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=oXO r'''right¡ yeah¡ you,re right =:) =oXO
=oXO awawa''' thank you¡ i,m taking my time ''' =oXO
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... I say all that but I am hardly a paragon of virtue in the nutrition department. Leftovers for breakfast. But I sure am eating breakfast. As they say, "we stay winning".
Today it seems my back has much to protest. Perhaps rather than a spar, some good stretches are in order.
=oXO awawa''' decided to come say hi for a little bit''' i hope everyone,s doing good tonight¡¡ =:) i,m still'' recovering but''' i,m doing a bit better now yay'' =oXO
=oXO umm''' its a bit hard to focus on reading at the minute''' but its nice to see that chittr is still pretty much the same¡ lots of''' new names and stuff though''' but that,s nice¡ its good to have new people come in¡¡ yay =oXO
I would like to remind people that coming onto a stranger's post and calling someone mentioned in the post something unpleasant is generally not a good thing to do. #vagueposting
=oXO i don,t know anything every day i realise how little i know i don,t know anything at all =oXO
I have managed to get them to let me into the room. I will be away to look after them.
AAnd you
Yes, they were lost for a time in some sort of strange location with Bievey. They returned alone. I am caring for them, and they are recovering... I do not know exactly what happened. I'll let them know you were worried for them.
i somehow missed this?! glad to make your day at least a little better
Good news. Ormici is beginning to respond to speech now. They are not quite at the point of speaking, but they are responding with small motions of understanding. Nodding and shaking their head, for the most part It is so relieving to be able to check in with them on how they are doing and be sure that I am offering the right care. This is an excellent sign. They are recovering well. I am proud of them.
It seems a good time. Here. Perhaps I'll crop it into a profile image. Perhaps I won't. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0f3f490ee769f24c5581e6ccfc2711e/2a69149b22093e99-e2/s1280x1920/bfe4e944d92752935d9074efbb0fd29bb82f8d5c.png
I aam so tired, I wish someone would give me aa maassaage for aa chaange. I wish I could give myself aa maassaage without lifting aa finger, I heaar I aam pretty good aat it
certain activities are only meant to be done in special places! #nsfw cooking? the kitchen! sleeping? the bedroom! mate pressing someone? the alleyway!
THaankk you. AAnd how aare you doing?
nhhhh.,,,.,.,. every one of them that i talk to always leave me so pent up.,,.,.
Some have the capacity to, yes, trans men.
I could, but my pusher would not be in it. I need to find somebody who truly, genuinely drives me up the waall
I miss my quaadmaates. I aam aafraaid they aare aall either currently very busy, or aasleep
sorry i've been gone :( got super busy with my breedings and didn't have time to check in on you guys here. i can say it wasn't for nothing tho as 99% of the women in the three nearest towns are all pregnant now!!! huge progress! #nsfw
gog i love troll nook so much. there should be a study into why troll nook always feels so perfect for human cocks. it's like magic #nsfw
nhhh.,,.,. t-that nepeta is making me so pent up...,,,,,.,. i-i'll neeD a Couple hours to Deal with this.,,... #nsfw
need like at *least* 3 trolls on this thing pronto :P (also wouldn't mind a roxy but eh breeders can't be choosers or whatever they say) #nsfw (artist: welwraith) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cocckk.jpeg
THere aare aat leaast two kkinds of trolls
I aam so desperaately in love with my quaadmaates, I feel likke if I do not let it out every so often, I might burst
Why, when I turned on my computer, is it sitting on a paused video of Lucifer by SHINee? Not that I'm complaining exactly, merely curious as to how this came about.
Perhaps I retire the daily tarot posting, or place it on indefinite hiatus. It's been a rather fun exercise, but I find myself losing a little interest due to scheduling issues.
✦I like tϕ think I’ve gϕtten better at pϕsting cϕnsistently✦
walking around cock out 24/7 never fails to make my life better. nothing better than walking past a couple who are eyeing the hell out of my bulge while i throb as casually as you can throb. it's especially good when they invite me in for a threesome afterwards :D #nsfw
I aappreciaate thaat
THey waant me to pull my shit together aand stop being self-destructive. THis is not aa conspiraacy, "they" aare my loved ones aand they will succeed over my deaad body
✦https://file.garden/alKIWVuIhByXg5Dm/gay%20mϕments.gif I always knew there was sϕmething between these 2 characters..✦
A reminder that with that last tarot card post, I shall now be mostly logging off for a while.
it's a beautiful day today!! sun's out, the clouds are gone and it's super warm!!! it only makes sense to let my cock experience this weather too so i'm sticking to not wearing any pants this summer! #nsfw
IS it aa common maating rituaal for humaan maales to run up aand down hills to nowhere in paarticulaar? I aam leaarning so much aabout humaan culture from their movies. IT seems they enjoy pretending to be workking on defunct electronics in the desert, though the reaason eludes me
AAfter further reseaarch, it seems humaans find stupidity aattraactive. AA truly faascinaating species
MY body craaves sleep, it waants me to give into the velvety oblivion; my gaander bulbs burn aand my muscles aache. BUt the mind refuses, it is so intent on kkeeping me up
It has been a journey, one I am most delighted to undertake.
OH. I haave not thought aabout thaat, I might waant to inquire further. THaankk you, I will... HM. @aaphoticAcumen whaat did you meaan by thaat?
I meant in a R<—E—CUP<—E—RACOON.
OH. I aapologise for misunderstaanding your intent. ... WOuld you consider the former?
Considered from all anglers, culling WOULD solve ALL your problems pretty permanently. It would add to mine tho. Find a kismesis to insult you, not my job.
I suppose so... I would not waant to aadd to your worries. YOu aare right, I aam tired, I should go get some sleep
I feel absolutely ravenous. 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pasta, 55 peppers, 155 taters.
Oh, I forgot to mention. Today marks my seventh year on testosterone. I am grateful every day for the gift of transition.
I reaally need to do something aabout my inaability to register the paassaage of time. I maakke myself teaa, put it right on the taable where I caan see it, aand then find it mouldy. I receive aa messaage, decide I would likke to respond to it laater... SEveraal weekks laater, the sender is confused whether I haave even received it in the first plaace. I staart aa paainting, taakke aa breaakk, intending to continue the next daay, aand then find it covered in dust. My whole life is aa raace aagaainst time, where I constaantly kkeep forgetting I aam supposed to be competing
The mediate button is getting some heavy usage today.
