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I’M SO POPULAR, MAN.
SAVING MY NEAR-DEATH VIRGINITY FOR YOU 🫡
[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[What a WONDERFUL bonding event. Though I'd ask you to try NOT to die out there. We still NEED you for the SHOW (my boss placed a high bet on you!!!!)]
.. .. .' ` `. .'_.-...-._`. `. .' `-...-' Some users just can't find the words to say what they want... or don't have mouths. Like. At all! Junior sympathizes, so Junior found a badge for the SPEECH IMPAIRED.
▶ PLAY: [@tenaciousVirtuoso ⏸ GONNA BE IN OFFICE IN LIKE 15 MINS ⏸ can you believe i forgot my 5th buggy keys again lol ⏸ CAN YOU CHECK THE DRAWERS ⏸ the ones with a minion swarovski keychain on it ⏸ GRAB ME A LATTE WHILE YOURE AT IT OKAY LUV ⏸ hope our new little star isnt giving you much trouble ⏸ XOXO] ⏹ STOP
[???] Anything for my faithful viewers. Make sure to tune in tonight when we talk about something important and exciting.
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[One day I am going to execute myself right on the filming set and forever change the trajectory of your lives. #violence. #cw-self-harm. #suicide.]
☆ Aaaaaand we're clear for takeoff! ☆ (Shooting for the stars!)
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see you PERFORM YOUR BEST! Make friends, or enemies... and win 1,000,000 CAEGARS!] <[As for you, our dear viewers... DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central! Next episode: PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH PARTICIPANTS! SECRET GUEST REVEALED? CROWD GASP!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #staytuned]
someone should roast you on a steak good evvenin
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((I got bored. I'm throwing one more adopted OC I got on here. Teehee)) Your name is LUMINA TERADO. You are 14 SWEEPS OLD, and stand at around FIVE FOOT SEVEN in height. You spend much of your time in your FOREST HIVE, in a clearing with LOTS OF LIGHT. You find yourself drawn to light in general-- both physically, and the "light" in people. You can glean someone's LIGHT LEVEL through their demeanor. Your INTERESTS include MOONBATHING and WRITING POETRY. When upset or caught off-guard, you SQUEAK, much like an Earth moth would. You utterly DETEST being called "Mina." ༻ 𖤓 Y☼ur w☼rds shine with b☼th the sun and m☼☼n, and y☼ur l☼wercase ☼'s reflect this in turn. ☾ ༺ (Art by FallenMoth_ on VGen!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5065f9ac45f5.png
Oh fuck How are we not making out yet
[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Uh, DEAR VIEWERS, next time make sure you didn't mistake OUR CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORM for QUADRANT CONFESSIONS! #justaheadsup #vaguepost? #verysweet #butthatsdeeperthaniwannago]
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[You didn’t have to RUB THE SALT INTO MY WOUND right now, boss.]
💠~ 2000 caegers for 230mL, or half a pint. Less than a blood donation takes, babes. ~💠
wwould you believve it if i said only partially theres apparently a limeblood renaissance that i missed wwhat the fuck
do NOT listen to this person
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gross behaviour >X3 and people should remember repl13s dont hide nsfw comments #vagueposting