

Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde
@therapistofThedeep
Sic transit gloria mundi. Pansexual. Lesbiromantic. Poly. Your favorite shitposting slut nerd. DMs open, operating hours may vary.

[@THERAPI$TOFTHEDEEP HEY RO$E YOUR $E#RETARY OF TREA$URY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO WORK THI$ ↑#OMING WEEK HE$ FU#KING #↑E BOUND]

I'm a secret freak. Maybe not that secret. #suggestive (?)

nothin' to do with me i guess, alrighty. o◡o


See him!!
Oh, boo.

Reconsidering my first photograph on this account bearing my green thumb and not my breasts. Missed opportunity. #Suggestive #Nsfw

Frigoberto....

I just heard someone say "Hot Girl Photosynthesis" on a stream I'm watching and. Yeah.

[ENTRY 12693] [THE DOOMLORD KRIS WANTS TO BATTLE. HAA. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. I AM GOING TO STOMP HIM INTO THE GROUND AND TEAR APART HIS SOUL. THEN, I AM GOING AFTER THOSE FUCKING DESERTERS. LET’S PLAY.] <END OF ENTRIES>

[BOSS REGENERATION STATUS: 95%]

Mood ruined. Bit the tip of my tongue.
Awoooooooooooooooooo

Mission complete. [A slightly tilted photo featuring Rose in a large, wide-brim black hat, dark shades and overalls. She's offering an unenthusiastic thumbs-up in front of a thin stick of a tree, lips pursed in a tight line. BI ]

Final updates fur #GothNight...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We'll mostly be having Chinese food with vegan/vegetarian options...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You are welcome to brawl as long as you keep it between yourselves and don't include innocents...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I will have a tattooing station where you can get smaller pieces done by yours truly...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do NOT bring drugs on the premice, I will GET you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We will have an open bar...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As this is a dance pawty I suggest you limit heels to what you're safe in...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As a mediculler, I will brie on call if an accident or emergency happens during the pawty...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ





