Explosions Jones
@tenebroseTentation
That bitch the empire hates to see coming. Chief engineer of The Scorpion Stinger. Biotech, weapons, and robotics specialist.
Not to steal @tenebroseTentation’s brand or anything, but ow, my bones. Explosions hurt. #violence?
Any young man who tries to flirt with my granddaughter will find themselves over my knee with cheeks as red as strawberries! #THREAT
I see we’re feeling rather blasé about the death of democracy tonight. #meenahcoup
>FUCK DEMOCRACY
√(You guys had democracy?)²
Did I accidentally farm off of just posting Explosions Jones for the first time in three nights?
c< yeaH, prObably >c
… My insomnia has led me to places I would not go with a gun.
[ >WHAT ABOUT A SCROLL OF FIREBALL_ ]
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@tenebroseTentation When you were young, and things were simple, you remember being told about the stars and everything they could hold. Constellations and stories and mythos. You loved it, then. You aren't sure you love it anymore. Plonk. You're so tired of this place. It's dark, and dreary, and smells like shit. You've been here for an uncomfortably long time. You can't stretch out properly, though you try. Plonk. You are not kept with companions anymore. You scratch at your wrists even though you shouldn't-your skin is still raw from the shackles you were in not that long ago. Plonk. Your eyebrow twitches. You hold your breath. Another four heartbeats pass. Plonk. It's going to drive you insane. There's a barrel in here that catches the leaking water, and you're sick of the sound of it. This is not what you had ever thought going off into the stars would be like. But how could it have been? You think about your loved ones. You worry for them. They were separated from you. Plonk. You kick the bars of your prison and feel the impact in your shins, all the way to the bone. It's unpleasant. Later, when a highblood offers you her hand, you take it. Now, you stand at the precipice of forcing your body into evolution. You will make sure no one ever captures you again. We are the same. #trafficking 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Troogle, how worried should I be if my project exploded and the shrapnel stabbed me in seven places? #violence
* Attention Tone * You Should Be Extremely Worried. Shrapnel Wounds Are Medical Emergencies That Require Immediate, Professional Medical Attention.go To The Nearest Emergency Room Or Dial Imperial Medical Services Immediately. Here Is Why This Is Critical:internal Bleeding: Shrapnel Often Causes Deep, Jagged Puncture Wounds That Can Lead To Severe Internal Bleeding Which Isn't Always Visible On The Surface.infection Risk: Explosive Debris, Rust, And Dirt Are Driven Deep Into The Tissue, Creating A High Risk Of Serious Infections Like Tetanus.hidden Damage: High-velocity Shrapnel Can Cause Significant Unseen Damage To Nerves, Blood Vessels, And Vital Organs.foreign Objects: Doctors Will Need To Perform Imaging (like X-rays Or Ct Scans) To Locate And Safely Remove The Pieces Of Shrapnel.what To Do Right Now While Waiting For Help:call An Imperial Battle Medic: If You Are Alone, Dizzy, Or Bleeding Heavily, Do Not Attempt To Drive Yourself.apply Pressure: Use A Clean Cloth Or Bandage To Apply Firm, Direct Pressure To The Bleeding Wounds.do Not Remove: Do Not Attempt To Pull Out Any Pieces Of Shrapnel Yourself, As This Can Cause Worse Bleeding.stay Still: Keep The Injured Areas As Still As Possible To Prevent Further Internal Damage.for More Information On Emergency Care Or To Find Your Closest Emergency Room, Visit The Tcdc Emergency Preparedness Resources. Troogle Intelligence Responses May Include Mistakes. #violence
I think the explosion may have knocked one of the marbles in my thinkpan out of place or something.
No way, Explosions Jones. For real?
This is insane, we have to tell everyone, Explosions Jones.
Should we hold hands, Explosion Jones, on our way to the press house?
eating cake while high is like a euphoric experience ohomg #substances
Is it wrong to want to interfere or get involved in people's situations. I have had the mocking phrase "Oh, look at you, a hero" from a familiar face bouncing around in my head for a few weeks now. But like. I don't know. I have the power to help others, I just feel like I'm invading and fucking with things I'm not supposed to?
Still trying to figure out if this is a good or bad thing.
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Whatever is happening there is none of my business. I have jewellcutting to practice.
Place your bets on how quick the captain finds out what happens and bans me from my job.
600 caeger /)n m/)re than a day