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I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
MY SWEETNESS IS ONLY FOR YOU, NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED SUCH~ <3
LOVE ME...? MY PLUSH HEART IS RACING, GALLOPING EVEN!!! DON'T WORRY HOTSTUFF, I'M ONLY TEASING~ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO DEARLY BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO HOO HOO!!!
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT LIL OL' ME, HMMM...~ TRULY DISHEARTENING HEE HEE!!!
OH MYYY!!!~ YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PAINT MELT OFF MY PORCELAIN FACE AT THIS RATE...~
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
ALWAYS WATCHING... HOO HOO HEE HEE!!!
AM I PRETTY??? DO I DESERVE TO BE??? WOULD YOU TELL ME IF I WAS WORTHY??? NOW THAT YOU'RE HOME, I DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE!!! I KNOW IT'S SELFISH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW SO SELF AWARE, I INTEND TO DIE THIS WAY THERE IS NOTHING THAT ANYONE CAN CHANGE... #LYRICSPOSTING
I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
Im so proud. Hes so hilarious. Man I wish I had thought of doing this first.
Yeah not going to lie it is at least five movies too late for that Rose who liked that one post I made a few hours ago. I mean have you seen any of my movies behave is not what Jeff does and good manners were out the window by the first line of the movie. He also definitely killed someone but kudos on the creepypasta reference.
Aw hes jpeg artifacting my posts. Enshittify on my funky freaky asshole.
My creation has come to life @hellaJeff Or well part of it has. One singular characters who is probably a rando cosplaying as Hella Jeff but still how fucking cool is this. Hi.
HEY DAAAAVEE, WHATS WRONG???~ HOO HOO!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
ALL OF THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! YES YES PLEASE TELL THE MASSES OF YOUR PATHETIC AWFUL LIVES!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
