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why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
(^･ω･^) <(^･Ω･^) < YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE, THIS IS ALL I DO HOW WILL I F33D MYSELF!!! YOU'RE CULLING ME!!!!!!!!! (=ＴェＴ=)(=ＴェＴ=)(=ＴェＴ=) #VIOLENCE #DEATH
I shall incorporate that into my belief system posthaste.
NEW ALBUM COMING SOON, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT YO !!
Hellx user temperedTragedian!!! #Rechit!!! Xr wait there is a rechit buttxn nxw I will press that!!!
you do?
carbon-based lifeforms implies the existence of carbon-cringe lifeforms.
LIKE THE RAINBOW DRINKERS?
i fucking hate my crew.
too many )(ouses out t)(ere not enoug)( )(ivelessness
shit, youve TICKLED MY INTRIGUE. maybe a punching bag is what i need after the day i had. #nsfwe
sounds like someone needs some more top from the big top. ;o) #nsfw
SOMETIMES YOUR WORDS OF WHIMSY ELUDE ME.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A 'BRO'?
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
usually the not my circus not my monkeys but why the hwole fuckin circus be followin me in the bubbles lately help
*loud scraping noises*
I’ll actually give you this one that’s real shit.
While I appreciate the support, please do remember that in a true democracy, it is everyone’s right to be heard.
… The sentiment is appreciated?
;o*
uh huh whatever you say.
eyerollllll.
:o)
my answer is guy pussy only bc its what i got n im fucken biased #nsfw
Next #FridayThe13th is in November, which'll be the third (and final) this year! Looks like we've got a while to wait. Will post some cosplay photos from my last convention when I get the chance! https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/slasher.png (( art by @randomPerson ))
caramel latte would go so great right now
Then we are of similar spirits this morning.
hate that im agreeing.
A GOOD MIRTHFUL MORNING.
you didn't go anywhere? i saw you napping on the sofa
Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.
@temperedTragedian does that offer still stand?
SHAME. dont worry, ill make you feel like a winner. #nsfw
((yall i spent like two hours drawing this im crying inside--))
out of the shower im about to go to bed but heres a pic for the fans my chittr critters even yeah thats right im calling you all chittr critters (tm) #nsfw #justtobesafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4380465c4b9c.png
#stridersupremacy
n3v3r l3t m3 sp34k 4g41n bc wh4t th3 fuck do you m34n 1 4cc1d3nt4lly summon3d cronus!!! >8/
Woke up yesterday wanting to throw up, went to bed wanting to throw up. You'll never guess how I woke up this morning.
The timeline understands #StriderSupremacy better than that other lame #LalondeSupremacy tag. 👍
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
IM ENJOYING THIS MOTHERFUCKIN TRAIN WE GOT GOING. I DEMAND MORE SPHERES! #nsfw
I MOTHERFUCKIN LOVE SPHERES. #nsfw
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hands so cold i could refrigerate a beer just by holding it
no.
ugh.
you better quick.
jesus christ if you guys cant behave im changing my profile picture.
I'm undecided on if this means I want to put you all in a rat maze or not.
make me
Can I join this challenge? I already started hitting on other Dirks.
ILL SEE YOU IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN DMS.
im gonna get you.
YOU MIGHT GET MORE THAN YOU FUCKIN BARGAIN FOR.
theyre living their best lives
They freaked up out here.
#nsfw do you think if i stripped naked on live television it would put the dog dick rumors to rest? or would the freaks out there just say i used a body double or something
I HEARD FROM SOME FINE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WE ARE POSTING SPHERES, AND I WILL GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY WANT. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c694148e6686.jpg
hey. ;o). maybe ill post some motherfuckin SPHERES.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MOTHERFUCKIN HUMAN SAYS THEY WANT TO 'MARRY' YOU? fucker just said 'don't worry about it'. #nsfw
REJOICE, MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS. THE MESSIAHS HAVE SAW IT FIT THAT I BE BLESSED WITH THE 'VERIFIED' BADGE.
WHERES ALL THE CLOWNS AND CLOWN LIKERS? we gotta get some more mirth up in this bitch.
NOW THIS SPARKS SOME MOTHERFUCKIN MIRTH.
#roxysblinditems man with sunglasses is hiding a secret under those shades..... tax fraud #WAT???
when the rechit feature gets added ill make sure that this is the first chit that is plastered all over my page! kyaaaaa! my nose is bleeding! >_< (tags: #nsfw, suggestive selfies, shared images, archive rating: M)
touchy touchy
im fuckin trying man
on the potty with my phone now it really is shittr
my bad babe ill slip you an extra hundy to make up for the neglect yeah?
