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these clockwork guys gotta get a new bit if they kidnap someone and the reaction from the vast majority of people watching the feed is now "damn it happened again." #cw-kidnapping

I'm calling Jade.

H4V3N'T WORN TH1S 1N 4G3S.... HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/CCFD443783BB.PNG #S3LF13

W)(ale I guess i'm just gonna sit )(ere till t)(ings are fixed. I'm just a fis)( I don't t)(ink I can play in t)(e world cracking god fig)(t, )(a)(a...
you’re rotating him in your mind i’m rotating him in my microwave get real

i used to do a lot more sfw posts lol :P

ROBOTS ARE HOT.

from 'its me jade!!': "hi john!! i love you!! :D" aww, hi jade!! i love you too! #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6

S)(ello everyone!!!! Once again reminding you all to )(ave a nice )(-eel-t)(y breakfast, take your meds if you )(ave t)(em, drink plenty of water and make s)(ore to get outside tonig)(t! I )(ope everyone slept w)(ale too! Mwamwamwamwamwamwa~.

ohhhhh good point! i think that could happen if i really caught myself off guard with how hard it is. but might be a lil difficult

idk i never tried to do it *that* hard....

streeetching

i still feel like i would kill a dress by the way

IS IT OKAY TO SAY.. I JUST WANNA BE HOLD AND FEEL COMFORTED…?

I Personally, Would Never Be Evil

evil laika...

good

ehehehe paws at you paws at you paws at you

morning, chittr.

aruff...

all daves are my besties.

It's Nice Having Someone Over To Just Rant Too
I have started the process of raising a child. Not a literal one. Heavens no. Just a little simulated petthing.

need my egg

I don't think I could deal with more than a couple me's or you's at a time

IT'S SO FUCKING RED, JEGUS CHRIST. IT'S LIKE THE BOWL OF FRUIT PUNCH GOT YEETED ACROSS THE ROOM

Yes that's the one I talked with, didn't seem the most out together in some ways but neither am I. Still, it's an option.

Talking with another version of me on the idea of transmutation, seems rather painful but would probably work. I'll table it.

i think ruins are nicer than intact buildings a ruin has already proved its worth you can sit in it without being expected to do anything in particular it is very relaxing 0u0 #ruins #decay #existentialism #unreality #deathimagery

Look how majestic.

woof. woof. fuck you.

I think I should move.

Holy SHIT you're right.

Reading fanfiction is not embarrassing and I'm tired of people acting like it is.

you get me like no other

yea i think you could pull it off

Strilonde hour then, neat.

I'M NOT A STRILONDE BUT I'M HERE TOO. (:B

Don't think I've done any drinking today yet. #substance

its the small steps, sis

I keep getting interested in people after interacting for a couple hours, might just be touch starved or maybe I just keep getting lucky.

Having memories of something I never lived is strange.

ok sorry for the cussing but great GOOGLY MOOGLY things are chaotic today!


Mood.


Wife is getting me breakfast, life is good.

Hi little guy! Sidra you can ignore him he is a potentially-sentient autoresponder built by Dirk. Not sure why he's on Dave's account but the world has many mysteries doesn't it?

MORNIN' DAVE.
\ - >< - / \ = >< = / \ ! >< ! /

B33 < *ac yowls and wails and hisses but does nyactually have to get up and leave their cozy spot befur 10 am*

1'M GONN4 T4K3 4 N4P.

ok juinior

not coffee but i respect your solid ass choice orders on the way [timelines traversed. an ice cold glass of aj awaits you on the nearest available surface.]
Maybe I'm not even really a woman anymore but a far more sinister, even gayer thing...

I NEED TO GO. VOMIT.

i need him fucking dead.

i been cooped up too long i feel like imma explode into smithereens looney toon style #gore #body-horror #horror

this reads as if u aint meowbeast-brained every light

i hope me saying i love my friends so often isnt annoying!! i just need them to know this all the time is the thing

:33< im the cutest lil kitty mew efur did s33

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!

toon logic heists must go hard. all you have to do to break someone out of jail is have someone they don't find attractive flirt with them. boom instant wall hole.

to be clear im not judging tho live your submissive truths #nsfw

it's very rude how many people take pictures of my bulge while i'm out without even coming up and asking to suck it #nsfw

wahoo!

Yes?

i was gonna do a joke poll where i ask if people are doms or subs but look at yall we already know the majority answer #nsfw

I can wholeheartedly confirm that it IS possible to feel cute aggression from a Chittr profile picture.

I might st★rt doing fish puns. Th★t might be fun.

o| HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/vSf4kB-FsZm?sI=Z_AmDfSpA_946eGb |O

I love my lover so so so so so so so so much

blowing a kiss to the sky for my friends

i feel like a wife waiting for her husband to return from war sometimes. but my husband is my motivation to finish my projects.

i l0ve my l0ver

starting to feel like a mom with how much cooking for others i do. hehehe.

