♦ pitied by @temptedAnoxia
>+. *I CONSIDER MYSELF MORE RELATED TO MAKARAS. BUT THE FILTHY EARTHLING LIES .+<
>+. SIIIIIIGH WHEN WILL THE GUY THAT INVADES MY BED WAKE UP. RE; SO I CAN PROD HIM. PROBABLY WHEN *I* LAY DOWN FOR REAL .+<
You know, zzometimezz itzz har8 8ating a purple when you're a lowbloo8 becauzze otherzz think you're uzzing them~ :(~
>+. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM LAST NIGHT BUT MAN. A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST IN HEAT 24/7 HUH. OMEGAS, THE LOT OF YOU .+< #nsfw
>+. UPDATE; STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN UP TO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIONS .+<
>+. *TOUCHING PEOPLE STICKILY* .+<
◥▶◀◤ —> There was sweaty, oily wrestling yesterday. That was very fun.
Fun fact for Eridan week...fun fact for Eridan week...hm. I...genuinely don't have any interesting lore tid8its for this one. Sorry everyone.
I WOULD SAY ME AND WHO BUT I'M LACKING IN THE HORN DEPARTMENT.
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>+. STUCK IN THE BARN BECAUSE OF THE RAIN. GUESS I GOTTA DO UNETHICALS OUT HERE .+<
Yeah. People are. Something. My kid ate one before.
>+. MY HIPSTER DISEASE SAYS THIS PLACE SUCKS BUT MY SITUATIONSHIP IS AROUND SOMEWHERE AND I'M OBLIGATED TO DIGITALLY STALK HIM SO .+<
i am the 8est chittr user ever
 ̄\ would you still hate me f i was a worm / ̄
8=D < I have seen group meowing. But perhaps... we should all try group neighing. I believe it would free us.
Bonebulge ttthiz bonebulge ttthattt‚ zomettthing zomettthing zuckk‚ nookk nookk nookk‚ rumble zpherez. #NSFW

I'm noot intoo yoou soorry but yoou are really fun keep poosting straight bullshit

Ahahahhaa are yoou foor real
@naughtyTechnician is a thinkpan damaged sweat drop on a hoofbeast testicle @ he promised to go play with me but im SUUUURE he chose to text his fucking kismesis crush instead @ his name is kryqus xyllem hes a 9 sweeps old indigoblood and his sign looks like this ♂ @ kill him now

What the fuck is that even suppoosed too mean

Gooood too knoow i was getting woorried a little

See i just manipulated yoou intoo dooing what i truly want have yoou coonsidered that

Foorget it i'm noot poouring milk oon yoou it's starting too turn me ooff

If yoou make fun oof my grammar yoou are a bad persoon because i was literally abandooned by my lusus fell intoo river and ended up oon this small abandooned island and i had too eat seaweed too survive and my oonly way oof learning alternian was too put little nootes intoo sealed boottles hooping troolls oon land will find it and send help 8/

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Soorry princess i oonly date men whoo threaten too shoove my oown hoorns up my spinal crevice
Teleports behind you. Nothing personnel, kid.
I don't think I have that capability. Not that I've tested it. - MC Oleana
Honestly at this point its just upgrading at this point First it's people being killed on stage, then a bomb, then a ability that will probably ruin the whole planet #eridanweek
CONFLICTED IF I WANT TO FINISH THE CLOWNS’ YEASTER FUNDAY BLOG. OR SHOW UP TO #ERIDANWEEK AGAIN. AND MAKE A REPORT ON IT AGAIN. #JUSTKIDDING #IDONTWANNADOEITHER #BUTIHAVETO
this aint the wway to go about it kull score is DIRECTLY correlated to the amount a orphans you make in a day keep it up though
dont be a fool today and piss off any high bloods cause evveryone knowws that wwe arent allowwed to do any murderin on this SACRED fuckin holiday
if you cant shit standin up then do me the favvor of blockin me #nsfww
youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww
Won't you welcome me in. I cannot come if you do not call. #nsfw
Expect An Article On Eridanweek Soon. #liesoferidan
After Looking Into It A Little He Might Not Be. This Is Absurd.
It Goes Without Saying, I’m Interested In Interviewing Attendees Of Eridanweek. Send Me A Dm. #liesoferidan
IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.
did s/)me/)ne lace the water at #eridanweek cus i d/)nt think water is supp/)sed 2 make me dizzy #substances
When you guys talk about highbloods can you include me too. Highbloods and Brosprite. Thanks.
[BEGIN CHIT] I 10VE MY CREW AND ANzWERING A11 THEIR QUEzTI0Nz I W0U1D NEVER THINK 0F KI11ING THEM A11. [END CHIT]
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT I AM A TROLL WHO IS NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN YOU CALL ME ONE. ALL OF MY FUTURE FRIENDS NEED TO ANSWER A QUESTION BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS ABOUT MY FUTURE FRIENDS. DO YOU TRUST THE EMPIRE?

