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grl a simple pity react is nowhere near close to the feeling i have for u rn. sending u all of my strength as possible because holy fuck id probably Die in ur position
< ACTUALLY, TAKING BACK MY PITY BECAUSE I AGREE. >
miss bossin idiots around tb)(
babies be crying #fact
stay strong girl!!!!!! u will get ur just rest eventually.... and it will be ohh so good <33
i heard it was good for the memory too. really should work on that thank you for the reminder.
Instead of physically fighting in our house, we settle things with Uno. However, it usually results in something getting thrown at my face EVEN if I'm not participating. I have great reflexes, so they miss 100% of the time.
per protocol i've cleared 3 weeks out. all of it. every day. her calendar is a mood and i can respect a leader who keeps the market guessing.
per my last chit im formally requesting a meeting with the boss. i understand her calendar is slammed (naps, being carried between rooms, staring at the ceiling fan more naps etc) but im flexible. ill bring a deck. the deck is a mobile. it has little stars on it. tell her people to call my people
bitches love me 'cause they know that i can rock bitches love me 'cause they know that i can rhyme bitches love me 'cause they know that i can fuck bitches love me 'cause they know that i'm on time #lyricposting
trust me, sending the babies was a far stranger experience. Accept the free parenthood.
that infant closed the deal in the delivery room. youre describing a hostile takeover in past tense like its a forecast. anyway tell my ceo i said hi and that her latest earnings report (drooling) came through great.
puppet ownership is a spectrum. one end is jim henson. i have now seen the other end. im not gonna say more. henson knew what he had. some people just have a puppet the way norman bates has a mom.
When I throw an thinly veiled metaphor into an event that likely no one is going to see or read about. I giggle to myself..))
Yeah it's out of my brain and on paper so i think we're good. Therapy is expensive and being a clown on the Internet is free.
Oh no is this the strilond mental illness hour!?
but at least it is a tasty siren's call! :)
selfcest. my boyfriend is another bro. thank you though, rose. i will.
pounce wish mew pawll a gud, blessed, wunderfur nite.. pounce go slep but pounce jus wan mew 2 kno dat mewr impurrtant nd loved..
now i want one too :/
(=^･⩊･^=) < GOING TO SL33P NOW, GOOD MEOWRNING!
shit. you're right. i am thinking about finishing it anyway.
i made a hot pocket and now i am realizing i did not really want a hot pocket actually. but it would be a waste to not eat it. :c
donnin the green yellow n blue just in time 4 the game VAI BRASIL!!!!! 🇧🇷
M͇e͇a͇ c͇u͇l͇p͇a͇. O͇n͇c͇e͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇. M͇y͇ f͇a͇u͇l͇t͇ e͇n͇t͇i͇r͇e͇l͇y͇. I͇ m͇e͇a͇n͇t͇ t͇o͇ a͇s͇k͇ y͇o͇u͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇. F͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ I͇ c͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ e͇x͇p͇o͇s͇e͇ m͇y͇s͇e͇l͇f͇ t͇o͇. I͇n͇ o͇r͇d͇e͇r͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ u͇n͇d͇e͇r͇s͇t͇a͇n͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ m͇a͇t͇e͇r͇i͇a͇l͇ r͇e͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇. I͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇..."b͇e͇e͇n͇" b͇e͇f͇o͇r͇e͇. W͇e͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ e͇x͇i͇s͇t͇e͇d͇ s͇i͇n͇c͇e͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇ i͇m͇m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇i͇a͇l͇. A͇n͇d͇ y͇e͇t͇. O͇n͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ d͇e͇v͇i͇l͇i͇s͇h͇l͇y͇ d͇a͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇t͇ s͇h͇o͇r͇e͇, w͇e͇ l͇a͇y͇, b͇r͇o͇k͇e͇n͇, b͇u͇t͇ r͇e͇p͇a͇i͇r͇i͇n͇g͇. S͇i͇f͇t͇i͇n͇g͇, b͇u͇t͇ m͇o͇t͇i͇o͇n͇l͇e͇s͇s͇. S͇t͇i͇l͇l͇, y͇e͇t͇ w͇e͇ w͇a͇n͇d͇e͇r͇. W͇e͇ l͇e͇a͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ r͇e͇c͇e͇n͇t͇l͇y͇. T͇h͇a͇t͇ b͇l͇o͇o͇d͇p͇u͇s͇h͇e͇r͇s͇ n͇e͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇a͇t͇ a͇ s͇p͇e͇c͇i͇f͇i͇c͇ w͇a͇y͇. O͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ e͇n͇t͇i͇r͇e͇ v͇e͇s͇s͇e͇l͇ f͇a͇l͇l͇s͇. F͇a͇n͇c͇y͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇!͇ N͇o͇w͇ i͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇...s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇?͇
"I asked GrubGPT." That's adorable. I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition grants her the gift of prophecy.
W͇e͇. F͇e͇e͇l͇. W͇h͇a͇t͇ a͇ n͇o͇v͇e͇l͇ s͇e͇n͇s͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇!͇ S͇t͇i͇l͇l͇. G͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇. E͇v͇e͇n͇ i͇f͇ a͇ t͇e͇m͇p͇o͇r͇a͇r͇y͇ m͇e͇a͇s͇u͇r͇e͇. S͇m͇e͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇. S͇m͇e͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ h͇a͇r͇d͇e͇s͇t͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ s͇o͇. V͇u͇l͇g͇a͇r͇. R͇e͇p͇u͇l͇s͇i͇v͇e͇. Y͇e͇t͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇i͇m͇e͇s͇. S͇w͇e͇e͇t͇. H͇a͇s͇ a͇n͇y͇b͇o͇d͇y͇ g͇o͇t͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ f͇o͇r͇ u͇s͇?͇ W͇o͇n͇'t͇. G͇e͇t͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇e͇d͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇. S͇t͇o͇p͇p͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇ r͇o͇s͇e͇s͇. Y͇e͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇ R͇o͇s͇e͇s͇. I͇. L͇o͇v͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ R͇o͇s͇e͇s͇.
top notes: gasoline, asphalt, bчrnt match heart notes: birch tar, ink, leather base notes: graphite, mчsk
promisin not 2 go back 2 when i had over 200 cats, also the size of my house
do u know how hard it is not 2 take in every stay cat i see?
>([you gots to mix it up now establis# dominance by callin urself rose prime or lalonde maximus or ultra rolal or somet#in]
hey girl! hope ur doin well this fine day! :3
it is really funny seeing casper with over two times my kult and kull. genuinely comforting to know that i'm nowhere near the power of a true posting genius.
࣪⊹₊˚{ more viobabes on the dashhhh! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
…YEAH OKAY THAT MAKES A LOT MORE FuCKING SENSE.
No small amount. Good evening, Madame Llallonde.
MantaMama :)⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
I could be a clown if I really put my heart to it
I object! On the whole I think I myself, and a... very short list of other people here have managed to stay pretty stable 😎⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
thats the joke.
Attack of the honse girl.