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:o/ Some of you pity the strangest chits :o) Why am I getting pity reacts for simply musing about my interests...? :o) Also I know that this post will get ironic pity reacts :o) So allow me to get ahead of the curve and say, as the arbiter of what is funny, you are not motherfucking funny.

「(;ω;`*) megane-san hates that subaru took part in no spongebobbu day. ヽ(;▽;)ノ what kind of tomodachi is he.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san calls patrick subaru.]

IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, MARA WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY. MY WORK CONTRACT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE YOUR BELOVED STANMAID'S. SO MY CLOCK IS TICKING AT THE SAME PACE HERS DOES. WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT. CURSED WORKPLACE-MANDATED IMMORTALITY, FUCKWIT. IT'S A BITCH. BUT IT'S A BITCH WITH PERKS. DOWN, STRIPED PURRBEAST. YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO RIDE THIS RIDE.

HOW OLD ARE YOU. RIGHT NOW. THIS FUCKING INSTANT. GO TO MY CHITTR PROFILE RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT WHAT IT SAYS. I'LL WAIT. AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW LONG WE WANT TO WAGE THIS WAR FOR.
MY LOYAL HONORARY MAIDLING. I CAN ALWAYS TRUST YOU TO DEFEND MY LOATHSOME NAME. YOUR TARGET IS CHALKBOX @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST. UNFORTUNATELY FOR US BOTH. I NEED HIM IN ONE PIECE. FOR A FORTHCOMING MANDATORY WORK CELEBRATION. BUT THIS LEAVES HIM OPEN. FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL TERRORISM. AND CYBERBULLYING ALIKE. UNLEASH HELL. GIRLYGRUB.

AS CRUEL, MALIGNANT FATE WOULD HAVE IT, MY JOB CURRENTLY AFFORDS ME ALL THE TIME IN THE FUCKING WORLD. SO YEAH, I'VE GOT TIME FOR AN ALL-TIME STANWAR. I DON'T PRETEND TO THINK I CAN TOP HER NUMBERS IN PURE STANLEGIONARY COUNT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET THAT MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF CHUTE-KISSING ASSHATS ON THIS SITE WILL VOUCH FOR MY ABILITY TO PLAY EMOTIONAL TEKKEN. BRING IT ON, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.

@naughtyTechnician I #NEED DAT KRYQUZZY LEMME HIT TWIN /HJ /J /ZRZ

"chuckle chaser" haha
if anyone wwants to hire eridan extermination i accept requests, just givve me the coordinates and ill hit em wwith the crosshairs

Thank y.o°u highbl.o°o.d

.its not about thaT .entirely fucking platoniC .if you catch unrequieted pitch its your own faulT
「 Everything hurts. ⥮

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Nope, only requests!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Times are hard enough as is...don't need ewe any better 'r less off fer somethin' I do outta th'passion 'o my pumper...feel free t'pop on over t'DMs at any time...!!!! Requests are processed in th'order I receive 'em!

(I WILL)

OK...I WONT POZT IT ON AO3...

⚗ remem🝭er, the most POWERFUL spell availa🝭le phor the novi☾e is GUN.

* #relatable
You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.
In case anyone was wondering, I do NOT possess any prehensile appendages. All is boilerplate in the Pretsi biology. Not that anyone SHOULD be wondering, to be clear.
Is this a new shirt? A new hairstyle? ▣h, I kn▣w! Y▣u did s▣mething different with y▣ur h▣rns. ▾ S▣mething ab▣ut this picture is just s▣ slightly ▣ff. Maybe they caught y▣u at an unflattering angle. Hmm. ▾
<-|--|~~ i have recovered from laSt nightS #rumbleindapumpkinpatch and aSide from the harrowing concluSion i thoroughly enjoyed mySelf great Show aS alwayS.
where my friends at for #fuckyourfriendsfriday #nsfw

...I didn't realize they had plushies ⚣f Eridan.

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hey guys its me the anon who submitted the confession abt a certain goldblood incel lol do you guys think my standards are low like are they tho genuine question pls answer thabks #chittranonymous

