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[ M ] i had a vision, one which you will not enjoy in the slightest. you will never get a purpleblood to dominate you, my friend. and especially not one with tits the size of your head. i bade you farewell. #nsfw
i should follow more people... i want more fr13nds >X3 i love fr13nds
~>Closing ze b@kery @ little e@rlier tonight, d@rlings. I @m sorry to dis@ppoint. I hope you @ll enjoyed wh@t you were @ble to get before closing, but I h@ve.... "buisness" with @ cert@in client. Toimmorows hours will be ze regul@r posted upon ze door. #v@gueposting<~
imma elaborate on the favor thing cuz some ppl asked in dms its an open deal means there aint no time limit to participate aight and yeah yall can keep it in yo back pocket to use later if u want but you GOTTA keep kultfarming until u ask me whatebber u want me to do for ya and no #nsfw shit keep dreamin
HANDMAIDEN (2016). A CLASSIC. TO THE POINT. THAT WHEN I FIRST SAW. THIS TWISTED TALE. I FORCED MY. AT THE TIME. HOES. TO WATCH IT WITH ME. AND I LEARNED. BASED ON THEIR SUBSEQUENT REACTIONS. THAT THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOE-SCARING MOVIE. IT IS ALSO. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. FIVE STARS. FIVE BALLS. PERHAPS EVEN MORE. #MOVIEMAID.
smart peeps make my life so muc)( easier, i reely didn’t t)(ink t)(ere were any still around 3B-)
[[WHERE IS HE]]Yo chat[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
I D(o)nT ThInk any (o)f y(o)u ar3 baS3D In r3alITy Wh3n y(o)u Thr3aT3n m3. "I hav3 a SW(o)rD" y3ah (o)kay? I alS(o) hav3 a W3ap(o)n??? I D(o)n'T juST SWIng my fISTS aT p3(o)pl3. H(o)n3STly, I'm m(o)r3 lIk3ly T(o) juST hIT y(o)u WITh a car! (o)r a ScuTTl3buggy!
✿ lol i need 2 get back 2 nature. time ta smoke some grass BAHHAHAA #substance
whoebber kultfarms for me rn ill owe u 1 favor it dont matter if its aboat offin someone or smth lame like cleanin yo hive #violence
…huh. hm. #vagueposting like 7ou don’t get mu(h vaguer than that
a bard is gonna wvait for a seer to remember the goddamn deal #vwagueposting
hh, ookkeeyy , tt, , tthhaann kk yyoo uu? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
If you happen to find yourself within my gaze, know that you are no more important than a blade of grass in my vast meadow. This is not meant as an insult. A blade of grass is still a thing of purpose. It bends, it drinks, it grows exactly as far as its conditions allow. It contributes its green insistence to a much larger image. This image is of a scope you will never comprehend. Yet, I would be remiss to say that the picture would be complete without you. You have each, in your own charming and fundamentally limited way, provided a point of color. A tremor in the field. A rustle worth noting. Some of you have responded to my attention with panic, others with flattery. Please understand that being followed on Chittr.ing does not equate to a summons, a judgement, or an invitation to importance. It exists solely as a reminder to you that, for the briefest of moments, you are visible. I invite you to enjoy this distinction as calmly as possible.
✨️ The stars today... ✨️ ... suggest allowing a moment two ground yourself before taking advantage of the optimistic atmosphere today. Meditate, practice gratitude, maybe do some pilates or journaling. Whatever clears your head. Lucky numbers are 5, 14, 17, 44, and 47! 47 especially today. Also, happy "Pride month"! My thoughts go out two anyone who is or has experienced struggling with identity, shame, and/or self-expression. This is just one reason why community is so important. 💛 ✨️🩷💜🩵✨️ #dailyhoroscope #fortune #pride
Take your medication by the way.
God she's adorable. #still #vagueposting
... Okay I think it's safe to say he's not mad at me anymore. Happy Pride.
This #Pride, the Gray House is partnering with Uzumaki Naruto to find Sasuke. Gay rights.
Happy Monday everyone! Hope you all had a good weekend and are ready to start the week running! -Gary
Thank you for not causing a ruckus today I have been stressed about a baby bird on the Gray House lawn for the last several hours.
A man is pulled over by the police for a broken headlight. The policeman looks in the car and sees a collection of knifes on the back seat. "Sir, may I ask why you have those knives?" - the driver replies "They're for my juggling act." The officer asks him to prove it, so he gets out of the car and begins to juggle the knives just as two men drive by, with one of them remarking "Wow, I'm glad I stopped drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard." #jokes @insecureNature
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It certainly has been a minute, but if anyone wishes to join me once more on a fine spring and/or summer day in Central Park to partake in only one of my many pastimes, find me, I'm the one with the brown paper bag full of cyanide coated peanuts. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