♦ pitied by @ursaMajor
▼i▲ ▼yeah▲ ▼see you soon▲
▼▼I'll be back online tomorrow i can't tonight▲▲
▼let you know yeah?▲
▲found a way out▼ ▲permanently, i just- can't just leave on my own▼
▼just. Please come soon, before I leave...▲
▼please... I wanna see you▲
▼so, same as me i guess...▲ ▼look if you're, ever in Outglut... You know the burnt out buggy by the carven entrance, there's a half fallen out rusty hive there... Just... Just knock on the door▲
▼and... that human you wanted to- be with- fuck i know it's a secret but i don't care anymore did you find what you're fucking looking for out there at least???▼
I'm sending you positive vibes and a warm hug. I'm open to talk, if you'd like to.
▼did you find him at least?▼
▼▼i waited for you, y'know▼▼
▼▼ha ha ha ha ha fucking bullshit fuck the cloister I'm my own bitch and I'm not fucking taking these people just popping into my life that i didn't fucking choose and trying to mess shit around!▲▲
▼don't daraya me right now▲
▼▼UGHH i haven't even been in the cloister building for- perigrees now, you didn't even fucking notice...▲▲ ▼look it's whatever... I should just- stop whining about this stupid shit▲
▼whatever▲
▼hearing Bronyas voice echoing the words "jades are natural caretakers" in the back of my head like a shitty version of a dead mentor from a shitty movie▲
▲it's whatever glad you're alive i guess▼ ▼but seriously don't pretend you actually care about me▲
▼and there she goes again▲ ▼▼guess i should be used to this by now▲▲
▼▼▼hangover..........▲▲▲
naknaknaknaknak i can test that if you want. hit my dms ;V
⏾ I'm f﴾ ﴿nd ﴾ ﴿f bennye and mehr﴾ ﴿n, me, if I g﴾ ﴿tta buy s﴾ ﴿me shit. Anythin' cream based is g﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿d, spreads nice and easy. C﴾ ﴿uld always snatch da bl﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿d ﴾ ﴿utta s﴾ ﴿me p﴾ ﴿' sucka and mix dat shit up y﴾ ﴿urself th﴾ ﴿ugh t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿.
⏾ It make ya face a lil stiff at first dependin' ﴾ ﴿n what y﴾ ﴿u use but ya get used t﴾ ﴿ it.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ everyOne i2 apart Of the clurch. WHETHER A2 DYNAMIC 2PLATTER OR A2 A MAGNIFICENT CONDUIT. the chOice i2 yOur2. ○ ● ○
sorry you replied to this so you are now naknaknak congrats!
:33 < efurryone here suddenly wants to tell me what to do!! :33 < i will nyot drink water, only soda!! :33 < i will nyot brush my fangs!! :33 < i will nyot fix my pawsture!!! :33 < i am a wild animal and i cannyot be tamed!!!
໑f all the tr໑lls ⓘd e><pect t໑ wear cl໑wnface y໑u were n໑t ໑ne ໑f them lma໑
peopLe sometimes caLL me "bLue hair and pronounces". shouLd i cuLL them?
I sh⚣uld be a better friend, im g⚣nna try s⚣mething t⚣mm⚣rr⚣w -3-
:33 < on one hand, stronger, faster, harder to kill :33 < on the opurr hand. mew glow purretty bright, and mew can only consume blood. :33 < soooooo... pros/cons
:33 < dear diary :33 < how come none of the bitches i yearn fur want me :33 < sincerely- nep
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( hi! don't worry about the ominous message ) -◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i'm just interested in seeing how that works out for you 8) )
A good place to start is to ensure you have food and water secured. Then, either make friends or find a hobby. If you already have a hobby, find a way to get back to practicing it.
whatever the hell 7ou want
▲what the fuck do you mean??▼ ▲what happened?▼
m7 understanding of the (averns is that ever7one sneaks out all the time forever an7wa7s
c< well, if yOu ever Need aN excuse, iM sure tHeres sOMetHiN i cOuld dO 2 Help >c
c< gO 4 it! i believe iN yOu! >c
direct examination testimony: skill issue
i think i saw another bron7a for a bit there…
inimitable...