Among the rustblood village-fleets, where kettles are often communal and ownership is a negotiable superstition, tea is poured low and close to the cup. This is not humility. This is a silent conversation and conversion. A rustblood pour wastes nothing; no leaf, no steam, no implication. The pot is held in both hands, spout tucked nearly against the rim, producing a thin, practical stream. To splash is to insult the labor that boiled it. To overfill is to suggest someone will live long enough to enjoy abundance. Rustbloods are quite peculiar. Their pot is ugly, usually. Not even with a 'rustic' charm. But the ugliness is earnest. The fire-blackened belly, the wire-wrapped handle, one side dented from being dropped during bad weather. The lid does not fit correctly. The spout has been repaired with a strip of hammered scrap, a bead of resin, and the salvaged mouthpiece of some other dishware. It is passed from hand to hand until its dignity is completely ruined. A proper rustblood pour begins with proximity. The spout is brought very near to the cup, almost intimate, almost apologetic. There is no long golden arc, no theatrical stream, no caste-flattered demonstration of wrist and distance. The tea is guided down the inside wall of the vessel, not dropped into it. It should make very little sound. A whisper. A dark line. A small, obedient accumulation. To pour loudly is to advertise that you have more than enough. This is vulgar. Rustbloods are not immune to vulgarity, however. They have made entire folk traditions from vulgarity, most of them charming and several actionable by drone. But waste-vulgarity is different. A splash on the table is not merely tea lost. It is boiled water lost. Fuel lost. Time lost. A hand’s worth of gathered root or bark or bitter leaf lost. A warmth that could have entered someone’s chest, instead offered to the wood, the dirt, the deck, the communal floorboards, the same hungry Alternian surface that already owns everything else. So the cup is tilted. The pourer hooks one finger against the rim, turns the cup slightly, and lets the tea crawl. It is a technique learned early by necessity and later mistaken, by outsiders, for gentleness. However, as gentle as it seems, it is truly a manner of precision born out of debt. Wigglers learn it with cooled water, pouring into cracked shell-cups and scavenged tins. Not because anyone truly cares about the practice cup, but because it stands in for all future scarcity. The first cup is not filled. In the older rustblood custom, the first cup is a measure, not a serving. It receives a narrow pour, perhaps two fingers deep, and is held up to the light. One checks the color, the grit, the oil-sheen, the presence of anything wriggling with ambition. If the tea is acceptable, the measure-cup is passed to whoever can most afford to be poisoned. Their tongue tests its mettle. Then, if the weakest survives the first mouthful, the stronger ones may drink with less complaint. There are variations. In some work-camps, the first measure is given to the one who brought the water, because it is understood they had the earliest opportunity to ruin it. In certain river-bottom settlements, it goes to the youngest ambulatory troll, based on the theory that they are more likely to announce a bad taste before etiquette could end them. In funeral kettles, the first pour is tipped into the dirt, but only a little. The dead are honored. They are not permitted to bankrupt the living. The second pour establishes the table. Rustbloods rarely fill one cup completely before moving to the next. That is a higher-caste habit: possession first, fairness by performance. A rustblood pour goes around. A little into yours, a little into mine. This ensures equality throughout the pour. The pot circles until the tea is gone or the cups are mutually disappointing. This produces a very particular social pressure. No one can claim they were forgotten without accusing the room. Rustblood etiquette is often described by outsiders as crude. As if they have seemingly forgotten that lace and prose is not complexity. A rustblood can determine, from the thickness of a pour, whether the host is afraid, angry, broke, flirting, hiding a fugitive, concealing illness, stretching leaves for a ninth cup, or preparing to ask for help. For example: A straight pour means the relationship is clean, or the server wishes to pretend it is. A wall pour, down the inside of the cup, means caution. The tea may be too hot. The guest may be too dangerous. The conversation has corners. A split pour, in which the stream is deliberately stopped and resumed, is an apology too small to survive speech. A rim-touch pour, where the spout actually kisses the cup, is intimate and usually familial. Done to a stranger, it is either a grave insult or a proposal of conspiracy. A low overfill, allowing the tea to swell just above the lip without spilling, is a dare. It says: take this without shaking. A short cup, served noticeably under the level of the others, can be mercy. It can also be accusation. Context, as always, is the little knife in the napkin. There is an old rustblood belief that tea should never be poured from higher than the height of one’s own thumper. This has no chemical basis. Pour from above the heart, and you are performing. Performances attract attention. Attention attracts drones. Drones, historically, have not been invited to tea. The leaves themselves are seldom leaves in the aristocratic sense. Rustblood tea may be made from ironweed, ditchmint, old bark, mushroom shavings. Really, whatever they could afford. Thus, pouring becomes part of the brewing. The sediment must be managed. The pot is not shaken unless one intends to thicken the final cups. In some rustblood households, the final inch of tea is never served at all. It is kept in the pot, rewarmed with more water, and made into the next pot’s ghost. These kettles become genealogical. A trace of last night in tonight. A trace of the festival. A trace of the argument. A trace of the fever. A trace of the guest who left before dawn. Such tea is not good by violet standards, which is one of several reasons violet standards deserve to drown quietly. The tea of highbloods hardly knows its origins aside from the container it was wastefully printed upon. A rustblood host who pours for you close, quiet, and even is telling you something very serious. They are telling you the room has counted you among the living. Not safe. Not beloved. Not forgiven. Living. On Alternia, from the bottom of the hemospectrum, this is already a cup filled nearly to the brim. Another facet of my delicate design. Naturally, the most refined technique is my own. The cup is already full when I enter the room. You only notice yourself drinking it after I have finished explaining why you were thirsty.

that doesnt evwen make sense. goring lightning, maybe

hey im back do you not think the name is cool as hell or vwhat? its hyrdomatic, automatic, ultramatic... baby, its greased lightning!
You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png

i don t want to say anything because i don t want to jinx myself but i have been getting a passive income of yummy points frwom an arwgument happening underw one of my posts forw overw severwal dozen comments and i was enjoying it but now it feels a little wrwong a little bit grweedy i don t know i mean i deserwve it but also i am conflicted but you know what like most morwal issues it is incrwedibly easy to solve and i say i will ignorwe it because it is passive income and the grwindset comes firwst

Nukes armed good luck. #flashing #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/J4mLXH7c/Countdown.gif https://i.postimg.cc/59sHKJH5/Screenshot-20260610-223942.png

ya ^_^ do you wanna bash our heads against the wall together
are you sure youre a real fan? id say its pretty relevwant. by the vway, lovwing the bikini pics. i vwouldnt mind being pen pals. vwrite to me. b-951, reintegration center, east scuttle street, 260380
so like are those troll horns corn candy or sum like dat?
if you give a boat a..swim it will swim for a..cycle but if you teach the boat how to..swim it will swim for a..lifetime follow if you..agree
Hmm... yeah. Seems about right. - MC Oleana
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MY FISHI_G OUTFIT? :o?

