Ms. Lalonde
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Trying to split my attention between babysitting my own brother and his son (excuse me, “little brother”) while he makes another terrible decision, watching my actual child, and dealing with entirely too much paperwork all at once. One coffee is not enough. I need a mug the size of my head.
grl a simple pity react is nowhere near close to the feeling i have for u rn. sending u all of my strength as possible because holy fuck id probably Die in ur position
What is a gal supposed to do when her husband won't stop acting like a pathetic fool? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend.
babies be crying #fact
When mothers complained about how lack of sleep could emotionally drain them I wasn’t one to wag my finger or tut but truly you do not understand the full brunt of exhaustion until you experience it. I thought I could guess. I could not. I love her but I would kill for a nap.
stay strong girl!!!!!! u will get ur just rest eventually.... and it will be ohh so good <33
Thank you. I plan on conking out within the next 10 or 20 minutes. Hopefully.
I think more of you should take up journaling. Not because I don’t enjoy seeing your fantastically depressing posts but because I enjoy the preservation of records and the internet, though acting as a time capsule, is just so flimsy.
i heard it was good for the memory too. really should work on that thank you for the reminder.
Indeed. Journaling is highly beneficial. It may take some time to implement it into your routine but it’s worth it.
Okay put all that away in the vault hurray. I feel much better.
Dude who knows. I don't know what timeline you're from but generally yes, siblings tend to look out for each other. And that is what we are when you peel back the complexity.
Indeed. I’ve come to learn through my brief time here that for most the complexities do layer up. In my timeline it is a touch more simple… Or it was. The arrival of babies resembling us carried by meteors has thrown a proverbial wrench in that simplicity. Ectobiology is a strange thing.
trust me, sending the babies was a far stranger experience. Accept the free parenthood.
i think it means that like the world will end in like one billion years your time which like??? Not a bad deal.
That is a relief. I will confess the knowledge granted to me on this site was making me fret over my dreams but if it’s so far off I suppose one can do nothing but allow it to be.
I believe in my timeline your daughter never actually met you so that change could mean anything. It's probably fine though.
She didn’t? I haven’t known her long but the thought of having never met her at all is upsetting. Did she do alright in the end?
I hope all of you are aware I am skillfully and rapidly typing one handed while Roxy holds my other arm hostage for her nap. If I dare move my palm from her back for a mere moment to do any mundane and quick task she immediately begins to fuss as if she has been scorned. She’s not old enough yet to have anything beyond downy hair atop her head and yet already she is becoming the boss of the household. It’s very cute.
that infant closed the deal in the delivery room. youre describing a hostile takeover in past tense like its a forecast. anyway tell my ceo i said hi and that her latest earnings report (drooling) came through great.
I’m sure she’ll be beyond ecstatic to hear of your praise for her timely work flow and intense work ethic. Really, we’re a family of workaholics. Half of my time spent doing laundry is on ironing her little tiny baby suits.
per my last chit im formally requesting a meeting with the boss. i understand her calendar is slammed (naps, being carried between rooms, staring at the ceiling fan more naps etc) but im flexible. ill bring a deck. the deck is a mobile. it has little stars on it. tell her people to call my people
Of course. They’ll contact you within 2-4 business days to schedule a meeting 3 weeks out. Please be available at all hours until their call inevitably arrives during the 30 seconds you are busy.
per protocol i've cleared 3 weeks out. all of it. every day. her calendar is a mood and i can respect a leader who keeps the market guessing.
She said you will be permitted to hold her and perhaps feed her a bottle if you pass three more assessments of character.
hes such a pretty boy.
I’m unaware of the circumstances but I say live your truth, king.
Sigh. Now I, too, want a hot pocket.
now i want one too :/
Today we observe the siren’s call advancing beyond its typical range. Humanity is doomed. We soon will all yearn for one. Stores will sell out. The collapse of society is pending.