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there2 no rea2on to make a goddamn IT guy going out of hi2 way to review the circuitlatory 2y2tem. I get it. Yall want a magic man to wave hi2 bulge over the du2ty conundrum, bringing 2ma2hed bit2 of bloodpumper carrying the '2upan100%va indig100% 2trength' to live in a creepy metal doll. But thi2 i2 too far. Why me? If you plan to bring about a murderdrone to life, wouldnt a2king the guy who manufacture2 weapon2 on a daily ba2i2 better? 2hithead probably dreaming for 2omeone to talk to him already!
i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP
♯need a ♯button to ♯shoot me back to the ♯typingbox after ♯scrolling ♯chuddily
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Gog, kill this one's girlfriend.
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
Kitten I'll be honest, Daddy's about to Kill Himself #suicide #death #sad #incest
#Mymacros #Arefuckeduptoday #Suicide
My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
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NOT DA POINT!!!
i ain’t kiss n s)(ell buoy 3B-)
HadItComingForWhatHeSaidAboutTrollCanada.
I love my fans.
Troll BTS isn't called Bugs That Sing for no reason!
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
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)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
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queued! KUDOS! ❤︎
It's another guilt slip, on my Freudian trip. #lyrics
This little man is trying to guide you through the first leap. You have survived through comfort, manufactured stability led the course. It is time to take steps outwards and onwards, reach out and grasp the difficult truth.
mind if i #getinonthis
@Every other Rose. https://i.postimg.cc/02T1Dfjk/IMG-0141.jpg #rosegathering
plannin some fun shit to sponsor when we hit #3000kults stay tuned #DSTRIentertainment #DTV #sbahjcoin
Sometimes. But also a lot of other things, clearly. I have a lot going on right now, I'm running a planet. A few of them, actually.
You look sort of gaunt and haunted and offputting in a way that I enjoy. Maybe stop talking and just keep doing that part instead.
No.
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
heres round three. after this i will announce our winners. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/df/ce/33/dfce334ef5c6bb71dc2d3abb6eda20ac.jpg
I remain staunchly unmoved by the audiences pleas for the return of the bootbuckle jamboree halftime show! I remember that one scathing review that said i was plum ass at the spoons so my motivation to attempt another go is slacklustre.
We will be requiring attendees to pay a toll. To support the local economy.
Evil operations are on hold, my brother invited me to Minecraft. To the nether, my #KulTT.
Tipsy (on life and tequila). AMA, I will seek your fortune. #substance
The Improved Dawnbreak Gang will see you at #EridanwweekCon.
fuck that shit #sbahjcoin is where its at
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
Okay I Dont Mean To Pry But This Is A More Nuanced Topic Than You Think
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
much to think about
cmon man i kno u see this... #WearTheRobes #OrIWontCome #2EridanWeek
rodger from down the street died. funeral tomorrow. he leaves behind a beautifuk family 😂😂😂
They should add group chats to this site, I think.
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I'VE BEEN INFORMED THAT (AT LEAST IN *MY* CASE) I SHOULD LOOK INTO WHAT HUMANS CALL "AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER." WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
:33< girl im about to tell mew about strap ons and its gonna rock mewre world
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
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Context is important. :) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253543837691809856/1486847549670162535/Untitled6_20260326175948.png?ex=69c6fe30&is=69c5acb0&hm=35059d7b27905f23dba63a2d7dec15abb0005e15bafd22aa0f6ee8b65d7eda0e&
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I let them hit because it's fun. #nsfw
(fuck my ex )(ubbie (?) (r we still married??) is on )(ere wtf do i do fuck fuck fuck fuck) #fuck (i t)(ot t)(at guy was dead)
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
shawty lemme hit cuz of my whimsical and cherubic nature #blessed
hhh… hhhrhj… hhedhhk..///..
sweet bro and hella jeff
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
My creation has come to life @hellaJeff Or well part of it has. One singular characters who is probably a rando cosplaying as Hella Jeff but still how fucking cool is this. Hi.
// ooc vagueposting SUCKS. ic vagueposting is funny as hell. talk to your rpers if you have an issue
(( he's not gonna post it himself but here's the thank-you lucky charm clover made for @archiveAddict :) https://i.imgur.com/4IHLRH7.png
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/three.jpg amirite
USE #NSFW MY LITTLE CLOWN
You will be shamed on our account within three days time.
there definitely are ways to have the discussion in character but im like. omfgggg yall r annoyingggggg.
we cannot be having discussions about "dont be mad about in character vagueposts" and then be making ic vagueposts that are clearly like. not just in character thoughts & feelings... if yall wanna go have proship discourse go make an ooc thread oh my god i dont fucking caaare. it's clear that some of yalls issues are not just an in rp thing and im not gonna sit here and pretend yall r just vagueposting in character and then be getting irritated at me when i think yall r fuckin annoyingggg. ooc blocking all yall
shoutout to all the women out there
You are an abomination.
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♡ https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fafd500be33b6edb7ac9479cc37040/tumblr_ogm0tibzk01vcmi1do1_500.gif #aesthetic #photo #gif ♡
* You wonder if there will be news soon. You always look forward to hearing from HIM.
A newer, younger version of yourself. #the #substance
well UnfortUnately for yoU, it seems to be invalid on my end. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154891138042433649/1486810055969083522/image.png?ex=69c6db44&is=69c589c4&hm=5b0bc82ecb3b661259a69299a23e404520596f9030efefef0f7641add4b719ab&
I C∆LL I7 7HE HOMOSPEC7RUM BEC∆USE 7HE WHOLE 7HING IS G∆Y/SILLY
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lowkey i feel like tony the tiger cooking crack right now #substance #iykyk
♯nightly like ♯beasts we ♯creep from ♯ourburrows & ♯consume
And the tax write off will be sensational!
Its hard to be scuffed about my generous donations to consorts without grillz when i just saw mrs lizardbeth and her young hatchling sporting a handsome set of chompers.
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
one of the greatest posters of our generation frfr
D --> When he advances to having metabrolic needs please consider swapping him to adult foods instead of sandwiches with the crusts cut off
:33 < that pic is so fake my rumblespheres arent nearly that big
So like. A Cubano?
My software is calibrated to #MyFather's wellness and metabolic needs, but he doesn't eat fucking swill like stew.
One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
#hungry #eating
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
heyyyyyyyyy~ do i need to show u how to shoot or is the katana like. sufficiently anime gangster do you think
smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!
WHY IZ EVERY1 SO FREAKIN RUDE!!!!!!
OKIE REPOSTIN CUZ I TOTEZ MESSED UP DA IMAGE u guyz HAVE 2 hop on dis... itz so freakin good https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEW8QmRaQAAZhHU.jpg
One of my favorite films. You have great taste.
i cnt hlp butttt #womensupportingwomen #rechitt
(I'd like to say things are going swimmmmingly so far!) #wommeninstemm #codingwin
Ok. #didntask
:33 < @equiusZahhak you know you dont have to pity efurrything i post just beclaws were meowrails, right?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So many variants of the same vecks and devotchkas. Makes 'y think. ]
Talking to various Dirk and Dirk adjacent people has been nice so I figured hey why not try to talk to some more. So if there are more Dirks out there who want to shoot the shit have questions or even grievances come hit me up in replies or in my DMs. And hey if the Dirk from my timeline is out there. Well this offer is open to you too. And fuck while Im here Id love to hear from my Rose is youre out there. Or any version of Rose really. Oh and Roxy too. Id love to talk to each and every one of you.
i like reading the posts of the clowns :) i think they are interesting :)
Phrasing. Sorry.
