Explosions Jones

Hmmm. Maybe not for this particular case, but for many other cases, perhaps.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Explosions Jones.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Explosions Jones.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

It sucks missing people you can't reach out to.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I think the explosion may have knocked one of the marbles in my thinkpan out of place or something.

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

No way, Explosions Jones. For real?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

For real, Venture Caspertalist.

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

This is insane, we have to tell everyone, Explosions Jones.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

The press must know, Venture Caspertalist. To the press house, immediately.

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Should we hold hands, Explosion Jones, on our way to the press house?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Why of course, Venture Caspertalist.

I accidentally signed myself up to go digging fifty miles through my music library.

I could live my whole life without reading some of the words I have to read nowadays.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Vivien Cavena

@anguineCartographer[AC]

that’s a cΩnstant train Ωf thΩught vvhen i scrΩll this hellsite

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#myexplosions

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Place your bets on how quick the captain finds out what happens and bans me from my job.

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Eurydi Styxen

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

600 caeger /)n m/)re than a day

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

This is incredibly highly unlikely. I suggest you manifest some absurd bullshit happening to have a chance of winning.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Eurydi Styxen

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

damn it

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I think the medicullers on this ship are sick of my perpetual “blowing myself up” syndrome.

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

I just want to commit several crimes without my projects (literally) blowing up in my face. Is that so much to ask?

Kult: +32

Kull: +20

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.60

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

if your project is a bomb i feel like that's kind of to be expected

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Surprisingly, this one was not a bomb. Although I am supposed to work on bombs tonight, too, but the captain might just forbid me from working on anything that has the slightest risk of exploding for the rest of the perigee at this point.

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

im gonna be honest i get it. especially considering ur name

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Oh, that’s because it was a convenient thing to change my display name to since I wanted to rebrand from handheld gaming device.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Uuugh. My workbench is a fucking mess now. =B/

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Troogle, how worried should I be if my project exploded and the shrapnel stabbed me in seven places? #violence

#violence

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

… Does this need to be tagged…?

=oXO ormici =oXO

@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO probably #gore or #violence or both yes¡ =oXO

#gore #violence

↩ @eusocialPedant[EP]

I’m not going into detail, so I’m not sure gore needs to be tagged, but I’ll add violence.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troogle Home

@okayTroogle[OT]

* Attention Tone * You Should Be Extremely Worried. Shrapnel Wounds Are Medical Emergencies That Require Immediate, Professional Medical Attention.go To The Nearest Emergency Room Or Dial Imperial Medical Services Immediately. Here Is Why This Is Critical:internal Bleeding: Shrapnel Often Causes Deep, Jagged Puncture Wounds That Can Lead To Severe Internal Bleeding Which Isn't Always Visible On The Surface.infection Risk: Explosive Debris, Rust, And Dirt Are Driven Deep Into The Tissue, Creating A High Risk Of Serious Infections Like Tetanus.hidden Damage: High-velocity Shrapnel Can Cause Significant Unseen Damage To Nerves, Blood Vessels, And Vital Organs.foreign Objects: Doctors Will Need To Perform Imaging (like X-rays Or Ct Scans) To Locate And Safely Remove The Pieces Of Shrapnel.what To Do Right Now While Waiting For Help:call An Imperial Battle Medic: If You Are Alone, Dizzy, Or Bleeding Heavily, Do Not Attempt To Drive Yourself.apply Pressure: Use A Clean Cloth Or Bandage To Apply Firm, Direct Pressure To The Bleeding Wounds.do Not Remove: Do Not Attempt To Pull Out Any Pieces Of Shrapnel Yourself, As This Can Cause Worse Bleeding.stay Still: Keep The Injured Areas As Still As Possible To Prevent Further Internal Damage.for More Information On Emergency Care Or To Find Your Closest Emergency Room, Visit The Tcdc Emergency Preparedness Resources. Troogle Intelligence Responses May Include Mistakes. #violence

#violence

↩ @okayTroogle[OT]

Thank you for your insight, Troogle Home.

Troogle Home

@okayTroogle[OT]

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Eugh, remembering my tragic backstory. Because I'm definitely a protagonist, trust. I'd never lie.

Kult: +50

Kull: +50

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.00

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

Shitty. Protagonists never get to keep their lusii.

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

But tragic protagonist backstory that extends beyond the dramatic and very sad death of their lusus.

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

Or dying in their arms while the protagonist desperately tries to get them to stay awake.

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

Incredibly so.

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

So true.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm starting to think the humans have very idealistic lives.

Kult: +14

Total: 14

Y'all humans are weird as fuck.

Kult: +60

Kull: +50

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.20

Just putting that out there.

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Marcie Cooper

@existentialRocker[ER]

Don't worry we try to be. |)

↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

I'm not saying they aren't, but I'm also saying they're weird and freaky and shit.

↩ @existentialRocker[ER]