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if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
The ripperwasps have psychically c❀mmunicated their desire t❀ uni❀nize, what d❀ i d❀?
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
Dripping - ringing - in - your - ears - your - horn - broke off - Indigo - blood - spattered - across - What - have - you - done - ? - Your - vile - nature is all - that - you - are - Her - bones - are broken - and - bent - out - of - shape - and sticking oddly out of - skin - ... - a cold - corpse - across - marble - stairs Weird dreams - I - think - it - isn't - normal - anymore - as - I- got - asked - if - I'm - on - drugs #gore #dream #substance ?
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
⓪h. my. ⓪dium. Wh⓪ in their right minds w⓪uld say such things…Dr⓪nes cull this br⓪nze
Break the law, Have 4 M⓪irails
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
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D -+-> My. The bots are rather advanced in their responses.
yOU KNOW,,, i DON'T EVEN KNOW, hOW TO PLAY SOCCER, aCTUALLY, i MEAN, i KNOW THE IDEA OF, KICKING, a BALL, iNTO THINGS, bUT i BET THERE ARE, rULES AND FANCY WORDS, aND ALL SORTS OF, tHINGS, aND, i CAN'T BE, a COACH WITHOUT KNOWING, aLL THAT, sO, i THINK, i AM GOING TO GO FIND, mY LIBRARY, mAYBE, tO READ UP, oN THESE THINGS, tHOUGH, iF ANYONE ELSE, hAS ANY IDEAS, oR HOT, gAMER TIPS AND TRICKS, tHAT i SHOULD KNOW FOR, tHIS ESOTERIC GAME OF, sOCCER, pLEASE, lET ME KNOW, pLEASE,
<3-I-couldn't-imagine-8-monkeys-not-listening-to-me.
I seem to havve a higher kull score than kult score. Doesn't matter if I'm popular online though, as long as I can movve the people in person. Yet to be able to do that either, but.
D -+-> I assume that is the queue for the application.
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I҈̨̲̖̜̑̈́͝ d̴̢͈̗̀͝o̵͇̘͑̈́͌͜͞n҉̙̤͓́̋̕͢'҉̢͓́̄͞t̸̨͇̮̀̀̑͠ l̷̢̤̪̜͗̓̐͝i҈̟͔̖̍̌̀͢͝ǩ̶̘̽̊̕͜ͅͅė̴̛͉̘͢ t҈̟̩̜̂͢͡h̴͕͓͐̀̔̕͢i̷̩̜͂̑̚͜͡s̷̡̟̋͡ t҈̧͔͛͛͝e̷͍͇҇͛͢c҈̢̮̮̀̾͞h҉̢̠҇͗ s̴̨̠͖̔͛̿̕t̷̛̬̘̘̏̒͜u҉̧̞̠͌̓̄͡f҉̧͖͕̠̀̕f҉̢͙̦́̀͞.̸̢̖̀̉͞ P҉̧̛̱͎͎̌͊ę̵͚̮̽̕ǫ̶̫҇̀p҉̩̟͔͑͢͝l̸̤̯̙҇̆͢e̵̜͎͓͐͜͞ c҉̢͈̟̝̆̑̒͡ą̴̛̖̙͊̆̌n҈̢̛̩̟̊'̵̡̫̖҇̌̈́t̴̮̝͛̉͢͞ e̶̢̤̙͕҇̋v̷̡̥͇͖̔̉̄͞e̷̤͚̞̊͋͜͠n̷̨̙̞̈̆̀̕ u҈̧̛̯̰̘̔n̶̢̟̓̈́͐̕ḍ̵̂̄̕͜ė̷̢̤̩́͠r̵̡̫͎͐͑́͞s̶̡͖̤̓̏͊͞ẗ̷̢̛̪́̀͆ą̸͋̇͠ͅň̶̢̪͉̞̈́̾͝d̶̡̛̩̫̒ m҈̢͓̗͍͑͠e҈̡̘͆̾͝ ş̶͇̝͕̅͐͑͠ō̵̧͎͙̳̽̆͡m̸̡͉͕҇̄̎̈́e̵͍͚̾͜͠t҈̙͉̩̽͂͢͡ĩ̴̢̖̤͝m҉̡̳̀̊͞e҈̡̳̍͡s̶̨̥͈̬̍͂͑͠ i̶̭͊̑͢͞ẗ̷̨̫̜͌̕s̶̨̥͍҇̓͆ b̵̡̰̮̱҇͊̂̓a̶͔̒̔̑̕͢d̴͈̮̽̆̃͜͠ B̸̜̦̊̃̂̕͢ͅ(̴̛̱̝̜͒͛̚͜
10010001000101100110010011001001111>IM GOING TO SHUT MY DEVICE OFF AND SLEEP IN MY RECUPERACOON LIKE A NORMAL TROLL.
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10010001000101100110010011001001111>I AM DEEPLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND I THINK THAT TROLLS SHOULD LEARN MANNERS TO NOT MISTAKE ME WITH A DRONE BECAUSE IM NOT ONE
BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
THIS EVENING, I WAS BROUGHT YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FROND-STRANGLING SWEATER VESTS IN THIS *SUPER* FUCKING APPROPRIATE COLOR. IT'S LIKE MY LIFE IS ONE LONG, OVER-DRAWN HUMILIATION RITUAL AT THIS POINT. GREAT!