﹌ Is there anyone who woulϡ like to take the human parental role of my mother/father to walk me ϡown the aisle for my human weϡϡing? ﹌
praying for chittrs swift recovery
LAY IT ON ME, BROTHER.
alright so im thinkin the settin should be a stranded wwarship resources are loww an you an i are the only survvivvin creww you suggest eatin the slavve girl wwe captured but evven though youre right i wwont concede because she is my secret red lovver
Proship? Yeah I am. How else am I to cross the canal.
ehh, reacts and the sheer amount of posts flooding the server too. like a ddos attack
im intrigued
manners smh jkjkjk on it
popo-m3rryg4mz 1 SO 4m gonn4 pop 1nto thos3 dmz for l1t3r4lly 4ny 4nd 4LL R34SONZ!!! >8]
1 g3nu1n3ly c4nnot 3v3n B3L13V3 rn th4t you'd 3v3n s4y th4t 1t's l1k3 you'r3 f1n4lly g3tt1ng clos3r to my l3v3lz.
4nyon3 th1nk th4t th1s pl4c3 got soooooo much r4dd3r 4ll of 4 sudd3n??? oh y34h, 1t's b3c4us3 of m3! wh4t 1s up?????
yooooo who 1s up 4nd r34dy to g3t th31r R41LZ GR1ND3D??? H1T M3 UP!!! #l1t3r4lly
yooo h4s 4nyon3 s33n tun3z 4round h3r3??? l1k3 mt?? l1k3 my tun4??? l3t m3 know.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS MARRIAGE? whats the mirror for?
im 4 drinks and 3 lines in whos in the mood to get sent a small fortune #substance #sendthosetrollvenmos
Will do. This Bud's for you.
Third bbud kite
Gavin's a second Bud Light
#intox Havin' a Bud Light.
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
IM A BIG GUY BUT IM NOT LIKE CANS BIG YOU COULD SCALE THAT GUY FOR A WEEK AND NOT EVEN REACH THE SHOULDRS!
tiniest pair you got
ill be in touch.
the flesh is wweak but the spirit is wwillin
You're creepy, in general.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS A 'ROLEPLAY'?
I'm inclined to+ agree. The mo+re I see, the mo+re entertained I find myself. There's quite the interesting variety o+f peo+ple aro+und these days. #Pretending that I have any sense o+f a day/night cycle as a bubble-dwelling gho+st.
What a mess... The things I do+ to+ keep up with the go+ings-o+n aro+und here.
:33 < ok what is your purrbeast name- mine is pouncepelt
WHOS FUCKIN WITH YOU?
;o)
shiiiit, what a warm motherfuckin welcome.
:o)
:o)
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
Reaching out to so-called "looksmaxxers" for a case study. Only respond if actively involved in the community. Bones must be smashed.
i likE my coffEE likE i likE my mEn with my DICK in itttt ohhhh #nsfw #rElationshipgoals
Hell yeah, it's fucking awesome. @randomPerson Come see this!
thats what i motherfuckin thought. :o)
Lil Hal poured his heart* and soul** into this! *doesn't have a heart **doesn't have a soul
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP? :o)
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
hiring individuals for heavy lifting work. no you won't know what you're lifting, yes i will pay you, no it won't be much.
IS THAT THE ONE ABOUT THE SHEEP THAT JUMP OVER THE FENCE AND WHEN I COUNT THEM I GET SLEEPY?
very cute
9h dear! That is far fr9m g99d. Can I help in any way?
bitches acting like they dont like getting teased bffr
yeah yeah you and the rest of the alternian empire just do it make my day
im gonna be a pony in ur dms
ordering 10 crab rangoons off of door dash..
oh my god
D —>It is never too late or early to enjoy some tea or coffee. D —> Hopefully everyone is enjoying themselves today.
((On god having so much fun with our bros interacting its so funny))
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Nauseating.
wow classy of you.
Bro Strider lashings.
if i entertain it further youll only like it.
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
K.
chittr eggman blocked me. somenesben tell him he wants me so bad it makes him look stupid
It's to calibrate the birds' positions. Trust.
I read in one of my completely legal to own books that if you give them sugar, they'll teach you the secrets of the universe.
#rechitt
please
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
[|||] i'm going to mediate this chitt just to be silly
Hack the CCTV for content. Ideally, for car crash complications. If you don't, you're a fed.
OKAY I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY GUY WITH GLASSES THAT HURT
> S1NCE WHEN D1D L1KE 20 PE0PLE F0LL0W ME 1'M N0T THAT 1NTEREST1NG
WOAH NOW I GOTTA LEARN ABOUT THE ASPECTS TO KNOW IF THATS A COOL ONE OR NOT! THANKS FOR THE UPGRADE!
london update, uh it's... grey out! does anyone on this site know what london is, other than the humans...
No.
THATS NOT USUALLY WHAT ANY OF MY BOSSSES SAY BUT THANK YOU! THEY USUALLY SAY IM A WASTE OF SPACE BUT THEY CANT FOOL ME THATS NOT A SBURB CLASS!
