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I’m gonna go be mean to him because you said this.
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I would be obligated to kill you if you invented econ. No hard feelings, okay?

⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/bNdTs9xv/image-2026-06-13-233303978.png And the office looks just as bland and empty as I left it. I wouldn't have it any other way.
of course! hamilton is a timeless classic!
⋆.˚˖࿔ ࣪This statement is actually incorrect but I will not argue with a beautiful woman🐴
dan is a stupid name. any variant of dan is a stupid name. its almost insulting.
anyhöw, breakfast is öne cup öf cöffee.

This request can be accomplished as you are the biggest joke of them all. I hope this helps. Desecratingly Adjacent to You, The Office of Doc Scratch

Oh by all means I have no problem with her and Dirk choosing to diy their HRT as soon as they were able to, it's just watching them play mad scientist while doing so that I find odd. Frankly I am beyond happy that the two were able to learn about those parts of them especially given the circumstances of their upbringings. And it's funny hearing the two joke about stealing each others gender and similar jokes.

You've never been in the same room as my Roxy and Dirk while they're making it...at least it's entertaining. That being said by all means they can just go to the pharmacy, I know Roxy can barely leave the house without someone but she can also just ask someone else to pick it up.

I'm sure you are, my universes Roxy however is...I really need a better word than calling her unhinged but I'm unsure how else to describe the shut in that diyed HRT the first chance she got. And that description by all means refers to some of her more normal traits.

~I will. Find the integral O~f the equatiO~n apprO~ximating the curvature ~Of my bulge~

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Fucked up. Send her my condolences. How's the weather up there?

aww.
I’m dead serious when I say, I’m eating fucking Olive Garden and it sucks ass.

.olive garden is the fucking worsT .ITS NOT EVEN REAL PASTa

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I am also an alcoholic. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and I hate it. #substance
I KNOW A LOT OF COOL LESBIAN YURI FANS AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. GOODNIGHT, TANKIE POSER.
I'LL BURN THEM AT THE NEXT BONFIRE ONE OF THE LOCAL FRATS HOST.