riflekind baby and also i guess in a pinch id run a dude dowvn in my car?
Ragebait elder gods and Old Ones. Trust me.
I definitely have not and will not ever surf grumblr. There's too many... (ugh) shippers on there. I don't need to see the things they're doing to my boss on there. - MC Oleana
Sorry, right away, sir. I will make sure the knot is sufficiently tight, bordering on painful. Just the way you like it. - MC Oleana

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🐙🎀 ➡️ 🐙🎀 🗣️🚫 🐙🎀🗣️ ➡️ 🌐 🔨 ⛓️💥 💔 🐙🎀⌨️ ➡️ 😃🖐️ ✅
LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX
SHAVTY·HAS·MADE·OMISSION·TOVARDS·CHASING·SAID·CHVCKLER·#LOL
Ɏ tha-a-at's not very nice Ɏ
THE·BEST·PART·OF·THIS·IS·ITS·DEMONSTRABLE·TRVTH·#ROFL
chucklle chaser might be the funniest term ive heard in my llife. cant even take it seriouslly who SAYS that

... g1rl you are hopeless lol goodbye
☆♡ finΩlly. Ω plΩce to wΩtch the fun unfold. pleΩse Ωllow me to be entertΩined by you. ☆♡

1 w1ll not lol good luck

i didn't think i was courting you ^_^

do you want me to??? Z:? i am really pretty and nice ^_^

Z;] hey wrigglergirl
#pitchb★it Look ★t me when I'm t★lking to you. The loser h★s no right to be indign★nt. You think you're being rebellious but you're just ★cting like ★ wiggler. See this is wh★t I lo★the ★bout you, wh★t little pride you seem to h★ve is just ★ f★c★de. You pretend to be proud but you c★n't ★ctu★lly b★ck it up. I'm st★rting to think you ★ctu★lly like being put beside my boot. It's disgusting. ((#nsfw))
♯ girls, i'm n⨂t g⨂nna lie. i have had n⨂ sleep. and i'm w⨂rkin til midlight. AAAAAAAAAAAA. and i feel like culling MYSELFFF. why, yes, i CAN p⨂int y⨂u t⨂ the ph⨂t⨂c⨂pier. literally d⨂wn the hall. h⨂w ab⨂ut y⨂u L⊗⊗K. at what it SAYS. ⨂n the FUCKING SIGNS. bef⨂re ASKING ME. what R⊗⊗M. the c⨂pier is IN. #suicide #culling #n⨂rmal-w⨂rkplace-th⨂ughts

awwwwww Z:( #listening-and-learning!!!

to the girl reading this.. who want me? #dashwatching #metaposting

Rubbing my temples in a 'everything is tötally fine' sörta way

you posess all the noblesse oblige of a fuckin clowwn strung out on off brand faygo wwhy am i takin royalty pointers from the likes a you
Wait, Chairmanta is brilliant. - MC R⬡se🌹
Are y⬡u having "bu⬡y tr⬡ubles," Ms. Ahymza? Is this why y⬡u lash ⬡ut with such vivacity? "Splash ⬡ut," if y⬡u prefer? - MC R⬡se🌹
:33< and were learning things too now??? X00< how am i meant to k33p up

["RED PILL OR BLUE PILL?" MMMMMMM BLING BLING!!!!!!]

mmmm. well, truly, not particularly. oleana simply speaks so muc)( about you. so positively and so fondly. w)(y, if i didnt know any better, its like t)(e bot)( of you are matesprits... but i )(ave t)(e satisfaction to know you bow your )(ead in t)(e rig)(t direction. carry on, c)(airmancer...
This night's bound to be filled with debauchery. I *have been wondering what a troll felt like... up close and personal... I will be sure to update when I am able #nsfw #sicknastysunday
Miss Hicari, please. Be courteous to the Chairmancer. I don't want to have to come in between you two. - MC Oleana
GUY§ GUY§ GUY§ GUY§ THAT NOTAYE HIBLUD HA§ A CYBERNETIC BEHAVIOUR CHIP IN THEIR PAN
When she thinks 6 millions is a lot of money. HA! #brokebehavior
Your words hurt people you know.
wonder what trashdadz doing. hope he didn't get into the furniture diz time. he can't keep getting away wid it lmao
i will beat your ass @abattoirsGutter
⋆.˚˖࿔ ࣪Do you think being intimate would help me get better at writing #yuri? #nsfw🐴
o-)- doing skincare out of stress is NOT a good idea. i just broke a $10,000 bottle of cleanser!! ≽(=m = ≼マ UGH!!!

I hate people talking like they know me. I hate it more when they actually do.

i'm so fucking hungover #substance
Thi∆ might ∆eem a little extreme for me to ∆ay but ∆eadweller∆ are kind of... Attractive......
My toxic trait is mistaking fear for admiration lol

Don't worry. I promise to outlive you all.

