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Tim3 to hit th3 gym! What'2 yall2 favorit3 workout and why i2 it th3 lat3ral pull? #ri23ngrind
I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
Yaknow it2 funny how wh3n ya want to vagu3po2t ya cant think of th3 right po2t to vagu3 Ju2t know im thinking. Thinkily #vagu3po2ting?
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Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
That's still impressive, Peaches, this big boy is going back into the water, so maybe you can find him
Thanks, I had a lot of help hauling that bitch into the boat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
fix: prevent chitbleed between threads when you have previously clicked on a reply link in any feed fix: optimize character deletion, should be much faster now #siteupdates
If you need an extra rod, I got plenty to spare over by my boat
Hell yeah we gotta get some big ones
I should get back to my roots, dust off my brother’s old turntable just like old times
Damn bab3 ar3 u a r3d flag cau23 I am colorblind a2 fuck
I onc3 again wi2h all cryptobro2 a v3ry m3rry lo23 all your mon3y
:33< yeah mew should try the punchmastpurr 3000
I Bet You Are Dearie.
s0 pre77y 0mg!!! keep up 7he g00d w0rk cx
(( glad i could help! fixing chittr one embed at a time lol
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
#nowplaying [ TH3 WRONG ON3 | 2orryX & Drowning Pool ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=fB-AU89aApU&2i=92YjfMVfyOX4fbh7
Ill b3 away from th3 offic3 for a whil3 if ya n33d m3 or want m3 dm m3
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
Little know fact, I enjoy a bit of temptation from time to time #b&e
i cam3, i 2aw, i .. oh god.. oh fuck oh god fuck i gotta g3t out of h3r3
what if god cam3 down from h3av3n and 2aid "it2 pronounc3d jod" and l3ft
2hit am i... a wizard???
dont invit3 m3 to your hiv3 if your couch p33ling cau23 imma p33l it 2om3 mor3 wh3n you aint looking
your honor in my cli3nt2 d3f3n23, 2hawty wa2 lik3 a m3lody in hi2 h3ad
bothered t' upload a pic of myself. icon. whatever.
So many feathers in my hair right now !!??
cantaloup32 ta2t3 lik3 th3y don't. b3li3v3 in th3m23lv32 b3 confid3nt homi3 cau23 you g3tting d3vour32
bruh i pau23d my porn to t3xt you back and you wanna qu32tion my loyalty tf #n2fw
all i want i2 *gun2hot. gun2hot. ca2h r3gi2t3r 2ound* you and your b3autiful 2oul
anci3nt alt3rnian philo2oph3r2 g3t way too much cr3dit bro i could think of 2mart 2tuff too if nobody kn3w anything y3t
trampoline. :)
For me, every day is 8ring your lusus to work day. He hates 8eing stuck in space, 8ut if I must, then he must https://iili.io/B2525Cb.png
i ju2t gor3gl3d what a mon2t3r truck i2 bro what that2 dop3 a2 fuck 2till aint 233ing on3 though #3ridanw33k #wh3r3th3fuckami
D --> Very
D --> Pretty and STRONG is a dangerous combination you know
Oh my. You're just lovely.
Gonna take a little break, be back for the next media cycle, DMs always accepting clients though if you want to be a star~
HOLY FUCK i am so tired.
Good morning to you.
D --> You would like Noibat's German name I think
Pretty
O+h, yo+u're so+ very beautiful.
I2nt it 2ICK?? Ch3ck out my profil3 for th3 whol3 23lfi3 bro2ki I ju2t got n3w ink and 2om3 oth3r 2hit cov3r3d up
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON A NOBLE QUEST TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE TROLL IRS. #lyrics #lyricposting #bars #soundcloud #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. SPIT YOUR SHIT.
Want.
