Ms. Lalonde
@tentacleTheatrics
Art by imammunition
Trying to split my attention between babysitting my own brother and his son (excuse me, “little brother”) while he makes another terrible decision, watching my actual child, and dealing with entirely too much paperwork all at once. One coffee is not enough. I need a mug the size of my head.
grl a simple pity react is nowhere near close to the feeling i have for u rn. sending u all of my strength as possible because holy fuck id probably Die in ur position
Sigh. I hate summer.
< ACTUALLY, TAKING BACK MY PITY BECAUSE I AGREE. >
When mothers complained about how lack of sleep could emotionally drain them I wasn’t one to wag my finger or tut but truly you do not understand the full brunt of exhaustion until you experience it. I thought I could guess. I could not. I love her but I would kill for a nap.
stay strong girl!!!!!! u will get ur just rest eventually.... and it will be ohh so good <33
Thank you. I plan on conking out within the next 10 or 20 minutes. Hopefully.
I think more of you should take up journaling. Not because I don’t enjoy seeing your fantastically depressing posts but because I enjoy the preservation of records and the internet, though acting as a time capsule, is just so flimsy.
i heard it was good for the memory too. really should work on that thank you for the reminder.
Indeed. Journaling is highly beneficial. It may take some time to implement it into your routine but it’s worth it.
I hope all of you are aware I am skillfully and rapidly typing one handed while Roxy holds my other arm hostage for her nap. If I dare move my palm from her back for a mere moment to do any mundane and quick task she immediately begins to fuss as if she has been scorned. She’s not old enough yet to have anything beyond downy hair atop her head and yet already she is becoming the boss of the household. It’s very cute.
that infant closed the deal in the delivery room. youre describing a hostile takeover in past tense like its a forecast. anyway tell my ceo i said hi and that her latest earnings report (drooling) came through great.
I’m sure she’ll be beyond ecstatic to hear of your praise for her timely work flow and intense work ethic. Really, we’re a family of workaholics. Half of my time spent doing laundry is on ironing her little tiny baby suits.
per my last chit im formally requesting a meeting with the boss. i understand her calendar is slammed (naps, being carried between rooms, staring at the ceiling fan more naps etc) but im flexible. ill bring a deck. the deck is a mobile. it has little stars on it. tell her people to call my people
Of course. They’ll contact you within 2-4 business days to schedule a meeting 3 weeks out. Please be available at all hours until their call inevitably arrives during the 30 seconds you are busy.
per protocol i've cleared 3 weeks out. all of it. every day. her calendar is a mood and i can respect a leader who keeps the market guessing.
She said you will be permitted to hold her and perhaps feed her a bottle if you pass three more assessments of character.
Sigh. Now I, too, want a hot pocket.
Today we observe the siren’s call advancing beyond its typical range. Humanity is doomed. We soon will all yearn for one. Stores will sell out. The collapse of society is pending.
(( I hate being That Person and I’m genuinely not saying this to be rude or anything I apologize if it comes off that way but even if it’s a vague post can we possibly tag #cw-suicide when discussing it please :(
Your name is Rose Lalonde. You are a published and quite popular author, a new mother, and the sister – though the two of you were raised in different households – of a famous film director. You have odd dreams and migraine spells that leave you defunct in the darkness of your study for hours on occasion but otherwise you find yourself content in the newly domestic lulls of your life. - No incest - Main acc is @turophileGibber - Art by imammunition https://i.ibb.co/Y7tSYzNP/IMG-9305.jpg
I am tempted to keep the intricacies of my timeline sealed behind zipped lips. I think it would be more fun to see how many of you could, if in a position to, guess what the fuck is happening in my neck of the woods. I’ll give you a hint: dastardly little.
Sarcastic postings aside, Hello there. I imagine introductions are wholly unnecessary. There seem to be plenty alternative versions of me who should have covered the “Hello, my name is Rose Lalonde” statuses in my stead.
No small amount. Good evening, Madame Llallonde.
࣪⊹₊˚{ more viobabes on the dashhhh! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hey girl! hope ur doin well this fine day! :3
>([you gots to mix it up now establis# dominance by callin urself rose prime or lalonde maximus or ultra rolal or somet#in]
And who’s to say my official title is not Rosalina Ultra Prime Maximus Lalonde? Unless you’ve rummaged through my personal belongings and fished out my birth certificate.
Good luck with that. My documents are child locked and fire proofed to such an extent it would take no shortage of a sonic blast to burst the seals open. Or a blood sacrifice, if you’re feeling particularly whimsical.
Ah, social media, where every mentally stable person flocks to.
I object! On the whole I think I myself, and a... very short list of other people here have managed to stay pretty stable 😎⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Hmm… I’m inclined to believe you based on your manta ray copypasta alone.
MantaMama :)⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