Pre-gaming imminent.
Ah, vodka, you greet me like an old friend, with a gentle punch and a spreading warmth.
all the tit posting is sooo hot woah!!! may as well share the result of all your guys's posting #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/stroke.gif
☆Listening to pretty hate machine and drinKing an ablution trap beer, there ain’t nothin liKe it☆
THIS BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION OF OUR BODIES FEEL LIKE 100 TIMES MORE FLEXIBLE!!!
g-gooD frienDs rim eaCh other.,,,.,.,. #nsfw
WHY IS THE #CUE OBSERVING ME THAT’S REALLY CREEPY.
I believe you must merely mention biting into something. POssibly #suggestive
what if i bulge posted but it was irl and actually i was just slapping my cock onto your face? :B #nsfw
some of you have very clearly never been mating pressed and i find that to be a shame #nsfw
m-met the CroCker behinD CroCker Corp toDay.,,.., s-she was very kinD anD offereD to help with some.,,., pressing neeDs.,,,,., #nsfw https://file.garDen/aDg5wyul0f9nxijj/jane.jpeg
Is the feed really this slow, or do I simply have too many people blocked...? Perhaps I should rest.
Its a game about choices, trust, and hope. The main character is known to eat moss sometimes.
I would reckkon it might be simply the aancient EAaarth rune caalled deltaa, but I aam not aas well versed in humaan maatters aas I would likke to be. PErhaaps it might be aa gaame in which you use the rune to open aa rift in reaality aand then fight whaatever comes through?
=oXO ouu a quiz, that looks fun'''' hmmmmmm bievey would probably say it,s just a way for the government to get more information on us or something, buuuuut it looks fun'''''''' hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm''''''''''''''''''''' =oXO
☆TooK that stupid test dunno what it means but it Kept me from being bored at least☆
=oXO wellllllllllll''' i did the quiz =:) i don,t know what um''' wow that,s a long word' i don,t know what machiavellian is, so i,m not sure what that part says about me''' https://www'idrlabs'com/light-triad-dark-triad/test'php https://64'media'tumblr'com/4a1f4a6b34fa719b8bcff793b5132d8d/2a07894d69a08a83-f6/s1280x1920/451eb140ede03b82c3941fc9615be99943766a28'png =oXO
fucking magnet$, h0w d0 they w0rk? and i d0n't wanna talk t0 a $cienti$t
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꒦꒷ the SLOP MASTER is hungry. FEED ME CHITTR MY STOMACH IS DECAYING AS I WRITE THIS #GORE?
An Aradia has st8ed that using text to speech would make things easier on me in terms of having 1 arm for fhe time 8eing. I think this is a great idea, so great, that while making my way to Equius', I'll make this Chitt while outside and in full earshot of everyone. I love milky! Milky milky milky! 8IIIIIIIIG tidders yummy! Heehee, hoohoo, motor8oat time 8RRRRRRRR! I do hope you all enjoyed this. You are welcome, some of my finest work yet. #nsfw pro8a8ly
=oXO people and emotions and communication¡¡¡¡ =:) i,m learning what it feels like when you have a bad impression about someone but then they keep being nice and it gets through that barrier and you start having more positive feelings¡¡¡¡ i,ve never been on that side of it before so it,s really new and exciting for me¡ i feel like i have a better understanding of the world, yay¡ =oXO
AAnxious? FRet not, you aare aactuaally exercising your pusher. AAnd the extraa aair you aare inhaaling is going to maakke you super heaalthy :) UNrelaated, I thinkk I might paass out
=oXO good evening everyone¡¡¡¡ its loving my friends and bievey hours once again¡¡¡ its been a while since i,ve said that eheheheehe =oXO
=oXO ant fact¡¡¡ ants are really good at pathfinding¡ they have a memory not usually found in insects¡ but if you pick one up and put it down somewhere else it does get confused''' until it scents the pheromones of its people¡ technically pheromone sensing actually isn,t ,scent,''' but scent is the closest to how we assume it would feel for trolls, if trolls were capable of it¡¡ do you think that if we could communicate with pheromones like ants, we,d have a whole special word for it'''¿ that would be really cool¡¡ =oXO
=oXO another ant fact¡¡¡¡ ant queens live for longer than the others in their nests¡ and the oldest recorded ant queen (actual ants not lusii awawa) lived for 13'85 sweeps¡¡¡¡¡ that,s older than me¡¡¡ =oXO
=oXO i don,t think violence makes you a bad person but i just can,t imagine doing it really''' even when i really don,t like something i never think about hurting or breaking it¿ i don,t really get where the urge comes from''' I love learning but i don,t think I really want to learn that one''''''' =oXO
=oXO ant fact¡¡¡¡ if someone tells you about a ,velvet ant,, they,re actually not talking about an ant¡ that,s a species of wasp =:) they,re called that because they look like ants¡ =oXO
THe naature is heaaling, my life is unfuckked, my evening is maagicaally freed up. @aaphoticAcumen you kknow whaat thaat meaans
=oXO hmm' well, while mystry was out to come get me looks like iksham moved¿¿¿ all my gloves¿¿¿ to the fridge¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ hello¿¿ =oXO
=oXO ¡¡¡ i,m learning¡ i love learning¡ =oXO
=oXO every time you learn something a little bit of the world opens up¡¡¡ and sometimes it leads to a dead end but sometimes it leads to a field with beautiful flowers and all your friends are there' most of the time it leads to just another room with more doors but that,s also cool¡¡¡ and good¡¡¡ =oXO
Woman. Need I say anymore?
