Bro Strider
@temperedTragedian
CEO of Smuppup, Fabricator of sweet rhymes, and Your Mother's suitor. (all pictures and all art are my own)
slurpee.
what flavor?
i barely use this shit, and i'm getting a silver fox following me? what'd i do.
woke up feeling like my entire body was being weighed down by fucking bricks. the hell.
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y'all out here sipping lemonade transportalized to your doorstep and don't know what chemicals the mofo is putting in it. "sealed" my ass, dude be needling that shit with a 27g.
when you make commitments to your constituents you should follow through with them. fucked up shit.
nah there ain't anything to confess.
confession:
bro the more you hate on my chitts the more i think you just hate my son. @barackObama
I dislike you giving your son beer, Mr. Strider.
lil cal is his own man, deserves a beer every once and awhile.
I disagree.
i second this opinion
I am more than happy to.
I’m a bit busy today. Would he be available tomorrow?
fine, send me a dm when you're ready to bone up to your promises, dawg.
i don't know why y'all getting on me about giving my son beer, he's 15. #substances
MORE BEER!!!
no no more beer for u #substance
shut up leon we shouldnt be givin the puppet beer #substance
it doesnt matter whose it is we shouldnt be gettin that thang fucked up #substence
FUCK YES!!! THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A STOMACH SO I WOULD GET SOGGY... I DO NOT WANNA BE PUT IN A WASHING MACHINE
i might need to sew a stomach pouch into you one of these days.
OOHH I WOULD LOVE THAT!!! I KNOW ANOTHER IS MAKING A TONGUE FOR ME AT SOME POINT SO I CAN TASTE FOOD
need to start daily chitting about my son. you know what he did today? my boy had his first beer.
what. dave's my little man. we're specifically talking about my son.
u cant fuckin keep givin the stupid fuckin cal puppet beer its already tryin its best to exist #substance
it's alright. he can sober up later. we're playing mario kart.
that doesnt make it better omfg
ur rlly pushin it rn
hey. don't you talk about my adorable little bumpkin like that.
yea what did u think this was about
see. now we're on the same page.
woah getting a lot of followers from chitting about my son. guess ya'll really like that shit.
y'all don't seem to grasp just how fucking adorable my kiddo is, guy's got the cutest son award and i'm gonna proudly show it.
fuck. i was wasted last night.
google how do you rechitt a post again. i wanna rechitt it like 20 times.
yall trollbama announced michelle was fucking dead at #eridanweek man's be hiding shit, i just fucking know it.
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
you think you're safe and then the first thing you read on this god forsaken platform is the president wanting to forcefully put you in therapy. no one's safe.
jesus fucking mary joseph christ in a mother fucking handbasket.
I shall incorporate that into my belief system posthaste.
you better start believing. shits gearing up for a full blown apocalypse and you're out here blasphemizing.
you know shits rough when you catch your personal fed on social media.
yall don't know what it's like being a #boydad with all these fucking nightmares walking in plain daylight.
Boydad but all of my "boys" are half-sentient vehicles that backseat drive constantly and start calling me rude names when I don't stop to fill up the gas tank frequently enough.