Ivy-Rose Auger
@tigrineAvenger
RAHHH!! Hey, I'm Ivy-Rose!! If you need anything punched or pulverized, hmu <3 She/Her. [PFP made in Picrew!]
Hooooly shit dude I'm so fucking sore. Rolled onto the floor off my bed when I was sleeping last night.
I rang that ominous bell. Those ghosts are going to face the wrath of my lovely fists.
When your hope is slowly dying And your future's lost its rights Raise up your bat and face the fright Let's knock 'em dead into the night #lyricposting
Gah-- stretched and popped my back a little too hard. :/
...Fuck it maybe I'll get a dress and go on a blind date or something I don't know. All I know is that it's that tiiiiime again
Anyone ever needs a hypewoman let me know I will suffocate you with THE most optimism you can handle
Had to go to court once because someone wanted me to sit on their face and I sat a little bit too hard and that put them in a neck brace. Dude they wanted that shit how are you gonna turn around and say I did that on purpose #nsfw
:33< i would nefur sue!!! :33< i would wear a neck brace as a mark of purride!!!
☭our ☭ruly shows how ou☭ of hand so☭ie☭y has go☭☭en.
YEAG< feel that. cracked a guy's skull once while cumming and uh. he's fine but he was a lil mad #nsfw
YKW last post I did had me realize if I ever have kids I'm going to have a fighting movie montage training them
Call me mommy and I'm grounding you for a week like a real mother would
The punishment is being stuck in presumably your house for seven days straight? I don't exactly see how this is meant to deter or dissuade. Actually, that sounds like a lure.
Can we pretend we're in a zombie apocalypse and doing a tag-team punchathon of them
Something something, I'd love to tag-team you.
Hey dude. *Punches you in the stomach but in a loving way.*
...thanks. i really needed that. *roundhive kicks your nugbone off.* ~~0o
Yo. *teleports behind you and chops your neck*
YK Maybe fuckin' an alien would be fun #nsfw
11 PM... Should I go out and hang out til morning... decisions... bad ones... might be in the works, dudes.
God, I need a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. Or a partner. Or a secret evil fourth thing.
we can beat the fuck out of each other then share a beer if u want
They call me uhhhh Ivy-Rose because that's my name. :)
Killer workout sesh I did earlier tho ICL. [A photo. Ivy-Rose is flexing in her bathroom mirror, sweat dripping down her face and arm, and soaking into her tank top, making it cling to her chubby and muscular body. She had her tongue out slightly as she grinned towards the camera, the tongue resting between her teeth softly.]
Sheesh you really are the whole package ain'tcha?
Goooooood damn it I've been fuckin' BUSY. Why can't I be fuckin' GUYS instead #nsfw
God. I got up late today LMAO.
Eh you get used to it. Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun that's what I say. In a city that never sleeps its how you never miss all-a the fun.
Damn I missed the whole 4/20 day huh LMAO #substance