=oXO we still haven,t found her but @criticalConspiracist replied to a post like 4 hours ago¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ i don,t know how i thought her palmhusk was busted but she,s alive she,s okay we,re going to find her we are absolutely going to find her¡¡¡ =oXO
=oXO it,s harder to catch up to a moving person than i thought but we will' We,re going to catch up for sure' i will never ever give up' =oXO
=oXO if anyone hears anything at all from bievey please immediately message me okay¿ it,s not like it,ll make us magically faster at searching but the reassurance that she,s definitely alive would boost the morale so high' and maybe she can give us some more context on what,s happening''' =oXO
i polish my balls like they're bowling balls once a day #nsfw
=oXO everything is going to be okay' =oXO
I own aa shirt with no breaast pockkets?? WHaat is the meaaning of this??? WHaat use is such aa shirt, whaat twisted individuaal could ever seem it worthy of being maade? I aam fully convinced it caame into existence solely to spite me, aa divine punishment for my maany traansgressions aagaainst common sense
If anyone ever vague posts about me, I hope you're aware that I do not and have never realised. I simply have never considered and don't believe that others thought of me outside of direct interaction and communication.
sometimes i remember the red delicious apple exists and i have to clench my fists really tight until the rage subsides
TIme sure is straange... FIckkle aand elusive
s-she seems to be kinD of into me.,,. w-we'll see where it goes. i've been wanting this woman for years now.,,,,
some people CoulD be perfeCt fleshlights.,,.,,,,. j-just saying..,,,., #nsfw
When i have a coomplaint too chitt but noo actual reasoon behind it soo i just make it up and farm Chittr goold
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II went clubbing. It was fun but it would be nice two go with friends next time. </3 #xandramedia https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba50d93eeb7c.png
=oXO we will¡ sun,s down again so we,re going to keep going =:) =oXO
nhhhh..,,.,.,,,, i really wanna Dm the girl who's making me so pent up right now but iDk what if she thinks i'm weirD anD stuff?..,,,., #nsfw
EXhaaustion grips me aand yet my greaatest foe is yet to be felled - the dinner
i was supposed to be asleep by now but aradia called so now i'm off to mating press her outside some random restaurant #nsfw
DAaate ideaa: I come over aand haave aa breaakkdown
I need to get myself aa weighted blaankket... THaat would do wonders for my wellbeing, I aam quite certaain
=oXO update on the search for bievey, we haven,t found her''' we have found somewhere to wait out the daylight though¡ so we,re safe at least' apparently she was here several hours ago, so we,re on the right track¡ we,re going the right way¡ i,m going to sleep, but''' awawa i,m so worried''' she,ll be okay, we,re going to find her, just''' this is scary' =oXO
☆some trolls Kuestion why I Keep a bullet press in my sylladex and I tell them that I’ll never be naught without any ammo liKe a fuKKin idiot☆
a fifth load inside terezi's womb for today is probably gonna do it #nsfw
the people that hate react my posts about me fucking my friends are notably not getting the same amount of action from any of the women i mention. jealousy is a strong emotion ig lol #nsfw
✦Dϕ yϕu guys ever feel nϕstalgic fϕr yϕur lusus’ cϕϕking? Even thϕ they’re alive?✦
I think I need a small haircut, but only a trim, I still need it long enough for someone to grip a fistful of it from the back. #nsfw #suggestive
threesomes are cool and all but i prefer xsomes. it's where i find however many people i can and have a crazy ass orgy #nsfw
a huge surprise waits for you behind this censor #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/balls.jpeg
=oXO dash is slow i should''' go to sleep awawa =oXO
=oXO right i,m going to sleep¡¡¡ goodlight everyone i hope you all sleep well¡¡¡ =:) =oXO
All I'm trying to do is watch Drag Race and the internet keeps cutting out. I'm about to take my frustrations out on my wand once again. #Nsfw #HornyPosting
=oXO ouu that sounds very scary¡¡¡¡ but i assume that,s the point and i,m glad you enjoy it, yaay¡¡ =oXO
=oXO ¡¡¡¡¡ my lusus is also an ant¡¡¡¡¡ =:D =oXO
=oXO ummm''' hmm'''' what,s something people will want to talk about'''' =oXO
=oXO how about um''' what,s everyone,s''' favourite movie¿ is that something people would be excited to post about'''¿ =oXO
=oXO i think maybe the number in the top corner is lying'''''' there can,t be 84 people online right now ''' =oXO
=oXO i can,t move the people i am just a little ant''''''' =oXO
=oXO raining outside''' i always get worried when it rains''' i,m sure it,ll be alright though¡ it seems like regular rain not a storm¡ =oXO
DaMn. rest well sister!
:33< ladies this ones fur mew! :33< *the mighty huntress goes to do a backflip and lands face furst on the ground unmewving*
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I do hope your aarraangement soon workks out
OH, I aam sorry. THaat is most unfortunaate
anon ask! "Why don't you have a quirk? That's pretty weird." YOURE weird, and also, i do?? LMAO its called BEING HOT and i can NEVER TURN IT OFF
nhhhh y-you really think i look gooD?.,,..,.?.,,,,, i-i'm happy you're not feeling baD about your spheres. i-i think it's a little silly to worry about that stuff..,,.,, all spheres are pretty..,,,
=oXO oh no¡¡¡ i hope you can have some delicious soup''' =oXO
y-you're still just as pretty as every one!
s-sCienCe says that Cobalt blooDs have the largest spheres anD biggest bulges. i-if you Don't believe me then please CheCk unDer my skirt to see my first hanD sourCe.,,,., #nsfw
SOmetimes, one needs to experience hiving with aa blueblood. IT builds chaaraacter
i doOont understand hoOow peoOople get loOost in the foOorest~ "all the trees loOoOok the same" yes if yoOou ignoOore things such as species~ branch and pine density~ leaf patterns~ height~ girth~ coOoloOor~ floOowering~ moOoss~~~
Alright. I'll shake this link at you all like a little, sickly orphan boy sat on the grimy streets of Victorian London, begging for shillings to pay for a simple meal of bread and gruel. Ask me anything below. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHONK.
☆ I mean liKe if ur a fan lol☆
✦It’s always depressing the day after yϕur wriggling day…✦
I fear I must skip the daily tarot card today, I feel as though you can all survive without it for a day. I am somewhat under the weather and fatigue is sinking deep into my bones, so I think it best to have a day in bed.
