Philox Yarrow
@thrivingGarland
Secretary of environmental protection agency...! (^ o ^ ❀) My name is...Philox...I use They them...and I love plants..! Do not be....a stranger..I love making friends..! (^ . ^ ❀)
All of....The Philox points...Dextra...has lost..have been...reinstated... (^ . ^ ❀)
She is....going to hate...me forever... (;´ . `; ❀) I am...a bad friend...a terrible berry friend... (;´ . `; ❀) I don't deserve....friends.... (;´ . `; ❀) #Sadphiloxmoment
FINE!!! I FORGIVE YOU!!! BUT IF I LOSE MY JOB IN THE GRAY HIVE BECAUSE OF THIS I WILL...DO SOMETHING!!!! THAT YOU WOULDN'T LIKE!!!!
as an apology I will throw myself at troll8ama as his senior advisor and advise him that you are irreplacea8le dw
hhh....I am...not a good...berry friend.... (;´ . `; ❀) I just...wanted...them to...roleplay...pollinating....correctly... (;´ . `; ❀) But....took it....to far... (;´ n `; ❀) #vaguepost?
.....I miss her....(´ . ` ❀) My berry...friend.... (;´ . `; ❀)
@catastrophicGalaxy you....are.....a TERRIBLE....flower roleplayer...there...I have said it...!!! (> . < ❀) You do not....understand...the pollinating process...!!! (> . < ❀) And....also....ehm....deducts....5 Philox points..from your....philox point total....(> O < ❀) #nsfw
Hhhhh...HHHHHHHH (` . ´ ❀) I hope...that you...wake up...on the WARM side....of a pillow...!!!! (` . ´ ❀) And that...your...strawberries....mold...really fast....(` . ´ ❀)
you’re the 8est flower that has ever 8een
THE PRODUCE THAT RESIDES IN MY HIVE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU OF ALL TROLLS WISHED A MOLDY DEATH UPON THEM!!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!!
Death...in mold...can still be....returned...to the soils...but you...will not...get to reap...the benefits...as it is....mold... (` . ´ ❀)
I AM NOT GOING TO LET THE PRODUCE BE RETURNED TO THE SOIL!!! I WILL PUT THE MOLDY FRUIT IN A RESIN PYRAMID WITH GLITTER PAINT!!! AND THEN PUT THAT RESIN PYRAMID IN ANOTHER RESIN PYRAMID!!! IT WILL NOT RETURN TO THE SOIL!!!
You...are disregarding....the cycle....mold....is apart of it....(` . ´ ❀) You....YOUUUUUU......(` . ´ ❀) Your....cucumber...privileges...have been...revoked!!!! (` . ´ ❀)
I will... give...20 Philox points....to...whomever...can...guess...the culprits...of the freaky grey house....bee and flower...pollination...roleplay...(u . u ❀) #nsfw #GETYOURPHILOXPOINTS
Why...? it will be...funny....(^ . ^ ❀)
i mean. ive been on the dash. vesi(a and dexter
Ding...ding...ding!! (> o < ❀) You have...won....20 Philox points...! (> O < ❀) you can...redeem...ehm....(' . ' ❀) I didn't...think...I would have...to decide...prizes...this soon...(u . u ❀)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!! MY NAME IS BEING SLANDERED!!!!!! I, DEXTRA VUZREI, WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!!!!!
is it dexter or dextra, b7 the wa7? probabl7 good to (all a (oworker b7 the right name
I am....observing them....they are still....being freaky...at the oval office...You know...who you are...and you...do not know...how to roleplay...as...a flower...(- . - #❀) #vaguepost #nsfw
Wait- What do you mean /she/. I thought this was one of Trollbama's things.
Mhm...I must observe....as they are....performing...the roles....poorly...(- . - ❀)
THEY....ARE ROLEPLAYING.....BEE PLAY....(e . e ❀) THAT IS....NOT HOW....POLLINATION....WORKS!!! (e n e ❀) #vaguepost #nsfw
They simply....do not understand...the intricacies....of the pollination process...(- . - ❀) that is why...it sounds..boring...(- o - ❀)
It's times like these where I don't regret my decision of quitting.
.....Wait....you quit....(O . O ❀) So that is...why it....felt more....lonely...(u . u ❀)
In the fallout of #meenahscoup, I decided it was time to step away from politics.
I see....I have...missed allot...of that time....(u . u ❀) I hope that...we can...still be friends...even outside...of the office...(u . u ❀) Though...I hope you....are partaking...in ventures...more pleasent...for you....(^ . ^ ❀)
-=[ii did a roleplaylike thiis once but we weree both bees :-)_☺]=-
Of course we can still be friends even if I'm not at the Grey House. You're a great person, and oh so lovely.