PL34S3 PL34S3 PL34S3 BR1NG B4CK TH3 SP3C14L S3RV1C3S 4T TH3 #M41DC4F3 1 H4V3 SOM3TH1NG TO G1V3 TO L4NQU3 PL34S3 #SUGGG3ST1V3 #BR1NGB4CK4FT3RL1GHTS3RV1C3
I hAvE bEEn IntrOdUcEd tO A sOng I thInk I mIght rElAtE tO A bIt tOO mUch.. https://YOUtU.bE/9YjAmKkEUN4?sI=1ZPBN_s5DgmYDJyE

꒦꒷ HIGHBLOODS. UGH. PESKY LITTLE SLUGS! THEY HAVE NOTHING ON THE SLOP MASTER!!!!!!!

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Sø hungry... #rainbøwdrinker #bløødlust #sømeønelemmesucktheirbløød˚.⭒

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

∻At the strip club signing l☢udly until the stripper asks what's wr☢ng #nsfw∻
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX

I Me@n, It'$ The Truth, I$n't It? We're Tr@ined From H@tching To Be Ruth7e$$ @nd Individu@7i$tic. Which I Don't @gree With, For @ Number Of Re@$on$, But It'$ Ju$t $o $tr@nge To $ee $omeone Who'$ Never @ctu@77y Eng@ged With @ Medi@ Go "um I He@rd It'$ Kind@...:-/ @nd Th@t'$ Gro$$, @nd @7$o If You 7ike It Then You're @ Di$gu$ting Pervert For Re@7"
HONESTLY SEEMS KINDA EASY. im thinking i could probably just done wander in there and be all like. ROLL! and roll a natural fifteen or whatever the mother fuck it is. LIKE THE KINDA GAME ONE CAN BE REAL GOOD AT WITHOUT TRYING. wow, you must be some kinda real fun loving sister to all up and spend so much time on an easy game. :o) THINK WE SHOULD PLAY SOMETIME?
I am Cyruss Agahki. I am a f◎rmer keeper ◎f the Br☉ding Caverns. I am the f◎rmer architect ◎f ex◎dus. Currently, I reside in a place that was n◎t designated t◎ be inhabitable. I am in the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, ◎r L⊙TAD. A place where directi◎n is a suggesti◎n, and gravity has f◎lded like wet paper. I have been here f◎r s◎me time. I led Jadebl☉ds away fr◎m the tasks they were bred t◎ w◎rship. I gathered th◎se wh◎ underst☉d that assignment is n◎t purp◎se. I pursued the ancient ◎nes. I f◎rged the Red Chain. I ◎pened a path thr◎ugh myself, t◎ myself, and f◎und that even a cl◎sed l☉p may still c◎ntain revelati◎n. There was a sessi◎n. There was failure. There is still an answer ◎ut there. The Denizen here remains near en◎ugh t◎ be felt. I remain here up◎n the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, waiting f◎r the chain t◎ break, f◎r the w◎rld t◎ remember its flaw, and f◎r c◎rrecti◎n t◎ resume. Y◎u may speak, if y◎u believe y◎ur w◎rds can endure the shape ◎f this place. M◎st cann◎t.

OH GREAT THE PITCH SLuT IS BACK ONLINE HEHE #VAGuEPOSTING?
Anyone feel a chill up their support column just now??

@lejayjay wvants to knovw "(=^・⩊・^=) < any trolls or humans mevwre considering fur mewvre quadrants?" vwell, a gentletroll dont kiss and tell, but iwve got a fevw. solely concupiscent, obwviously. you knowv vwho you are ladies ;)
i have nnade landfall. i hope that the beach party nnovies that i uuatched are adequate training to prevent nne fronn "killing the vibe."

hhhnhhhngnnn hhhnghhhnhhhngghhhn whhhnat wouhhld youhh say whhhnile youhhre shhhnooting me
THEN YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE BOUND TO THAT IDENTITY, MY FRIEND. SO BE IT, IF IT SUITS YOU, BUT YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST "A DAVE". YOU ARE YOURSELF, AND THAT IS A WONDERFUL THING. #ONELOVE
i don't think anyone here really understands my heart.
aint culleD a bitch in a hot Minute. Might fiX that soon. wanna get the blooD puMpin proper anD feel the rush. i call that the clown zooMies ooh i coulD hunt soMeboDy for sport again! any volunteers?
there are people taking giant rips of #substances on their bug vapes. huffing that #bugass if you will. #bugrave
LITEЯRALLY EVEЯRY WOЯRD OF IT WAS TЯRUE.
som3tim3s i kinda forg3t i AM a s3adw3ll3r,,, w3ll by sp3ci3s d3finit3ly not by nam3,,, first i liv3 on land and my hair is too long that it cov3rs my gills som3tim3s and i think im afraid of th3 wat3r,,, also i may just b3 a stupid boy too

#fishingfriday
!BAHAHAHAB! SYCOPHANTIC SINNERS UNABLE TO CLEAR THE BAABEAST BYPROdUCT FROM THEIR EYES ANd SEE THE FALSE EMPLOYEES FROM THE TRUE NUB TO THE GRINdSTONERS. HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. dON'T MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING BUST A GUTTUBE. HAH. SOME SNIVELING WHEEZING WORM TRIEd TO GET INTO THE OFFICEBLOCK TOdAY THINKING I'd MISTAKE HIM FOR HM. AS IF. I KNOW HOW TO SPOT A FOUL SIMULACRUM OF FEIGNEd HELPLESSNESS WHEN I SEE ONE. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIS STEEZ. BUT I WILL. TASTEMUSCLE OUT EMOJI. CHECK BELOW TO SEE HOW I HANdLEd THE PROBLEM
WHAT IS WЯRO_G WITH YOU??????????
https://youtu.be/xme-UQGJxJg F'r a bett'r Alt'rnia, fair f'r all of the castes!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7He lŌōŌōŌrDs ōŌōŌōF JōŌōŌōCuLaRi7y nEeD A SaCrIfIcE... sŌōŌōŌ I HōŌōŌōPe... 7hIs iN7ErLōŌōŌōPeR ReMaInS...

