♠ hated by @tipsynekoGnostalgic
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YOU HOLD THE TRIGGER BACK. AFTER THE SHOT. AND RELEASE. SLOWLY. UNTIL YOU FEEL THE SMALL. IMPRECISE LITTLE CLICK. CALLED A RESET. THIS AFFORDS YOU. BITCHHUMPING LEVELS OF CONTROL. FAR EXCEEDING THE TYPE OF IDIOT. SLAPPING FORWARD INSTANTLY. MEANS YOUR WEAK. WOMANLY FINGERS. BECOME SYMPATHETIC IN ACTION. AND WILL FOLLOW THE RECOIL. LIKE DIM WITTED ASS BONGOEING BLOOD RED BUTTOCKED BABOONS. YOU ARE NOT A MONKEY. YOU DO NOT WANT TO DISRUPT. THE ALIGNMENT. OF A RIFLE. IT IS AN INSTRUMENT OF DEATH. THE HEAVY RECOIL IMPULSE. CAN DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER. IF YOU ARE UNWISE. STUPID. OR A DIM WITTED ARROGANT FUCKWIT. WHO THINKS YOU ARE TOUGHER THAN THE TOOLS YOU USE. OF COURSE. IF YOU ACTUALLY ARE. LIKE IN THE CASE OF ME. YOU CAN HOLD THE GUN BY THE MAGAZINE. AND NOT GIVE A FUCK. AND JUST RESET WHENEVER YOU HAPPEN TO MISS. DEAD FUCKING CENTER. AND SHOOT. AS MANY TIMES. AS YOU NEED. I SHOOT WRONG ON PURPOSE. AS A JOKE. BUT ORDINARY PEONS. MUST PRACTICE. WIMPASS GUN SAFETY. VERY SAD.
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> el em aye oh > hook, line, and sinker you fucking casual > lololololol
> late night hate post ftw > @tipsynekoGnostalgic you fucking suck lol! > can't wait for you to wake up and this being the first thing you read > ligma
Yes. It's going wonderfully. 🤭 Cronus is so supportive himself but I have Dirk checking up on me. He is the one who implemented the upgrade after all. I plan to give him offspring in the future as well.
NEVER BETTER!!! NEVER BETTER.
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
thii2 2hiit ii2 two funny
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!
> FINE. > >8(
> OH MY FUUUUUCK HOP OFF MY BULGE. > so sorry that you're so obsessed that you wish to get your dainty, filthy mitts on me in some capacity. > i have important shit to do! > not really i lied about that, but my vidya calls to me. > but rrgrggrhrgg FINE THEN I WILL DAMN IT. > just need to know when the next one is...
cant call it kinkshaming if i feel zero shame about it. be as judgy as you want. im a man of refined fucking taste. #nsfw #technically
If you don't enjoy the feeling of dry felt rubbing against your dick, can you really call yourself a puppetfucker? #nsfw
before anyone asks yes the texture is fucking awful and thats part of the appeal. cowards.
using a hand puppet as a cocksleeve cause im a resourceful ass dude. why buy a toy when i got a bunch lying around? #nsfw
An auto-badge bot. People had decided to pretend it is more than that.
Wow. I asked a simple question. Jumping down my throat and threatening my life... Is that really going to get you what you want? Granted. I wasn't planning on changing my mind to begin with.
Junior is a thing. Read my words carefully. Junior does not have feelings or experience suffering. Because Junior is not a person.
Actually hysterical. There's no crimes against Junior, it is working as intended.