Yay...!! (> v < ❀) You are....also...very lovely...no longer...cabinet coworker...friend Rose...(^ o ^ ❀)
They are.... getting freaky...in the oval...office....again...(e . e ❀) #vagueposting #nsfw #youknowwhoyouare
testing....testing...ehm....green flower....gay blast....(> . O ❀) #getGreenflowergayblasted
I now possess a flower in my hair.
you do...! (^ o ^ ❀) It looks...very lovely...on you...(^ . ^ ❀) It will...also make you.....green....a double gay....(^ o ^ ❀) because....you are alredy....gay....cabinet coworker friend....Rose...(^ v ^ ❀)
Heehee....(^ v ^ ❀) I will...hopefully...blast more...flowers soon...(^ o ^ ❀) Ehm....Jarona...! (^ O ^ ❀)
-> All Forms Of Currency Are Acceptable, Which Is To Say Yes, It Will Absolutely Work = Your Total Is $102.43
Oh....that is...allot of potatoes....(O . O ❀) you will..get them...soon..! (> . < ❀)
PHILLY THAT IS A LOT OF POTATOES!!! I CAN GROW THE POTATOES FOR YOU!!!
I am....so happy...(> v < ❀) @catastrophicGalaxy is....joining me....at the cabinet...we will...get to work together....all the time...(^ O ^ ❀) It makes...me so so so...happy to have...my berry best...friend...with me...(> v < ❀) We will....get to....eat...fruits together...again....and....look at....gojira movies...and...play...videos games...! (^ o ^ ❀) eeeee....(> v < ❀)
EHEHEHEHE OH PHILLY!!! WE WILL HAVE MOVIE NIGHTS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!! AND TROLLBAMA WILL BE THERE!!!!
Yay...!! (> O < ❀) We will...watch so...many movies together...!! (> v < ❀) maybe...an oval...office movie night....could be...arranged..? (> o < ❀)
Why....is everyone...so scared...of getting grey...hairs....(' . ' ❀) It just...means that...you're approaching...the twilight years...of your life....and approaching...the end...in which you....will return...to the soils...and be...embraced...by the loving...roots...of life....feeding seedlings...and worms....and be reborn...in the process....(^ . ^ ❀) #lifecycleposting #CW-death #death
. . . . (< . < ❀) #vaguepost #dashwatching
bingus....(> . o ❀)
I...like this...picture...that was taken...of me... (> . < ❀) The green reflection...of one of...our moons....made this...look so pretty...(> . < ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philly%20billy.png
You are.... so kind...cabinet coworker friend Rose...(^ o ^ ❀)
\\__Yes_I_do_see_the_pine_resemblance_moreso_now._You_look_lovely_Philox~__\\
Heehee...you are..so sweet...(> v < ❀) It makes me...fuzzy to know...that...people I cherish...find me...pretty...(> v < ❀)
Green is...a very beautiful...color...I understand..why you like it...so much... (> v < ❀)
hop...hop...hop...hop...(^ . ^ ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philbert%20bouncijng%20gif.gif
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
I shall...hold your hands...into my own...and guide you...as we...skip and hop...to our bloodpushers content...(^ o ^ ❀)
[[ Sometimes I'm worried that Philox comes off as stupid or simple minded, I don't want to do them injustice when they're a very curious and intuitive little critter that has a wealth of knowledge on subjects, but also crave to learn of things in general. sigh my philbert,,,,]] #OOC
Once...someone mistook me...for a tree...(> . < ❀) My hair...is often...mistook...for a pine....(> o < ❀) It is...funny...(^ . ^ ❀)
\\__Are_you_abnormally_tall_akin_to_a_tree?__\\
mm....no I am...small...perhaps they...mistake me for...a baby pine...tree...(^ . ^ ❀)
\\__You_do_give_off_a_very_'natural'_vibe_so_it_is_not_outside_of_the_realm_of_possibilities__\\
You...have never...noticed...me observing...you...(^ . ^ ❀) I was...hiding as a bush....! (^ o ^ ❀)
Correction...I am not hiding..in the bushes...I AM...the bush...(^ o ^ ❀) Also...I enjoy...watching you work....(^ . ^ ❀)
As...Dexter...would say...ehm...computer...! (> . < ❀) Explain....flirting and....courting...to me..! (> . < ❀) I am...not used...to this...(u . u ❀) [ This did not work, they just ended up QuackQuackGo'ing it up. ]
If....anyone...is in need....of a goodnight...kiss....I am...very good....at giving them...on the forhead....(^ . ^ ❀)
(' . ' ❀) (- . - ❀) (' . ' ❀) OH...!!! (O . O ❀) This is...flirting...?? (O . O ❀)
I am...surprised...(O . O ❀) To be...flirted with..(O . O ❀) Ehm....would...a...cheek kiss...be more...appropriate...? (> . < ❀)
(//> 3 <// ❀) [ You get your digital Philox patented cheek kiss! Congrats! +5 Philox courtship?]
\\__Would_you_also_like_one_back_Philox?__\\
((Drat the hidden link did not work, it appears f-list links are not the kind I can use https://i.imgur.com/v4OpsGG.png There, hopefully!))