You're stuck to the failures of your life Marred with the sorrows of your strife And time it waits for no one It heals them when you die And soon you are forgotten A whisper within a sigh #lyricsposting

Those aren't red flags, those are fun facts about me they just so happen to seem like red flags I would never lie about this.

i simultane0usly l0ve hate pitty and meditate that stupidly cute arachnid

It's so fucking green.

women <3 men <3 nonbinary <3 fluid <3 everything else <3 fuck you everyone's hot :)

How do you take your hot cocoa? What do you put in/on it?

pepsi and lager beer

Coke Zero, Vanilla Coke Zero, or plain water.

morning.

HOLY FUCK I'M LATE TO 10K KULL!!!!!!!!!!

HEY DAVE.

Perhaps You Should Get Some Rest, It Might Be Best For Your Health.

Yawn. ^ Hint that I am tired.

my g0al is t0 start medium l0ud c0mm0ti0n ahem r0b0t titties #nsfw #thatsitthatsthep0st

Yes. They are as follows: Sup, bro.

B33 < yeah ive b33n there dude i f33l you

I Suppose That Is Fair, I Will Keep This In Mind And Draw Up Some Boundaries. I Will Also Ask Her To Do The Same.
I cannot stand employment. I want nothing more than to be home with my cat.

Fear not; you are not giving off Kankri vibes.
:<< <Being a massshed up little freak isssn't ssso bad, Though I wisssh there were more to do, I sssuppossse I ssshould attempt to make more Furendsss.

Oh they finally got out of there? Well send them my regards I would love to catch up with them sometime.

My escapades have come to an end, as I have safely returned from my holiday.
❄︎☟︎☜︎ 📂︎💧︎❄︎ 📄︎🖳︎📄︎🗄︎ 💣︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ ☟︎✌︎💧︎ 👌︎☜︎☜︎☠︎ ✌︎👍︎☟︎✋︎☜︎✞︎☜︎👎︎📬︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎😐︎😐︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 👌︎☜︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💧︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☼︎☞︎🕆︎😐︎ 💧︎🕆︎👌︎☺︎☜︎👍︎❄︎💧︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 😐︎☜︎✌︎☼︎☠︎☜︎👎︎ ✌︎ ☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎☜︎✌︎💧︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 💧︎☟︎⚐︎🕆︎😐︎👎︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎📬︎ ☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💣︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎ 😐︎⚐︎☠︎☝︎☜︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎📬︎📬︎📬︎✍︎

my #humansona #sevendraws @turndeadGodthriller https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/gf766.png

thinking daeve stider again, im thinking about making a humansona based on him
it is dry and pretty!!! #mygreenhair!!!! :)!!
:<< <Davesss are cool too, I've yet to m33t one I didn't like.
:<< <Out of curiosssity, what animal would you be?

I didn't play the mass psychosis game, wouldn't know!
:<< <Thank you! I like your ssshadesss, they're alssso pretty cool.
:<< <I will k33p tabsss on thisss individual.
:<< <You alssso interacted with that individual who ssspeaksss in wingdingsss?
No, not at all. Then again, mine have no room to talk.

PROB4BLY? M4YB3 4 JUST D3P3ND1NG ON HOW YOU F33L 4BOUT 1T.

IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD.

#IFHEDIESHEDIES.

4LW4YS L3T YOUR B1G 4SS3D P4RTN3R S1T ON YOUR F4C3! 1F YOU D13, YOU D13. >:] #NSFW
U JUST W1SH YOU COULD H4V3 MY M4SS1V3 G1RLCOCK JOHN >:] SO J34LOUS YOU 4R3..

There Is No Way It Can Be Good For You but I Truly Don't Care

I have 8efore if that matters

i dont want to build off slim shady that aint mine to begin with lol my middle is unique enough that i dont have to worry about it much

always and forever lmao

1 S4DLY DO NOT H4V3 4 #W1Z4RDPUSSY 1 1NF4CT H4V3 4 #DR4GONPUSSY ... SORRY TO D1S4PPO1NT. #NSFW

Decent nap, 8/10. Creepypasta recommended by @neonAllnight 10/10
honestly can we just fucking kill this guy

I’m still kissing girls if anyone worried a8out that.

i g0t three of them that time. new rec0rd.

holy fuck! this is true, fossils are awesome

f0ssils are very c00l

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c82f1cd7f0201a866e02074e01899129/31841afeb089996e-a5/s1280x1920/99a1dce126cab307b6ed6ab13884b811f6ddc41d.jpg

this guy gets it

I'm fairly certain I've been high due to fucking up my medicine dosages more time than I've actually been drunk. On one occasion I remember dancing with the Hatman to Limp Bizkit. #substance

Truthfully A Classic ocarina I Will Say Overall Is Better Game But Something About This Game Is Just So Intoxicatingly Perfect For Me

Currently High And Had The Awful Idea To Play This will Post Experience As I Go https://i.postimg.cc/hlq2xb2r/pxl-20260522-181259969.jpg

I think it's time for a little nap while a creepypasta narration plays in the background.

sometimes you'll watch a speedrun of a game and the timer on the side will be in english and the game will be in german and you just have to go "this is the way things are"
1 m1ght need to 1nve5t 1n heel5. They can be u5ed 1n qu1te a few outf1t5... #fa5h1on

this is literally the first thing i see on this place. i actually dont know how to react now.


