People just bitching to bitch- I'd ignore them
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
I AM AWAKE. must exercise.
getting my hand held tonight, lads.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Lights, Camera, and Wax play, now on high resolution 35mm. #nsfw
// so real, i pray after drawing bangers that artblock doesnt hit I need to draw more karkat porn for this account [<- has drawn 1 karkat piece recently]
((reallll, i try to pay my buddies too unless they really insist on not taking it
((my hero bob ross always says that talent is a perused interest anything you want to be good at you can be all you have to do is practice))
THANK2 DUD3 I thought it wa2 3qual part2 2ICK and 2ILLY 2o I wa2 lik3 fuck it
The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
This Is HoW It Felt To Wake Up Today.
D --> Yes you get it D --> You get it so STRONGLY
D --> The pursuit of strength is an honorable one
Old money Hollywood glamour, bitch my shit is freshly minted
I don't know what a kismesis is, but those bruises feel very softcore, so I might need to go shopping again #nsfw
Oh peaches, everyone got an in, Question is what we can fit you into besides wet t-shirts #nsfw
wi2h I could r3lat3
Wet-T-Shirt Contests are a great resume addition if you're looking to act, just fyi #nsfw
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
I think I might be in love.
H3LLLLL Y34HH4HHHHH
consider getting some gloves!
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
Sock it to em!!
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
|}->When your day starts out dark and dreary. And you can't find your light through the haze. When you reach out and grasp at nothing and fold into your own loneliness. . Push through and pick yourself up. Don't let your mindset be controlled by your surroundings.. only you can pull you out of your own abyss.
Skaianet and its dashing associates (CEO included to boot!) has never threatened not once to make thanksgiving supper out of someone by the by.
*ANNOUNCEMENT* Too many anti-crocker capers have been pulled across my feed for my liking and its with a PROUD and VALIANT stand that i pledge myself in alliance with my good friend jane (@gutsyGumshoe for the uninitiated). Her guidance is stalwart and while we may come to blows here and there on accounting of our tactful social beefing based purely on statistics and little else (friendship remains rock solid keep your paps at bay and your screenshots of this flare untaken) i say it with certainty that she would NEVER do any of the junk she has priorly been accused of such as i think eating people? You rancorous cads couldnt bud up enough talent between you to do a fishs whisker worth of what she does!! And ALL while NOT chowing down on the less fortunate than us might i add she has donated many a pretty penny to the carapacian cause. The stand mixers at their canless shelters have never been shinier nor redder. If you find yourself prepping a slanderous knownothing post about her kindly steer it elsewhere and give ME a heads up so that i might disengage from your poppycock posthaste. Arigato.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA SLAM A BOX COMBO AT TROLL RAISING CANE'S AND THEN SUCK MY TONGUE IN THE PARKING LOT WITH CANE'S SAUCE STILL ALL OVER OUR MUTHAFUCKING FACES? #nsfw
🔥
彡Ohh… many apologi3s.. it happ3ns to th3 b3st of us!彡
彡Th3r3 is n3v3r such a thing as 3nough ABBA! Th3y ar3 3njoyabl3.彡
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
Precisely. Look forward to hearing from you.
You know where to find me, dear.
Come over and find out.
I wouldn't mind breaking out a harness. DMs are open(?)
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Theres a lot of dressed up dream ladies and trussed down dream misters on this website but i fret im only one dude and my thumb gets strained trying to give a heart to each and every one.
HMMMMMM....... 0K4Y!!
H3CK Y34H 1 D0!!!! 1 H4V3 7W00000. 833N 7H1NK1NG 0F P0571NG 7J3M, H3H3H3 8) #N5FW
55550RRY 7YP0. MY 8ULG35!!
Someone seems to have started a paintball war? It's as much as I can gather without scrolling to the depths.
Some things you should know about me: 30-something years old I dunno I stopped counting my birthdays I'm a drummer I've been stuck in the medium for god knows how long I fucking love cocaine and various other drugs Im sexy as fuck if I do say so myself I can make your soul into a cool sword My opinions are my own. Lets do this
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
Um, please?
better yet print out a picture a someone ya hate an slap it on
rEsT In pEaCe mY LuSuS, sHe gOt hIt bY A BaZoOkA yEaH, i tHiNk aBoUt hEr eVeRy tImE I HiT ThE HoOkAh KaBoOm KaLoW kAbOoM kAbLoW
#F17CH3CK !!! H3H3H4HH4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85356ae59e8.jpg
Yes! Also i like your hair is that you in your profile picture? :)
Love being an Heir of Space cus I can just swap between being a DILF and being a pretty twink at a moment's notice it's GREAT
Abba will always dig me out of a mood
Ooooooh! See that girl Watch that scene, Diggin the dancing quueeeen
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 G𝅝𝅝d I wish ♪ that were 𝆐e 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
I $uppo$€ you hav€ a point th€r€. I'm $ur€ thi$ wat€rm€lon i$ gr€atly d€$€rving of it$ fat€.
