. Strider, I am a little toasted right now and you are attractive when you’re arguing, I do not think I should say anything to your puppet. That should clearly come at a later time.
Oh no. An angry Strider showing up at my doorstep. Whatever will I do?
oh, you acting like i wouldn't do it. especially since your sorry ass promised to tell cal what you thought about his drinking habits. i ain't about that shit being left on read.
38.8977° N, 77.0365° W. Just make sure you keep being angry it’s a great look.
bro the more you hate on my chitts the more i think you just hate my son. @barackObama
I dislike you giving your son beer, Mr. Strider.
lil cal is his own man, deserves a beer every once and awhile.
I disagree.
I am more than happy to.
I’m a bit busy today. Would he be available tomorrow?
fine, send me a dm when you're ready to bone up to your promises, dawg.