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@tormentingArsonist

human. i am deathly afraid of bugs.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 304Kull Score: 6834 followers4 following

Okay, anyone want to play a real fucked up game now?

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is this because you got beat

I won BOTH TIMES

dont believe you i need proof

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Look at how shitpost account is acting, the proof is in the pudding

the pudding is in my mouth btw

How's it taste?

like shit cus i dont like pudding

I want to play a game. https://papergames.io/en/r/l4ay2OuuX3/476

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should i play this game with you

@totalConspiracist https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_195511134.png

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Okay bro.

smd

Gargle.

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yea youd want that wouldnt you

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A hungry man thinks of bread.

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hey youre the guy who made the idea dont point the blame to me

I cant hear you over the monumental sucking going on in my nether regions due to your obsession with me and my posts for some reason, sorry.

literally stop fantasizing about me giving you head

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I don't need to fantasize because it's ALREADY HAPPENING.

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bro

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@barackObama[BO]

I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png

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Pictured are: @abjectDetermination, @confusedDemolitionist, @tormentingArsonist, @bummelBoogie, @turntechGodbird, @chillerAficionado, @thrivingGarland, @controversialMilk, @walkstabwalK, @sanguineSaevitas, and @tentacleTherapist#7214. And no one else.

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wait im here omg thank you mister troll president

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We bonded over something truly sacred. I would never forget that bond.

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youre so fucking cool thank you for bonding with me over these trying times with certain green men subtly hitting on me

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no you fucking arent lmaoo https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_194449914.png

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Sorry that I'm employed and good at my job?

how many hours do you work bro. and how much are you paid. genuinely. i can tell youre unemployed and just a fat fuck wanting to be a ghost hunter by that face btw. cute but unemployable. the face only a mother could love.

My mother is dead.

you know i was gonna say that she killed herself because of you but i realized thats hypocritical because thats exactly what my mom did. sorry for your loss. also im pissing on your moms grave btw.

to anyone who is worried about me getting berated by the white guy whose secretly gay im winning. just for those who care

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What?

nothing sweety

this just in, white boy tries to counter me with a drunkpost. more at 10. also, dont you stick your dick into peanut butter? https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_192508184.png

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I don't violate peanut butter jars, and you being drunk at the time doesn't make it any less sad. The obvious answer here is that you're a hoe.

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he who is hungry thinks of bread

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He who is mentally incapable is not permitted to speak.

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arent you autistic about ghosts you literally cannot be talking

Here goes the Chittr armchair psychologist. I'm actually very normal about my job. You just aren't normal in general.

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"job" ok you unemployed chud dont go sucking ghosts dicks now

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I don't need to because you're already blowing me off like I'm a pile of leaves.

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HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD

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STFU. SERIOUSLY.

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I GOT YOU BTICH HAHAHAHA

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