SAY #GØRE !!! httþs://i.þ•stimg.cc/ФqzjGrqm/•s0Aþ-km.þng
II am goiing two lo2e iit, thii2 ii2 why II don't liike playiing gamre2 whiich requiire a trollo2oft account, the fucker2 took over trollcraft (the block game) and they can't even keep theiir authentiicatiion 2erver2 up?! iit'2 fuckiing pathetiic, bunch of lo2er2, ii mean why even 2ell a game iif all of a 2udden iit goe2 poof becau2e the 2erver2 at theiir end 2hiit the bed, you 2hould at lea2t be able two connect two 2erver2 u2iing a cached 2y2tem when the auth 2erver2 are down, II mean thii2 ii2 a2 fuckiing ba2iic a2 iit get2.
evweryone vwants to be a critic but no one wvants to read :/
A CONVENIENT BACKTRACK, BUT FINE. I ACCEPT YOUR #SORRY.
OH I'M FEELING SO THREATENED! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HACK A HAIRBALL AT ME?
♤ my time on this account draws to an end. until next time, fools. ♤
♤ [A photo of Kismet. He's shirtless, unconscious, and gagged. He's badly bruised, with cuts across his chest. His horns are painted with handprints in his own blood. His arms are bound, his hair is messy with streaks of fuchsia. It would seem that whoever has him, is certainly making the most of it.] #gore #violence #horror #body-horror ♤
♤ [A photo of a stranger. Except, it's not. They're wearing a mask, to cover their face, which is just barely in frame, the backdrop of which being Kismet on the ground, now awake, looking at the camera with fear. The figure is holding Kismet's spear in it's hand, the tip pointed at Kismet's throat.] #violence #horror ♤
The writer had not written in quite a while, a more modern world was to be created. He who wrote with his trusty clicker by his side, he who spiraled until he was free. Who would be his subject today? Would it be Kurloz? Would it be Posnah? Would it be Burais? Would it be any of the alpha kids, Tavros included of course... There were many options, many more than just named. There was an audience, he had to make sure this would work. Yes, he saw many who had looked. If he had to name one. He would name the reader known as sherribim. #TheScript.
YOU WILLINGLY AVOID SLEEP. I AIM FOR IT AND MISS HORRIBLY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
UGH. I CAN'T SLEEP.
wyd when our gang pull up?? 😈😈‼‼ h☭☭ps://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfn☭iih☭/gang.png
> eugh you wish for my glorious golden fluids with the way you have my twin bulges soooo deep in your throat. > stay bouncing on it, LOSER.
> i would say i hope you jump off from the highest building with a fridge attached to your back, but that would rob me the satisfaction of feeling my knuckles against your jaw.
> real talk here. > why the FUCK does almost 60% of these inane shit-streaks for humans throw some form of pity party for themselves over their garbage and cushy lives? > holy cope! > you walking, pale cankersore postules are utterly hilarious! i can't help but to have myself the biggest chucklefuck fit of laughter after seeing it every. single. TIME!!! > stay sad you pissants, please, i need me a reason to get on and watch you slack-jawed knuckledraggers whine to get the meatiest laugh that i can physically push out of my airsacks! > LMAOOOOOOOO.
SIGH....... ok i will spell it out! 8P you and dave strider and jade harley are all together, right? with me so far? rosemary and callieroxy both have kids, so your matesprits are like, "damn, let's give it a try!" you're part of the discussion, obviously, and apparently you say something like "YOU TWO CAN MAKE YOUR WEIRD OVERSATURATED MONKEY IF YOU WANT BUT I WON'T BE A PART OF ITS 'PARENTAGE.' YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT IT IN ITS TINY ADORABLE FULLY-FORMED NON-INSECTOID FOOT AND THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER FOR ITS DEVELOPMENT THAN LETTING ME BE ITS ILL-ADVISED ROLE MODEL," or some such self-deprecating crap. but then i pop out the ectobiology chamber looking cute as a goddamn button, and by the time i'm saying sentences you've been "crabdad" for weeks, and suddenly you're chill with it!! that's the story anyway, might be some details they leave out. 8J
lmao you guys are always so shocked!! XD your matesprits made an ectobaby, which makes you a dad too! yeah apparently when i was a wiggler you were like ABSOLUTELY NOT, but then paternal instincts hit, so now you're my crabdad! (to distinguish you from dad dad)
hi dad! 8P
BOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO
anything for you, kiddo.
