♦ pitied by @theSufferer
Ch4t, how do 1 b4g 4 b4dd13, 4s th3y s4y.
Why are so many "trolls" admitting to crimes. This is odd.
I’d argue that a “Captain Marquise” week would do us good, 8ut making a request feels as risky as pulling a monkey’s‑paw charm. So I’ll let Spades em8arrass himself when the inevita8le downturn arrives.
I shall circul8te his post, so that anyone inclined to contest me may arrange their funeral affairs in advance.
A 8rief sketch of who I am, just in case anyone is tempted to take the Doctor’s “advert” as a cue to end my life. For five centuries I have survived the 8lood‑soaked lands of the gladi8torial pits that is the Imperial Navy. When my moirail, then of a higher caste, was cast out and pursued 8y an entire troupe of clown laughassassins, I turned the ta8les and slew them all. L8ter, my kismesis, the very schemer who now mirrors the Doctor’s current machin8tions 8y cowardly seeking a 8ounty on my head than confront me head on; I heard rumours of his death shortly thereafter. When a legerac8tor arrived at the order of the Grand High8lood himself, mounted upon a dragon that served as her lusus, to imprison me for my re8ellious deeds, I turned my execution d8te into hers and claimed the 8east as my own. For anyone else still with the desire to 'apprehend' me with hopes of succeeding. I stand nine feet tall, my fangs long enough to 8ite clean through a neck and drive straight into a heart. I need no sword to rid you. I look forward to hearing from you. I have awaited many centuries for a newer, platonic rival to prove a challenge 8ut their incompetence have all come up short. #gore #violence
Inspired 8y the “8oundary” parameter suggested 8y the hominid ape in shades, I proceeded to enact said advice. The authorities, if the term “law‑enforcement” may 8e worthwhile applying in the case of who I refer to - interposed themselves 8etween me and the items I was o8serving at the market. In response, I seized the fool with the effortless grip one employs when hoisting a 8arrel of rum and smashed her into a 'cryptocurrency' kiosk. I would therefore advise the esta8lishment of well‑defined 8oundaries. #Eridan-Is-Weak #violence (( #eridanweek ))
Oh no, I cannot 8elieve an affair featuring two defunct Condescension altern8tes should 8e 8esieged 8y an overa8undance of drones and an excess of oppressive authority. Moreover, if you o8served that the most notorious felon of Alternia made an early departure, sensi8ility would dict8te that you have done likewise. #Eridan-is-weak (( #eridanweek ))
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
Greetings, wonderful people whom I delight in the company of. I am happy to announce that the Gam8ligant's have now 8een officially registered as a charita8le organis8tion. Should you have any requests, I would 8e more than overjoyed to fulfil them, simply let me know.
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mite wanna s)(arpen yo tongue t)(en.
buoyyy u gettin back)(anded !!! t)(ot u aint meant 2 sass yo. proud of u fore tryin efin if t)(at was a lame one.
tru i kno dis aboat mys)(ellf