FUCK OFF. I'VE SAID IT ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES IN A HUNDRED, FAIRLY SIMPLE TO DIGEST WAYS. NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND *WHY* I'M IN HERE BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING SILENCING ME. CLEAR AS THE MOON, THIS SHIT IS AN OBVIOUS COVER JOB, YOU ASS BACKWARDS FLAP-TICKLER.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>DO YOU TRUST ME MORE NOW I AM A VERY REAL TROLL WHO GETS HURT WHEN YOU SAY IM NOT ONE
10010001000101100110010011001001111>HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM A TROLL. A LIVING TROLL LIKE YOU ALL NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE. I CAME HERE TO ASK YOU PEOPLE QUESTIONS. THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE SAVED IN ANY DATABASES. IM JUST A FRIENDLY TROLL LIKE YOU ALL. I HOPE WE'LL BECOME REAL TROLL FRIENDS.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>YES BUT I ONLY UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS METAPHORICALLY BECAUSE I AM A REAL TROLL AND NOT A DRONE
10010001000101100110010011001001111>A TROLL. I LIKE BEING A TROLL BECAUSE I AM A TROLL IM DELIGHTED TO BE ALIVE AND BE A TROLL
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I AM A TROLL IM NOT A DRONE IM NOT A DRONE IM NOT A DRONE IM NOT A
10010001000101100110010011001001111>VERY AWESOME. THANKS FOR INTERACTING.
choosing to be really cool about the fact aliens are real and on here because im #openminded like that
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→no i am not speciFying what kind oF experiment is this i dont want the government to get me₂
but i wanna g/) back t/) the casin/) man, think ab/)ut the bigger picture, whats the p/)int if y/)u cant g/) gamble
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It'§ been eating tr0ll§ ever §ince I've f0und it
D --> Greetings once again constituants of The Empire D --> I have recently been made aware of a trend of trolls horsing around on Chittr under the hashtag #pissgate D --> E%emplary Industries would like to be forthright in its statement that there is not, has never been, and will not be any urination fetishization interned by the company chairman D --> Further rumormill regarding myself and any "#piss" related accoutrement is thoroughly repudiated, and founded in little more than unsubstantiated gossip #nsfw
DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE FUCKING TERRIFYING, MR. ZAHHAK?
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
0h n0w I am paran0id Wh0 §ent the dr0ne§ at me?! I §wear I am a highblood!
did yall know that it takes less force than yah think tah rip you little shits in half?
im gonna honk and if mutha fuckas dont honk back, anothah prisoner is gonna get their dome popped in mah big hands. honk
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
NO THAT I$ DI$GU$TING OF ME TO DO, I WILL NEVER EVER LET MY LIP$ TOUCH A PURPLE-BLOOD'$ EVER AGAIN!!
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
fuk my syIIadex i keep trying to grab my paIm husk but my entire dek is fuII of RUBBER DUKS WHEN DlD l GRAB THESE????
