♣ mediated by @twitchingRoadcull
ONE DAY, ALL OF YOUR LIES WILL UNRAVEL. YOUR FACADES OF BEING “GOOD PEOPLE” WILL FALL. YOUR LOVE AND YOUR PITY WILL BE REVEALED AS THE MANIPULATIONS THEY ARE. THEN YOU WILL ALL SEE I’M RIGHT.

ATTENTION GAM8LIGNANTS. I know you fools have 8een lollygagging on this a8surd "social media platform" when my 8ack is turned. Taking 8ets on YOUR captain's social media activity is a dangerous ho88y. I'd suggest you choose wisely.
I like the one called Vriska.
Hm. The silence has started to reach the point I find concerning.

yes you fools my masterw plan is finally complete it took a lot longerw than i thought because unforwtunately i rwelied on everwyone else and everwyone else is incrwedibly slow and dumb and can t hold a converwsation forw shit but it does not matterw because the night has finally come and i have finally crwossed ten thousand kull i have achieved the big leagues specifically forw chittrw because i am alrweady in severwal massive leagues outside of this place but now i can cement my rwights herwe furwtherw with such achievements

uhh... no, i didnt? hearing that a fella vwears eyeliner doesnt scream that to me? yknowv that evwery leading man on the silvwer screen is vwearing make-up, right?
)(umans be posting embarrassing s)(it on )(ere take yo asses back to face book on c)(ittr and aint efin got no c)(itin

be honest how pissed do you think karkat would get if i went up to him and reenacted that one tiktok audio he talkin 67 i wanna 69 and then i point at his shirt while wiggling my eyebrows in a manner that can only be described as 2d undulation scale of 1 to 10 how pissed

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I Am Not Clingy And I Am Certainly / Not / An Omega, So Both Of These Descriptors Are Inaccurate And Something Is Clearly Wrong With The Site As A Whole. #omegaversequiz

If the m◎uth bites while I feed it, I'll let it, but I will ⟁ls◎ b⟁ckh⟁nd the shit ◎ut ◎f them. We c⟁n m⟁ke ⟁ g⟁me ◎ut ◎f it. BUT, my l◎y⟁l d◎g d◎esn't bite me. He's t◎◎ cute f◎r it. I'd ⟁ls◎ rip his stupid fish fins ◎ff if he tried.

does such a bad job at jerking off you sigh, shake your head, and tell me "just stop, ill do it, okay?" #vweaponizedincompetence #nsfwv

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