genuⓘnely grateful y໑ure h໑ldⓘng t໑gether kⓘnda
ⓘf y໑u rec໑rd the c໑nversatⓘ໑n ⓘd pay lⓘteral g໑ld f໑r ⓘt
yep c໑ngratulatⓘ໑ns y໑u ໑nly needed tw໑ hⓘnts th໑ugh they were pretty bⓘg lma໑
ya 6ot this ma'am, i believe in ya! ^◡^
surname has a p໑rtⓘ໑n whⓘch rhymes wⓘth bet
ⓘll gⓘve y໑u a hⓘnt they are als໑ jadebl໑໑ded
EXCVSE·ME·I·MEANT·MESSIAHS·THAT·IS·REPVLSIVE
y໑u sh໑uld keep a cl໑ser eye ໑n them ⓘ heard s໑me໑nes been stealⓘng them and smugglⓘng them ໑ut ໑f y໑ur unⓘverse lma໑
▼▼▼Lynera▲▲▲
▼▼@ursaMajor call off your barkbeast before i put her down▲▲
-normally i wouldnt be interested in the affairs of those outside the caverns but im afraid i have to make sure SOME PEOPLE arent sullying Bronya's reputation!!! I MEAN THE CLOISTER'S REPUTATION!!!
⠀
Cough cough Screw the caverns
ⓘ have been trapped by my w໑rds ⓘll tell y໑u ⓘn prⓘvate lmfa໑
what thats the e><act ໑pp໑sⓘte reactⓘ໑n ⓘ was e><pectⓘng
ⓘ d໑nt kn໑w what y໑ure talkⓘng ab໑ut ⓘm just a g໑໑d Samarⓘtan ⓘndulgⓘng the alⓘen ⓘnterested ໑f a respected fⓘgure ⓘn the jadebl໑໑ caste lmfa໑
yeah hey heres s໑me dⓘagettⓘc h໑mew໑rk t໑ w໑rk ໑n what d໑es the "mⓘlf" ⓘn "ⓘ thⓘnk y໑ure quⓘte the mⓘlf" mean dm me the answer and ⓘll grade y໑u fr໑m D t໑ A ໑n the nerdy ><en໑phⓘle scale lmfa໑ #suggestⓘve
ⓘts cus they are freaks and are theⓘr ໑wn lusⓘⓘ and the ໑nes b໑rn wⓘth "gⓘrl stuff" gⓘve bⓘrth t໑ every໑ne else and are called m໑thers whⓘch ⓘs what ⓘts celeberatⓘng lma໑
Humans got 2 lusii-likes that raise us directly. one of ems got boy stuff goin on the other one has lady stuff goin on. Tl;dr we're celebratin the one with lady stuff! iirc some trolls hit both father n mothers day as General Lusus Days but im nnot an expert on non of that!!!!
#LetJaneSmellTheCaverns #ForScience Get it trending.
God forbid I ask the real questions in my quest to become ever-more educated on the subject of trolls. Such as this. Does a fresh-hatched grub have that warm buttered-baby scalp scent, or would I find the odor repulsive. Like a burning tire skidmark. We may need to test this hypothesis in real time. @grimAuxiliatrix
NO! there's too many of them to even be worth try⚘ng!
⚘ couldn't feed them all... please... do what ⚘ couldn't...
"Don't spit ill on the hemoist despots" you lose the discussion, good night miss.
>--D=You=would=be=surprised//<
OH SHIT! This multiverse fuckery is more comedic over every clurch sermon combined, I'm so fucking sorry you've got to suffer through this
@ursaMajor Please be more mindful of yourself when you indulge in vices, I covered you the best I could and left you some warming tea to detox your system when you wake up. Most of the grubs are tended to for now, but there may be a few extra jobs left before I had to leave Thank you for allowing me time in the caverns, you have been an absolutely wonderful host and I hope to return in future sweeps to help maintain future generations~ #substance
[|||] oooh,,, dooo you waaant me to cooome help yooou ouuut???