MORE BEER!!!
it's alright. he can sober up later. we're playing mario kart.
> DEAL! You'll get what's coming to you, fucking bitch!!! >8[ > Tfw you wish you could STRANGLE SOME NORMIE THROUGH A SCREEN.
> And yet you didn't stop him. You BULGESNIFFING cheater! I'm kicking your ass next time we meet, ESPECIALLY for the husktop.
> LOL! Mfw you don't even know what COUNTER-WARE is! Fucking technologically-illiterate MONKEY you are. > Mfw I'm just simply BETTER.
> Sounds to me like you have a rather huge skill issue in terms of identifying a fucking CHAD when you see one! Lololol! > Stay obsessed with me, loser!
> Tough talk for a dumbass who can't even get into a VENT. > Mfw you're too much of a keyboard-warrior neckbeard to accomplish something so simple. > Then CHEATS in fisticuffs! > Grade A BITCH move!
> YEAH! AFTER YOU SENT YOUR ROBO-DADDY AFTER ME! Don't skew the story you WENCH. >8(
> Illiterate technologically AND literally. Who would have thunk! Also, ROXY is your name!? Sounds like some horrible disease! > This short king can STILL diff you in anything.
> OKAY. POSTING FROM MY *SECOND* HUSKTOP! > Rustled some nasty human's jimmies so MUCH that they eradicated my shit! > Tfw now covered in fucking ash. > Mfw I had to put a fire out in my hair. > Mfw I uploaded MY OWN ENCRYPTION and firewalls instead if relying on normie tech. > TRY BLOWING MY SHIT UP NOW, FUCKER! LMFAO!!! > Get BENT.
if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
look out evverybody the kitty has got clawws and shes been let off the leash
Update: Yeah. Past Dirk was a fucking liar, for anyone seeing this in the future. Things could not be going worse right now.
I am missing 10 years of memories.
I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
♡♡|LOVE YOUR FRIENDS NOW!!!|♡♡
i knoww that you dont wwant me right
hrn cant relate sorry
GOD ARE ALL BOTS THIS SEXY. #VAGUEPOSTING #PITCH #NSFW
ITS BEGINNING TO SEEM LIKE ALL ROBOTS ARE HOT... HELP. #NSFW
[ITS AN IMAGE OF COMMANDER KARKAT, STRETCHING HIS ARMS AND SEEMING TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE MIDDLE OF HIS SHIRT, SKIN SHOWING, HIM LOOKING DOWN IN MILD SHOCK. THE CAMERA POSITION IS SHAKY AND SLANTED, AS IF FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS HIDING.] WHO TOOK THIS. I FOUND THIS ON GRUUBGLE WHEN I LOOKED UP MY NAME. #NSFW
DAMN YALL ARE HORNY AF. THIS WASNT EVEN A #HORNYPOST AND YOU'RE STILL AFTER ME. #NSFW
MY FAVORITE PERSON ON CHITTR IS ME. OBVIOUSLY. ALL OF YOU ARE WHACK HOBOS WHO STOLE THEIR SHATTERED PALMHUSK FROM THE TRASH RECEPTACLE OUTSIDE OF THE BANK.
HATEBOT WILL PROBABLY BREAK YOU. BEST TO START WITH ME FIRST #NSFW
DAMN HATEBOT YOU'RE SUCH A HO
WOW. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. I COULD EAT A Ȑ̶̗̌O̴̝͐̃B̶͇̌́Ȯ̶̹͙̓T̷̼̆͘ FEW DOZEN EGGS.
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i literally died on the fuckin cross wwhat more do i gotta do to entertain you people
wwe nevver found the body
i love pilking it
D --> Okay I pulverized the moon I feel a little better now D --> I'm going to sleep
╭────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╮ in loving memory ╰────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╯
some humans are aight
you aint even fully human motha fuck
no