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
wow, its finally happened, im a REAL #mafiaprincess.... its fuckin OVER for yall
Did anyone else just hear a Single Angelic Note.
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
What do we think, chat? https://i.postimg.cc/fbKMCqb9/IMG-0140.jpg
kid named tofurkey
Yes.
@timaeusTestified#3765 Do you want a #Tofurky Sandwich for lunch? #Itadakimasu
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE TOP ADORED POSTS WITHOUT SEEING THAT FETID IDOL OF MY CATASTROPHIC MISCALCULATION.
開 | Finally thinking about ssstarting my evil empire. Looking for essssspecially devilisssh goonss to join.
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
((sorry that todays bit is fireball wizard dot jpeg. however it has tickled me
ok
B33 < Im hittin the 7-11 on earth c anyaone want anyathing
Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum
=^owo^= highblood on my bulge call that a raise #nsfw
Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
\/\/\/\/oke...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I lied there were two barkbeasts. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/barkbeast2.png ]
exactly
That's why I gave you speakers in the first place. #TolistentoBulgarianfieldrecordings #Notsoyoucouldtalk
Stop. It's playing out of my speakers. You need to disconnect. #Bluetoothproblems
That's why I posted it. #Myblog
My robotic heart pumps milliseconds less efficiently to witness you describe Emily Brontë's magnum opus as boiled down to the trite smut we witnessed on screen in your #Cave last weekend. "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same," Did you not find your immortal but unmistakably human eyes misty from the pure gravity of that statement? #JacobElordiwasFineasFuck “Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte: Chapter 9 (Continued) - the Literature Page.” Literaturepage.com, 2025, www.literaturepage.com/read/wutheringheights-75.html.
ahnfuck i cnat defend against necromaFIREBALL https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
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The philosophies present in Plato's Symposium further this mindset, I am oft struck with Aristophanes' dialectic on the Three Sexes, The Cosmic Union of Man and Woman as a befitting Syphilitic Biological Warfare blanket to spread over the width breadth of our 'mutual following' (I believe the phrase is OOMF? You are, my only OOMF,) our 'Mutual Agreement' and 'Relationship' as stated. As obviously, the double nature is that of the one true real existence. For art their not these concepts sprinkled throughout all of the now defunct philosophies of aeons past? The concept of yin versus yang? The divine masculine and feminine? But I digress. #Plato #PartyofTwo
That is the fugliest wizard I have ever laid my red sclera upon. My metal coils are fusing shut from his hideous brow to his fraught, stiff hands forever posed in what appears to be some sort of offensive attack, but negates any sort of imposing energy due to the potato sack he has chosen to don. Go, my necrotic sorcerer. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/07/22/86/072286a6fdd685a0064e55b1953c7a1a.jpg
Not you.
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
@hatsuneMiku My father speaks often of you. And very fondly. It is an honor to see you bless my 'Chittr.' #PoPiPo #Leeks #YasaiJuice #RollingGirl
Just make sure you're living up to the reputation. That's all.
holyshniz i forogrt 2 vacuum 2day THNKXXXXX MAMA
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
I'm amused.
bluhhhhh yaknow WAT im ordrin a pizza 4 my rosie PLUZ any othr rosies in need (even u if ye b rosie) soz drop ya orders B low
Picture my moooirail tooooook ooof me at the Slammys after my slam ooor get culled win (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) #reminiscing #nooostalgia https://file.garden/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustratiooon88_2.png
@equiusZahhak fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
Your text soothes me, like orange creamsicle being poured into my eyes. #Cold
Orange text on my screen. My headache returns.
sCOOBY dOO TAUGHT US, tHAT THE REAL, mONSTERS ARE, rEAL MONSTERS AND, iNVESTIGATING THEM IS A BAD, iDEA IF YOU AREN'T ARMED, iT WAS A VERY, gORY SHOW, aCTUALLY, #dEEP #lITaNAL
Then deal me in. I prefer no holds barred to no barred whores. If we let everyone in, but cut off certain legs at the base of arbitrary knees, the most capable hobble about in annoyance purely so fair-weather sorts can come and go as they choose. I want a clashing of dread black knights. Not the Monty Python bit.
i lovve all the faces of all my lusii buddies! he wwas just hungry and you-knoww-wwho ovverslept and didn't givve him his bucket of fish! lol
oh my god do i finally get to apply to join an actual for real mafia my tag has been a silly lil ruse all these years but my time has come
Do you want to be in my posse, Strider?
There are twenty-two major arcana. Why would anyone choose to lead a hoard?
B33 < owo B33 < can i be the hanged man or purrhaps the stars
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
Gender is a protected class. You will be receiving my Human Rights Complaint shortly.
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
// am I a niche chittr microcelebrity I'm honoured
hUh
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
i may not be able to go band for band after winning the shorts at the auction but i can still go freak for freak! 0v0
btw if anyones curious i set up @thirdandfourtheye 's acct w/ a lil voice 2 text app + connected tenors api 2 pick a gif 2 match his cat mood :3c
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
"wheres--" fuck u. skitty, do top surgeyru onnthem
I was rooting quite chauvinistically for Skitty. That last slot brought me no short supply of relief it wasn’t forgotten.
listin thee bes tpoekmon skitty. mr mime. skitty. skitty. purugly. skitty.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT TUFF! THIS IS THAT BIG DAWG ALPHA MENTALITY LIL HOMIE.
kEEp pOstIng bro it works. trust me.
Ninety seven percent of chronic yearners bail just before pushing the envelope and making that ditsy gothic mommy dom dreamgirl fall head over hells for them. The remaining three percent don’t have to anymore. They succeeded.
trolls mad lmao
Hrmn. I did kill m'lusus \/\/\/\/hen I \/\/\/\/as young.
So grateful for everything you do! Take some me time and relax! Mom’s orders! :D
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if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
(( cronus: can I get a little "wepaa" real quick? DIOS MIO 😭😭
This mom is officially tuckered out! More adventures await tomorrow though, might battle some dust bunnies! Who knows?! Good night everyone!
heated rivalry
// bro this is my first time breaking character to use ooc which i promised i wouldnt do but ive unironically been laughing my ass off for like 4 straight minutes ive had to wipe my eyes like three fucking times
Firstly since when are yo+u Hispanic, seco+ndly yet implies that it might happen later.
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
Let it be kno+wn I am biased.
I've been given mo+derato+r. This can o+nly mean go+o+d things. I give badges.
((the entire threadf i mean not just this reply lmaooo i did not mean to reply to this one comment. but this ones good too))
> any humans g0t s0me neat w0rds they wanna share that y0u w0uldn't qu1te f1nd 1n a d1ct10nary and 1f y0u start reply1ng w1th sk1b1d1 and 67 1 w1ll l0se 1t s0 d0n't 1'm l00k1ng f0r actual stuff
((this is fucking killing me))
To+ be fair he literally isn't.
🚫 🫵 ❌ 🤡 🔨 ♒ 🔪 🦴 ♋ 🦺
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
Is that fucking Scott Hall.