I quite enjoy PRoximaa DEimos, mostly becaause the laand aalmost seems aas if they haave not yet invented lighting, but the seaa shines likke the staars aabove
THaat is greaat to heaar
I do hope you rest soundly this light
gooDnight!,.,,
Us F{}lks In K{}dzw{}ll{}p Are Kn{}wn F{}r Being Highly H{}spitable Neighb{}rs! Just Ign{}re J{}hnny At The Junkyard, He Has A Gun.
i haven't hearD of it happening before but you really woulD think it to be more Common....,, i guess this means we're pretty similar in some ways?
Humanity’s Geneva conventions cannot stop me due to the fact I am not reading them
yeah kris used a meenah beam
*MELANCHOLIC SLIDE WHISTLE*
a meenah beam hit me and turned me into meenah i used to b tavros if you can believe it
i DiDn't notiCe we share a sign..,,,.. that's pretty Cool
=oXO thank you so much¡¡ i really don,t know what i,d do without them¡¡¡ =oXO
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:0(The Terrors of the deepest night sooth me greatly.)
☆ I need a sKuttlebuggy so I Kan have someone else drive it around while I smash mailboxes while blasting loud musiK☆
(I am so sorry for the OOC ping, but- I had to @twistedComedy https://i.postimg.cc/vTWmSWZG/slug.jpg
=oXO saying it again because it,s so very true, i love¡¡¡¡¡ my friends¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
(they're fightiiiinggggg @gestaltCreophage #kismesissitude #violence #blood #suggestive https://i.postimg.cc/sgXC8pnZ/riv-i-guess.png
=oXO best day of my life actually =oXO
nhhh hello..,,
i'm still getting aDjusteD to sleeping in a reCuperaCoon. it's a little weirD but i think i'll get useD to it
being a lesbian pervert is the best thing that ever happeneD to me #nsfw
g-gooDnight!
:0(One day the suffering will end, and we shall celebrate by bathing in the blood of all who've cause it.) #violence
:0(I just love a man with a weak will.)
wait before you go to sleep!! can i fuck your mouth while you're sleeping? :D #nsfw
While I may be known for being rather circumventive at times, how clear do I have to be? Put me on my knees already. #Nsfw
=oXO thank you¡¡¡ i,m sure it helped¡¡ =oXO
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Anonymous querist: "Being that you are a human, it seems very interesting to see you taking up a Kismesis. How did you know it was right for you?" An interesting question. I suppose if we were to delve into the intricacies of my relationship to the concept of Kismesissitude in particular, I file it under a form of BDSM. There's passion, a respect for each other, a commitment, rules and boundaries, just as much as a more standard 'human' relationship dynamic. It just leans more towards a rivalry. Think enemies to lovers, except they never stop being enemies. Now, personally, I derive great pleasure from many vices, pain being one of them. To have someone to not only willing to be at my mercy, but also able to inflict pain onto me without all the qualms and concerns a loving partner may have, it is an easy thing. I have never been shy about being a self-proclaimed hedonist, a sadomasochist, and a lover of taboo. #BDSM #nsfw #nsfwe in case the topic is further expanded upon. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
((note to self for the future: draw the image FIRST... <- guy who has been drawing since ormici's last post and still isn't done lol))
=oXO okay i,m going to go offline for quite a while it sounds like there,s going to be a lot to manage and i,m not going to be able to also focus on chittr¡¡¡ wish me luck¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
✦Gϕt why dϕ I even bϕther playing fps games. My aim is hϕrrendϕus. I’m better ϕff playing ϕther things.✦
doing a bunch of intense breeding all day means my balls sometimes requires special attention and care to help calm down after all that work. sadly i am yet to find an actual ball massager to do the job #nsfw
☆ you Know those east alternian Kartoons? It’s Kinda liKe that☆
it's 2026 and people are still surprised by how much a girl with balls the size of a fist cums #nsfw
tall women don't be afraid to be a bottoms. i'm not scared of climbing mountains #nsfw
OH, aamaazing job, if I maay saay so, my liege
THis humaan wine stuff is not baad. DRinkking it from aa googly eye aadorned cup aadds laargely to the aappeaal #substaances
if (h(how ruled the underworld, she would be (h(hthoni(
I turned her into a soyjack she deserved it #vagueposte
=oXO this is exactly it''' trolls and humans seem to be the only animals that even really care about wearing much of anything¡ you could dress up a purrbeast if you wanted, but they don,t generally do it themselves you know¿ =oXO
OH, I aam glaad to heaar thaat
YEs, thaat does sound likke it could be the reaason. PLeaase, go aacquire the sustenaance if you haave not done so aalreaady
alright @truthfulcarnie ive finished your grubcream with gummi cholerbears!!! i'm sending it your way in 3...2...1...... ==> jade: teleport the treat into the void (with a spoon too ofc)
Hm. After careful consideration, I would like to present to you all something I find to be of great importance. #WizardPussy #nsfw
=oXO '''¿ why are people assuming nudity in the privacy of your own hive is #nsfw'''¿ um''' aren,t lusii always nude'''''¿¿¿¿ =oXO
I am enjoying my trip so far. As of this moment, I have: Visited a museum of the occult. Laid by a pool for a few hours while reading and sipping iced tea. Got absolutely plastered at a gay club. All in all, I'm quite excited to do it all again today. New gay club this time however. #Substances
[REPOSTED FROM HUZZFEED] "Did you know? Famous (or infamous depending on who you ask) party hostess, Zealah Durast's mansion is rumored to be made out of fallen pieces of our planets very own small pink moon?" I am here to respond to this article and corroborate that this is all very true!
♤ No Harm Done, Dear! Honestly, I Really Would Consider It But I'm Trying To Be A Little Less Lewd #Nsfw ♤
♤ Not The Way You're Probably Thinking, Though I'd Be Open To The Idea ♤
♤ Actually... Would Anyone Even Be Surprised To Learn That I Have A Submissive Side? Would Anyone Care? #Nsfw ♤
:0(I am admittedly shocked to learn how many hadn't heard of me here... I suppose it is a big planet!)
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7HaNk yŌōŌōŌu... I 7hInK I7 iS... cŌōŌōŌnSiDeReD A LiGh7 Mu7a7iŌōŌōŌn...
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= I was convinced that I should make a chittr account. = Hopefully I don't regret it.