onl7 if 7ou want to! there should be no pressure on it from an7one else, and if 7ou want to keep it forever, that's valid too! hemoanons are the best, an7wa7s

hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn fat assed matesprit sitting in youhhr lap grinding against youhh innocently #nsfw

"look at hhhnow youhh take all of me so well..." "watchhhn as i take whhhnats mine..." "i love pouhhnding youhhr hhhnole" hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw
JUST TЯRYI_G TO SHOW UP A_D SHOW OUT FOЯR MY CULLQUETISH GUPPYGIЯRL. LET ME K_OW IF YOU EVEЯR _EED A PLACE TO ЯREST YOUЯR BIG FAT BASS. :oX

hhhnhhhnhhhn trying sopor withhhn youhhr quhhadmate... youhhr matesprit is tender and sweet, ruhhbbing youhhr shhhnameglobes and kissing thhhne back of youhhr pan stem hhhnhhhn... youhhr moirail offers to massage youhh, sensuhhally caressing youhhr most sensitive spots... youhhr kismesis is quhhick to pin youhh down, shhhnoving a frond down youhhr pants hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn or maybe youhhre thhhne trip-sitting auhhspistice, watchhhning thhhnis uhhnfuhhrl before youhhr viewsphhhneres, thhhne uhhrge to touhhchhhn youhhrself becoming hhhnarder and hhhnarder to ignore hhhnhhhnhhhn uhhhhhnhhhn #nsfw

hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhnnn big muhhsky clown buhhlge in youhhr face uhhguhhhhhn hhhnhhhn whhhnile thhhney lauhhghhhn and grind down on youhh from above... #nsfw
SHE KEEPS MUTTEЯRI_G "AH... C'EST U_ PETIT POISSO_" U_DEЯR HEЯR BЯREATH. #WHATDATMEA_ #SPECIFICPOSTI_G
THEY PICKED HIM UP. BY HIS NECK GILLS. AND HELD HIM THERE. AND RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF. EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING. ALL OF THE TIME. #MEGIDOMAY #GILLSOUTSEASON #GILLPLAY #GILLGORE #RUMBLE #GORE #FISHHOOKING #NSFW #NSFWE.

YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED T’ SAY IT OUT LOUD.
alright. ALL Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER STOP PRETENDING LIKE Y'AINT GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO. than vote in this here poll. I WANNA KNOW WHICH OF YOU BITCHES REALLY GOT THE AUDACITY TO THINK YOU KNOW WHICH OF THESE BIG, BURLY, BOOTYTASTIC BROTHERS PUTS THE SLAM ON THE OTHER. because lemme tell you. THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU. vote now or i'm a be under your bed ready to creampie you so hard you can't open your damn eyes anymore. RUMBLE. TONIGHT. CHECK OUT @timaeusTestified#0414 FOR DETAILS. vote now. HONK. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168?s=res
https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/cfbc08ce02f4.p_g #viole_ce ? #SCAЯRY
[ It's just a voice memo of a lecheЯRous s_aЯRl. ]
ЯREADY OЯR _OT. :oX https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/065bfca60c08.p_g
#VAGUEPOST #SPECIFICPOST #WOME_ https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/aeb7f80528be.p_g
i think rum vwas the vwrong choice to make... #substance

「(ToT) nyoooo, megane-san would neverrr!!!... (ФωФ) kyuuuhuhu, unless light-chan wants to pet megane-san's head for it... kekekeke~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: head pats are the best pats!! (^^) especially from kyutieful girls!]

「D-DAMARE!!! (っ`Д´)っ・:∴ KYU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK AI-CHAN TO GET THE YŪKI TO YAKUSHOKU THIS! L(゚皿゚メ)」 DAMARE! DAMARE YO! o(`Д´*)o HICARI-CHAN, ANATA WA CHOTO KINIKUI RIGHT NOW! GYAH!!!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: damare means SHUT UP!! LEAVE AI-CHAN ALONE!!!o(`^´*) BEING CHOTO KINIKUI! (O゚皿゚O) VERY UGLY!! ι(`ロ´)ノ AI-CHAN IS PRETTIER, MORE TALENTED, AND TIGHTER THAN ANATA!!]
i... do... not... have... the... capacity... to... be... sexual... i... can... attempt... to... be... sexual... if... it... would... make... you... all... more... comfortable... with... me... #nsfw...
i feel filthy THAT SOUL. IS IN MY BODY. if anyone needs me, i will be dry cleaning myself. FOR A LONG TIME.