D --> Just tolerate it
:33< chitppurr show meow girl images :33< thank mew
im really nervous __|_0_|__ . | | --|- -|-- X
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
warmer than carapacians? do you have any knowledge about rubbing the fuzz the wrong way? any specific scent that comes to mind? (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, archive rating: T)
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
hEY, i KNOW i AM NOT HIM, aND YOU ARE NOT, tHE aRADIA, tHAT i WAS AND, aM, i WOULD LIKE TO THINK, bESTIES WITH STILL, bUT, i THINK, yOU ARE PRETTY NEAT!
roleplaying with calmasis has me missing tavros v0v #lostweeaboosforlife
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
THERE IS NEVER A CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO GIVE IT TO KANKRI. YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ALL THAT.
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
good to sea the only bitch bigger and badda than M-E (cause she's me) is gettin her shit going
I NEED A SUPER HATE BUTTON!!!!!!!
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
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I'm going to stick something metal into an outlet.
I was looking at pictures of your little BABY FACE 👶 #awwwwww
Whats Going On With Mycareer
Got that fancy badge everyone's been talking about! How does it look?
♯what if we ♯succumb to the ♯inevitable 😳 ♯beneathe the ♯eternalspiral 🥴🥴🥴
apparently i'm a moderator now / dm me about badges
if scene vvriska posts ass i wwill donate 3m caegars to scuttlebugs for grubs #nsfww #fuckemgrubs #cantgetthestupidjingleoutamyhead
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
Freddy Fazbear SUCKS and i hate him
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
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One more for the road. Bro is balding under that cap. All of them. *All* the Bros. K gnight! 🥰
Searched smuppet and Rose posted the only result? #nsfw #prouddad #supriseoutcome
We enter this world entirely nude. Screaming. Coated in blood and overwhelmed by the weight of an unknown world. Surrounded by loved ones. Spoken to in unfamiliar chants of indecipherable phrases. Tiny. Insignificant. Yet cared for. Often. If we are especially fortuitous. We exit in this way similarly.
boobs kmmages will fix mme. go mmy search bar ,
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
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SORRY, MY ROOM IS DARK AS FUCK. DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT HUSKTOP ASS PICS.
Oh. Search function dropped in the time I was tabbed out. Nice.
Newly broke high five incoming, crazy sick nasty style.
A Bro to torture in his sleep. #violent #gore
I'M AFRAID THE LIFE OF THE "GAMER" CHOSE YOU THE MOMENT YOU UPLOADED YOUR UNIVERSE-PROPAGATING GAME TUTORIAL.
To a clock a gag: The Rose Lalonde Walkthrough.
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
post ab being so aawsme and swg
i have 50 FOLLOWERS???
STAY AWAY FROM HER. GET A JOB.
nevr let em keep u down mamas you will walys b THAT GIRL
Y9u sh9uld take y9ur c9ncerns t9 a medicull pr9fessi9nal, n9t y9ur Chittr feed.
You should know how to light a fire using only the resources availa8le to you, if my journal taught you anything!
i aint wanna sea anymoar a it either
whos up ♯wretched & ♯turning into ♯something ♯unimaginable
sippin so much its dangerous to my liver with steez like mine its prone to make the bitches shiver at the same time it aint that much just an arrow in my quiver
chitting straight from the shitter
Thank you, my Daves. Please keep it coming. I will continue to tag some additional Daves I am aware of. @turntechGirlhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/cb/98/9ecb98104c2091e825a934632bfc6606.jpg SLOOPY MAKEOUTS AFTER EVERY BITE. #nsfw?
guys sht up a badbitch just follwoed me. act cool
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Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
It seems I have committed another heinous act of misgendering. To make amends, before dawn arises, I would like to express my deepest sorrow for my actions, as well as sign an executive order immediately sending every transgender citizen $1,000. I will not err a third time, and will swear off gendered pronouns unless they are clearly stated in the user’s profile. Thank you.
chittr i love you
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
(barack doesnt know im transgender) ((i speak for all of us))
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
Striders being gooners? Oh, I'm so shocked. #nsfw
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch louizz vaspri and sedrek zaleth woofbeastplay on my timeline! kyaaa! 0x0 (tags: RPF, woofbeastplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Waiting Room Phoebe Bridgers, my willing little patient.
TROLL J3FF GOLDBLUM W4S R1GHT, L1F3 F1NDS 4 W4Y
I already know you want to play Evil Surgeon with me.
I'm hearing rumors that they are planning on remaking my game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". #Concerning
ʚ♡ɞ GUUUUUYSUH!!!! LOOK AT MY LABUBU!! Isn't she just SO ABORBZ!!! OMGZ I JUST WANNA BITE HER HEAD OFF AND EAT IT OMGZZZ!!! @vibaciousCataclysm ʚ♡ɞ #Substance https://i.imgur.com/pFyEiIN.jpeg
This is where I am currently posting from by the way, but I may go on Sabbatical. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b023e8ca722d.jpeg
hmm #nsfwe #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b5ce12b679.png
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
saw someone edit their horns out of their human cosplay pic oh thats not…
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
It is available on the Steam platform and features a myriad of accessibility settings. Never accuse Hideo Kojima of being ablest.
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
perfishion granted
oh my fucking god if another one of you dimwits has tour text in an unreadable colour, you're all going down.
#rechitt #womensupportingwomen
https://imgchest.com/p/pg738md8v4r another motherfucker climbing on my dick huh- hey hey wait a second HEY thats MY dick HEY @plushrumpdotGay
I ppissed off a hhuman and tthey ssaid "pprojecting mmy pperiod ppains onto tthis gguy" oiuugghhh #gore~<
HELLO CHITTRRRRR !!!!!!!! 🍭🍬🍦🍰🧁
get chitted on
#modestdersite
GO MAKE YOUR OWN POST FISHBREATH
It's very resistible. I'm resisting.
im just like other daves #imdave
A separate category: Tea.
https://i.postimg.cc/yxpR7ZD5/IMG-0110.jpg
differentiating ic block and ooc block was a bust of genius #ooc
I cannot participate in alternate discourse. Those that are beneath me have been absorbed into the monolith. Congratulations to the survivors.
feeling super ♯evil today
nothing ♯fouribuprofen & ♯gettinghitbyabuggy & ♯afifthofwhiskey & ♯jackingoff & ♯killingsomeone cant ♯fix
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS LIL HOMIE. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
#meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/XSoJtZPhaLoAAAAC/cat-homestuck.gif
https://i.postimg.cc/ZRLgL5dQ/3dgifmaker98531.gif
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
Did you make sure the strippers' skin colors have sufficient contrast to the drugs?
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Seems like my baby girl has big aspirations! Follow your dreams honey! #proudmom
okay i know shes like the big bad but shes still on my hear me out cake also holy shit hi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb634a0f74fa.png
I Do Not See How My Tailoring Skills Apply Here
pst ab scisorring or snthing #nsfw
How Do I Effectively " Horny Post" #nsfw
Me when the Bros keep fight flirting. #abuse #substance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893320465962135563/1486462997504331856/export202603251633001500.png?ex=69c5980b&is=69c4468b&hm=110a1fc46eaf04d3c0fdb9280657614d9ef4e284bfea773cfa8482159e0b438b&
https://i.postimg.cc/zfFxwxLk/Screenshot-2026-03-25-163423.png crzy 2 see back 2 bck #nsfw
does wut
#okay
:33 < That was not catnip... https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/image.jpg
omg @rosy @rose @rosarosarosa am i #kultt now??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/kultt.png
the world is coming too fast on me so im going to ride it out YEAH!!
Electric chair.
