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MORNIN' DAVE.
\ - >< - / \ = >< = / \ ! >< ! /
B33 < *ac yowls and wails and hisses but does nyactually have to get up and leave their cozy spot befur 10 am*
1'M GONN4 T4K3 4 N4P.
ok juinior
not coffee but i respect your solid ass choice orders on the way [timelines traversed. an ice cold glass of aj awaits you on the nearest available surface.]
Mmm. I adore Dave's. I think just seeing all of your texts is making me feel better.
Your concern makes me feel warm inside.
Maybe I'm not even really a woman anymore but a far more sinister, even gayer thing...
I NEED TO GO. VOMIT.
did something happen?
i need him fucking dead.
i been cooped up too long i feel like imma explode into smithereens looney toon style #gore #body-horror #horror
this reads as if u aint meowbeast-brained every light
i hope me saying i love my friends so often isnt annoying!! i just need them to know this all the time is the thing
:33< im the cutest lil kitty mew efur did s33
never in my goddamn life have i ever met someone who pissed me off enough to miss them what the fuck
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!
toon logic heists must go hard. all you have to do to break someone out of jail is have someone they don't find attractive flirt with them. boom instant wall hole.
to be clear im not judging tho live your submissive truths #nsfw
it's very rude how many people take pictures of my bulge while i'm out without even coming up and asking to suck it #nsfw
wahoo!
Yes?
i was gonna do a joke poll where i ask if people are doms or subs but look at yall we already know the majority answer #nsfw
I can wholeheartedly confirm that it IS possible to feel cute aggression from a Chittr profile picture.
I might st★rt doing fish puns. Th★t might be fun.
o| HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/vSf4kB-FsZm?sI=Z_AmDfSpA_946eGb |O
I love my lover so so so so so so so so much
well get there!
#nsfw there must be a way to do dirty talk about nuclear physics...we literally talk about "breeding" "fertile" isotopes to make them fissile!! maybe some other harleys can help me out ._.
blowing a kiss to the sky for my friends
i feel like a wife waiting for her husband to return from war sometimes. but my husband is my motivation to finish my projects.
good!! no worries at all!
i feel like something ominous just happened but im going to ignore it!
i l0ve my l0ver
starting to feel like a mom with how much cooking for others i do. hehehe.
You're stuck to the failures of your life Marred with the sorrows of your strife And time it waits for no one It heals them when you die And soon you are forgotten A whisper within a sigh #lyricsposting
Those aren't red flags, those are fun facts about me they just so happen to seem like red flags I would never lie about this.
i simultane0usly l0ve hate pitty and meditate that stupidly cute arachnid
It's so fucking green.
ohuhm i willlook into thiSSoon S3)
he’s so cute when he’s sleeping on me like this i could stay like this forever
women <3 men <3 nonbinary <3 fluid <3 everything else <3 fuck you everyone's hot :)
How do you take your hot cocoa? What do you put in/on it?
pepsi and lager beer
Coke Zero, Vanilla Coke Zero, or plain water.
morning.
wow are you all just always horny or what #nsfw #dashwatching
>+. I GOTTA GET UP TO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIONS .+<
HOLY FUCK I'M LATE TO 10K KULL!!!!!!!!!!
HEY DAVE.
Perhaps You Should Get Some Rest, It Might Be Best For Your Health.
Yawn. ^ Hint that I am tired.
my g0al is t0 start medium l0ud c0mm0ti0n ahem r0b0t titties #nsfw #thatsitthatsthep0st
Yes. They are as follows: Sup, bro.
B33 < yeah ive b33n there dude i f33l you
I Suppose That Is Fair, I Will Keep This In Mind And Draw Up Some Boundaries. I Will Also Ask Her To Do The Same.
I cannot stand employment. I want nothing more than to be home with my cat.
Fear not; you are not giving off Kankri vibes.
:<< <Being a massshed up little freak isssn't ssso bad, Though I wisssh there were more to do, I sssuppossse I ssshould attempt to make more Furendsss.
Oh they finally got out of there? Well send them my regards I would love to catch up with them sometime.