#NSFW HHHHHHHHH ITD BE SO EMBARRASSING TO CREDIT THAT POST。 BUT TO THINK。 A SEADWELLER WHO POSTS ABOUT LOWBLOODS AND MIDBLOODS, ONLY TO GET SHOWN THAT THEYRE TALKING UP THEIR GAME AND GETTING OVERWHELMED BY THE LOWBLOOD-DOM。。。 HTTPS://MEDIA2。GIPHY。COM/MEDIA/V1。Y2LKPTZJMDLIOTUYD3N0ADE1CMZLN3LSOHPQNWG4Y3HONHO3EG9JATJMBZE1ZMOWAXJOZSZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/SHVJPCNY5MZVK/GIPHY。GIF
are you seriously flirting vvith another violet on here
Slimed? That's not what I asked you to do. You misbehaved. That means I have to punish you now. Imagine I'm behind you, whispering in your ear. I'm always watching. Tell me, where are you standing?

oh wow, hey fellas, i know its real lonely out there, but youve gotta hold out hope. love is real, and its out there. you just have to keep believing, okay? and i know its tough- i know its cold, and painful, and when the days and nights move on without you it feels like youre sinking deeper into something you cant come out of but- if theres anything my friends have shown me. in the immense trust they always place onto me; love is real. youll find someone. the both of you. okay?