DHUI (dry humping under the influence) #nsfw
♯zambon i dont have time to ♯explain but i think you ♯have to ♯transition into a ♯babe its super ♯easy
"fem Boy" This And "fem Boy" Thaht : I Wahnt To See B@bes
\\ chittr doubles discourse happening in 2026 so funny im sorry. this is the doubles website bitch take your sensitive ass back to tumblr
he ate a blueberry
If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE
[begin chit] i have been informed that i need to update my intruzive thoughtz firmware. apparently the amount that i zhould be exprezzing iz none. [end chit]
This is not a kin account. I'm Millie Bobby Brown method acting for Homestuck: The Movie.
You can't just ask people why they're blue, Dave. #Cyanotic
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
[begin chit] what if i flew thiz zhip into the zun. juzt kidding. [end chit]
need you guys to listen to this asap #substance https://soundcloud.com/brailled/cte
Cigars?
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I've been advised to issue an apology for overcharging the masses by a coworker. Sorry. + 1,000,001 Caegars Apology Fee
So chilly today! Ready for summer to come in full swing!
if more people block you will you abort it faster #plannedparenthood
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
is discord dying for yall too
can i d0 it anyway even if i d0n't meet any 0f the criteria.
This is not what feminism looks like, Mother.
Please keep some things between yourself and a professional. This is not the place.
https://i.postimg.cc/zGhYm5hx/IMG-2447.png #nsfw well?
i HAVE HEARD IT TOLD, bY A WISE MAN, tHAT, yOU NEED A REASON TO BE SAD, bUT, yOU DON'T NEED A REASON, tO BE HAPPY, aND WHILE i DON'T THINK, yOU SHOULD FORCE YOURSELF, i THINK THAT IS, a GOOD PHILOSOPHY, tO HAVE,
♯sacrificing my ♯neighbor to the ♯oldones ♯video dropping ♯soon
#DSTRIentertainment #pimpin #himboharem #jakecest #lovewins #selfcestchallenge #tunein #LIVE #boykissersanonymous
We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫
who's up for another round of carbomb roulette tonight eh?
i dont ha𝑣e "pronouns". first𝑙y, none of my nouns are professiona𝑙. second𝑙y, say it to my face or or with my name attached or dont say it at a𝑙𝑙.
WHO is blokin u??
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
#WindsorKnot.
This is bad, bad press. #PETAisafteryou #Ihithim
they got your ass dude
Oh, but if I give him natural Japanese moss... I'm the animal abuser.
i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
I tagged you, fucking drama queen. #Thesuitmakeshimmean #DramaKingSuit
aw! glad to see you two having fun!
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
@tipsyGnostalgic#4795 https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_183723582.png
+ 75 Caegars Reading Chitt Fee
The kitchen is a total mess from my drink mixing adventures... this house maid is totally fired! LOL! #Momlife #substances #substance #Cookingwithmama #Momhumor
new icon, read it and weep.
pissing in the shower is #natural idgaf #nsfw
IT'$ $OOO CORNY WHEN TROLL$ ACCE$$ORI$E WITH $OMETHING THE COLOUR OF THEIR QUADRANTMATE$ BLOOD. BOOOO CORNY BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL BLU$HBALL 🍅🍅🍅 WE GET IT, YOU'RE $O HAPPY, BLUH.
i like dem aquatic shaped snack joints i think more things otter be nautical themed
he was probably asking for it
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
i thnk jeff the kller and troll jeft he killer should kiss
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA STOP FLIRTING I GOT LIKE FOUR NOOKS I GOTTA EAT TOMORROW #nsfw
Motherhood is quite challenging. Children question everything. Where do grubs come from? Why is the sky blue? Why can't I tell my friends who my parents are? It never ends, the stream of backtalk would make a sober woman drink.
Jaspers in my purse. Heading to the store for cigarettes. Bladee on my Spotify. #justdollthings
DWI
thats motherfuckin classified, BUT WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC NO MATTER THE JOB IS STRENUOUS. you can love your job, but aint every day a winner.
im gonna try to figure out where imma host it i might host in on discord but idk
Wweeewwwweeeeeerrrrrrrrr 234440""""@@&&&&&&&
i should throw a party would you come id be djing would you come listen /srs
can you brew me a potion oh wise witch
Feeling like a wizard in the lab right now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWZtdGFwN2c4eHRydWZkM2oxbzJmd3loMXYyOXJ0ZTRhbDVoZ29zcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9cw/mACiRE5HiqioJDdeSR/giphy.gif #scienceISmagic!
B33 < on the TL straight up FIENDING for a bagel and lox right now B33 < nyathing is stopping me from making it B33 < i gotta build anticipation furst
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ff/E7/40/ffE740f8cE30d74E94a77b086d2354cb.jpg
i have a theory about why
A jadeblooded masc could fix me.
Peenus
if i get #f0rcechap and #f0rcefem at the same time what happens t0 me.
ill shoo him dwn :3
makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2
I jst saw a twink kicking his feet
Does cutwater count? LOL!
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
i think damara can win any fight
GONNA WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SHADOW MAGIC SO I CAN START TEACHING SOLLUX AND PUT IT ALL IN A TOP SECRET FOLDER!! IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE BONDING MOMENT AND EVERYTHING!! WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER, SHUCKS THIS IS EXCITING!
:33 < good meowning https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486423484165783612/IMG_1588.gif?ex=69c5733f&is=69c421bf&hm=d99426bf572aa4d4052608b24906d850190a2cc3adf8d6c4eb4d6cef8392ef8a&
My face during the entire time. https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ahca3ENTpcYAAAAd/rose-lalonde-mad.gif
@turntechGodhead#6490 Kept blasting gorilla screaming sounds on Derse. Had to chunk her out of the window.
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
all this drama with d strider and whatever what if he fought the head editor of tmz to the death that would settle things i think
Gadzooks! a *lady*!!!!! forgive my intrusions as i hardly wish to aggrieve!!! instead don your *ornate fan* and *floral hat* with most alacrity
get w bad bitchess
Icon.
A terrifying sense of transexuality.
ISOLATED AND ALONE WE STARVE AND DIE BUT TOGETHER WE HAVE MORE POWER THAN ANY SINGLE TROLL. TOGETHER WE CAN RIP THE ROT OUT OF OUR SOCIETY AND TOGETHER WE CAN FIRE THE HAND OF THE OPPRESSOR.
rise pharaoh from ashes you will be reborn again
Trollpel Roan after culling young fan, "Fuccck Them Kids." - @tmzOfficial Reports. https://i.postimg.cc/1t24WvPy/E3967FDB-FE66-46F2-A86C-22BCAE5B3C2B.jpg
if i block the condesce can the drones still find me urgent question answer quick
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/4sutLmjkVKRN6pOAMo2joC?si=23cc425bbe794b80 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
ooo wait cat ears r cute too...
I've been following too much drama as of late. #ItIsAVice. #IWillOvercomeThis. #NoReasonForIt.
MY IPAD ISNTSLWO NNYMORE AUAYY
♯ATTENTION ♯ALL ♯CLOWNS do i get ♯spared if im ♯funny
or do i get ♯spared because ♯whowillcarrytheweight ♯myweight
I'M REALLY GOOD ON THE BATTLEFIELD!
