♦ pitied by @undefyingMess
1ts probably 1n the ocean 1 got a lusus look1ng for 1t currently
(( it will be up in a few hours))
1ts a club that belongs to the grand h1gh blood
Theres different classes for concussions?? What do they teach?
1 lost someth1ng
1 am doomed
I think these guys are supposed to be kinda bitter? idk that might be your jam
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https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames7.png yawn! boring! #stridergames day 4 passes without note
> i normally don't like too many human games, but this game "Clash Royal" is some HEAT. > mfw i enjoy pwning little wrigglers and making them cry. > i run 3.0 xbow cycle against megaknight LOSERS. > what a skill issue! > if anyone wants my friend code so i can whoop your sorry rump, hit me up.
> okay WOW i'm glad i left that store. > swarming with drones! > little does anyone know that the culprit is making this chittr post in a nearby dump! LOL > leaving it after this post because some rancid fuckwit will snitch. > these rats can suck me from bulge to nook. haters hate that they can't be me so they wanna rid of me. > neither will happen though! stay mad and sad.
arigatou nee ( ＾ω＾ ) httpz://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdHBjcG9zbzBqc3phb3M0Nmo4NTM2cW4zOWMyc3U5MGt4eDhidDV0MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/W9MrfVxE4z2Zi/giphy.gif
> holy FUCK > finally up after drooling over my keyboard with my face buried in it due to mind honey. > folykl wasn't lying, that shit is no joke! > mfw never doing that shit again without her. > mfw now feeling like i wanna just fuckin' die now lol. > i did this to myself. > fuck.
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haha, oh you a1n't seen noth1n yet, doll };) just wa1t hehehe...
yessss 💪💪 trash pals for L1FE... yo the eastern beforan on th1s show goes so hard ngl...
†hey dumped ano†her pile of bodies. i guess i have a lo† of shi††y work †o do. unless someone here wan†s a corpse before †hey're buried for some fucked up reason. hmu.
H*LL yes g1rl... let me know what you th1nk }:) uh but fa1r warn1ng, 1t does get k1nda nasty somet1mes...
ok so l1ke, the ma1n k1d 1s th1s super bad *ss... but he's also super 1nto trash? but the whole world 1s bas1cally trash, so 1t's l1ke, whatever, r1ght... but l1ke, 1t's super cool, cuz the WAY he loves the trash g1ves that sh*t power, yo... you gotta g1ve 1t a shot, f1rst ep 1s k1nda ba1t n sw1tch so g1ve 1t a couple ep1sodes or so haha...
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i think, and i wonder. so i'm coming to the conclusion: i'm parting from chittr and just, stuff in general. i don't know for how long, i of course plan to come back. now is not a good time when you're having to juggle more than you've already had. casey will be with @carcinoGenetwinkist and @turntwinkGodhead at home, hopefully she'll be okay without me for a few days. take care for now, pesterchum and chittr.
> so ive beenz thunkin reeeeal hard, sizzling somr hardcore shit in my pan. > why don't we like... make a psiionic fuvkin olympics or some shit? > soooo many explosionz wilk ensue. > maybe iss the honey givin me these whavk fuck ideas. > but ts sounds BALLER
> heard of it! been meaning to get a gander at that. > is it any good?
> Be me. > decide to boot up a new vidya i got from some tech trash pile, all full of fairybull-shit games and such. > throw that fucker into my husktop. > mfw i'm too exhausted to look through the files. > immediate SHITSTORM happens. > computer begins to smoke, but it works! no exploding ensued. > quickly restart the fucker. > HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A GAME NOWADAYS FOR FREE THAT ISN'T SHIT/A TROJAN? > image related. i need a smoke after that tomfuckery. > mfw i don't even smoke. > image related. > i'm a fucking idiot lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd33edda1d09.png
:33 < nyo its nyot!! :33 < beclaws mewr loyal when someone picks mew as mewr one and only!!
WORDS OF A BEFUDDLED, EMOTIONALLY TOUCH-STARVED REPROBATE IF I'VE EVER HEARD THEM. THE SERKETPOSTING BEAM HAS CLEARLY FRIED YOUR ROTTEN THINKPAN THROUGH YOUR GANDERBULB SOCKETS. THE PIECE OF YOU THAT I WILL CLAIM IS A PIECE YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. EXCEPT AS A GREASY BLUE SMEAR ON THE BOTTOM OF MY STRUTPOD.
yES HELLO i AM tAVROS, iT IS NICE TO MEET YOU,
we can find more appropria†ely fi††ing names.
im just saying have we tried making a fort about this? #fortfriday.
ARE MY EXPECTATIONS TOO FUCKING HIGH?
> That fight night was a JOKE. > Nobody even ended up breaking any bones like that! > Shit is L A M E . > Mfw I just want to see REAL violence.
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
For you, I would recommend a soothing chamomile tea!
Sounds like a splendid time, friend! I could make us a nice lunch to go along with it, as well!
Oooh, now I want some tea myself! I'll have to see if we have any...
Oho, just about! There are calming teas, medicinal teas, invigorating ones, sleep-inducing ones, too many kinds to count! Ginseng tea is quite good for supporting the immune system and encouraging the flow of energy. What might your favorite tea be?
Good evening, my friends! Isn’t it a beautiful night? I begin every dusk by pouring myself my favorite drink. In my tongue, this delicious concoction is known most commonly as “scalding leaf fluid.” However, I have also come to appreciate the simpler name loaned from other languages: tea! My favorite type of tea is made with the roots of the ginseng, a plant native to the eastern mountains and requiring many sweeps of growing before they are ready for harvest. Like the ginseng, we must nurture ourselves, and the fruit of our patience will nurture others. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4e126cd4683.jpeg
> FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO ADD IMAGES FUCK FUCK FUCK GAAAAAAAH I JUST LOST SO MUCH AURA OFF MY LAST POST NOOOOOOOOO. > Mfw I wanna eat my own foot.
> HOLY FUCK THE EMPRESS HERSELF TRIZZA FOLLOWED ME!?!? > It's a dream come TRUE! > Never have I had my pusher flutter so much upon seeing a notification! > I swear I'll make the BEST BATTERY the Empire has EVER seen!!! > Mfw WINNING.
> Uhhhhhhuh. > Chat, is this "rizz"? > Mfw.
ok i survvivved evveryone cheers
no he let me go because he felt bad like 15 hours later
Oh dear. My best advice is warm water and dabbing with a paper towel! DO NOT RUB IT IN, doing that will make it stain!
> OKAY. POSTING FROM MY *SECOND* HUSKTOP! > Rustled some nasty human's jimmies so MUCH that they eradicated my shit! > Tfw now covered in fucking ash. > Mfw I had to put a fire out in my hair. > Mfw I uploaded MY OWN ENCRYPTION and firewalls instead if relying on normie tech. > TRY BLOWING MY SHIT UP NOW, FUCKER! LMFAO!!! > Get BENT.
ok this is getting interesting someone get me popcorn
time travel is 0dd and unf0rtunate 0ften.
its cool
your choice will be taken into consideration then, thank you.
can i goddamn help you @mellisonantEleutheromania https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1495250289610063962/1501689973055684698/image.png?ex=69fcfd45&is=69fbabc5&hm=ca1cdcb8237e783d19a84b79e5cb6e05de97f04723e2256eefaa98ae3f95e32e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1014&height=936
XDXD I would much prefer it if I didn't sleep through half of my entire day. XDXD
XDXD Aaand that's all that I have been doing for the past sweeps I've been alive. The cycle just repeats and the Ouroboros continues to eat its own tail. XDXD
evveryone stop wwhat you’re doin im angry