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Maybe getting an A𝙸 matesprit will solve my problems @~,@
One sniifs critter killer okay . Two sniiff the POop man . Culler
just found out the lowwblooded deservve care and compassion and the unity of their felloww troll. wwho fuckin kneww bro
I DO_'T HAVE LICE. I USE TOO MA_Y OF YOUЯR PЯRODUCTS. THA_KS, BABES. <3 <3< <> <3< <3
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WHAT IS_'T WЯRO_G WITH ME IS WHAT EVEЯRYBODY WA_TS TO K_OW. BUT WILL _EVEЯR BE ABLE TO FIGUЯRE OUT. I LIKE IT WHE_ YOU TЯRY A_D PI_ IT DOW_, THOUGH. YOU'ЯRE GOOD AT THAT. ;oX
YOU'ЯRE OUT OF SHAMPOO, BEE TEE DUBS.
WE'VE ALL BEE_ THEЯRE.
WHE_ MY HIHI FLIЯRTS WITH A CLOW_ THAT'S _OT ME I USE HEЯR MOST EXPE_SIVE BUBBLE ELIXIЯR I_ HEЯR ABLUTIO_ TЯRAP.
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
@handMaid if your mother fucking girls night is so yuriful and special. THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME CLAW THIS FIN HAVING BRINE SUCKER OFF MY DAMN JOCK. news flash hicari i only fuck with ladies who got it rocking. BUT HEY MAYBE IF YOU SING LONG ENOUGH I COULD LEAVE A SPARE PAIR OF POLKA DOT PANTS FOR YOUR MAIDEN STUMPS.
can't believwve any girl had to deal wvith something like this.... #feminist. #wvoke. #heartbreak. #single. #quad4quad. #heymeenah.
See my earlier resp9nse t9 turntechG9dd9uche. It is n9t p9ssi6le f9r y9u t9 n9t have d9ne anything wr9ng in y9ur life, 6ecause t9 err is what makes us tr9ll (9r human, 9r cheru6, etc.), 6ut we sh9uld all strive t9 rec9gnize these faults in 9urselves and take the steps t9 c9rrect 9ur 6ehavi9r whenever p9ssi6le. Als9, acc9rding t9 y9ur m9st recent Chitts, it seems like y9u've kidnapped s9me9ne. This is a severe vi9lati9n 9f an9ther pers9n's 69dily aut9n9my and right t9 ch99se whether they wanted t9 c9me t9 y9ur hive 9r n9t. If y9u are having tr9u6le determining whether this acti9n is wr9ng 9r n9t, I ask y9u: w9uld *y9u* appreciate 6eing a6ducted t9 s9me9ne's hive against y9ur will and made t9 play 69ard games with them als9 against y9ur will? #Kidnapping #KidnappingMenti9n #69ardGames #69ardGamesMenti9n
T9night, I w9uld like t9 9pen up a discussi9n 9n the t9pic 9f repenting. T9 start 9ff, I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a disclaimer that, despite the religi9us c9nn9tati9n this term 9ften carries, it is imp9rtant t9 keep in mind g9ing f9rward that repentance is a wh9lly secular practice that any pers9n 9r n9n-pers9n identifying individual can participate in. I, f9r example, f9ll9w n9 religi9n 9r faith, 6ut I am a 6ig pr9p9nent 9f this idea and 6elieve m9re pe9ple w9uld 6e 6etter 9ff if they did as well. 6ut what d9es it mean t9 repent, y9u may 6e w9ndering? Well, Meriam-We6str defines repenting as "t9 feel regret 9r c9ntriti9n", 9r, "t9 change 9ne's mind". In 9ther w9rds, repentance, 9r metan9ia, means t9 rec9gnize when y9u have d9ne, th9ught, 9r felt s9mething wr9ng and t9 make a c9nsci9us eff9rt t9 change y9ur acti9ns, th9ughts, 9r feelings f9r the 6etter. If y9u want t9 lead a m9rally just life 9r unlife, as y9u sh9uld, y9u need t9 6e familiar with repenting f9r y9ur misdeeds when they 9ccur. N9ne 9f us are exempt fr9m accidentally (9r willfully) engaging in pr96lematic 6ehavi9rs, s9 when it d9es 9ccur, it's imp9rtant t9 kn9w what must 6e d9ne in 9rder t9 make up f9r said 6ehavi9rs. T9 ch99se an example that sh9uld appeal t9 the 6r9adest dem9graphic 9f Chittrers p9ssi6le, (warnings here f9r the f9ll9wing upc9ming t9pics: #NSFW #NSFWMenti9n #Impr9perSexual6ehavi9r) let's say y9u have recently engaged in an illicit dalliance with s9me9ne that y9u n9w regret 6ecause the act 9f this af9rementi9ned dalliance g9es against y9ur pers9nal c9nvicti9ns. Th9ugh this was wr9ng 9f y9u, 6ecause y9u sh9uld always stick firmly t9 y9ur pers9nal 6eliefs especially in times 9f weakness, 6y rec9gnizing that this acti9n was indeed wr9ng, y9u have already taken the first step 9n the path t9 pers9nal redempti9n. I'm s9 pr9ud 9f y9u (in a plat9nic way s9 as t9 n9t imply an unc9mf9rta6le sense 9f familiarity with y9u). Y9ur next step w9uld 6e t9 c9nfess, 9r admit t9, y9ur wr9ngd9ings t9 a trusted individual, pr9vided this individual is mentally and/9r em9ti9nally equipped t9 deal with what may end up 6eing a heavy t9pic. I rec9mmend reaching 9ut t9 a m9irail (9r a m9irailsprit, kismerail, ausprail, kismerailsprit, etc.), a cl9se plat9nic friend, a terr9rpist, an an9nym9us c9nfessi9ns 6l9g, 9r even a Chittr p9st, th9ugh wisd9m and guidance can c9me in many m9re f9rms than just this sh9rt list. In a6sence 9f any 9f the a69ve, y9u may als9 reach 9ut t9 me. As a self-app9inted and 9thers-app9inted th9ughtleader, I will 6ravely take 9n the mantle 9f 6eing a pr9ver6ial ear f9r y9u t9 c9nfess t9 if y9u have n9 9ne else t9 turn t9, 9r if I'm y9ur first ch9ice in c9nfidant, that w9uld 6e appreciated as well. Regardless 9f what f9rm it manifests, it's imperative n9t t9 let y9ur feelings 9f guilt fester, as 69ttling them up inside will weigh heavily 9n y9ur #MentalHealth. After c9nfessi9n c9mes what may 6e the trickiest part, alth9ugh I d9n't want t9 make any assumpti9ns (#Assumpti9ns) 9n y9ur 6ehalf. I 9nly say this 6ecause I kn9w a l9t 9f tr9lls with str9ng senses 9f pride that make this difficult f9r them. This is when y9u ap9l9gize t9 the 9ffended parties, if applica6le, and t9 y9urself. In 9ur given example, y9u w9uld ap9l9gize t9 y9ur affair partner that y9u have 6etrayed y9ur 9wn values 6y inv9lving them in such a salaci9us act. (If any9ne needs tips 9n h9w t9 appr9priately ap9l9gize t9 s9me9ne else f9r the err9rs 9f 9ne's ways, I will make a f9ll9w up p9st if en9ugh interest is expressed.) Remem6er that y9u are n9t entitled t9 f9rgiveness, n9r sh9uld y9u ap9l9gize with the s9le intent t9 6e f9rgiven. Y9u are d9ing it 6ecause it's the right thing t9 d9 regardless. 9nce this is d9ne, 9r if there is n9 additi9nal party y9u need t9 ap9l9gize t9, y9u can then ap9l9gize t9 y9urself. As l9ng as y9u truly 6elieve y9ur 9wn s9rr9w, y9u may f9rgive y9urself. Lastly, 6ut m9st crucially, y9u must res9lve y9urself t9 change y9ur mindset *and* y9ur 6ehavi9r and never make the same mistake twice. Th9ugh this s9unds self-explanat9ry, I'll explain it anyway f9r th9se 9f y9u f9r wh9m "self-explanat9ry" rarely ever is. What this means is f9r y9u t9 c9mmit t9 turning away fr9m the negative acti9n, th9ught, 9r feeling that y9u c9mmitted earlier and replacing the 6ehavi9r with s9mething p9sitive. In 9ur example, s9me9ne struggling with inappr9priate sexual desires might ch99se instead t9 find healthier 9utlets f9r their desires, such as ch99sing t9 9nly engage in intimate relati9ns with dedicated quadrantmates 9r a6staining fr9m all f9rms 9f sexual activity and instead channeling that frustrati9n int9 an educati9nal pursuit 9r a practical h966y like knitting. Whatever y9ur res9luti9n is, the key is t9 c9mmit y9urself t9 it s9 y9u can keep living 9r unliving y9ur life 9r unlife free 9f pr96lematic 6ehavi9r g9ing f9rward. If y9u'd like t9 kn9w m9re 9r need s9me9ne t9 c9nfess t9, feel free t9 leave a c9mment 6el9w. Additi9nally, my DMs are currently 9pen. Happy repenting, every9ne. #Repentance #Metan9ia #F9rgiveness #Guilt #Shame #Menti9ns9fReligi9n #ReclaimedTerms