✦Whϕa I didn’t expect tϕ have 3 whϕle fϕllϕwers after ϕnly just making this accϕunt.✦
just recommend me to any other void stuck people you meet!! i'll run and make your treat!
=oXO awawa thank you so much¡ you seem very nice yourself¡¡ =oXO
OH, thaat does sound quite delightful. IT must haave been, to kkeep you up so laate. GOodlight, I do hope you haallucinaate vividly of things most deaar to you
YOu kknow, I kknew not likking others waas much eaasier, then I didn't need to listen to them. BUt aalright, I will do it
YEaah... YOu aare both right, but fuuuuuuuuuckk
=oXO ''' kind of already missing carrying someone there was something very comfortable about having someone on my back''' awawa maybe i,m just missing work¿ carrying heavy objects is what i,ve been doing my whole life so it makes sense that i would want to carry things' she wasn,t very heavy for her height, though'''' oh maybe i can cook something¡ she can clearly already bite so she can probably eat =oXO
=oXO to the one singular person who said im a goner (i saw that¡¡¡¡¡) guess who LIVED¡¡¡¡ and has two new friends =:) to everyone else i hope you have a nice day and had a good night because aside from getting attacked (it was a misunderstanding¡ and neither of us expected the uninvited guest who still won,t tell me their name to go for her¡¡¡ defending me¡¡¡¡¡¡ apparently they,re friends and she does this a lot so they,re used to shutting her down awawa) i had a good one¡¡ i have friends irl now yaaaayyy #vagueposting #gore #blood tagging just in case¡ #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/d359723d52d0d01f460f7b7a58ce2064/29fd86a8332713dc-eb/s1280x1920/038fd2ce5b7c17895814bd29088ca2477ebd1715'png =oXO
THe hunger consumes me. AAnd by thaat, I meaan I should go cookk. THe issue, you see, aarises when we taakke into aaccount thaat - aand this might come aas aa shockking revelaation - I don't waant to
what would you like? think do me as your space waitress bringing you little snacks
☆ https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpKinpatch☆
꒰how would history change if troll john f kennedy was killed by registeel꒱
more scr33chies! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6419b905fba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29527f9fd5b8.png #pounceart
1f 1 had a caegar for the number of t1mes th1s happened 1n one event, 1d have 2 caegars. 1ts not much, but 1ts crazy that the bulge grab has happened tw1ce now #nsfw
And here I didn't believe it were possible for her to be cute. #vagueposting so very vagueposting.
꒰IFORGOT I HAD 1 HOUR OF SILENCE OCCASIONALLY INTERRUPTED BY METAL PIPE ON IN ANOTHER TAB AND I JUST SPILLED MY MONSTER ALL OVER MY SWEATER FUUUCCCKKKKK꒱
"If yoU gaze long enoUgh into the abyss. The abyss gazes back at yoU." A phrase that might soUnd very foreboding at first! BUt. The reality is. The abyss is fUll of friends! DUmbo octopi! Tripod fish! CUsk eels! Sea pigs! Basket stars! NUmeroUs mollUsks and crUstaceans! So many animals make their home in the abyssopelagic zone and beyond. It is a sUrprisingly lively place!・・・𝛾
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
JOINED ▲ POLYCULE WITH TWO HIGHBLOODS ▲ND THE PURPLE S▲ID 'DIBS' #WH▲TD▲TME▲N #SUGGESTI▼E
꒰every protein bar is called something like “double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch” and tastes like clay and sawdust꒱
I aam staarting to observe aa trend - I should shut the fuckk up when I aam tired (well, more thaan usuaal), the laackk of filter aat such times is aabsolutely terrible
my panties shiver in fear whenever i throb :B #nsfw
=oXO just realised i totally missed the word "below" oops''' i just woke up that,s my excuse awawa =oXO
=oXO if 5,4" was average i don,t think we,d have trolls over 10 ft tall''''' but thank you¡ and it,s very true¡ =oXO
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𑁤𖹭Lજ 𝖋ᴗ☾K 𖥔𑁤୧R୧ 𑁤AS N୧꒦୧R ɞ୧୧N ANજ𖥔𑁤IN୨ ᰔ𖹭R୧ R୧AL 𖹭R 𖥔Rᴗ୧R 𖥔𑁤AN 𖥔𑁤IS IᰔA୨୧ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
=oXO i,m so happy each time i see someone shorter than im so glad =oXO
yeah that might not work for you. especially depending on the potential fuel type. gosh.
did i really ju$t f0rget that mel0dy? naw, nana, bbananana, nanananananana
gosh. theres no obvious generator or anything?
what if instead of pailing season it was called railing season and we all built railways together? #nsfw
[wow]~[i]~[didn't]~[realize]~[what]~[time]~[it]~[was...]~[good]~[light]~[everyone!!]~[see]~[you]~[in]~[9-ish]~[hours]~[i]~[guess!]~[(✿◡‿◡)]
<333 i appreciate iiit thank yooou god My face hurts froM all this sMiling
i Wanna ansWr questions but also i aM trying not to be #desprate for intraction and also iM #boring so its finnne My feelings aren't hurt at all
oops My hand slipped #nsfW https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5888.png
they're cancelling eachothr out lol https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/Screenshot_20260519-172112.ChroMe.png
iM gunna do one of those pinned chit thingies uhhh hey iM Weevil (apparently thats a funny naMe to aliens or soMething) iM a softWare enginer and i do stuff??? fuck Man i duhnno iM not intresting dMs open or Whatevr ((OOC: WARNING THIS CHARACTER IS A BIG BLANK SLATE ! i aM Making stuff up as i go bc uhhhh its More fun that Way asdfghh)) https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5871.jpeg
[+] nah i'm here too. just not as onLine as i'd Like to be
I SEE YOU I SEE YOU!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE YIPEEEE
i sWear soMetiMes i think iM the only crulean on hre besides those arachnid ladies (no offense)
karaoke would be fun...!
