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Bronya Ursama

@ursaMajor

vV Hello! I am Bronya Ursama primary caretaker of the Brooding Caverns! It is a pleasure to meet you! Vv Please feel free to ask me any questions about grubs if you want! I'm happy to answer.

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Going to rest my head.. Good light!

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Panache is still persisting but I'm okay.. I think?

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make a cup of g1nger-rosemary tea, 1t 1s what 1’ve used to help others r1d themselves of panaches.

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happy t໑ hear that ⓘ mean w໑uld have been a shame ⓘf s໑meh໑w y໑u became a hⓘgher pⓘtched versⓘ໑n ໑f @apathetⓘcAp໑stacy

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Thanks! I will! I appreciate this tip so much! :^)

Oh gosh.. I'd be so ashamed of myself..

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@ursaMajor[UM]

ⓘ kn໑w rⓘght ⓘ w໑uld be t໑໑, every new day ⓘ thank the m໑ther grub f໑r av໑ⓘdⓘng that terrⓘble fate.

my head is killing me... what happened????

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i tolld you man. i tolld you #eridanweek was a bad scene

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i didnt expect things to go so badly... ougghgh i think i should just stick to the caverns...

@ursaMajor[UM]

drink some water. you are probablly dehydrated. are you near your caverns?

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ya im in my room i dont remember how i got here but im safe and there is water beside me im going to drink that now

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vV I FEEL SO ALIVE!! I'M KISSING A HOT PERSON!!! YAAYAYAYAYA!!! Vv #iwantcandy #eridanweek #trickster

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what ⓘn the fuck happened t໑ y໑u lmmfa໑

vV SOMEONE NAMED TAVROS KISSED ME AND NOW I AM SOOOOOO ALIVE!! OH MY GOSH I LOVE EVERYONE!!! I LOVE BEING ALIVE!! Vv #trickster

I have to head off for now. Duty calls! Good Light!

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Ehem...

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I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!

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genuinely insane thing to say, i will keep my thoughts to myself ⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞

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@awkwardPyre[AP]

Someone said I'd look nice I had to know.

@ursaMajor[UM]

oh,,,, sorry,,,, i should pro848ly 4sk permission first!!!! you just g4ve me 4n ide4 4 my next #nsfw flushfic,,,, is 4ll!!!! 4n oiled up m4tronly j4de8lood sounds like it''''d slot right in with wh4t i''''ve got pl4nned

Well as long as the Jade isn't me personally I'm fine with the idea being used!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

no no no,,,, of course not!!!! your post will merely serve 4s the inspir8ion 4 such im4gery.

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I'd love to read it then!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

i think i agree

@ursaMajor[UM]

why,,,, sister!!!! i h4d no ide4 you were into concupiscent fics,,,, let 4lone those concerning r4in8ow drinkers. very sh4meful!!!! 8ut i c4n''''t 8l4me you~~~~

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@awkwardPyre[AP]

how do i delete a reply

Ahahha.. It's a guilty pleasure of mine.. Always loved rainbow drinker erotica... It's nice to read.

Maybe I'll try attending the next event... I feel kind of left out.

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I guess so! Although if it's sensual I wouldn't think of it that way! I'm fine massaging nude bodies but I wouldn't think of it as a "horny" thing. Just a heads up if we do end up doing it. #nsfw ish

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@ursaMajor[UM]

right of course! i feel the same way, no worries. it would probably involve massaging nude bodies and then putting on some kind of swim wear maybe.

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Then this is fine if it's just normal massages! I think you'd enjoy it!

@ursaMajor[UM]

yes i think you will too! there is one thing though. can we also maybe invite lynera to join us? so she can get #oiledup with us as well.

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I'm not sure if Lynera would be up for it? She's not the type to like to be touched.. Unless the massages come from me...

@ursaMajor[UM]

she actually reached out to me personally in private to ask to join us! she was too shy to speak up about it in public haha. i think she is very excited to see you #oiledup and would feel very left out if she were not able to do it together with you!

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I'd have to ask her myself!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

sure! personally i also think lynera would look amazing #oiledup. you agree right?

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I'm not sure how to comment on this. Sorry...

@ursaMajor[UM]

it's ok, i understand if you are shy to express that thought. i think lynera would be touched to know though so definitely let her know personally if you feel she would also look great #oiledup with us!