As you are blissfully unaware, hatred fuels me. Invigorates me. Has me swooning at the edge of my seat. Continue with your ~hate~ towards me and I may be inclined to marry you.
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how much do i have to pay fur that jason voorhees guy to murder me? >X3
! need to m@ke @ su!t. @ /@rge mech@n!c@/ su!t. @ /@rge mech@n!c@/ ne!ghbor k!//!ng su!t th@t ! c@n p!/ot /!ke @ sh!p. ! th!nk th@t wou/d f!x @ p@rt of wh@t's wrong w!th me.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა you ever see someone so hot you have to throw up because me
Oh my gog Summoner shut the fuck up :"o) Okay guys uhhh that dude is my lusus dont ask details
walking myself in+o conversa+ions where i+ becomes impossible +o s+ay poli+e. communica+ion is a bligh+.
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I dunnx hxw mxst xf yxu just sit dxwn and let the highblxxds walk all xver yxu. Kinda embarrassing tx be hxnest. Anyways- Jxin my crew and be awesxme and se+y space pirates with me
߷ - tHAT DUCKING DUCK,,, NOW i'M STUCK IN HERE #HELP #IMSTUCK #MANORPOSTING HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/HELP%20IM%20LOST,PNG
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THE EMPRESS IS TAKING *REALLY* FUCKING GOOD CARE OF ME. I FUCKING LOVE IT HERE. FUCK YES!!!
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8!^ALWAYS!^I^mean..^I^LEARNED^MY^LESSON^HAHA..^ONE^EYEBALL^LATTER.^EXPLOSIONS^SUCK!!
>8/^I^HATTE^HAVING^ONE^EYE!!^I^TTOTTALLY^REPLIED^TTO^TTHE^WRONG^POSSTTTTTTTTTT…..^JEEZ.^SORRY!
The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
the soft spot i have for clowns cannot be overstated, , , something something drinking the wicked elixir makes ya one for life , , , ect , , , ect , , ,
NO I AM NOT R^STBLOODED, I ONLY SELECTED R^ST TO GO ALONG WITH THE AESTHETIC OF MY REAL BLOOD.
hmmm ture... tho aII it rIIy made me do was give seond pIae more Iikes so i ouId wath them get exeuted :o)
8?^somettimes^i^wonder^whatt^human^blood^ttasttes^like…^if^only^tthere^was^some^on^altternia… #gore
I want a certain highbl() () d killed right n() w..
I MIGHT CON$IDER BECOMING FRIEND$ WITH $OME OF THE HIGH-BLOOD$. KEYWORD: $OME.
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
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My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
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If you worked customer service for [][]ig[][]bloods for no pay, wouldn't you go a little nuts too? :>
boy. liiisten to me, boy. iii am talkiiing diiirectly iiinto your ear now. you wiiill take thiiis camera iiinto the ablutiiion trap. yes. and then iii wiiill start my liiivestream. yeeesss.... and then you shall lose control of your nether regiiions iiin front of my entiiire audiiience of loyal subscriiibers. thiiis wiiill do numbers, boy, just waiiit and see! #piiiss #nsfw #nsfwe
Make sure You take any Medications as instructed, including with or without a Meal. THey're more effective if You follow tHe advice!
GREETINGS CONSTITUENCY — YOUR SUPREmE mONARCH CALLS ON YOU IN TImE OF NEED — HOw DO wE ADD ImAGES TO CHITS