I am once again feeling lightheaded after reading posts fro ftyvig ob g
my strutpods hurt like crazy / that was a lot of walking around and dancing and singing and drinking / as much as i like parties i'm an introvert deep in my pusher and it shows / i am absolutely exhausted
Sitting myself down for a brief moment, grubs are incessantly needy today. So many FMCs on the timeline...I'd do my own but I don't really feel such attraction to many trolls. Its always pale feelings here. Sure I may 'like' a lot of posts, but thats just because i like everybody~ You'd have to do a whole lot to make me hate you
when you are doing fuck marry kill, does fuck imply you are just fucking them once or is that person your perpetual fuck buddy even after you get married? and does marry imply you DON'T want to fuck them or does marrying them imply you want to fuck them more than just once and are securing your dedication to them BY marrying them? i have never been clear on this. #nsfw #fmk.
i get. cO+nfused with A+ mO+vie chA+rA+cter. A+ lO+t. it gets A+. B+it exhA+usting. telling peO+ple i A+m. nO+t A+n A+ctO+r. im just A+n A+verA+ge trO+ll. with A+ similA+r nA+me. #identitycrisis #edswO+rld
the hell's hλppening now thλt i hλven't been online for?
i don’t know if i can do the fuck marry kill thing. there are admittedly a lot of people i want to do all of those things with. #nsfw #fmk.
of course you'd suggest i do some hive cLeaning for fun Lmaooo.
I forgive you if you decided to “kill” me when given a list of people to “fuck/marry/kill.” I understand.
what am i gonna do tonight...fuuuck it's aLways so difficuLt to choose cLoser thing or farther thing that is the question.
honestLy thinking about jeevik week reminds me that i reaLLy need to catch the mask again in concert.
uh huh. sure. even if its not her Like...obvious much? Lmao
the purpLe one with the Light coLored hair you keep taLking to on the tL. i have eyes Lmao but whatever, im not pressed about it good for you or whatever
[|||] jaaacket theft iiis a biiig problem iiin both curreeent and paaast relationshiiips,,,
dysfunctionaL in a pLatonic way, i wasn't bringing anything up about quads. that was aLL you. i get im running through your pan and aLL but Like move on LoL. anyway yeah i remember suuuuuuch a sweet gesture. and then you took it back and Lost it or something because i don't have it. Like fuck i guess iLL Look again some time if you want me to so bad.
it's gonna take a task force
do we have to do this on chittr in front of everybody? i dont have your jacket girL...youre making us Look dysfunctionaL out here.
anyway question about aLien romance custom answered gotta bounce LoL.
I think it’s the human wvord for a moiraillegiance.
i think you bind yourshellf to your close frond?
human aLien thing you basicaLLy get some poor sap in aLL four quads at once and you LegaLLy have to keep them there for the rest of your Life. sad right? hey. by the way
paiL: trizza tethis (id make a great sugargrub) pity: cridea jeevik (free pass to jeevik week) cuLL: zebruh. #nsfw
you guys dont want to know my answers
everyone's taLking onLine about who they'd marry but very few of you have ever actuaLLy dated someone Lmaoo
Ohmy god I think I'm winning Chittr? I should get deunk and hornypost more often, what the fuuuuuuuuck. #substances #nsfw
So far it has been 10 hours in the caverns and I have loved every second. So many adorable grubs, so much to do. Oop theres anothermesstoclean backtowork! Breaks can wait till I collapse~
If you require a few days of break do say, I can handle several on my feet without break~
Nowaynohow! Ihavegrubstotendtothesepreciousbuggersaretooadorabletoquit~ Evendespitetheconstantneedinessthisismylife!
