John Lalonde
@tendonTrickster
he/him. jokester. opinions are my own. you block me=i win. mage of breath. (PFP by @golgothasTerror9084.)
https://pastebin.com/EKmbb3Dr The Rankings.
intro post because i don't want people asking the same questions over and over hi, i'm rose strider, i was born with that name and i grew up in texas with my bro apparently my timeline is all fucked up so the roles of my friends were all swapped and that's how it's always been for me, but it comes down to this: i'm not a lalonde, i'm a strider, okay? okay //ooc rose is a part of my blood/kidswap au, if asked ill post the images showing their roles at some point! she's fucked up and traumatized and a little sensitive, but overall she's basically just dave if he was rose does that make sense //boundaries nsfw jokes okay but i won't roleplay it with people i don't know no incest please for the love of god she already grew up with bro </3 basically anything else goes just don't be weird as shit thanks!
:33< *the mighty huntress infurts mewre colors*
:33< oh shit sorry!
:33< thank mew :33< *the mighty huntress mosaic tools mew*
#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
... huh. gotta. gotta think on this one.
i don't know how to process the idea of sleeping with an alt. or, a non alt who is an alt but isnt? pass i guess???
wow! i've always been told to go fuck myself, but even he doesn't think i'm hot! (rimshot.)
i didn't say you weren't attractive! guh. i shouldn't have played this game. :(
it's fine! tragedy is just an opportunity for more comedy, that is what i say.
Group hexing ritual begins momentarily.
ehehehee.... i've always wanted to be part of one of those!
CONTINUING THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SAGA, I'M GONNA PUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE OUT LOUD FACE CALL CONVERSATIONS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT INTO A SAW TRAP. HELLO ANTISOCIAL BUS TRAVELER. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE ME IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR FACE CALLS AND YELL REALLY LOUD AT 11 IN THE MORNING. IN THIS GAME ...
...your eyes have been pried open, like in that movie, a clockwork orange. the room is filled with bright lights. you must make your way to the other end of the maze while avoiding the spotlight. if you do not make it in time, a sound will play at a frequency that causes your head to explode." (#violence)
your mom wants to tug my wires like some broads hair #nsfw
@gutsyGumshoe
Great. :|
dude, i have the same exact expression as you.
#mendingmonday maybe.
This spell repairs a single break or tear in an object you touch, such as broken chain link, two halves of a broken key, a torn clack, or a leaking wineskin. As long as the break or tear is no larger than 1 foot in any dimension, you mend it, leaving no trace of the former damage. This spell can physically repair a magic item or construct, but the spell can't restore magic to such an object.
tch. i can't believe a lalonde would sully their brain with corpo slop. sorry rose but other systems are superior! :B
I meant the emotional kind.
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
a horrible decision! but then i bet i can one-up you. >:B
ONE UP ME IN...MAKING POOR BREAKFAST DECISIONS??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
...i dont know, i just kind of wanted to be part of your post. sorry.
:33< i wanna test out my powpurr :33< anyabody got some f33lings they dont wanna f33l anyamore?
alas, you can't take away all the agony that haunts my soul. so instead can you make me not annoyed about my dumb friend not getting my bit?
:33< yes i furking can BOOM!!! :33< *ac grabs mewre annoyance and tosses it in the toilet*
:33< i wouldnt know! :33< ive only got the one what cool wind meowgic can mew do?
very simple, my dear shitpeta! breath is freedom, and let's take mage to mean "one who gains knowledge from their aspect and/or guides others to their aspect". by charging blindly ahead like a dumbass, i open the way for my team to follow behind and take routes we were never meant to! i can also channel air in a variety of creative ways for offense defense and utility.
Irony poisoning is a real and serious threat to longevity. If you, or a loved Dave Strider, suspect you may have overindulged, please call the hotline at 555-DONT-SUCK. That's 555-3668-7825 if you are Dave and struggling to convert words to numbers. Don't delay. Lives are unironically at stake. Call now.
its sooooo sad how many daves are rawpupping the irony drip until it makes them say rude stuff!! i hope it gets easier for these cool dudes because my paws just cant take this!! >:T
true! :B it seems like all these jade harleys turned out a lot better than my jade. strider. im sure i dont need to elaborate.
ohhhh nooooo!!!!! that makes me so sad?? you would think a jade strider would be the cooooooolest girl in the whole wide world but....... maybe the irony poisoned her too :(
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B