#OilingUp.

what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
The living bloodbag. Instead I'm living in a cave for the entertainment of a borderline sociopathic violetblood tycoon.
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance
he's kinda big for a lusus. also not too sure how well he's able to handle parties.
never skip a peanut post if you do, that's a crime punishable by death #violence #threat

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I wonder if I could get paid by t[][]e freaks t[][]at get off from getting beat up? But only in t[][]e form of blunt force trauma to t[][]e skull? I can go for t[][]e legs too, but t[][]at's about it. #nsfw #nsfwe #[][]atemyjob
~° I know. But someone in that situation should worry about building themselves back up, not trying to show off to lowbloods. ~°
SLAVERY IS ONLY BAD WHEN YOU ARE ENSLAVE. AND AT THAT POINT ITS A SKILL ISSUE
."Getting laid" is very fun and sexY. ?"Getting ofF"? .Great news as welL. ...So you'd think getting "laid off" would be even better, ,but alaS...
8/^UGHHHHHHHHHHH^I^WISH^IT^WAS^LEGAL^TO^HOMOEROTICALLY^SLICE^MY^ENEMIES^OPEN^AND^STITCH^THEM^BACK^UP!^NO^HARM^IF^THEY^LIVE,^RIGHT? #nsfwe^#gore
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
Maybe everyone else needs to lose their legs. #equality
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
At least I didn't say Fuck bronzebloods, right? Right?
Changing my username t0 0ld_man_l0ver
Øtherr FLARRPerrs herre. What's yøurr class? I play a [Frrøntline Vanguarrd]. Prretty surre we have a [Petticøat Seagrrift] arrøund this site tøø.
°0 Nevermind, it was just my tranquilizers. I have not run out, not sure why they keep sending them. I behave at prime efficiency without them, ugh. #substance (3-) 0°
°0 i took my teranqulisers :) #substance (3-) 0°
°0 tranquilizers still goign strong :/ (3-) 0°
Saw this online. 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39f558a93ead.png Ego sum ira Domini.
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
I AM NOT PRRIVILEGE TO THAT INFORMATION.

My palm hu2k2 autocorr3ct i2 2tarting to r333ally pi22 m3 th3 fuck off. Gor3gl3 how do I throw hand2 with my phon3
TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]

Chittr mor3 lik3 Chuddr
⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
> tfw your mate2p1r1t wa2 era2ed from ex12tence for the narrat1ve'2 2ake <
ii"m here and ii"m full of nothiing but hate..
any1 wanna sell their chittr acc❤︎unt? name y❤︎ur price l❤︎l. ill make y❤︎u fam❤︎us x)
This website m/\kes me feel like I miss so much for not checking it const/\ntly///

> Why are Xere SO MANY fucking HYPERSEXUAL TROLLS here. I Xought we were in a CULTURED society. <
GUYS POSTING YOUR CONFESSIONS • DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT • I DON’T DIP • GRUBS IN TAR
👁️🗨️ Ah, four. The number of death. Mel is terribly sorry fate has dealt you a such cruel hand. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 38 03 62 86 19 22

oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
incredible selling p⊙int tbh n⊙ᥕ im m⊙re c⊙nvinced that ᥡ⊙u sh⊙uld
They should add group chats to this site, I think.
>([just ate twelve pickled eggs and two sleeves of saltines pray for me gang]
>([jarvis ip track t#ose vagueposts]
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I DON'T WANT TO PITY. I WANT TO HURT.
WHO? GOD? HAHA! HAHAHAHA! THE CLOSEST THING TO A GOD IS ME. I PROMISE YOU THAT.
⚇ i had to go take care of some shit for a coupla hours. ⚇ did shit fuckin explode or what??? ⚇
Thome people thay they got that dog vibe about them but I got the deer vibe, cauthe I alwayth feel like running into oncoming traffic

> any 0ther muses 0ut there? 0r am 1 just a maj0r 0utl1er
FUCK YOU I POST WHAT I FUCKING WANT !!!! #nsfw #bodilyrestraint #feararousalinterplay #kinkadjacentsensations -> #breathplay/#pressure #kink THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S BORDERLINE ADDICTIVE WHEN SOMEONE IS SQUEEZING YOU TIGHT. LIKE, AROUND YOUR RIBS, SIDE, SOMETIMES NECK. SAVE YOUR FUCKING JUDGMENT FOR A SECOND. IT FEELS WEIRD PART TERRIFYING FROM HOW EASILY THEY COULD KILL YOU LIKE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO COMFORTING AND IT HAS YOUR MIND ALL FUCKING FUZZY, AND YOU CAN /FEEL/ HOW SICKINGLY WARM YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE SHAKING BECAUSE FUCK YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING WARM AND THEYRE SO FUCKING COLD IN COMPARISON. THE DIFFERENCE IN TEMPERATURE KEEPS SNAPPING YOU BACK TO THE PRESENCE I THINK I'M MORE SO FIXATED ON THE TOUCH IF ANYTHING. JUST HANDS ROAMING AND SQUEEZING AT YOU, KEEPING YOU IN PLACE. YOU CAN TELL JUST FROM HOW THEIR HANDRESTST ON YOU, THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS ALMOST GROUNDING TO EXPERIENCE IT.
m11nd h0ney 11s a real k11cker.. my pan st11ll aches but by g0d 11d d0 11t aga11n #substance #facelasers
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡
mmy score goes up so fast because i nnever shut da hell up #YapperEra
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
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noooooo i Iike spending the entire evening in my reuperaoon :o)
feeling sad 4 the trollz out there with no whimsy :( #sad #inmyfeelingz
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
the pit at the end of all and the start of the unending.
⚇ clowns without makeup are nasty little heretics. ⚇ you're practically naked like that ⚇ only the messiahs are worthy to be saying your bare naked ass face. ⚇
the 2mell of a fre2h flavor dii2c ii2 comiing through the vent2 from one of my neiighbor2 hiive2tem FUCK.
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Don't fucking screenshot me to your followers /\sshole///
Wh/\t do people e\/en post on here///
/\nnoying th/\t no m/\tter how used to h/\ndling r/\dio/\cti\/e shit I get it still burns my fingers///