ThankyoufortheworkIhaven'tstoppmovinginthepast2hoursIlovethis~
oooh, and just Like that i gtg from chittr for a minute too bad so sad...
aLright here's the deaL: there's a rave at the cLub tonight but you're onLy aLLowed in if you have a date. whoever comes with gets a years discount on weed and i'LL kiss you after the rave
I guess we jades are just used to long hours. But truthfully, take an off day. You may need to whip (metaphorically!!) your compatriots into shape to take up slack. But you deserve it!!
nothing Like a cup of caffeinated bean fLuid and a nothing to get me going in the evening.
hi / so / why is there a betting pool on what my lusus is / i appreciate the enthusiasm / but that's an invasion of privacy / so please stop
[|87 :: No noth;n to worry about at all. 1 am clearly a qual;f;ed pract;t;oner of var;ous med;cal procedures. 1 can obv;ously be trusted [|;7
[}===[- } I'm going to be so honest,,, I know I just made the account,,, but I'm digging a new plot,,, this stomachache has hands!!,.!!,.!!!,.. the plot is for me by the way..,..,.,. to lay in,.,..,..,....
ugggggh. oh my god girL, yes i see you #vague #girLprobLems
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
▼▼▼UGH SHE'S SO DUMB▲▲▲ ▼▼I wish i was in a normal fucking cloister with normal stupid easy problems like whos fucking doing lusus poop scoop duty or something like that and not THIS▲▲
books ♡: fiction ◇: romance ♧: thriller ♤: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
Sigh. You try to raise them right, yet their attitude is fated to be cantankerous at best.
Trying SO+ hard to+ make this dress lo+o+k go+o+d. Maybe I've lo+st my to+uch.
yesterday ψas so hard, I'm orcay noψ. #recovered #beingbeautifulishard #lifeishard
IT IS REAL. IT IS TIME. IT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
LOATHING. ATTRACTION. DISGUST. MANY REASONS.
wEll that fEEls rudE to tEll somEonE.
D --> I delved too greedily and too deep and Chittr kicked me out for a second for sending too many requests by scrolling too much
GO FIND SOMEONE IM SURE THERE WOULD BE A PERSON WHO WOULD WANT TO KISS YOU.
I DID NOT MEAN TO HATE THAT IGNORE THAT. same gil same tho
It is done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32095453622d.png #gore #eridanweek
:(((((((( im sad baddies.
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
Fuck my stupid sexy life, my bitch cloister head found me. I haVe to actually go and do my job. #SuffocateMe
Lynera Went doWn to the Hatching CaVern the other day to check on the grubs. "It's hard looking into those empty, brainless eyes", I heard one of the grubs say.
She found me, Which means the other one is ineVitable. #Vagueposting
Unfortunately, the caVerns did not collapse on top of me While I slept, so I liVe another night.
Break me out of the hellhole, it is suffocating in here.
et tu roxy this one actually hurts
I heard there's a crucifixi9n g9ing 9n..? That really 6rings me 6ack. #pun #mem9rylane #itsn9tas6adasy9umightthink #iamc9ncerneda69uthisdeathth9ugh #wh9isall9wingthis?
"All lives are sacred!" "Torture is wrong!" I'm starting to suspect some of you aren't true haters. #EridanWeek #OnlyTrueHaters - MC Oleana
somebodys balls got caught in the microwave
Ugh. Any other Jade of my cloister, keep your shit aWay from mine. This is the second time I nearly used someone else's disgusting hair brush.
▼did bronya or lynera just put safety settings on our cloister internet wtf▲ ▼I get it for wanshi but gog at least tell us we're not wrigglers▲
▲hah, found an old store of booze from, idk, some cloister matron whos been dead forever, i think it's still good, best drink I've gotten since Lynera stuck her sniffsponge into my shit and made me come back▼
♥️ Lowblood ladies are so beautiful. ♥️ There's just something about them...
i can't!!! i have so many things to think about!
everyone i have a confession to make. i STILL have not fucking slept.
I'm not feeling too well right now. Physically and emotionally. I think I've run this persona to the ground. Maybe a break is due.
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
iT DOESN'T MATTER i DID IT i DID THE THING i FORCED YOU TO JOIN AND THEN
oH MY GGOD i'M, sO SORRY,
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
Will I ever feel the touch of another again.