My escapades have come to an end, as I have safely returned from my holiday.
❄︎☟︎☜︎ 📂︎💧︎❄︎ 📄︎🖳︎📄︎🗄︎ 💣︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ ☟︎✌︎💧︎ 👌︎☜︎☜︎☠︎ ✌︎👍︎☟︎✋︎☜︎✞︎☜︎👎︎📬︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎😐︎😐︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 👌︎☜︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💧︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☼︎☞︎🕆︎😐︎ 💧︎🕆︎👌︎☺︎☜︎👍︎❄︎💧︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 😐︎☜︎✌︎☼︎☠︎☜︎👎︎ ✌︎ ☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ 💣︎☜︎✌︎💧︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 💧︎☟︎⚐︎🕆︎😐︎👎︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎📬︎ ☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💣︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎ 😐︎⚐︎☠︎☝︎☜︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎📬︎📬︎📬︎✍︎
my #humansona #sevendraws @turndeadGodthriller https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/gf766.png
thinking daeve stider again, im thinking about making a humansona based on him
:<< <Davesss are cool too, I've yet to m33t one I didn't like.
:<< <Out of curiosssity, what animal would you be?
I didn't play the mass psychosis game, wouldn't know!
:<< <Thank you! I like your ssshadesss, they're alssso pretty cool.
:<< <I will k33p tabsss on thisss individual.
hOly shit is that waster daster gaster. On my timeline
:<< <You alssso interacted with that individual who ssspeaksss in wingdingsss?
No, not at all. Then again, mine have no room to talk.
PROB4BLY? M4YB3 4 JUST D3P3ND1NG ON HOW YOU F33L 4BOUT 1T.
IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD.
#IFHEDIESHEDIES.
4LW4YS L3T YOUR B1G 4SS3D P4RTN3R S1T ON YOUR F4C3! 1F YOU D13, YOU D13. >:] #NSFW
U JUST W1SH YOU COULD H4V3 MY M4SS1V3 G1RLCOCK JOHN >:] SO J34LOUS YOU 4R3..
There Is No Way It Can Be Good For You but I Truly Don't Care
I have 8efore if that matters
i dont want to build off slim shady that aint mine to begin with lol my middle is unique enough that i dont have to worry about it much
don't take it personally.
always and forever lmao
1 S4DLY DO NOT H4V3 4 #W1Z4RDPUSSY 1 1NF4CT H4V3 4 #DR4GONPUSSY ... SORRY TO D1S4PPO1NT. #NSFW
Decent nap, 8/10. Creepypasta recommended by @neonAllnight 10/10
honestly can we just fucking kill this guy
Okay we bet half on red half on black
I’m still kissing girls if anyone worried a8out that.
☞Y0u can have my Megid0 status. I have ren0unced it.
i g0t three of them that time. new rec0rd.
holy fuck! this is true, fossils are awesome
f0ssils are very c00l
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c82f1cd7f0201a866e02074e01899129/31841afeb089996e-a5/s1280x1920/99a1dce126cab307b6ed6ab13884b811f6ddc41d.jpg
this guy gets it
I'm fairly certain I've been high due to fucking up my medicine dosages more time than I've actually been drunk. On one occasion I remember dancing with the Hatman to Limp Bizkit. #substance
Truthfully A Classic ocarina I Will Say Overall Is Better Game But Something About This Game Is Just So Intoxicatingly Perfect For Me
Currently High And Had The Awful Idea To Play This will Post Experience As I Go https://i.postimg.cc/hlq2xb2r/pxl-20260522-181259969.jpg
I think it's time for a little nap while a creepypasta narration plays in the background.
sometimes you'll watch a speedrun of a game and the timer on the side will be in english and the game will be in german and you just have to go "this is the way things are"
That makes SENSE! I think.
1 m1ght need to 1nve5t 1n heel5. They can be u5ed 1n qu1te a few outf1t5... #fa5h1on
i should be hittin the cupe but i just saw soMMebody say “we got bigger dudes to kiss” instead of bigger fish to fry n now i can’t stop laughin
this is literally the first thing i see on this place. i actually dont know how to react now.