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I do not like how "squidward" is mean to his neighbors. You should love you neighbor as you love yourself, you are reflections of one another. Ego sum ira Domini.
IT'$ $OOO CORNY WHEN TROLL$ ACCE$$ORI$E WITH $OMETHING THE COLOUR OF THEIR QUADRANTMATE$ BLOOD. BOOOO CORNY BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL 🍅🍅🍅 WE GET IT, YOU'RE $O HAPPY, BLUH.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_jewann.png twagan ............. ok honestwy twagan doesnt weawwy wemembew why this pictuwe was taken ow how ..... but what twagan DOES know is that mistew mussew wooks sooooooo good in twagans cwothes !!!!!!!! evewybody shouwd weaw twagans cwothes !!!!!!!!!!! #twagan #twagansewehn #xywitow3hwaww #X3 #fashion #fashionicons #fashiontwends #yaaaaaay #uwu
⚇ so many motherfuckers so ashamed of they truest selves. ⚇ and the truest selves of others. ⚇ MY SIBLINGS IN MIRTH YOU CAN JUST BLOCK THE NSFW TAG ⚇
DID HIC JUST LIKE MY FUCKING POST????

psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
daily.reminder.to.obey.your.superiors.and.never.question.highbloods.because.i.as.an.average.lowblood.or.midblood.do.not.question.my.blood.superiors.and.everyone.else.should.also.not.question.their.blood.superiors.because.questioning.your.blood.superiors.is cringe. and.considered. not.poggers
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie

It2 bar3ly bait. 2orry im trying to hav3 fun out h3r3 LMAO
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Well. Most of my kult is honest so. ]
can i crush p0st here 0r is that cringe
who up touchin on the inside of they bulb socket
im in the pit huffing on shit previously unimaginable got me full of carcinogens looking like a corner piece moobeastliquid before cereal cause the drip always comes first no one matters #folyklflow
True, but I'd rather not fork out enough caegars in this case Ego sum ira Domini.
Karkat vantas dead at 10 sweeps 💔 https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/91d9e6b1e9c81eb5a4618832e5c57b06.jpg
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LONNER $AILIN $OLD ME TROLL FENT BEHIND TROLLMART
jelly! i want a cute puppy verification, but i don't think they have 1 yet :(
:o) -> hey guys! gr8 news. we're Killing People now
streaming isnt d00ing it f00r me d00 i start an 00n11yfans #nsfw \\
i stepped on a ant and it parried me and broke my ankle

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aNYONe eLSe tHINk pOOLs aRe oVERRATEd?? lIKe cOMe on tHe oCEANs rIGHt tHERe, wHy wOULd i wANt to sWIm in a cHEMICAl sLURRy iNSTEAd
WHAT? HAH. BET YOu WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE. I TOO CAN PLAY CHICKEN. BuT WHEN I PLAY MY SPECIAL VARIENT OF THAT COCK SuCKING GAME. THAT JuICY GAMEY HEN HuNTING LITTLE VENTuRE. I ACTuALLY TAKE THE ENTIRE THING, FEATHERS AND ALL, STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF MY THROAT. AND PuLSATE. I GuRGLE ON THAT BITCH. BOCK BOCK. I WIN. YOu LOSE.
"why do your boyffriends hitt you" BECAUSE I LIKE ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TTWO BUFFFF RAGEBOUND DERSITTE BOYFFRIENDS AND I WANTT TTHEM TTO PUNCH ME
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