John Lalonde
@tendonTrickster
he/him. jokester. opinions are my own. you block me=i win. mage of breath. (PFP by @golgothasTerror9084.)
@TwInArMaGgEtFuCkEd tHoUgHt yOu hIt 222 fOlLoWeRs fEr rEaL BrO
man, i wish. i've been stagnating at just under 200 f0r ab0ut a perigee n0w. it's like n0 0ne wants t0 help me achieve my g0al 0f getting the hell 0ff 0f here.
:33< whenefur peopurr do a tarot deck they only efur do the meowjpurr arcana :33< they dont even give a shit about the minor one and thats furked up!
that is very true. the ten of swords is one of my favorites, for reasons that should be obvious, but i like lots of them and NOBODY GETS IT!
my lore may b tragic but my whimsy remains unwavering ✨️💅
same! :B
Hexing people on here because I hate (most of) you all.
can i assist?
TRAPS GUY WITH NUT ALLERGY. BEFORE YOU IS A GIANT PEANUT. #MYSAWROOM #LIKETHEMOVIE
i have always wanted to go out like this.
ASPHYXIATION?
slow and excruciating. the occasional caress of hope's fingertips on your face. the delicious irony of it all. hilarious stuff.
THE HOPE IS THE EPIPEN I HID BEHIND YOUR EYE.
B33 < ok my sour belts are meowbe a lil too sour B33 < if anynyan wants these im open to basically any trade offurs B33 < yes they are also technically healing items
i like sour. the pain reminds me i am alive.
B33 < oh hey idk if weve talked befur B33 < cool edge B33 < thesere like a bit past warhead level B33 < if you want i can send you a few but im really cawnsidpurring k33ping these in reserve fur parties or smth
video of someone impaling themself on a fence and bleeding out. #violence #gore
peak!
https://pastebin.com/EKmbb3Dr The Rankings.
uh, excuse me, you missed me. :B
intro post because i don't want people asking the same questions over and over hi, i'm rose strider, i was born with that name and i grew up in texas with my bro apparently my timeline is all fucked up so the roles of my friends were all swapped and that's how it's always been for me, but it comes down to this: i'm not a lalonde, i'm a strider, okay? okay //ooc rose is a part of my blood/kidswap au, if asked ill post the images showing their roles at some point! she's fucked up and traumatized and a little sensitive, but overall she's basically just dave if he was rose does that make sense //boundaries nsfw jokes okay but i won't roleplay it with people i don't know no incest please for the love of god she already grew up with bro </3 basically anything else goes just don't be weird as shit thanks!
ooooh, fascinating!
:33< *the mighty huntress infurts mewre colors*
aaaaaaaaa!
:33< oh shit sorry!
:33< thank mew :33< *the mighty huntress mosaic tools mew*
#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
hello there.
... huh. gotta. gotta think on this one.
i don't know how to process the idea of sleeping with an alt. or, a non alt who is an alt but isnt? pass i guess???
wow! i've always been told to go fuck myself, but even he doesn't think i'm hot! (rimshot.)
i didn't say you weren't attractive! guh. i shouldn't have played this game. :(
it's fine! tragedy is just an opportunity for more comedy, that is what i say.
Group hexing ritual begins momentarily.
ehehehee.... i've always wanted to be part of one of those!