We are ghosts of the concrete world Genetic codes of a dying breed Will I be left behind? Sounds of a playground fading #lyrics #cryogenicradio
100%
3833 < Ok, so imagine someone that seems like they were made specifically with the intent of pissing you off, right? > 3833 < Add tongue. > 38pp #nsfw
Basically it's a relationship where you annoy the hell out of each other and make each other better people or something. I don't know. My thinkpan's probably busted because I don't really know what that feels like.
But to an2w3r with your t3rm2 d3f hat3fucking #n2fw
I DON'7 KNOW HOW MUCH MY OPINION COUN7S BU7 PUNCHING 7HEN KISSING IS BE77ER I 7HINK
OK∆Y LOOK I KNOW I'M NO7 HUM∆N S7R∆IGH7 BU7 DID YOU H∆VE 7O C∆LL ME ∆ FRUI7?/SILLY
I tend to flutter towards metal music. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the odd time signatures, though.
haha sorry, i forgot not everyone knows about arena stickball i dont really know who mufasa is but if youre really unlucky yeah you might run into a stampede. usually unless youre playing against a super good team though the wrangler only has like one or two lusii at their command to maul you with X:) hope that helps!
oh always X:) i just wish i could lisX to music while playing arena stickball too. sadly if i did that id probably end up getting crushed to death by the enemy team wrangler summoning a stampede haha
~beautiful seadvvelling fauna https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5482cb8d0226.jpeg
I could not agree more, truly. A set of brass knuckles is always a must-have for these streets.
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Listen, I barely knowv howv this chittr thing wvorks. Anywvay. It’s… troll stuff. Nevwermind.
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https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-26%20172054,png Anotherr old picturre, I actually quite like this one,
Exactly. It’s the art of blackrom. WVAY better than the redrom stuff evweryone’s alwvays yappin’ about.
:33< have mew clawnsipurred kissing WHILE punching
the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16fde3690c43.png I was debating on whether or not to post this but lifes too short to not be a little adventurous yes?
:o) Blessed motherfuckin days when I can find time and peace :o) To just sit out on my hive porch :o) And stare up at the moon. :o) Earth-C is a wondrous place.
I know right?? I'm so proud of my bro
Also btw her PFP was drawn by my brother! He's so cool but I don't think he's on chittr yet.
She's so silly I love her. My favorite thing is that she puts on a fake confidence but is actually super scared that she has no idea what she's doing lol
Deilya try not to flirt with every woman ever (impossible) challenge/silly//
N∆H BU7 I WOULDN'7 MIND IF YOU'D BE WILLING 7O LIS7EN 7O ME PL∆Y GUI7∆R
She let me hug because we emotionally reassure each other like good partners do and it's nice to show affection to the people you care about, just as much as it is to receive it.
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
figured out its some wannabe rival company pulling some bullshit so im gonna go clown on these freaks see yall later
:o) My claws tangled in your hair :o) The dumb, desperate expression on your face. :o) A far cry from the serenity of my sewed up smile. :o) Panting and begging for more :o) Of course I will oblige. :o) What kind of matesprit would I be otherwise if I didn't allow you your addictions. #nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/OZNkWZi.png
// Piggybacking off what tactfultactriun said, yous have been mad chill like I haven't dealt wit any specific hostility or nun. If I'm offending anyone or if I hurt yr feelins do tell me, much love 🫶🙏
"= who here. fucks with. mechs. i want to get in one of those at one point it fits a lot of my thematic elements. ="
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.