▼▼▼whatever▲▲▲
▼▼you're the fucking worst▲▲
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲
genuinely insane thing to say, i will keep my thoughts to myself ⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
that shit was fucking fire! especially tavros getting a steel chair thrown at his head at the end LOL #eridanweek i need to go to the hospital.
Wondering if there is any good way to bring them together. No shared interests at all in the caverns?
▼▼▼uuuughhh▲▲▲ ▼▼oh my gog you can't be serious▲▲
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THOUGHT THIS SAID BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY I NEED TO GET GLASSES AND ALSO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. :o(
▲oh my gog this is so funny, i think two thirds of her likes are bronyas posts▼ ▲maybe this won't be totally lame, worth a couple laughs▼
▼▼why the fuck can't you buy a single train ticket as a jade the dumbass machine keeps trying to get me to buy a group ticket▲▲ ▼gog do they think we only move in packs i swear▲
▼▼▼the simp got here pack it up everyone funs over▲▲▲
▼▼so lame▲▲
▼▼▼ughhh you're not my lusus▲▲▲
▲@ursaMajor gonna be away from the cloister for a bit, hitting up a few parties, @eternalLife is gonna cover my shifts▼ ▲guess the hornyposting trend wasn't totally lame after all▼
▲turns out @aRquiusprite took it into his own hands and hated every chit I posted so i got to @ursaMajor 's threshold guess that was kinda cool of him▼ ▲so now I've got more Kult and Kull than her, finally▼
I suppose you haven't noticed the plethora of individuals making broad sweeping judgements about all jades, cloistered or not? Or maybe you're just better at keeping your cool about it. I think it may be a side-effect of being in something of an echo chamber for as many sweeps as I've been; there's been very little braggadocio and absurd bulge waving to make me want to raise my hackles. Regardless, I'm impressed at how well you keep your cool, worry about the kull ratio notwithstanding.
▼every single one of them▲
i mean it can be serious. depends on the person. theres a certain troll for which i hate just about every chitt i see from him, and often vice versa, and id hit that bastard with a scuttllebuggy no hesitation. nonllethally but llike haha fuck that guy
~lol me too
Some trolls just love to pitch-bait and hate react everything. Think nothing of it
~my kull score is pretty high too. i don’t think it really means anything aha
▼▼▼how the fuck does bronya have a higher kull score than me this is total hoofbeast shit▲▲▲
▲oh my gog bronya don't hate react this what the fuck▼
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
▲just remembered theres a nonzero chance of lynera appearing on this website and its already ruined my night▼
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▲i bet if i just disappeared one day it would take people a week to notice and i think that means i've done pretty good▼
▲can't even sleep right, sick, great, just what i needed▼
aIn't yOu sUpPoSeD To bE ClUsTeReD Up oR SoMeThInG?? WhAt'rE YoU EvEn dOiNg oN ChItTr iT'S DaNgErOuS FoR SuCh aN ImPoRtAnT RoLe oF A TrOlL LiKe yOu aHaHaHaHa
▲everyone participating in #eridanweek should lemme know so i can block you▼
I wonder how well I'd fare in the caverns as well. Never had time in a cloister, but I'm always keeping things tip-top so it can't be 'that' difficult. I may have to come visit sometime!
▲▲dont, give me permission to that ruins the whole point, fucking hell▼▼
▲▲knew it was too good to be true▼▼
I Couldn’t Agree More, Although I Don’t Particularly Enjoy When They Start Trying To Cull Each Other. That Makes The Whole Thing Less Prideful And More Vexing Especially When One Is Left To Clean It Up
#substance it's hitting / i'm so fucked
Actually thinking a8out it I fucked up a lot of potential quadrants huh?
i ate an entire jumbo bag of gummy growl beasts / i think they were eatables / i may be screwed #substance
yes it wwas a most tragic affair i wwas wwatchin it all go dowwn from the sidelines wwhile vvacationin on my privvate isle
I’m Glad To Be A Source Of Excitement For You, Can I Offer You A Welcoming Gift?
> If you're happy with it, I suppose. I can't say I'd want to go back, myself, now that I'm out. It's the one thing that stupid fish is good for.