Bro Strider
@temperedTragedian
CEO of Smuppup, Fabricator of sweet rhymes, and Your Mother's suitor. (all pictures and all art are my own)
dms always open but i mostly talk about #incest or #nsfw how my dick doesnt work
maybe actually get a dick that works.
it seems better at functioning when my brothers dm me so maybe you can preform a miracle
nah, little man. i don't perform like a stage monkey. that's your cue.
ill send you anything you want big bro swear on it want me on my knees ill get to it i got a real pretty face when im horny #nsfw anything you want i just need you ta give me the word
for one, don't talk like a fucking dipshit, and for two, dm me if you're that fucking desperate.
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
4n unfortun4t3 d3c1s1on, but w3 und3rst4nd.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THIS LYING DOWN CAUSE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT TOOK AWAY YOUR RIGHTS?
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
yeah just so you can get me into your web and inject me full of nanites to control my fucking thoughts.
thErE is a bug in your brain fEEding liEs all thE timE that fEEl likE truths truE as thE sky is black #lyric #whErEdoibEgin
yeah i know about this big. cut it outta me ages ago. now i only know the truths.
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
fucking knew it, bro be implementing the first steps to the purge.
This is not “The Purge,” as this has strict limitations and guidelines outlined. I clearly state the customer must be disrespectful; if you are respectful to service workers, this policy will have no effect on you.
nah man that's all mambo jumbo and then next thing we know you're saying purging is the answer to end all aggression. SLIPPERY SLOPE MAN. THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T BE TRUSTED. #burnitdown
I will never state that “Purging” is the answer to any problem, especially aggression.
yet here you are allowing the citizens to freely murder one person a year. over aggression.
I wish I could bottle up my anxiety and sell it for ten bucks a bottle. And the bonus perk is that after you’ve sent your enemy into a panic, you get to keep the empty bottle. Zelda games have taught me empty bottles are Very Valuable.
it's a lucrative business, i've got the means to start it.
#incestwarrior i guess
thanks bro but it wasnt about you #roselalondepayattentiontomeplease
ain't my fucking fault it's the first thing i see on my feed. maybe stop vague posting, weirdo.
someones mad hes not getting laid by his bro #incest #nsfw
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
i got a real job. the fuck.
i just fucking lost it. I'VE BEEN ON A STREAK. you're grounded.
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