ITS BISCUITS HERE WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IN A PINCH YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK THEM OUT! A CAKE A WAFFLE IRON A PILLOW A 2x4 A TITANIUM ROD A GOLF CLUB YOU CANT DO THIS WITH NON FROZEN OXYGEN THOUGH IT JUST DOESNT WORK FOLLOW FOR MORE #DIRPTIPS!
off a bean and some low pulp oj
IS IT A REALLY LARGE KNIFE? IT IS A REALLY LARGE KNIFE. ISN'T IT.
I have updated my profile picture again. The next one will have the orb smashed.
Naturally.
They say I predicted all of this.
You follow me? Why didn’t you just say that. I will tell you the trick to it: simply paste the link to the image you wish to share and it will embed itself in your chit automatically. If you put any #tags in your post it should automatically spoil the image as well. As for how to get an image link, you must first post your image on a host site. I believe for all its quirks, chittr won’t upload the image for you.
I'm the heir of light I carry the flame I fight for the gospel and carry the name
Kill me I will die a heroic death for the Alternian people and ascend to godtier.
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how do i ping a mod to banish you to the ether
V^This is s0 real th0ugh.^V
RANDOM FACT: I am right behind you.
mannn wish i had hot meat down my throat hashtag nsfw
hes grinning about it too i can almost sense it except its grinning in the way he tends to grin which is not at all but merely implied
I had nam flashbacks reading the song name.
Ew. I’m not flirting with you, dude. This is 100% bonafide platonic hatred.
bitches Iove me for my cIit hashtag nsfw
I hate that we’re even remotely the same person. Have some modicum of fucking dignity, dude.
okay
@turntechGodhead#6490 can you shut the fuck up
aint that just the way
Unspoken: And the red one, starve.
floats into the kitchen like theres a pie on the windowsill
but in this case its not a pie and instead several blueberry muffins
Why is half the shit on the feed just thirstposting?
getting, hate reacts on my, chits gives me, something alright, i dont know if its necessarily power,
Ah it seems like perhaps I have downloaded the wrong application. Is anyone able to perhaps guide me to the proper forums for polite gentleman under 40 with an aptitude for business?
when you straight up #feelnothing #notasinglething #emotionless
Σ(83):ミ w3ll try not to l3t j3llycatfishmom sting you too bad i gu3ss?
There seems to be an excess of lawyers here? Is there any here who deal in the aerospace law of the troll kingdom? Shoot me a howdy do!
What's with all the hostility, I am but a humble pink farmer.
#nowplaying Bitter Dose - Wynton Marsalis
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i fear to think what troll Boba tea is like....
oh my godddddd my nook is so wet
Hey chittr mutuals, I'm getting the feeling I'm unwanted.
why are you me im me
#nowplaying chutes and ladders
*CHITTR **CHITTR ***CHITTR I MEANT TO TYPE CHITTR
how 2 send dm on shitter
i cant believe im agreeing with you
its just that hed be playing that too rn.....
youre him
oh my god
I should get a cat.
One day, I might even get a keysmash out of it.
im not reading allat
it was meant for vriska not you but you got in the way like you always do
...... :'(
she trippin | V
talk about tacos more im hungry and im feeding off what youre saying about tacos
BEATING IT TO RED CHEEKS RIGHT NOW #READING #MAYBENSFW
Hell yeah bro
Boy. Well anywho we can be friends.
I like your popped collar it gives you a sort of spunky tude to your aeropostale mannequin style duds bro.
Why should I be jealous? You're my no-show father, who only acknowledges me on social media because its bad for the brand if you don't.
some shit just doesnt change
for the horde 100% if youre with alliance youre a bum and we will slide stormwind castle later with all our most powerful warlocks
THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING
(THIS IS A DIRECTED MESSAGE.)
Im not going to block any spoilsports or naysayers if youre going to be a stick in the mud youre going to see me be all smiles while you do it. *Hmph!*
REMEMBER BEFORE PEOPLE BECAME WAK AND ALL UP INCLUSIVE? ME TOO #MAGA #MAKEALTERNIAGREATAGAIN
(| ignore this chirp. i'm curating my feed. or i guess don't ignore it if you're a true Meat Lover |) (| #meat #mymeat #hotdog #oblongmeatproduct #juicymeat #thickmeat #meatlover |)
they should wear protection or pay that fire some child support :T
(| anyone else starving for a Mouthwatering Frank right now or is it just me |)
raise your hand if you like fruity beverages!
|< i agr€€ with th€ triangular glass€d human abov€ this post.
Im confuzzled on the ins and outs of these silly reactions i just give a heart to each and every post that tickles my fancy. Heck ill send some love to that!
*minxily pensively biting lip* hmmm sigh
With dedication.
I have trouble too