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Explosions Jones

@tenebroseTentation

That bitch the empire hates to see coming. Chief engineer of The Scorpion Stinger. Biotech, weapons, and robotics specialist.

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Did I accidentally farm off of just posting Explosions Jones for the first time in three nights?

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Total: 30
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Sorry, four nights, now.

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c< yeaH, prObably >c

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Oops.

… My insomnia has led me to places I would not go with a gun.

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[ >WHAT ABOUT A SCROLL OF FIREBALL_ ]

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I’m going to pretend that it’s not nauseating to see my own past dragged back up like this, now. … And maybe talk to the captain about postponing some of the work I was going to do.

Hmmm. Maybe not for this particular case, but for many other cases, perhaps.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@tenebroseTentation When you were young, and things were simple, you remember being told about the stars and everything they could hold. Constellations and stories and mythos. You loved it, then. You aren't sure you love it anymore. Plonk. You're so tired of this place. It's dark, and dreary, and smells like shit. You've been here for an uncomfortably long time. You can't stretch out properly, though you try. Plonk. You are not kept with companions anymore. You scratch at your wrists even though you shouldn't-your skin is still raw from the shackles you were in not that long ago. Plonk. Your eyebrow twitches. You hold your breath. Another four heartbeats pass. Plonk. It's going to drive you insane. There's a barrel in here that catches the leaking water, and you're sick of the sound of it. This is not what you had ever thought going off into the stars would be like. But how could it have been? You think about your loved ones. You worry for them. They were separated from you. Plonk. You kick the bars of your prison and feel the impact in your shins, all the way to the bone. It's unpleasant. Later, when a highblood offers you her hand, you take it. Now, you stand at the precipice of forcing your body into evolution. You will make sure no one ever captures you again. We are the same. #trafficking 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗

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… Oh.

Troogle, how worried should I be if my project exploded and the shrapnel stabbed me in seven places? #violence

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* Attention Tone * You Should Be Extremely Worried. Shrapnel Wounds Are Medical Emergencies That Require Immediate, Professional Medical Attention.go To The Nearest Emergency Room Or Dial Imperial Medical Services Immediately. Here Is Why This Is Critical:internal Bleeding: Shrapnel Often Causes Deep, Jagged Puncture Wounds That Can Lead To Severe Internal Bleeding Which Isn't Always Visible On The Surface.infection Risk: Explosive Debris, Rust, And Dirt Are Driven Deep Into The Tissue, Creating A High Risk Of Serious Infections Like Tetanus.hidden Damage: High-velocity Shrapnel Can Cause Significant Unseen Damage To Nerves, Blood Vessels, And Vital Organs.foreign Objects: Doctors Will Need To Perform Imaging (like X-rays Or Ct Scans) To Locate And Safely Remove The Pieces Of Shrapnel.what To Do Right Now While Waiting For Help:call An Imperial Battle Medic: If You Are Alone, Dizzy, Or Bleeding Heavily, Do Not Attempt To Drive Yourself.apply Pressure: Use A Clean Cloth Or Bandage To Apply Firm, Direct Pressure To The Bleeding Wounds.do Not Remove: Do Not Attempt To Pull Out Any Pieces Of Shrapnel Yourself, As This Can Cause Worse Bleeding.stay Still: Keep The Injured Areas As Still As Possible To Prevent Further Internal Damage.for More Information On Emergency Care Or To Find Your Closest Emergency Room, Visit The Tcdc Emergency Preparedness Resources. Troogle Intelligence Responses May Include Mistakes. #violence

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Thank you for your insight, Troogle Home.

I think the explosion may have knocked one of the marbles in my thinkpan out of place or something.

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No way, Explosions Jones. For real?

For real, Venture Caspertalist.

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This is insane, we have to tell everyone, Explosions Jones.

The press must know, Venture Caspertalist. To the press house, immediately.

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Should we hold hands, Explosion Jones, on our way to the press house?

Why of course, Venture Caspertalist.

eating cake while high is like a euphoric experience ohomg #substances

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This could be me. It *should* be me.

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Is it wrong to want to interfere or get involved in people's situations. I have had the mocking phrase "Oh, look at you, a hero" from a familiar face bouncing around in my head for a few weeks now. But like. I don't know. I have the power to help others, I just feel like I'm invading and fucking with things I'm not supposed to?

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It sounds like you have chronic shit-giver syndrome. In which you give too many fucks because your field is overproducing fucks to give.

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Still trying to figure out if this is a good or bad thing.

I can’t tell you that one. I think it’s subject to personal assessment.

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N4M3 SOM3TH1NG TH4T'S L3G4L, BUT SHOULDN'T B3. 1'LL GO F1RST: H4NG1NG TH3 TO1L3T P4P3R F4C1NG 4W4Y FROM YOU SHOULD C4RRY 4 THR33 SW33P M1N1MUM P3N4LTY (Y3S 1 H4V3 4N OP1N1ON ON TH4T D3SP1T3 B31NG BL1ND).

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Being unfunny.

To be clear, this is in a “if I hear one more cluckbeast crossing the road joke I am going to commit an act of violence” way.

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Whatever is happening there is none of my business. I have jewellcutting to practice.

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If we look away, it’s not our problem.

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Place your bets on how quick the captain finds out what happens and bans me from my job.

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600 caeger /)n m/)re than a day

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This is incredibly highly unlikely. I suggest you manifest some absurd bullshit happening to have a chance of winning.

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I don't get why the l★rger Doc Scr★tches do not simply e★t the sm★ller Doc Scr★tch.

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You think we could make it happen if we put them in a gladiatorial ring and said only one could leave?

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there is so muCh stuff on here that makes me realise how absolutely tiny i am. like jeez, spaCe-time stuff, bi6 monster folks, wild dream plaCes... and my bi66est darn ConCern is not 6ettin' the mail stolen. o︵o

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To be fair. The simplicity is probably better for your life expectancy.

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yeah, s'pose yer ri6ht. maybe we Can't all be revolutionary. maybe it's just important for us t'do what we Can while we're here. even if Compared to everythin' else, it's praCtiCally nothin'.

Yeah. And as a revolutionary, sometimes I yearn for the simple shit. Like being worried about if someone is going to steal my package off my porch before I get hive, because porch pirates have no concept of sanctity.

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they are *sCum.*

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They are, and I should’ve rigged more traps for them. There were multiple passive-aggressive glitter bombs in one of the areas I lived as a response to the repeated sin.

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I just want to commit several crimes without my projects (literally) blowing up in my face. Is that so much to ask?

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@turntechVaulthead[TV]

if your project is a bomb i feel like that's kind of to be expected

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Surprisingly, this one was not a bomb. Although I am supposed to work on bombs tonight, too, but the captain might just forbid me from working on anything that has the slightest risk of exploding for the rest of the perigee at this point.

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im gonna be honest i get it. especially considering ur name

Oh, that’s because it was a convenient thing to change my display name to since I wanted to rebrand from handheld gaming device.

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