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
OTASUNE CCNAONIZIED BY TORL HIDEO KJOKKIJIMAA HHIDMSELF???? JKKKYYAAAAAA! I ICAIANKJT BICANTBbelkievebbv jkkgflknffblllllll.l..l
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
get behind me kojima sama ill defend your honor
It's really upsetting that you were mean to Kiefer Sutherland.
how many times do i have to sue your asses for slander until you stay the fuck down
Let a man loose on the streets once, and the paparazzi will find him.
CHIEFING ON MY NIC STICK SO HARD THAT MY NECK HURTS #SUBSTANCE
ugh wsh me luck w clening </3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TUFF 🔥🔥🔥
if you feel a little ♯tickle tonight remember ♯thatsmycurse
Trollpel Roan seen beating young fan to death. Is it a case of boundary establishment or needless kulling? Watch the clip!
https://i.postimg.cc/Y91vj1Yh/IMG_0094.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FRjY1j33/IMG_0095.gif #shesbehindme #isntshe
ill allow ON----E if its my heiress
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/66/f3/9f/66f39f5d2ec19482dac4e547cf3f2b7c.jpg I have to go outside, Chittr. Wish me luck.
I will eat your soul. mildly #nsfw https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5640281826.1208/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE MAKES IT WAY TO CHITTER. WATCH THIS SPACE
dont ask a lady her age
need to sea more fishbait on da timeline #likefishinline #morefishpuns #sparinguppieswithgoodones
NO clownposting. You're going to summon him.
dont worry aboat lil old me im domesticated DO worry about that other me though she looks nasty
lofin the puns i think ill spare you for a whale longer
Heavens to freakin betsy, show business sure isnt what i expected.
y doesnt the big horse guy eat the lil horse guy
#nsfw my pintErEst has 2 wolvEs in it https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7E/ad/d5/7Eadd5ba68d9c8d8c8091b87375f553b.jpg
hello chitter / it's me / your internet angle / wait no wrong one
on fish tv i bet they watch eel or no eel as hosted by howie mackrel.
[ # At times I feel bad that I am unable to contribute more around my hive. Then I remember I'm an automaton with no qualifications to get a job. ]
Just put real dollars on the line on whether or not Karkat Vantas gets his face kicked in by an opponent of reasonable strength. I have a feeling this one is sort of a layup.
Ragnaroth. He goes by Rags. His sister is named Cthulhu.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
=^owo^= girls are throwing themselves at me constantly. some men too. today is a good day
They're keeping the lights on...
that greedy fuckin broad takin all the titties and leavin nary a single mound for me fuck that bitch
using your time powers to suck and fuck your way through history #relatable #nsfw
Due to licensing agreements, in the latest update of Death Stranding: Director's Cut we have replaced Low Roar's "Don't Be So Serious" with Biz Markie's "Just a Friend". Please enjoy!
aIn'T nO pIt WiTh No BaLlS nO cAsH wItH nO mOnEy No JeStEr WiTh No JoKeS nO gOn WiTh No GaGa #rEaL
rankmaid i'll pay you if you make a carapacian centred post. for my friend. that is.
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
3V3N TH3 BLIND PROPH3TS H4V3 TH3IR 3Y3S P33L3D
16000 characters is a lot of room you know... i think i know what i need to do!
my beforan self is so #based
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
crazy 😭🤞
Controversially younger girlfriend.
been a whole 20 minutes since my last scandal what we doin next taking suggestions
made him ♯giggle when we ♯pail call that ♯myfunnybone ♯nsfw
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/54/08/b0540876757b29c4e30230dc47493c2c.jpg If a place loks liek dis, yu kno its fire !!!!
i feel liek ur frindly neyborhood spidrman wit how awesom an helpful i am #spiderman #spiderroxy
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
ouu i gots this!! fabrezze
oh hey :o).
When I arise into my immense power you'll obviously be my lapdog. #ThereisnopurplewithoutRedafterall #Butwatchout
Extinction of any color beyond purple and/or red.
This is my friend Geoff. Please be nice to him. His dad made IMAX.
Execution.
A very happy "Saint Patrick's Day" to my very good friend and star of the film Boondocks Saints, Norman Reedus.
This is my friend. Please, be nice to him. https://i.imgur.com/xEmKgOr.png
Wholeheartedly agree, Might even tap the block just for the trangression against my sensitive purple eyes. #Albino
i strØngly dislike mØst Øf the pØsts i am seeing. i was tØld tØ verbalize it if i dØnt feel like using the hate buttØn.
i dont remember my last post that wasnt tagged #nsfw so i have to imagine some people have me blocked and thats okay curate your online experience! ^0^
Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
Sigh. #CopOut #Setsmyjournaldownsadly #Nopsychoanalysisforsisterdearest
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/a7/5c/eda75ca98fc0832b301213f6d9f83ab2.jpg these r liek the cutest sht evrrrr
ooc rq, i love ts bc i can keep my usual text errors w/o worries #dyslexcia
#wearingthesuitflaccid #modestdersite
#Classy. #Asexlessbeing. #Zeroappealordesire.
rechit. be there or be square.
slick vs english naked wrestling EXCLUSIVE EVENT sponsored by #dstrientertainment be there or be square oh and bring dollar bills baby
love hitting the little send it button like im fuckin ballin w my posts straight to the backboard and directly into my face
is that what you call putting more orange crush into your bunker
fuuuuuuuuuuck im getting roasted on the internet fuck it burns
not you.
who up paying their child support
fuuucking looowblooooood loooser. lmaaaooo.
You will be receiving a letter from the Lalonde Estate shortly. Delete this post.
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h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
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I've finally made adequate enough progress on this project to feel comfortable sharing it. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
Be advised: this is untrue.
IM LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS #STAYSAFEDOE
scratch that, make it six car bombs. one is going under jane crocker's for hating my chit.
⤐https://files.catb⊕x.m⊕e/96l⊕pa.png #warri⊕r⊕fthemind #survive⊕rdie #shellfie
stop taking credit for my hard work. bum.
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I wish I lik£, had fr££ lik£, vintag£ lips£rvic£ s£ts... Wouldn't it b£ lik£, so cool if lik£, som£ vintag£ lips£rvic£ s£ts lik£, show£d up outsid£ of my hiv£ for lik£, fr££! OMG!!!
me if i was a car https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsygnostalgic_1340/2c7f9af7-7248-49b4-875e-01fdc8c6bf5c
doesnt mean im licking the boy who lived's balls
Alright I Need To Get Back Into The Recuperacoon And Plug My Palmhusk In And Get Some Fucking Sleep. Rest Well Chittr. Never Change. Have A Great Summer.
I don't mind, but I have no nostalgia for WW considering her type are a dime a dozen in the Creator-centric entertainment news sphere on Earth-C.
Those of you who are just yourselves but girls don't count. That, unlike a few of you who seem to have been partially lobotomized, makes perfect sense.