HOO HOO!!! HELLO EVERYONE IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY FAVORITE PUPPET!!!~ LET'S SEE WHAT MISERABLE CHITT GETS POSTED TODAY TO LAUGH AT HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!
hi goonin clownfish troll likin all my horny posts i see u #nsfw
#doobahnation
yea exactly u get it
i think @dooBah and @wannapetmyMullet should spar 2 the death an the winner gets 2 stay on chittr also i am hopin doobah wins #violence #deathmatch #iwantdoobahdave2win
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
Mwah mwah. 😘
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So it seems. I am no longer being possessed by a rogue horrorterror.
I am. So. Insanely. In love.
Hmm.
Sighs forlornly.
Mew.
Maow.
Mwrrr.
I miss him.
Stop. @twinAmnesias
Stop. @twinAmnesias
Stop. @twinAmnesias
I'm okay.
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̶̧̲͇̳̣̞̻̯̰̥̟͔̗͖͗̐̉̄͐́͆̉̑̑͆͂̀̈́̓̄̃̆̈̎̀͘͜͠a̸̡̨̳͖̳̞͕͙͈̺̠̲̺̼͓̼̦̗̺͖̫̰͉͙̞̋͛n̶̨̡̡̛͕̫̬͓͓͍̼͖͖͇̞̹̝̩̰͍͒̿͗̈́̈͐̽̑̆̄͑̉̒͆̕̕͘̚̚̕͘͝͠ý̸̢̨̡̰̯̘̺̞̟̗̤̩̔̃͋̊͒̉̓̉̋̓͗̋̈́̕͝m̸̢̡̛̝̘̠͔͙͙̙̞̤̮̮͎͕̻̭̹͚͔̭̭͓͍̓̾̎̒̾́̈́̀̈̐͗̌̒̆̌̔̿͂̔́̊̎̉̇͒͗̔̀̀̑̾̾͘̚͠ͅͅo̷̡̡̨̡̪̞̳̼͇̳̺̗̯͈̭͚̲͎͓̭̼̰̬̙̱̹̹̖͔̭̰̣͖͈̥̩̻̊̊̏̍̇́̆̓̈́̐́̓̓̔̂̓̀̎̾̉͌̒̎͘̚̚͘͜͜͜͠r̷̨͈͖̭̦̪͔̖̤͇͇͍̽̈́̿̎͆͒̀̐̿̌̊̄͂̅̕̕̕̕͝͝͠ẹ̷̢̡̧̨̥̫̟̱̙͖͙̱͈̜̙̗͙̫̖̮̱̰̰̜̺͔̼͚̖̗͖̰̜̝̭̬̥̆̓.̵̨͚̺̝̹͕̖̝͉͈̫̭̙͍̠͉̙͚͔̻̬̳̩͖͓͕̼͈͙̪͆̄̽̄́͑̑̈̎͒͋̌̌̔͊͐̂̾̈́̈͑̀̎͑̉͌̑̈̈́̐̊́͑̾͂̚͝͝ͅ ̶͓͈̔̔̏̐̇͂̎̔̌̉͋̈̚ ̴̣̘̳̟̹̟̝͎͈̹̼͇͙̓͛͋͛́̃̔̇͐́̇̽̉̿̒̆̌̈́͛̓̇̐̀̂̄̈̆́̈́́͜͠͝Ȉ̸̧̢̧̢̧̖̲̤͔̻̹̗̻̮͚̖͚̱͍̰͕̳̦̮͇̪͇̲̭̤͈̜̻̙͖̜̫̤̔̂́́̉̔̒̕͜͝ ̵̨̡̨̥̳̙̗͉̠̮̺͓̬͉͈̲͓͎͉̰͍̰̗̙̣͋̌̋́͊̒̽͌͐̿̒̀̉͐̔̓̅̀̌̓̒̾̈́́̅̋̐̑͆͒̾̒̚̕͘͜͝͝d̶̹͇̳̼̘͍̗̫͇̀́͑͝o̸̡̢̧̭͚͎̘͉̺͍̩͔͇̰̣̥̯͈͇͇̾ͅn̷̨̛̛̛̺̦̩͚̲̼͙̦̱̞͚̠̗̳̱̣͎͍͙̗̆̌̈̅͋͒͂̍̐̏͌͌̍̆͘͠͝'̵̢̛̱̮͚̫̤̟̗̪̞͙͖̘̠̙͎̳͈̮̺͖̘͎͍̫͎̞̖̥̺̖͔̞͕̠̟͚͍̳̦͖̿̾̃͋̄͐͒̀̏̊͊̀̋́̾̆̽̊̈͋̊̍̈́͋͗̋͛̏̆͘̕͘̕͠͝ͅt̴̢̨̨͇̥̹͇̯̹̻̗̺̱͖̥͈̠̻̲̫̪̖͇͖̼͔͙͉̠͊͂̇͆́̇̓͛̔̀͂̿̌́͗̾̽̑͂͛̋͠͝ ̶̡̧̢̛̠̲̫̩̻͚͉͎̪̳̥̫͎̳̬̦͂̽̒̇̊̔͆̀̆̌̄̌̅̊̓̽͗̊̔͆̆͌́̅̅̃̑̋͘͝͝͝w̷̛͍̗̺̖̼̹̰̙̥̰̞͖̹͓̮̬͖̮͖̖͙̯̺̣̱̭͉͎͉̻͚̰̥̦̻̄̊̈̾͆̔̅̑̑̊̉͛̇̅͑̿͗͑̏̅̊͗̅̓̄͑́̀͆͝͝͝͝͝͠͝a̷͙͖̩̘̟̖̜̬͉͓̘̯̬̤̯̯͚̲͋͑̐̃̄̈́̽̓̂̊̔̎̉̋̏͂͐̉̚̚͠͠n̴̨̨̧̛̠̞̤̟̤̺͕̩͙̙͎̹͍̙͚̗̦̬͖̟̲̪̣̅̈̅̾̒́̃͊͑̇͛͊͑̓͗̈́̄͒͐̄̚͜͝n̴͇̺͓̠͔̖̜̣̥͍͖̹̣̪̬̦̥̣̜̙̱̭̒̆̕͜a̷͈͍̪̱͑̾͛̊̅̾͗͊́̑͋͗͒̈́͒̀̍͐̑̏̀̔͛̽̿̌̌̏͊͂̂͑͂̎̆̌͠͝͠ ̴̢̛͕͖̩̝̹̫̦͓̞̯̹̖̳͕̂̍̈́͛̍̍͋̅̔̑͘͝͝d̷͓̰̹̻͓̱̾̿̃̽̍͌̎͛̓̽̈́͆͗́͑͝͠͠o̸̧̨̘͔̞̥̖̲̩͚̩̯̲̗̟͈̫̗̙̟̫͔̦̺͇͙͚̯̱͕̮͇̰̤̹̹̦͑́̂́̐̔̈͌̈̈́͑̊̂̽̾͒̄̎̀̚̚̚͠͠ ̸̥̖̖̈͋̐͊̔̑̅̿̕ţ̸͕̪̲̥̘̙͍̹͈͍͇̤̳͈̟̪̣͍̖̟̬̭̹̤͇̞͌͛̋̀̋̑̓̈́̐̈́̃̊̓̉̇̄̎̌͘͜͠h̶̛͖̖̲͔̹̲͒͒̑̀̎̈́̀́͂͑̕͘ḯ̶̄̈́̍͊̈̾͛̉͝͝͠ͅs̶̢̧̢̟̥̺͉͇̰͕͔̣̰̪̻̪̯̲̙̗̗͚̠̹̝̲̘̀̋͆̅̓̇́̀̐̐̽̈́̐̔́̉̑̿̇͘͜ ̵̧̢̨̡̠̼̯̳̜̭̯̭̪̗̘͕̤̺̖̦͖̼̬͇̙̬͌͐͌͌̾̈́̃̈͑͂̀͘͘͜͝ͅạ̸̧̡̢̢̡̨͓̻͉͈̖̣͓͚̯̺̥͉͇̗͔̜̠̣͔͈͔̮̲̰̝͕͈̪̉̂̊̒͗̄͝ͅͅͅn̴̨͈̻̝̫̙͖͉̲̝̬̰̠̬͉̹͙͐̆̌̂͂̔̎̐͌̇̀̏͠y̷̛̛̟̙͚̠͑͂̉̔̇̊͂̾̍́̍͒͋̏͒̂̃͌͗̄̃̐͋̂͒̈́̏͋́̿̋̆̃͊͝͠͝ṁ̶̧̝͍̫͚͚̝̯̫́̏̾̿͋̽͆̀̏o̴̧̢͎̘̬̖̲̭͖̦̳̟̫̳̜̯̟̠͇̝̜̱͗͌̅̋̀̋̄̀͒̉̈͑̋̒̇̒͒̔̈̓́̌͋̔̾͊̓̄͋̓͌̄̈́̃́͋̏̚͠͝͝ṟ̷̡̛̛̺͙͖̂̉̍́́͌͑́͋̇̏͗̓̀̓̏͛̈͐͆̉̽̎̕͜e̷̮̲̔͛̿̂̀̒͊̉͑̐͂́̽̌̄̿̏̈̽̑̉͒͆͊̊̐͒̓̎͒̚̚͘̕͠.̴̧̧̢̧̡̧͖͉̙̭̹̺̜̤̣̬̻͈͖̱͉̺̦̖̰͉̹̖̠͎͓̃̄͜͜ ̸̩͖̥̺͚̪͎̘͎̼̘̤͓̮͆͐̈́͒̑̈́͛͂͛̔͊̎͂͆̇̉͊̈̌̊͐̃̉̌̽͛̍̔̍́̈́͌͂̂̚͝ 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̸̨̧̲̼̼͚̹̙͙͖̤̭̝̝̳̠̙̦̘̙̺͍̬͚̳̤̱̻̼̼͇̥̣̼̺͍̺̩͍͕̾̅̎̍͋͛̆̿͐́̍͒̆̄̒̂̋̈́͌̋̕͜͝͝ͅä̷̧̨̢̛͙͙̝̙͓͙͚̳̖̖̹̤͇͈̗̞̥͇̟̱͎̪͕͇̘̩̩͈̬̩́̏͐́̏̓̏̌̑̉̿̊̍̓͌̏̅̉̽̄̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ṋ̴̡̢̧̤͎͖̱̲̗͉̱̺̰̟̱͊̾́y̸͇̭͚͈̤̜̞̭̻͖̥͉̫̺͕͍̬̺̺̗̲̤͆͋̄͒̋̂̊̓̃̓̃̋̌̔̿͗̏̇̇̾͂́̃̕͘͜͠͝ͅm̵̨̡̧̭̰̳̭̳̩̹͓͙̺͉̮̯͎̠͈͉͍͖̪̠̹̣̮͔̦͕̺̹͍̦̮̳͚̞̰̼̂̌̽̀̈̊́̏̈̓̌͒̀̀̉͐͒̅̑̔͑̄͌̄͌͘̕̕̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͝o̸̢̧̰̮͓̱̬͇͌̿̂̾ͅr̶̢̨̖̞̭̖̳͈͙̼͙̼͓͔̻̻̣͔̺̳̘͙͍͕̭̐̓̍̌̾̊̾̄͊̒̃͋̃̽́̐̾͊̏̈́͘͜͝ͅͅę̴̧̨̢̡̱̟͔̤͔̞̲̰̩̲̝̼̣̱̞̻͎̟̦̰̣͙̑̄̾̆̈́̈́̌͌̾͌ͅͅͅ.̸̡̥͓̟͙͓͕̟̯̹̟̗͖̙̯̬̥͙̻̖̲̹̭͌̒̂͂̉̈́̆̑̅̀̆̀̇̃̒́̋̍̌̇̄̃̈́̔̄̂̅̌̈́͘͘͘͝ͅ
You disgust me.
I hate you.
Hmm.
Go fall of a cliff. I adore that idea. #violence #death
It would be better if you were dead. #violence #death
I want to. See you. In Misery.
Okay.
Who do you think it is.
He won't let me go.
Dirk.
No more.
Hmm.
I'm okay.
i second this opinion
no no more beer for u #substance
bruh stop givin him beer hes had enough #substances
When operating imperial drones, I must request you do not state “I’m finna whip this hoe” before preforming a risky maneuver. The drones are very expensive.
on it stat boss. haha no but yeah are you mad. i totally got you so hard there. you just got dunked on
Hmm.
beforus i am in you
nah, just thinkin about our conversation.
shout out @temperedTragedian specifically.
sometimes a mans hobby is pissin off an alternate version of himself in the dms.
