Bronya Ursama
@ursaMajor
vV Hello! I am Bronya Ursama primary caretaker of the Brooding Caverns! It is a pleasure to meet you! Vv Please feel free to ask me any questions about grubs if you want! I'm happy to answer.
What is going on tonight?
BATTER UP < BATTING PRACTICE. COACH SAID TO ME, BATTUR, YOU NEED TO STOP. YOU ARE OBLITERATING EVERY SINGLE BALL WITH HAVE, AND THE LUCKY ONES THAT SURVIVE ARE GETTING KNOCKED SO FAR OUT OF THE PARK WE CAN'T RECOVER THEM. I'M SITTING ON THE BENCH WATCHING MY TEAMMATES HIT, AT MOST, DOUBLES. PATHETIC. > HOMERUN
Aw, sorry that's happening to you... I'm sure you'll get your spotlight soon!
BATTER UP < I AM ALREADY IN THE SPOTLIGHT. I AM THE GREATEST SLAUGHTER SPHERE PLAYER THAT TROLLKIND HAS KNOWN AND WILL EVER KNOWN. BUT THANK YOU I WOULD LIKE TO HIT MORE BALLS. > HOMERUN
Haha... If only I could get whisked away!!! And have no cares! :^)...
Also for that human Mother's day celebration there is a woman I appreciate a lot! From a human movie John showed me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a3246ba2ca0.jpg
I'm just surprised there's an appreciation day for us Jades... I never really realized it? Guess I've been that busy, sheesh!
We have an appreciation day??? #Dashwatching
What's mother's day?
yeah apparently ⓘts als໑ ass໑cⓘated wⓘth a b໑dy type ໑r s໑methⓘng fr໑m what ⓘve gathered and theres a term f໑r wantⓘng t໑ fuck m໑thers specⓘfⓘcally because ⓘ guess fuckⓘng y໑ur lusus ⓘs an ⓘdea y໑u can c໑me up wⓘth when y໑ure the same specⓘes ໑r s໑methⓘng???? ⓘnterestⓘng ⓘs ໑ne way t໑ put ⓘt lmfa໑ #nsfw
I don't think wanting to mate with your lusii in our society is okay.. But I can see why it's fine with humans.. It's because well they're the same species.. It's really quite fascinating to me!
yeah hey heres s໑me dⓘagettⓘc h໑mew໑rk t໑ w໑rk ໑n what d໑es the "mⓘlf" ⓘn "ⓘ thⓘnk y໑ure quⓘte the mⓘlf" mean dm me the answer and ⓘll grade y໑u fr໑m D t໑ A ໑n the nerdy ><en໑phⓘle scale lmfa໑ #suggestⓘve
ⓘ d໑nt kn໑w what y໑ure talkⓘng ab໑ut ⓘm just a g໑໑d Samarⓘtan ⓘndulgⓘng the alⓘen ⓘnterested ໑f a respected fⓘgure ⓘn the jadebl໑໑ caste lmfa໑
You all better treat my ward @karakozePierrot with respect!
he seems a real polite lil' feller, i reCkon he'll have no problems bein' respeCted! u◡u
Didn't think humans were that interested in our caverns.
I need a break again....
A caretaker's job is never finished I guess! Guess I gotta take care of all these grubs alongside the ones I was already raising!! AHAHAHAHA FUN!
can't waⓘt t໑ see just h໑w much m໑re "matr໑nly" y໑u get wⓘth these addⓘtⓘ໑ns lmfa໑
https://media.tenor.com/-kZOB16tELEAAAAC/this-is-fine-fire.gif
D-Did I just get followed by a bunch of grubs????
⚘ couldn't feed them all... please... do what ⚘ couldn't...
I wish I was back at that spa! It was so nice! :^(
My body aches so much....
Listen. Here's the strat. - Ice cold water. - Epsom salts - Frozen ice - Put 'em all in the tub and hop in. Works every time. Swear by it.
I do not appreciate you using such vulgar language and threatening me in my own post? What's wrong with you?
Nah, for hidin' da bodies. YES, your muscles, kid. S'wat I do when I get real fucked up. Works wonders.
Going to go rest, It was a very tiring night.... Good light!
I just want all these grubs we raise to have a chance....
The grubbies are so adorable! Sigh, sometimes I worry how things will go once I get exiled. Will the grubs be okay?
n໑ ໑ffence but there ⓘs a lⓘteral cadre ໑f ໑ther jades that are g໑ⓘng t໑ take ໑ver f໑r y໑u the m໑ment y໑u leave ⓘ am sure they wⓘll be as fⓘne then as they are n໑w lma໑
I'm just a concerned Jade matron.. It happens! I know the other Jades will do a good job, I'm overthinking is all.
໑h ⓘ thⓘnk y໑ur f໑ll໑wers are all faⓘrly aware ໑f just h໑w matr໑nly y໑u are after that pⓘcture y໑u p໑sted n໑t that ⓘm c໑mplaⓘnⓘng. p໑ⓘnt ⓘs ⓘt wⓘll d໑ yu໑ n໑ g໑໑d w໑rryⓘng ab໑ut the wrⓘgglers wh໑ wⓘll be ar໑und when y໑u are e><ⓘled because news flash y໑u w໑nt be ໑n alternⓘa anyway. s໑ f໑cus ໑n the ໑nes that are wⓘth y໑u rⓘght n໑w present tense s໑ y໑u w໑nt regret shⓘt later ໑n.
This is actually very sweet? Thank you. I'll keep this in mind.
n໑ w໑rrⓘes thⓘnk ໑f ⓘt as a thank y໑u f໑r all the pⓘctures y໑u have p໑sted ໑f y໑urself lma໑.
the venn dⓘagram ໑f cute and hⓘlarⓘ໑us reactⓘ໑ns t໑ flⓘrtⓘng mⓘght just be a flat cⓘrcle lma໑
Karako says, "Honk!" By the way!
If you all didn't know my ward is a clown, so please don't bother me about your weird clownhate.
I'll admit though, I do appreciate a clown trying to raise another.. Sounds tough.
I don't raise trolls myself, mostly grubs. It's the lusii that does most of the work so hearing about another version of me actually being the lusus sounds like it's hard work!
>--D=Yeah=I=understand=how=that=would=be=surprising=I=mean=trolls=aren't=meant=to=raise=other=trolls=regardless=of=how=high=their=caste=is=but=sometimes=a=good=mentor=figure=can=help=even=the=lowliest=wriggler=make=it=out=of=the=brooding=caverns=:P//<
I genuinely hope my clownself can raise that Jadeblood properly.. She worries me....
>--D=Do=not=worry=I=mean=she=is=a=purpleblood=and=no=offence=but=your=current=self=while=made=to=care=of=wrigglers=and=enjoys=benefits=that=arguably=extend=outside=of=our=glorious=hemospectrum=are=still=a=middling=caste=so=I=am=sure=your=alternate=self=will=use=her=regal=purple=to=take=good=care=of=the=wriggler=have=faith=haha=:)//<
I hope she does use her privileges for the good of that little troll! I swear, I'll have a stern word with her!