Witching hour up to answer emails before I hit the hay a second time. If you find yourself unable to interact with my profile, I do NOT want you to extrapolate any quantity of personal dislike from the mere gesture of my block. It is possible you merely differentiate from the iteration of you to which I am accustomed SO MUCH that you have become unrecognizable. It is also possible that you repeatedly posted your genitalia. Finally, I don't think I have the psychological sand to interact with Troll Wendy Williams, or whomever the hell these Alternian pop culture equivalent figures are. The existence of those accounts in particular are simply too silly for me to wrap my head around. That's all.
how can global warming be real if my wrist is so icey
my holy paddle has been bestowed! rankmaid-sensei will return with more tantalizing stories soon. im thinking of starting a small writing drill club… with a prompt each day for the members who are interested in standing by my side fighting the good fight. (tags: collaborative works, yaoi paddle, daily prompt, #nsfw, oyasumi, archive rating: M)
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B33 < also ik nobody asked me but my fafurite pokemon is both murkrow and meowth BB3 < if you try to make me pick youre homeowphobic
am pretty birdy :> !!!but also!!! is troll many thing true
#rechitt
Retiring to my chambers for the night. #Thebeastslumbers
a... boy... rankmaid...? hhebfg... hhwell... kyaaa...
i thought you were troll gerard way on my feed for a moment! (tags: frerard, misidentification, archive rating: G)
A PITY, HAD THE SITE ACTUALLY REFRESHED WHILE I WAS TYPING I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO ELABORATE WWWWW
34 IS "NO MATTER WHAT IT IS THERE WILL BE PORN OF IT" AND USUALLY 35 REFERENCES "IF THERE ISN'T ANY YET JUST WAIT A FEW WEEKS." INDIVIDUAL LISTS OFTEN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY FEEL LIKE BUT THEY GENERALLY KEEP THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF 34 ABOUT THE SAME
my library holds many desires of all tastes and bends! what might you be searching for? ^0^ (tags: rule 63, girls are boys and kissing, boys are girls and kissing, turning one of the characters in a hetship into the opposite gender to therefore make it yuri/yaoi, fuck it, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
THERE WERE LISTS THAT WENT UP TO 50 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT HAD A CONTIGUOUS NUMBERING THROUGH 63. MY GUESS IS THAT 63 IS JUST 36 IN REVERSE WHERE 36 IS CHOSEN DUE TO ITS PROXIMITY TO 34
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saY hello to the cчtest client i;ve had in a while @ardoчrCorvidae toчghed oчt foчr pairs of horn piercings in one sittin https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/e7bdc54494f7:png #art
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[[early shift tomorrow sob]]
Anti leaderboard.x Perfect for the ragebaiters to truly step up their game.x
I Think There Should Be A Feature Where We Can See The Most Hated Chitt On Chittr
chills bro chills
Armor plated thong Skyrim mod. #nsfw
baddies are fighting on my post.
I don't think I needed to see that either, especially when my mental image of you is a 90-something year old man.
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/833930b6e906.png #vaguepo$ting
Orange ass bird person. In my kitchen.
:33 < i was literally just thinking that they are kinda OTP squ33!!!
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
This Strilonde thing is the uke / seme thing all over again, and that was only some few hours ago.
Suffer.
>([t#is isnt your #eart. dont make me stand against you]
#admiringthefoliage
her body laid about like a marble statue, each curve flowing simply like silk in an open window #nsfw
Following this thread.
the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw
dm h1m!! 4nd th3n dm m3.
Vemoing you to delete this.
Since before you needed to blow into a little device to start the car.
1 7H1NK 1M G0MM4 G0 70 5L33P, 8U7 1F 4NY0N3 W4N75 7H31R 5PH3R35 R473D MY DM5 4R3 0P3M!!! H3H3H33. #nsfw
Nevermind, the war is back on. Mama is trying to take the kids. #DivorceCourt #CallMaury #SaveRose #DaveYoureStuckToo
Since when u need a license 2 drive....
There's gotta be a troll Maury somewhere. Gonna save my daughter. #CallMaury #NeverGiveUp #NeverBackDown #LateAdoption
You get front seat for being such a good sport :)
Shhhh you're totally safe now.....
better get those points off ur license then miss minivans :/
#Pleaseno #Daddyhelpme #Divorcecourt #CallMaury
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/fd8b77ef184c.png that$ deep a$ fuck.
only ♯deadpeople see the end of ♯war
Bro... I fear I WIL be takin the kids after al...
The power of a lighter. Just lit my cigarette, incense and Dave's sleeve in one swift motion. #blessed
fire and blood!
#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
john no!!! they are arguing over who is hotter you can't post this!!! john!!!
striders vs lalondes no one can tell you humans apart anyways!
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.
Not gonna lie got ate up chat. Begrudgingly ending the #StriLalondeFeud #StriLalondePeaceTreaty
I Am Quiᛏe Fond Of Roxy Lalonde #lalondes
The boys think they ate. I'm crying. #lalondesupremacy
they want me to do what
i always wanted a little brother
yo check this out i just #inseminated your #mom #nsfw
gotta say i dont have a dog in the strider vs lalonde race. but it is funny how loud one specific variety of strider is being about it.
staying away from my husktop while the lalondes vs striders thing is going on because i have nothing good to say about that topic! haha! hello!
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
Lalondes 4 Ever. #lalondesupremacy
♯yw the fuckass way is ♯deathbyfallingpiano ♯btw
first time i figured out that if i sat on my arm until it fell asleep it felt like i was getting a handy #nsfw
kill napoleon fuck antoinette marry ronald for the free french fries #firstladyofmcdonalds
♯yup ♯thebugs say you will ♯die in some ♯fuckass way ♯notanytimesoon but just ♯ingeneral
What is your second deepest, darkest secret?
ask this modest dersite anything #ama
maybe it'll finally be funny after y0u p0st it f0ur m0re times.
We topple the old guard and claim our throne. #LalondeSupremacy.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE!!! BECAUSE I SAY DON'T FUCKING DO SHIT AND EVERYONE SAYS!!! FUCK YOU, KARKAT, WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
asking your mom to buy me official drain licensed products for christmas
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it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
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https://i.gifer.com/6ozr.gif
Lots of anti-Strider propaganda on the timeline today. #staymad
n0te t0 self: write a script aut0-bl0cking every strider fr0m my feed except the h0t 0nes. th0se are 0n thin ice.
YOURE ♯WELCOME ♯COCKFUCK
"Itty bitty" isnt... *exactly* the word id use ahaha but thank you!!
Egad its gotten quite salacious in the last handful of minutes... *fans self*
You are flubbing this routine dramatically! Get your head in the game and shape up now!
Oh goodness gracious man.
HOT.
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
I have changed into something more comfortable. Do not fret, my #KulTT. The course stands true, you will weather this storm.
i would never make a 67 joke. you are safe with me
amab femboys must be culled im sorry this might get me in trouble but i need to fucking say it
Take a shot every time the site stays up starting... now! #substance
We know, Dave. We know.
#nevernude #therearedozensofus
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
Modest Dersite>Perverted Prospitian. #DerseFTW.
cant post nudes because my kynodesme tied tight as fuck #nsfw #modestdersite #intellectual
:33 < self portait in soft colored pastels https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486201112720576613/IMG_7679.png?ex=69c4a425&is=69c352a5&hm=31e14d3ddb1d8635c07cebbd486f09837282d518abb105248b4b31a54f9ae168&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
N1GHT!
Good night, sleep well!