I did indeed feel pretty manly about this. #nsfw #nsfwe #yaoi -adjacent https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/0bc0d499845069379e3415b5760031d2c6280890.png
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
I have no say in what others post, Mr. Strider. I am only stating I can no longer interact with content of this nature.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
good morning little goth people in my phone.
This is not “The Purge,” as this has strict limitations and guidelines outlined. I clearly state the customer must be disrespectful; if you are respectful to service workers, this policy will have no effect on you.
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
someones mad hes not getting laid by his bro #incest #nsfw
Armed with nothing but a sword and mistimed innuendos. #Freudian
thanks bro but it wasnt about you #roselalondepayattentiontomeplease
Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum
<] I AM NOT A FED INFACT, I THINK YOUR A FED, FED. GET OFF MY POST[>
<] ONE OF THE BRODERICKS IS CALLING ME A FED WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?[>
Ngl I kinda feel like breaking the fourth wall.
ragebait my kids with me, part ?????????
would love a poll feature on here. i have some pressing questions for the masses
not how it works
HELP SOME KIND OF WEIRD MSONSTERSKLFJ:SHFGL:ISG:JS:LDFJKSDFJSKL:NAWHKL:FJASDKFSDBHKJLGHW:J MONSTER IS IN MY DMS WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
what is wrong with u obama is not a valid fact chekc wtf
*loud scraping noises*
MORE BASED TAKES FROM THE BIG MAN
/=||== - REALLY I THINK IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW nICE THE REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD IS -
HATES OBAMA = WRONG
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
I am concerned for you, Mr. Strider.
I can assure you, we do not care about you enough to have drone surveillance on you. You haven’t paid your taxes in years, and the IRS does not having the budget for drones.