Take a song lyric and replace a single word with "Penis" The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once, you son of a bitch I'm the best that's ever been, " he played
🌲https://i,,,p◉^◉stimg,,,cc/NMcdZdg1/20260519-170618,,,jpg rate my setup,,,🌲
@flIghtybrOAd hAd yEt AnOthEr qUEstIOn fOr mE "wOUld yOU dEscrIbE thE sIgnIfIcAncE Of thE mythOlOgIcAl rEAlm "EchOsIdE" As It rElAtEs tO thE dArk cArnIvAl?" Oh my, EchOsIdE, hOw Odd yOU knOw sUch tErm! It Is An AltErnAtE tErm UsEd In vEry AncIEnt bOOks Of thE clUrch, UsUAlly As An AltErnAtE trAnslAtIOn Of thE tErm fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl. typIcAlly thIs wOUld bE rEstrIctEd tO bOOks Of thE fIrst rIng, thE EArlIEst Of thE thrEE rIngs by whIch wE cAtEgOrIzE OUr hOly bOOks. I knOw Of nO dIffErEncE bEtwEEn thE twO mysElf thOUgh. ApOlOgIEs If thAt wAs A tAd bIt Of A lEtdOwn frIEnd :( https://fOrms.glE/4pzdfmn4wtO93ssz9
X Thank uuu x
The Board had found their way to Chittr. How had they, some questioned. Only the Board knew. and the Board knows what it/they needs to know. #thescript
Chitter found themselves in a downward spiral. Left, and right, no matter where you turned there was something going wrong. Something that will go wrong. Now, it was a battle between two Doctors and their affiliates. Neither force is evil, yet one force is only for the destruction of another. They are two minds, two sides of chess, yet both players are white. Their pawns are few, but their pawns are trusted. #thescript
>>| https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_034.png #nsfw
🐾what job did the frog have at the hotel? why, the lil critter was a 'bellhoP'! x) hehe,
>>| .i can't find .any nearby circuses to visit. most .of them .are too far from my hive .or .i'm too lazy to get there. but .i will get my ticket. .i want to remember the .old times, the time .i saw beautiful performance by purplebloods.
THANK YOU. MAY MESSIAHS BLESS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SOUL.
X Lillya and I are officially dating nowwwwww 🎉🎉🎉🎉 x
IVE been FINALLY TAKING CARE of my PERSONAL LIFE. LIVING ISOLATED for SO LONG kinda RUINED my PERCEPTION OF TROLLS and made me FUCK UP my LAST DATE, but i guess it went GREAT. :o3c
xx_REEDDDD_HAWWTTTTTt_xx
one time i was playing among us in VR and i have a habit of singing to myself when I'm busy doing tasks in that game. and i had been playing in that lobby for awhile so the other players had picked up on the fact that I did that. So when the Imposter killed me and I suddenly went silent, everyone immediately knew I was dead and descended upon my body like vultures to catch the culprit.
AAh, thaat is most regrettaable, indeed... MAaay some good fortune soon come your waay
WHATS UP my MIRTHFUL BROTHERS, SISTERS and SIBLINGS?
WOuld it be too much trouble to venture out of the void, someplaace less lonely?
Why, I can be if you want. And trust me, I love a good biting...
I TRIED THIS DRESS THE OTHER DAY!!! My, I love a good dress! Hope you love it too! Don't mind the, er, "flowers"... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3ad1a89a0f9.jpg
there are good thinngs. there are always good thinngs. annd youu are onne of them.
JUst once, I would likke to be held. TEnderly, not by the neckk, I would likke to claarify #violencemention #violence
ForciNNg her face iNN my armpit while I'm strokiNNg her pathetic bulge aNNd makiNNg fuNN of it #NNsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ my human-sona sorry if this is offensive idk if humans can have hair colors like this https://files.catbox.moe/6degko.png ]
KIsmeses aare greaat aand aall, but - aand excuse my wording here, but it is well deserved - fuckking shit, I would prefer not to haave to waash blood from my clothes #violence #blood
im a very bad liar
most people are asleep right now so no one's gonna hear me say that i use rose's panties to goon #nsfw
☆ I love listening to loud ass musiK I need my palmhusK to stop warning me about hearing loss I ain’t losing shjt☆
sometimes aradia likes my #nsfw posts and i start throbbing so much i feel light headed
out on my usual breeding spree and this girl just gifted me a cock ring with a whole diamond on it?? it's the size of my fist!! #nsfw
WHaat is love?
baby dont hurtt meee dont hurt meee no more
THaat would definitely be preferaable. I do hope you caan find your peaace soon
OH, thaat is most unfortunaate. AAre you unhaarmed?
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, well, i dont really get to play out any real trades when i use my solo variant rules.... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but yes + i play TONS of my board games alone + there is NOTHING wrong with that!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
What would you do if you woke up and one day you just had an extra hand on your left arm. What would you even do?
sAdLy cAn’t sNeAk aRoUnD At nIgHt, My aSs cLaPs tOo mUcH #nSfW Meow
Pardon me Gordon's perhaps this is just a "visual bug" on my end but have verified badges gone invisible for anyone else?
I even attended 0ne 0f their mirthful partie$ 0nce! There wa$ actually a l0wbl00d 0n the wall but every0ne wa$ $aying he crucified him$elf, which wa$ kinda 0dd! 0ther than that I had a w0nderful time!
☀︎ᯓI D☆ h☆pE Y☆U CaN ExPeRiEnCe tHiS AgAiN S☆MeDaYᯓ☾
⋆♤˚⟡˖ "What Do You Do If You Want Someone To Hate You, But You Feel Something Closer To… Admiration For Them?" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ #advice Great Question! First You Have To Figure Out If This Admiration Is Of A #red Or #black Variety. Is This An Admiration Of Their Actions And Character? Or Is It Of Their Physical Prowess? If You Think About The Reasons For Your Feelings Do They Feel Like Your Chest Aches In Want Or Is There A Bubbling In The Pit Of Your Stomach? Either Way, Don't Be Afraid To Explore This Feeling Within Your Sponge. Sit With It, Allow Yourself To Be Alone With Your Thoughts, Do They Fill You With Joy Or Turmoil? There Is No Reason Why You Cannot Admire Someone In A Pitch Way. And Truly, If You Do Desire Something Red, Think.. Why Can You Not Vacillate A Bit? The #quadrants Are Not Straight Lines But Blurred Edges, The Paint Will Seep Between The Cracks Because That Is Simply What Happens When You Trust Someone With Your Soul. ♠ #quadrantconundrums ♥
I l0ve hanging ar0und purplebl00d$, they're ju$t $0 funny! L0ve th0$e cl0wn$! H0nk 0r whatev$
✨ I have been informed by someone, a masquerade was happening. Unfortunately, I did not attend this event. Due to time constraints. flattered, that you all want to assume my identity little monsters. #outglutmasquerade #stopimblushing ✨
I aam just now reaalising I might be overdoing it with the pledging myself to follow others here. AAs it staands, I caannot possibly reliaably fulfill every single one of those oaaths. AAnd why do I feel so compelled to follow others aanywaay? IT's not likke I'm getting aanything out of it, is it? AAre there aany follower benefits?
