♦ pitied by @temperedTragedian
fuck, 1m gonna unblock even br1efly. that sh1t was too funny to 1gnore
shut up leon we shouldnt be givin the puppet beer #substance
u cant fuckin keep givin the stupid fuckin cal puppet beer its already tryin its best to exist #substance
dont let them dull your sparkle post about wanting your older brother sexually because you have psychological issues #incest #nsfw
fenestrate, penetrate, men i take... and then i wake? #nsfw
sure dude im just gonna wait for dick to find me
It's okay, most of us have been there. Nobody could judge you.
Ain't that your dead brother's meme tattooed on you? I don't know that you have a leg to stand on here.
I will never state that “Purging” is the answer to any problem, especially aggression.
post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
*t_el_ep0rts b_ehi|\|d y0u* "y0u ar_e alr_eady br_ead- FUCK i m_ess_ed up th_e li|\|_e"
Hellx user temperedTragedian!!! #Rechit!!! Xr wait there is a rechit buttxn nxw I will press that!!!
Mmmmmmm I dunno.
Sorry, that's just me scratching around in there.
Why have we been living out of a sewer for over a dozen sweeps. It's not secret. Everybody knows where we are.
IM GETTING BACK IN MY HIDEY HOLE.
WHO IS THEM?? WHO IS THEY???
:o)
I'm sorry you what.
sounds like someone needs some more top from the big top. ;o) #nsfw
SOMETIMES YOUR WORDS OF WHIMSY ELUDE ME.
Troogle what is a 'dad'.
not how radio wa𝑣es work but okay
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what is wrong with u obama is not a valid fact chekc wtf
i just got here but idk about that one i think u should add a fact check or some shit
*loud scraping noises*
I’ll actually give you this one that’s real shit.
While I appreciate the support, please do remember that in a true democracy, it is everyone’s right to be heard.
… The sentiment is appreciated?
;o*
:o)
id apologize for being being horny on main but im bored as shit. im also not really sorry. #nsfw
hes distributing boykissing footage and getting into drama with tmz
B33 < mewre still verified chill
no.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
[[early shift tomorrow sob]]
all this stress makes me need to visit big byron bro #nsfw
are you winning.
Not gonna lie got ate up chat. Begrudgingly ending the #StriLalondeFeud #StriLalondePeaceTreaty
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
cap
do you think mobsters would post on their #crimeline?
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
Well mainly im reading what theyre saying and what theyre saying isnt of top billing!
still waitin on my photographer to send me the damn files for the picture i actually want to use. gotta find a different temp.
stop it.
do the profile pictures randomly just stop fucking working for yall too or what
manners smh jkjkjk on it
nesben has been torn away from nesbens friend polycule. nesben will kill
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
dont worry about it.
ill be in touch.
no but wwe can flarp i guess
WHOS FUCKIN WITH YOU?
ugh nevermind.
In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.
or i'll just start using the little diamond one.
i will when i really like or hate them.
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
You could.....but it could never heal the pain in my Heart....truly this Devastating Loss will affect the entire Trajectory Of My Life. Every day I'll wake up and go "When will my grape juice return from the war?" and then I'll remember. My dearest beverage died nobly on the battlefield (my kitchen tile). I'll be Wracked With Grief for as long as I live. So yeah I'm on the floor with a rag--
grubgpt generate me a chitter account unbearable losers will follow and obsesse with generating.... generating... grubgpt: ok your account is @temperedTragedian
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takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
we gotta get this cuckquean a cuck throne #igotchu
Flop.
cant breathe near anybody without fangirls followin close by dont worry youll get used to it
h/o im an attention whore hold on
fUckIng hAtE that band
Did you guys know that .gay is a valid domain? I might change to that. It's funnier than .com.
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
They say that "The Cure" is that "Boys Don't Cry". I tend to disagree. What "Cures" me and makes me feel "Just Like Heaven" and cheers my day is in fact seeing the boys cry. #JustSomeThoughts #HappyTuesday
The crickets are loud, they hurt my ears.
no i do, just annoyed it couldnt handle how fast i was going.
easy target
oh fuck me my damn sewing needle broke.
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
who up wiggling they worm
weve reached a milestone guys can we go much higher https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35493eb81ac2.png
Try not to cut yourself.
Do not give me problems. Give me solutions.
This is very important. How do I edit posts? I need this information two minutes ago.
im on the way goddamn its like youre in a hurry to lose
there aint shit to suspect
thats a losing battle for you bud
I mean, you already did that once. Look how that turned out.
we hate your clit #nsfw
There’s a word for this.
when you straight up #feelnothing #notasinglething #emotionless
So through endless twilights I dreamed and waited, though I knew not what I waited for. Then in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I could rest no more, and I lifted entreating hands to the single black ruined tower that reached above the forest into the unknown outer sky. And at last I resolved to scale that tower, fall though I might; since it were better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding day.
think we should all die #unlessyourecallie #callielive
infinity to the power of itself obviously
yeah im thinking that must be the issue
Oh, that’s why my stomach hurts. I think I ate something that upset it again. Or I’m sick, also again. As it turns out, growing up in the middle of the ocean makes it easy to catch stomach bugs.
she pity on my chit
rose only has this app to pity my chits #personalproblem
Vagueposting is a fine art. That said, most people aren’t that good at it.
im quickly regretting this
Traitor.
Ghost Rule is better.
i am now playing.
"The Slammer". Is that one of those antiquated dancefloor moves invented by fossils, such as "The Sprinkler"?
Egads. You have the wrong idea my man! Plus it seems a little shortsighted to tackle a familiar fish when theres a whole ocean out there to dabble in?
whatever man
hit tha road!
guys im hosting a massive party on earth c in a few months im gonna let folks rsvp ahead of time hit me up if youre interested alternate timeline folks are allowed for once im feeling generous
i have something to say but i don't know if people are prepared to hear it.
shaboingboing256 would be a crazy ass name for a tgirl band that made noisepunk digicore
in all fairness i think if you spawned into my timeline dirk would send a nuke to your exact coordinates or activate the satellite railgun or just send hal
HUMAN TACOS AND CUISINE ARE WHAT IS DEBILITATING ALTERNIA, WE SHOULD BUILD A COSMIC MULTIVERSAL WALL