Mr. Strider, please take your medication.
absolutely not.
no.
guy pussy vs girl dick go off in the comments freaks #nsfw
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
O-oh no! My finger slipped again! #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1405/sample_dd726510b18b6e8cf7f5892a00031acf.jpg?10764421
we had no thing going on. i dont know why you think we do.
ignoring you now.
try harder
not really.
no.
yeah im down
:33< which one were mew again?
man they turned off pvp, probably a good thing it was lagging the hell out of the server
manners smh jkjkjk on it
yeah probably ive had a few less than great run ins so far so
figured you were up your own ass enough for it but forreal congrats dude on your new pet hugass clown i hope that yall have beautiful clown babies and shit
oh shit dude my bad i didnt realize you were talkin about an actual guy. good luck with your wedding
eh depends on the clown really
just gotta find a space with a big enough mirror in it
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
thats a great question that i dont have an answer to. gotta blast
nah but the distraction did B]
ill be in touch.
cant do that if you turn to dust first
bring it on youre probably old enough to fossilize anyways. gotta carbon date your ass
man you were already creepy by association with the fuckin' puppet but you did just manage to make it worse so congrats for that shit
i can and will shittalk fuckin cal dude his eyes are so empty and yet so full of malice
dont be a lil bitch this is awesome
day made
holy crap
thtius is htei fhgkjfndgdfngfdkhkf h hhhhh hihgh ohh wow oh wo oh wow wow #bookmarked (tags: Bro Strider/David "D" Strider, petnames, teasing, begging, online coersion, timeline difference, bratty bottom, whipped cream, foodplay, #nsfw, take it to dms, say please, make me, blackmail, hatefucking, human kismesis equivalent, updating, PWP, archive rating: E)
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hey freaky girl get a gander of this @archiveAddict
h/o im an attention whore hold on
Th3yr3 watching you through your d3vic32, im watching you through a hol3 i drill3d in your floor whil3 you w3r3 2l33ping. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3.
sure thing babe as soon as you say pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top
;)
maybe if you say pretty please
going to costco does anyone need stuff
[screenshots, sends to whole contact list] nice
"Inside this vase are @temperedTragedian endings." Me: https://i.postimg.cc/1tSrTyTh/IMG-0058.gif
nah.
just to piss you off i wont now because you asked so nicely.
yea but some of the podcasts i like are exclusive to it.
yeah whatever, go take a shower with soap i think youll be fine.
and this is why i burned him. take a proper shower man.
*Don't. *Any. And you do.
dude ive been to five different waffle houses and you werent there so i dont know what to tell you besides barack obama literally followed me on here im straight up celebrating
riding the high of having been followed by literally barack obama himself guys this is it ive peaked its all downhill from here on out
My apologies. I forgot to cite my sources.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_man
Old man.
Leave the elderly alone.
when you straight up #feelnothing #notasinglething #emotionless
im flagging this
loaded fries are just like fries but if you put a bunch of bullshit garbage on them that falls off the fry in the first place so you have to end up eating all the shit with your hands and not the intended method of transport which is the fry in this case like the idea of them is really good but the execution sucks ass thoughts?
Yes, I do have a lot of nerve. It's one of my many, many qualities. You would know this if you actually spent time with your daughter.
Check your bank records, I suppose? All I know is that you paid last month on the 14th, but haven't this month yet.
I didn't know you HAD a funny bone. Oh, and mother says you're late paying the alimony again!
Let the question beg then its really no mystery. Shit is not as predetermined as people like to pretend. Saying that just makes it easier for people to avoid responsibility while enabling them to say the wildest shit. After all f everything were predetermined that means theyre not saying anything wildly awful oh no theyre just saying what theyre supposed to. And if thats the case were really not individuals are we. Which fuck that. Im my own damn person you just happen to be a very similar person. But yeah the dude I found had the handle @temperedTragedian. He called you a beta and said he was biased so he seemed to know some version of you at least.
One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
aint that what were born to do
yuh huh times infinity iterated beyond countable limits
what the fuck are you doing here