Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde
@therapistofThedeep
Sic transit gloria mundi. Pansexual. Lesbiromantic. Poly. Your favorite shitposting slut nerd. DMs open, operating hours may vary.
Today has been a pretty good day. Vibes were great at the movie, got to spend time with really nice people, I got to nerd out and be definitely normal about LotR, the dash wasn't getting up to its usual bs... Can we keep it up, Chittr?
▲next wipe we're gonna go back to kidnappings and shit that's my bet▼
Well that's a reaction I wasn't expecting. #directposting
For what it's worth, I've gotten into the habit of tagging my posts as nsfc as well.
We're doing dresses now? How about this little number I like to call "I caught you staring"?
I can't be held accountable for what I post after I'm 3 high ABV beers deep. #substances
the rose is beautiful in everything theory strikes again
I spoil you lot too much.
you could probably pull off literally anything, rose :3
i'm sure i (ould find some wa7 to make it up to 7ou for spoiling me...
I have pulled a string bikini. I'm sure there's a picture somewhere.
Only two and a half hours until @croesusKingpin makes it on screen. #lotrposting #backyardatlalondemanor
Mind you, this is for the extended version, AND it's not accounting for the narration in the beginning.
We're taking shots/sips whenever a notable line or a meme occurs. #lotrposting #backyardatlalondemanor #substances
If you need a new liver by the end of the night, do give me a call Miss Lalonde💚
Ash Nazg durbatulûk, ash Nazg gimbatul, ash Nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. #lotrposting #backyardatlalondemanor
Lime is what makes Corona beer palatable. #mytwocents #trendhopping
We're 1/3 of the movie in, you can still join. We're currently on a break to stretch the legs and procure more food/snacks, but will be resuming shortly. https://hyperbeam.com/i/zO3bnn91
#PonderingHisOrb #lotrposting #backyardatlalondemanor
Strider... #lotrposting
I changed my mind, @carbolicGalvanologist will be playing Bilbo. #LordOfTheChitts
IF THIS IS YET ANOTHER DIG AT MY PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE HEIGHT, THERE'S A FUCK YOU TIMES ONE BILLION BEAM WITH YOUR FULL, LONG-FORM NAME ON IT. YOU KNOW WHAT. FUCK YOU. YOU CAN BE UNNAMED ROHAN VILLAGER #612. GET YOUR HEAD SET ON FIRE OR YOUR NUGBONE BASHED IN BY AN ORC, WHY DON'T YOU.
No, I've already claimed Haldir. And it wasn't a dig at your height.
The Ring That Makes You Explode When You Take It Off(tm).
I t)(ink I )(ave one of t)(ose.
Fellowship has officially started.
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And thus, I open the doors to my home while we wait for Sara to finish her fight. https://hyperbeam.com/i/zO3bnn91 #backyardatlalondemanor
@croesusKingpin >:(
Child of autumn was born To a world of deceit and death And a land of ice Break her bonds, take her away Install a sense of loss and eternal sorrow #lyricsposting
I feel like I'm missing something right now.
Let me do it for you.
Credits to Sarah Andersen.