O-oh no! My finger slipped again! #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1405/sample_dd726510b18b6e8cf7f5892a00031acf.jpg?10764421
http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/116543156_2bOOVxOfHbkYBk8.png
>([been #ere since two somet#in balling and s#ot calling]
F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 V3RY BLURRY 1M4G3 W1TH 4 V4GU3LY TROLL SH4P3D BLOB 1N TH3 M1DDL3. TH3 COLOURS 1ND1C4T3 TH3Y'R3 W34R1NG SOM3TH1NG R3D 4ND T34L]
> 1 see y0ur "t1tty tuesday" and 1 ra1se y0u: w1ng wednesday. but make 1t a day early because 1 d0n't care #w1ngp0st1ng [[ 1t's a ph0t0 0f the 0uter edge 0f a sharp w1ng, feathered and startl1ngly large. paler barr1ng swathed acr0ss the p1n10ns gl1mmers w1th a ra1nb0w 1r1descence, and 1t l00ks alm0st l1ke the plumage can sh1ft 1n c0l0r, the base a sw1rled m1xture 0f deeper hues, warm br0wns blend1ng w1th mar00ns and m1dn1ght blues. ]]
too late im in ur c3< tab lookin @ ur c3<s
GR34T T1TS!! OR 4R3 TH3Y L3SS3R ON3S?
ok that's a lie, these aren't mine. still pretty though!
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
wwell im late arent i https://files.catbox.moe/zitofo.png #nsfww
im just saying if i could drop kick a jawa i would
https://www.usps.com/ecp/asset/images/843201-L0.jpg
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
i'm g0nna need every0ne t0 be really nice t0 me and n0t l00k at my likes 0r my hates 0r my pities 0r my mediates any time s00n.
im FLAT!! but i posted them anyway :v
Sometimes I fantasize about Jade coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me?
I DON'T TAKE REQuESTS. I AM NOT A SLuT SHORT ORDER CuCK. I AM NOT HERE. DuCKING BEHIND THE COuNTER. IN THE BACK. BY THE GRILL. WHERE ALL OF THE CERTIFIABLE. DuDES ARE. CROWBAR. WHO IS OuT ON PAROLE. DIE. WHO WILL MAKE YOu DO EXACTLY THAT. CLOVER. WHOSE LuCK RuN OuT. AND NOW HE WORKS FOR ME. BISCuIT. WHO IS AS TOuGH AND DRY HuMORED AS ONE. ALL MY EMPHATIC BITCHES. THEY ARE SIZING YOu uP. MEASuRING YOu WITH VARIOuS IMPLEMENTS. TO ASSESS YOuR EXCESSIVE WEIGHT. YOuR EXCESSIVE HEIGHT. AND OF COuRSE. YOuR EXCESSIVE. FEAR. I CAN TELL YOu THIS RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK ON YOu. STRIDER GIRL. TELL ME. DID YOu REALLY THINK. YOu COuLD HIDE THOSE BREASTS OF YOuRS. WITH WHAT I PRESuME TO BE. FOLDED ARMS AND MASKING TAPE ALONE. YOu LOOK LIKE A LAND MANATEE. YOu LOOK LIKE AN uNDERWATER BITCH IN HEAT. INSTANTLY EXTINGuISHED BY THE ROILING TIDE. ALL MY MINIONS. ARE LAuGHING AT YOu. I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THEM TO DO THAT. THEY DID IT VERY MuCH ON THEIR OWN. INSPIRED. BY YOuR HIDEOuSNESS. YOu PATHETIC FuCKLESS SNIVELING WHELP.
>([lowkinuinely yall are not mentally p#ysically socially or emotionally prepared for #ow #ard im gonna mog everyone if i start posting selfies. t#e rizz of a #istorian and tasteful #entai ent#usiast suc# as myself mig#t just be too muc# for t#is site #nsfw]
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
OKAY. I IMAGINE YOu AS A DERANGED BLOB OF MISFIGuRED GROTESQuENESS. YOuR MuLTILAYERED FIVE TIER TIT CHANDOLIER JIGGLES VIBRANTLY LIKE AN AuTuMN WIND SET ON FIRE. YOu LOOK LIKE THOSE INACCuRATELY ADVERTISED ICE CREAMS. BuT LEFT IN THE BACKSEAT OF A FOuR DOOR SEDAN OVERLY LONG. uTTERLY PATHETIC. MORBIDLY SO.
way ahead 0f y0u.
i can and i will ;)
its beautiful nights like this that really make you appreciate being alive and that your eyes work #sorrytz #lookingatboobs
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SPHERES IN BIO
#Ikeepitsafe #Intheobsidianstone #Inmynecklace #Horcrux #Youwillneverdie
not to be gross but considering she can see by licking stuff i think she's probably having a better time than you!
#spheresinmyface
(((((Hugs!!))))) (That's me hugging you!)
~° Sometimes you just have to resist the urge to message your ex-kismesis. ~°
It's gonna be a-okay! Don't fret! :)
this shit isnt normal mama idk what the fuck goin on
Ooh... I see... It's one of those 'after dark' hours site isn't it?
Jumping on the bandwagon just because @timaeusTestified will not one-up me ever. Ask me anything.
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i'm really considering it.
WO4HHHH??? why 1s 3v3ryon3 g3tt1ng fr34ky 4nd why d1d no on3 t3ll m3???
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
Out of touch Thursday? More like out of tits Tuesday with the way you all broke the damn image embeds. #nsfw
You know it's tea when you see those two Striders fucking. #nsfwe #maybeimtalkingaboutselfcest #whoknows
/=||== - IM NOT ONE TO POST ACTUAL pHOTOS BUT I FELT LEFT OUT NOT PARTICIPATING IN TITTY TUESDAY, SO YOU GET ANOTHER CORRIG ORIGINAL PIECE - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/BOOB.PNG #NSFW -
I say it like it is.
#jealous #bitchless #tooscaredtokissyourself #huhrose
the #pervert is taking me out
#GamblingMan #Pervert #Selfcestchallenge
alright yeah Zure why not read 'em and weep. fellaZ fellaZ there'Z plenty of thiZ aZZ to go around ((ooc: Zource - Zelf-made)) httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/03/24/rZZ_67674871_KoyabvniyxbKnye.png
I JUST ATE SOOOOOOO MUCH SUSSHI #YUM #REALLYGOOD #RUBSMYBIGFATBELLAY
im not official n will never BE official bc my publicist will kill me #notmediatrained #justlikedaddy #everyoneispostinghole???
♯lol you all ♯dangle on the ♯leash of your own ♯longing 😭😭😭😭
this is chittr bitch! we #nsfw in this motherfucker better take your sensitive spinal crevice back to shreddit!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/b7/88/79b7882d4c05494c5e254c738d5190b4.jpg
dudE EvEry timE i rEfrEsh i gEt a likE on my titty pic dudE im fucking famous #malEprostitutE
as per my last tweet im the first 1 to use #rubsmybigfatbellay im brekaing new ground here
dont test me ill start another campaign i got these hashtags ready
i laughed i cried i checked my nose and shit you have a point i definitely over powdered my shit quite a bit incredible standing ovation encore encore
Bet, here's a oneshot. Hark, The young maiden lies supine and prone upon the daintiest of victorian fainting couches. She hath fainted from the shock and delight of an affirmation-- a promise of wealth. A handsome, older man (you) uncorks a vial of smelling salts, and,gently waving the glass under her waiting nose... Lo! She jolts upwards, her opalescent, luminous eyes blinking at you, dazed. She takes your hands in hers and, with glimmering tears, thanks you for your overflowing generosity, she shall name her first born son after you for your chivalry. Such a handsome, well-groomed man, how could he possibly be so very philanthropic? She leans in closer, inspects your well-defined features, your joie de vivre. Then, after a beat, she asks... "What's that by your nose, good sir? A powder of sorts?" The End....(?)
Pay off my student loans.
im 4 drinks and 3 lines in whos in the mood to get sent a small fortune #substance #sendthosetrollvenmos
my pleasure babe
lets see who can black the fuck out more times tonight chittr vs me
girl im trying
one dave seduced another 7384693456367384569450645986734563452384523452345934875365234534850345349583475634523485345345245304192384123100009753478234523465308276534529345234534873664316321477853453458293452347523453452456435159345234585734523465234523453420345903453434382692345345739452349959345234534538452347564592348545858853645234852834534114857834523475234653454385234532345 to go
who wants to bet that i can kiss more daves than rose can kiss roses #selfcestchallenge
titty rEvEal #nsfw https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_022718719.png
Be warned. I bite https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png #nsfw
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
Leave it to me to go against the grain and post some rear instead of spheres. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/11/446cc79f1b1ef96fabb7742d20591a8d8914d81d.png #nsfw
you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw
delightful to reAlize i wAs contributing to A trend i didn't reAlize wAs hAppening. wow there's so mAny spheres. #nsfw #blessed
Bib boobs? What? #nsfw am I right
IM ENJOYING THIS MOTHERFUCKIN TRAIN WE GOT GOING. I DEMAND MORE SPHERES! #nsfw
my work here is done https://external-preview.redd.it/oh-to-be-a-hot-pink-bitch-named-breakfast-v0-pDCd3MgJUPHmx5ravRruVjxdZiVjifRmhPvbE7Qwc2Y.jpg?auto=webp&s=027c8badb3b0901fcb4ae7e4f8c0d2645414b5c9
Says Mr. Tits himself.
i would nevr post my titties #forfree #linkinbio #girlsgonewild #nsfw
opening a ♯donation bin on ♯slaytreon because ♯gettingpaid is the only way im participating in the ♯boobocolypse
Moi aussi. It is a travesty. #Wherearethetits
#wherearethetits #allthesebenjamins #andnoboobiestoslottheminto #fuckedup
might is putting it fuckin lightly if i dont see tits in the next five minutes im inducing a stroke in protest
Guys I think Dave might want to see tits.
when the rechit feature gets added ill make sure that this is the first chit that is plastered all over my page! kyaaaaa! my nose is bleeding! >_< (tags: #nsfw, suggestive selfies, shared images, archive rating: M)
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
https://i.imgur.com/WQde0Oh.png
#roxysblinditems man with sunglasses is hiding a secret under those shades..... tax fraud #WAT???
#roxysblinditems scrupilous business owdner is actually running a money laundering scheme #ITSAFRONT #moneybby
pls b sure to try my #LIMITEDEDITION erewon smoothie collab it has like barely legal bovine horomones in it that makes you pretty #collagen #wellness #superwell
your kult score would sky rocket.
probably none. you might gain kult cuz of all the FREAKOIDS!!!
Who else up murdering their father? #patricidediva
oh ♯gods everyone is ♯gettingtheirbonersout i thought i ♯hadmoretime to ♯castmywards im keeping my tits away from you
'Twas a walk in the part when the subject is such a looker, happy to dabble in the dark art of photography for you. #FYI #Stoleyoursoul #WhenItookthephoto #CutenessAggression
^^bonus points for oiling them up!!^^
new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#roxysblinditem girl who lives on remote island may or may not have proclivity for eating out of a doggy dish #LEGASP #puppyplay #nsfw?
I've lost most of you, due to the nature of the notifications center. Read Complacency of the Learned by R. Lalonde. Or if you MUST, reply to this and it shall be much easier to recommend you something worthwhile. #ChittrFumble #Bombarded #Goodreads
Roxy and that damn bedazzled bong.
How much of a tank in my kult score would I incur in if I posted #nsfw?
#alphasnevversmile #selfie #mgtoww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdae99378f36.jpg
purrbea2t on my lap. NEVER kiill your2elf.
Fishing would do me a lot of good right now. What i wouldnt do to sink my toes in the sand and cast out. To stand valiant by the shore and hold your rod with your best bro parallel doing much of the same. *Wistful sigh*
a girl thas a cat just followed me we gotta get her in the #movies #hollywood #gopro
former night at the museum stars and current faces of massive franchise are in sectret homosexual romance #roxysblinditems
#blind #item #Blinditem superstar directors personable lovely daughter is the most special-est wonderful girl on earth whom neerver did anything wrong AND is extremely well adjsuted
getting #followers because im mad #famous obvs #influenecer
♯BEGONE ♯CHUD
♯ok getting ♯bored of this ♯site now ♯begone with you all
Okay, Chittrspace. What's your "comfy" game of choice? It doesn't have to be a comfy game in the general sense, it has to be comfy for you. I find myself gravitating towards The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It has a certain appeal in the way it deals with death, dying, grieving.
srry i was supposed to say "wellness retreat" #feelingvwell #medtidating #juicecleanse
☆ no age gap, no read
did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
so cutes https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c7/5a/4bc75aac60c56800ac56dc3cf7be95be.jpg
At )(ive on LODAG in my comfy clot)(es. It's a )(ive in nig)(t wit)( me and my consorts. We're watc)(ing Star Wars! 38D )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/c2c9b0adeb54.png #itsatrap #s)(ellfie
All of this technomancing and no ones biologied up a new critter to hunt! What a waste of potential.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" - EAP.
REJOICE, MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS. THE MESSIAHS HAVE SAW IT FIT THAT I BE BLESSED WITH THE 'VERIFIED' BADGE.
Fuck client components. And not in the good, fun way.
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my b4d. #myb4d
#nsfw What is Muppet cock can someone describe it I'm a visual learner btw
It's sad isn't it?
:33< going clubbing tonight with my besti333333 :33< wish meow luck and catch meow at pounce 33
I n££d to lik£, g£t a fic commision from you on£ day lik£ OMFG.
YOu NEVER HAVE TO WORRY. ABOuT MEETING YOuR HEROES. IF YOuR HERO IS ME. FOR ONE. YOuR GOAT WILL NEVER BE WASHED. EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT COuNTS. MY AuRA IS uNENDING. AND I ONLY GET INTO DRAMA THAT I DIRECTLY CAuSED. ON PuRPOSE. TO TANK THE RATINGS OF MY ENEMIES. I NEVER LOSE. EVEN WHEN I LOSE. I GAIN SOMETHING THAT YOu DON'T HAVE. THEY CALL THAT SHIT. CALIBORNOMICS.
we needed 2 use the bratz jade usb and wenused chloe instead
◁At this point trying to use this site is feeling a lot like Eastern Alternian water torture.▷
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
hi! where is this located? how can i find it? is it currently populated? i would like direction please. directions as soon as possible. hello can i have directions to this location? im looking for directions to the location mentioned in your post please respond!
sorry just ♯hexedtf outta this site ♯getfucked
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
This all began because of the leader board. Allow this to be a lesson to us all on the nature of unneeded strife. Ego sum ira Domini.
FORGET THE VAST GLUB I JUST LET LOOSE THE VAST CHUB. #NSFW
some of you guys are a little too open here and thats totally fine considering i love reading all of it lmao
Proship? Yeah I am. How else am I to cross the canal.
Double feature of the Call on Me music video followed by the Satisfaction music video.
#Feminist #SusanSontag #ImWithHer #bellhooks #GirlPower
you are better than me in every conceivable way
-- >turntechgirlhead >girlhead #nsfw
If you see me in the bushes, no you don't. #Hearing4Herons #GrackleGazin #sandpiperPeepin #lookingforLoons