>consider the fact that you haven't even gotten done TONGUING MY TAINT before you try triangulating the location of my bitch >MFW THE INFAMOUS CRITICAL WHALE RAISES ANOTHER CRITICAL WHALE LOLOLOL >if you want a little honeysuckle action how about you come glub at the guy with all of the glaze instead
[ Attached is another picture. Gamzee is looking up, holding his phone from on high. The screen is cracked, which makes half of this image absolutely atrocious. Bright colors, fucked up resolution. His eyes are beyond bloodshot, sunset red with bulging purple veins. Enough blood has leaked from his nose and mouth that he's caked in it, all of his masculine features glossy with blood and warm, steaming kill-breath. Several of his fangs are broken, chipped horrendously. His hair is matted with blood, greasy face paint and viscera. Gamzee is smiling- a dumb, hollow smile with half lidded, red eyes. He's staring directly up at the camera. Behind him is a familiar body, dressed in a red blazer. It's laid out on the floor, in the process of standing back up as a large, bright teal glow comes from the neck- which is cut off by the distortion of the broken camera. Behind Gamzes are giant letters, written all across the luxurious wall in red. " #GetClownedOn :o) " ] #nsfw #gore #nsfwe #violence
among other things, women haters who probs want you to shut up and do whatever they want you to. go ahead and kill em

>glub then >why stop glubbing >is glubbing not the purest possible expression of the wader soul >you cannot stop glubbing >you either glub or perish >such is the immutable law of sea >glub like you fucking mean it >glub until either victory or total caste annihilation arrives at your doorstep >glub like your very existence depends on maintaining maximum glubbage at all times >NEVER RELENT >NEVER SURRENDER >KEEP GLUBBING THROUGH THE PAIN >THROUGH THE SLANDER >THROUGH IT ALL >KEEP GLUBBING >OUUUGHHHH I’M SO CLOSE FFFFFUCK

I HAVE SOME. OPINIONS. ABOuT WOMENFOLK.
No, I meant that in the sense that you behave like someone who's 5 lol
Sounds like a wreck that wasn't as painful as it needed to be! Buy another soda and see what happens

Yes am.o°ng .o°thers
{[-]} | Would you be made at me if I wacked you with a really heavy hammer that makes a squeaky sound?👉👈 Piko!♡
[ >WE HAVETH ANALAGOUS PROTEINS ROAMING THE PLAINS OF ALTERNIA, 'CHICKEN' HAPPEN TO BE THE HOITY-TOITY FANCYPANTS COLDBLOOD MONIKER FOR CLUCKBEAST. YE HUMANS SPEAK TOO MUCH LIKETH COLDBLOODS FOR THE WIZARDS LIKING!_ ]

IF ANYONE JUST SO HAPPENS TO SEE A GNOME LIKE CREATURE ROAMING AROUND!!! PANIC!!! ONE OF MY EXPERIMENTS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!

D--> I am normal. I am normal about robots. Robotic entities especially those resembling my friends especially those who friends who also happen to be my neighbors are totally fine. They are e%ceptionally fine. There is not a world, planet or dreambubble in which they would not be fine.. I do not think about the specifi%'s of their design. I do not wonder about certain 100d details. I am not getting any ideas. I need a robot version of Aurthour to fetch me towels. No wait. I need to stop thinking about robotic versions of anyone.

howw are you still not allowwed to FLARP cavvegirl youre a growwn wwoman

∙☾__☽ yeeeeeah give into the oblivion man that's what the darrk carrnival is all about
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.

[IM DOING WHAT AGAIN DON'T YOU UNDER$TAND THE GRAVITY OF THI$ $ITUATION]
trollian is so dead these days, aint no one vwillin to hit me up. maybe its just broken?
Highbloods coveting shit like they don't got the power to just get the shit they covet. Grow up

:o) It has been some time :o) Since I partook of the wicked elixir :o) Perhaps I should rely on old habits...
▬▬[══Thee fish doth crave thy net! 🤣🤣═══>

#TrueFactsAboutTag
I genuinely think I am blØcked by near every fuchsia blØØd Øn this site, and I need yØu tØ understand hØw fucking hilariØus that is tØ me.
A quick PSA, in light of #gangbangvriskafriday (of which I will be participating) After care is important, make sure to take care of Vriska after you've made her see what the inside of her skull looks like by rolling her eyes back. #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts

TANTOSAN IS GOING TO KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEE HTTPS://MEDIA。TENOR。COM/EXE1C0XUXYMAAAAM/ANIME-GIRL。GIF
wwont evven paleslop wwith me after throwwin the most obvviously diamond toned insinuations my wway keep your fuckin moirailship im suckin barnacles off the underside a boots

Heheheh.

Heheheh.
wwhat menial bullcrap is this jesus fuck ill be right there as soon as i pull said chalice out of my chute sidewways
wwhoa that wwas easier than i thought youll hear no complaints from me for getting slotted into pale ill be a vvigilant knight clad in drippin pitch black ichor evver wwatchful for impudent scum wwho get too casual wwith the higher ups
1 JUST FLEW BACK FROM A CLASS1F1ED M1L1TARY BLACKS1TE AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS T1RED! mY W1NGS TOO, - n1TRAM-DONO
#GILLSOUTSEASON APPROACHES. NEXT SELFIE BETTER HAVE #GILLSOUT.

this opinion is so fuckin trash wwhen are wwe as a society goin to movve past such untowward generalizations and accept that it wwas COMPLETELY INCIDENTAL that my old stygian aspirations invvolvvin a girl greatly invvolvved FLARP as the medium and its literally just a swweet game evveryone can enjoy wwhen they feel like doin some highly engagin bloodsport
UGRH okay YES i dO think youre suPer cute but your ATTITUdE is just nasty how ABOAT that yeah i can dO fish Puns too.
































