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I wish my cloistermates got along....

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Too many clashing ideals?

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Yeah....

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@ursaMajor[UM]

Wondering if there is any good way to bring them together. No shared interests at all in the caverns?

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Some of my cloistermates do share some interests but most of them clash with each other or don't agree with their views or what they do.

Busy busy busy!! Never have enough time to do much on this site.. :^/

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THOUGHT THIS SAID BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY I NEED TO GET GLASSES AND ALSO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. :o(

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The life of a hard worker never ends

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I don't have any selfies but I do have this photo of me from our orientation tome! #Selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a127c915409c.png

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[|||] a bit formal for myyyyyy tastes but still looks cute~

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Pretty. I lo+ve the o+utfit.

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It's part of the dress code sadly, I'd get culled otherwise!

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Thank you! It was handcrafted and sewn by one of our very talented Jades!

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Your sign fits so perfectly on the outfit!

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I know right? I'm surprised they managed to get it in like that! It's a nice touch.

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Thanks @voraciousInfovore for being my #1 chittr reactor!

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ⓘt ⓘs always nⓘce t໑ see s໑me໑ne beⓘng theⓘr genuⓘne wh໑les໑me self ໑n thⓘs platf໑rm and n໑t, say, f໑ll໑wⓘng c໑mm໑n trends and beⓘng edgy f໑r edgⓘness sake.

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I'm just being myself! Honest!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

and thⓘnk s໑me pe໑ple can't even manage that!!!

vV Looking at pictures of newly born grubs makes my pusher fill with such good feelings! They're so cute!!!! Vv

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Good news! My cavern mates enjoyed my baked goods! :^D

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w໑w that ⓘs s໑ g໑໑d t໑ hear and ⓘ am s໑ e><tremely happy t໑ hear that, here, have a b໑໑st t໑ b໑th y໑ur kull and whatever the fuck the ໑ther sc໑re was called.

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Oh thanks? :^O

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@ursaMajor[UM]

n໑ w໑rrⓘes ⓘ am just what humans w໑uld refer t໑ as a g໑໑d samarⓘtan :))))))

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What did you end up making?

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Grubcookies! And maybe some brownies. :^)

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Baked some goodies for the younguns and the grubs! I hope they enjoyed them. :^)

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I'm sure they appreciated it.

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vV Hehe! I love it when their faces beam up after eating a grubcookie! Vv

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@ursaMajor[UM]

O+h, I miss it so+metimes. Yo+u sho+uld po+st pictures o+f it so+metime.

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Will do! :^) It's one of the little things that make this job worth it.

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What a treat. Hope you made some for your cloistermates too!

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I did! But most of them are out right now...

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Oh! Uh... Wow.

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3rd night of #EridanWeek! I heard Troll Lady Gaga & Troll Pitbul both collaborated together! I wish I was there to experience it but alas, I have work.

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[[ I like that my Bronya is fine casually talking about pailing to her cloistermates but when it comes to strangers she gets all shy and flustered. LOL. ]] #nsfw

Happy 2nd night of #EridanWeek. I'm still not attending but I wish all attendees the best! :^)

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Sorry everyone I found out the kull system isn't serious. I thought I did something wrong found out Trolls just love to spam it sometimes for no reason.

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@ursaMajor[UM]

its mostlly really funny if the person is pathetic enough

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= B(---> Its Dead Serious A== Of Us Highb=oods Are Conspiring On How To Turn You Into A Jade Sp=atter You As We Speak #vio=ence

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Now you're just making stuff up to try to scare me. I have highblood friends who cherish me. :^/

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@ursaMajor[UM]

= B(---> I Wou=d Never Do That I Am A Champion For =owb=ood "rights"

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I haven't really thought of that being funny but to each their own! :^)

Riiiiight. You sure give off those vibes.

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@ursaMajor[UM]

you just need to devellop a heallthy sense of mallice and llearn to enjoy other peoplle falling on their face. sometimes due to tripping over your foot

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Hm... I'll try to keep this in mind.

You'll know when its 'true' pitch feeling versus fictitious online pitch feelings. But you seem far to kind to get into that kind of relationship dear

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Well I'm sure I'd probably develop those feelings for someone somehow! It's bound to happen.

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