Dave "Queer" Strider
@turndeadGodthriller
idk its dave the og yapper and im unc now or whatever + honorary medigo also the original queer the first one the rest are arguably worse sequels
actually scratch that last post consider this post an official challenge to try and kidnap me [attached is a photo of dave "queer" strider posed with his scarlet ribbitar]
🜏 u wanna bɛ iinvolvɛd so badddddd iif u wan♱ a♱♱ɛn♱iion maybɛ u xould liikɛ do somɛ♱hiing aboo♱ ii♱ iins♱ɛad of wha♱ɛvɛrr ♱hiis iis lmfao ♅
good thing ya cant kidnap me im a slippery little fuck plus i have important shit to do maybe
idk i might not have important shit to do actually but its better to assume that i do i think
you can fucking try ill fight back i got my scarlet ribbitar on me
i just got online so im going to pretend everything is normal and fine
god damn it just spilled juice all over myself
i will fucking hose you down with the sugariest drink ever leaving you soaking wet and sticky all over and it will get in your eyes too
ngl listening to music gets so much better when you dont care about what people might think about your music taste
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couldnt handle the strider style like most eridans
theyre putting woke in the water
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 no one wants to hear about your 'sopor slime-infested earthwater dip'shit ^^^^^^^^^^
THEY PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE WATER THAT MAKES ME PEE.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 ok well whatever the opposite of sopor slime is then ૮×ﻌoა 💬 because woke i's the opposite of sleep ^^^^^^^^^^
I KNEW something in it was making me need to whizz all the time!
waking up with feathers in your mouth dont even ask how
Dave if you don't elaborate I'm going to assume you had a night of passion with your sprite counterpart.
i dont even know where davepeta is for that to happen and im just about as confused as you it just happened okay
hey isnt today like hatsune mikus birthday
Holy SHIT you're right.
man this song is so good but fuck 8-3
the most ive been able to do is s rank it but not p rank cause fucking 74,000 style
do yall think i can make mozzarella sticks in like 10 minutes
oh and kar is here too
what is it strilonde hour or something
fighting a fish is all fun and games until they almost hope blast your head right off your shoulders
you ever fought a fish before
yeah im not dead btw plus i look less chopped now
always make sure to check your karkats nest in case theyve laid an egg
THE FACT THIS IS A THING THAT TROLLS CAN DO IN MY TIMELINE #IMSOFUCKINGSCAREDRN
anyone need more dave
theyre conversing its beautiful