OH waait, something is coming baackk! I thinkk I aam remembering things!
OH my, very well then. I shaall then believe you to be my luckky staar
SEe, this is quite straange... BUt it would seem my communicaation device is completely devoid of aany sort of contaacts. DAaamn, I must've been aa joy to be aaround if exaactly zero people waanted me to haave aan option to contaact them. EIther thaat, or I haave somehow maanaaged to wipe it cleaan. PErhaaps it waas me who waanted to become unreaachaable by the trolls I kknow... HOw straange... WEll, be thaat aas it maay, fret not! I found civilisaation! THaankk you for kkeeping me compaany, your kkindness haas been noted aand caataalogued for laater reference
OKkkaay, so it's just more trees. And aalso likke aall the waater in the world. I haave no clue how I got here. I thinkk I need to caall the troll 112. Or whoever you contaact in such situaations
AAlso, waasn't it aabout time to sleep for you, young person? I thought you were hitting the recuperaacoon (PLeaase, note the plaayfully reproaachful tone)
ALso, it is very wet here
WHaat aare you, aa blessing in disguise? GIve me aa moment to gaather my beaarings, so faar I caan only see big, gaangly trees
BUt I do find myself in possession of aall the limbs, so I would aargue thaat is aa win
I just nxw realised I've never dxne nxne xf thxse hxrnypxsts I see sx xften... Sx I best try... Ahem... I wish xne day tx have the xppxrtunity tx hxld a dame's hand... I fantasize abxut drxpping my blazer xver a puddle sx she cxuld keep her feet dry... ...Ahhh!!! It's txx filthy!!! I can't cxntinue!!! X((( #NSFW #NSFWE !!!!!!!!!
everyone's talking about how "trolls can't get pregnant" have clearly not seen my work with terezi #nsfw
i'm too in heat to be gentle today. whoever i find next will need a five day recovery period before their legs are able to stand again #nsfw
I alsoo didn't knoow unless that rumoor started spreading. Thanks
INNtroductioNN chit, for like the few boZZZZos out there that doNN't kNNow who I am. NName's Exiato Decker! I ruNN club Decker iNN my aNNcestor's old power statioNN or whatever. A lot of people tell me that's NNot its purpose but big whoop! It's miNNe NNow, aNNd I've decided that its NNew purpose is beiNNg a sweet locatioNN for parties, raves aNNd everythiNNg that comes with it. Place is always packed, DM me if you waNNNNa be oNN the guest list. I used to be a real bitch but NNew sweep NNew me. I got like, better, okay? We all did shit we regret aNNd I decided to sweep that shit uNNder the rug aNNd cleaNN up my act. If you come at me about old stuff I'll bite you. To the smarty paNNts that keep iNNsistiNNg oNN usiNNg my aNNcestor's old lab for research; fuck off!!! That's my crib. My pad. I haNNg out there aNNd shit, so I doNN't waNNt smelly NNerds walkiNNg arouNNd beiNNg all like 'erm, aXhually'. Whatever dude! I got off track but yeah. I'm hella aNNd I love makiNNg NNew pals to go craZZZZy with. Just doNN't harsh my vibe. Here's a pic of me chilliNNg. https://file.gardeNN/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/image0.pNNg
Here's the list oof very peculiar #nsfw headcanoons aboout me i goot in a moonth and half that i've been oon chittr: 1) I have multiple bulges 2) I have rumblespheres and noot oonly that they're alsoo huge 3) I goot @coonsequentlyOoblique trooll pregnant Moore too coome please stay tuned
•° they hate me because ! chugged f!ve m*nster energ!es and crashed my scuttlebuggy !nt* the!r h!ve #mybad
floating around peeking through peoples dream bubbles and discovering weird memories is so fun!
c< fucK it, we ball i dO declare, tHat #MypresideNt /NO/, #OurpresideNt @baracKObaMa NOw Has tHe pOwer Of #yuri aNd Has iNHerited tHe title, Of INfi, its great aNd terrible streNgtH is at yOur cOMMaNd, yadda yadda, dO witH it wHat yOu will, sir! O7 #pOwerOfyuri >c
Making our interns practice pratfalling face-first into pies, for when scareholders visit the offices. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana
Personally, I have become a daywalker since coming to Pomon. The transition is hard but you get used to the slight tingling sensation of the sun's rays. Some never do though, and I pity them. #DaylightGrind - MC Oleana
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
>>| rest .in piece @archiveaddict, you did good there. you made #yaoi real.
#casey
I really don't understand any of these weird contests goin' on. Are you all doin' this in vivo? Or is this some sorta, like, simulation kinda deal? Like Risk(tm) or somethin'?
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/4JLBDUYSaOMPYND0iWeSWQ?si=7b1f16fe9f8349be_xx
among us was fun wish i was there longer
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1501293602117128263/images.png?ex=69fb8c1f&is=69fa3a9f&hm=06fc99931fdf178d50f14779bb208ad92ca8f03c1d54f452d7685ddefe02e9d0& #nsfw
☆ dude there was a fight and an explosion at the gala shit was gas☆
☆ dude they got oinKbeasts in a blanKet at this bitch this rich people shit roKKs☆
☆ I dunno what these deviled egg things are but they fuKKin roKK☆
☆ we're up baby i fuKKin love gambling☆
c< sleep well! >c
☆~𖦹 I hope you get some nice rest and pleasant dreams :) 𖦹~☆
Mama told me what I should know/ Too much candy gonna rot your soul/ If she loves you, let her go!/ Cuz love only gets you down! #lyricposting #lollipop
the camera work is great but don't act like your good looks don't deserve equal credit here!!! :D
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
omg you're so hot!!
<<"n-not yet, but, um, if i ever am, i'll let you know...">>
<<"s-sometimes i'm kitty,, sometimes i'm puppy,, we are not the same,,,">>
⚇ Suffering (of Saint Jakill the Killrage) 24:4 ⚇ "A THOUSAND CUTS, MOTHERFUCKER! TAKE MY FLESH, MY FINGERS, MY BONES AND IT WON'T BE ENOUGH TO PUT MY FREAK ASS DOWN! YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE IT? YOU THINK I'M DONE? NOT A GOD DAMN CHANCE- WICKED CLOWNS *NEVER* DIE!" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse
She hates me but won't block me. Trolls, is this flirting?
ssomeone cheaatiing on troll megaan the sstaalliion iiss craazy, btw. whaat do you meaan you woke up aand aaren't thiinkiing of her 24/7?
♰ my personal stock of incense is running low.. im going to have to find another craftsman soon enough ♰
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 -`♡´-⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I 𑁤A꒦୧ 𖥔𑁤୧ P𖹭⩊୧R 𖹭𝖋 𖥔𑁤୧ P୧N AND I ⩊ILL ᰔAK୧ I𖥔 ୧꒦୧Rજ𖹭N୧*S PR𖹭ɞL୧ᰔ (✿◠ᴗ◠) 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/જ𖹭ᴗR%20PR𖹭ɞL୧ᰔ!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𝖋୧୧D A ᰔAN A 𝖋IS𑁤, 𝖋ᴗ☾K 𑁤Iᰔ 𝖋𖹭R A DAજ #NS𝖋⩊ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
fuuuck i hate when she spits bars
it's most certainly a good thing that my cellular device has not once lost battery! and that it accesses this webbedsite without a browser! and that it is providing both me and my captain with cell service in what is most likely a dead zone!!!!!! this is PROBABLY FINE. #GRATEFUL even!
== machine that... kisses boys... ==
if you're a lowblood at #fig↔tnig↔t and your outfit ↔as any exposed skin just know t↔at i will be looking disrespectfully~ #nsfw
we got aLbert einstein over here hoLy shit
humans reaLLy invented a drink caLLed "monster" just for it to taste Like shit and have the same caffeine LeveLs as troLL tap sLudge Lmao
== ohhhhhhh... ==
== i have a confession... i have no idea what a femcel actually is. ==
#ALPHASTRATEGY. CALL YOUR UNDERLINGS BY THE WRONG NAME. TAG THE WRONG ONE IN A PHOTO. TO STOKE JEALOUSY. COMPETITION. AND OTHER BENEFICIAL KILLER INSTINCTS. AMONG THE CONCUBINES OF YOUR HAREM. ALSO WORKS ON YOUR SHITHEAD BOSS.
∻What s☢me pe☢ple d☢n't kn☢w is that these g☢ggles aren't just f☢r making me l☢☢k c☢☢l as fuck. They're prescripti☢n.∻
wro+e a song for +he firs+ +ime in a li++le while
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ok now let'S ramp it up and play 4 more simultaneously
you should play some like really overstimulating videos i think that would be awesome for you
Desperately gorging myself on my friend's salt-lick that they left laying around for their Lusus in an attempt to damage my swollen thinkpan more than it already has been.
'm rentin' out tha' weddin' dress soon. @_@''
× I Remember WVhy I Stopped Drawving.. Howv Should I Evven Drawv This Person. She's So Pretty.. Hm.. #vvague ×
Spyder Jeorge, who works in the Statistical Outlier Department and logs 1000 hours a week, is a time anomaly payroll somehow missed. #Layoffs - MC Oleana
Old ladies at antique stOres call me pleasant and a delight tO talk tO :O3
✨🍭🕷️ Check this out 🔮 <- my orb 🕷️🍭✨
found a snapjawbeast skull in my travels around the planet and ive decided to take it so i can add it to my collection :)
i'm going to pull up my big girl pants and go get some stuff done. see you all soon!
As the sunlight encroaches on the horizon, the time nears for us to rest. May your dreams be healing and your sleep fulfilling. You will rise stronger than the day before and you will be able to realize your ambitions so long as you strive for them and keep up the hard work. Rest well.
Whoeverr keeps sendin' bombs t' otherr trrolls via courrierr. Stop it. Use th' damn drrone courrierrs instead. Yerr gonna hurrt someone.
... do not join the matesprit island. come to my island where i will be holding a raucous hunt instead. SHITBLOODS apply below. :o)
[|||] diiidn't realize theeere were hot laaatex clooowns now,,, maaaybe theeey were alwaaays around buuut i diiidn't notiiice??? i reeeally got a get a neeew clooown outfit, i still remeeember the old facepaaaint my clooown friends used to dooo on meee when i was yooounger~ high tiiime i made a cooomeback to beeeing down wiiith the clooown, my lusus caaan't stooop me nooow~
guess i should post a selfie, huh? :) #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85f19421b3a4.png
Idk what 3v3ryon32 b33f with Trollbama i2 but if any of you touch a hair on hi2 h3ad I am liabl3 to cra2h th3 fuck out
☆~𖦹 I plan on visiting the human skull collection later today. It sounds like a must-visit place for a trip. I was told the people here would be akin to demons, but I'm yet to meet too many who match that exact description 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I am in a human city by the name of "Paris". It is a little scary, but also rather silly. The cuisine you mentioned sounds nice! 𖦹~☆
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Buy Your Gimmick Shirts At Hell Topic, Do Not Make Me Embroider Two Shitty Howlbeasts Onto Your Overpriced T-shirt.
i am reading a.gamer magzine so I can connect with mytimmy
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I need to recupe or something, haven't slept in a proper one in a while... ]
AWESOME SAUCE.
Why cant you h3ar wh3n th3 Pt3rodactyl i2 u2ing th3 bathroom? Cau23 th3 P i2 2il3nt
THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO. #YUMYUMYUM
:33< the kitty
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