Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix
@woeGothic
Rose Lalonde, component and companion.
buh i need something to do.
50 backf!¡p$ $7ar7¡n9 now
i just fought a bear i'm not doing backflips.
Me after leaving the butchclub and the hyper femmes think I'm awesome.
halllFf oFf chitTtTr justT gotT slllimed outT wow #dashwatTching
At least you're still here.
Yea since no one wantTs mY Ffuckass and im tToo busY digging in mY butTtT tTo getT involllved witTh kidnapping shenanigans
Very wise.
pop on the ol yuri badge for the day.
Locking in to extend the day.
That joke was crass.
But I'm not apologizing.
i didnt get it.
If the day is *longer*, the Yuri also stays around for longer.
🫶✨⏰💖🫶 do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! 🫶✨💉⏰💖 🎉💎👏 THE 👏 GAVEL 👏 HAS 👏 DROPPED 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 WINNER 👏 IS 👏 YOU!!!!!! 👏💎🎉 🫵✨ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! 🫶💉⏰💖 💛✨ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) ✨💛 📊💅 some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little ✨fiscal maintenance✨ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! 💅📊 ⚠️💎 BUT BESTIE!!!!!! 💎⚠️ 🫶🔒assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! 🔒🫶 💛✨ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! ✨💛 👑🫵 do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) 🫵👑 *ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 🏢💅 this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! 🏢💅 💉⏰ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES ⏰💉 🫶✨ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! ✨🫶 📈💛💛💛💛💛 BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛📈 🫵 FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...🫵 💖💎 enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! 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This is a lot of text for not a lot of return of interest, Roewzi.
You mean "This isn't directly providing us power or wealth, could you please kindly explain to the peanut gallery why we would be interested?"
😏🏆😏 always the peanut gallery, never the nut to crack, woe is me goth, when are you going to realize opportunity only comes knocking a few times? 😏🏆😏 🤚🌸🤚 as with all peanuts...blink and youll miss it!!! 😎👑😎 🤏💠🤏 i HAVE to celebrate the good times while they last, ESPECIALLY for my highest performers, like 24Karat Karccccccccyyyyyyyyutie... 😉👅😉 😒💅😒 dont tell me youre jealous...hohhhh mama... 👋👠👋 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Jealous? Of...? You're not the first young blonde guy to get skirt privileges in that household. You won't be the last.
feast your proptotic bulbs on my half of the collaboration wwith herr dirk it is rare nowwalight for a man to meet someone wwith wwhom "shootin the shit" can temporarily abate the painful throb a the chronic crotch infection called life this is no mere turd slingin rather than aimlessly flingin the poopie the pitcher hurls his fecal trinket at the marble base wwith intent evvery movve is calculated an the twwo princes find themselvves at a stalemate wwhat happens next is a fusin a souls so beyond our mortal comprehension its cherenkovvian shockwwavve is enough to blind an entire carriage a orphans or maybe evven twwo orphan carriages like evvery young nobletroll i havve alwways found myself bewwitched by the davvid paintin a troll napoleon crossin the alps it wwould be no exaggeration to say this piece has touched an rubbed an tongued evvery corner a my barren bein in many wways this neoclassical masterpiece is a lovver but it is also a friend a teacher a hero an ideal an a damn good reaction pic for pwwnin bleedin pushers online in the wwise wwords a 4chum its too late ivve already depicted you as the hoofbeast an myself as a heroic military genius @ponyPal
Empoleon Blownapart, eh?
leavve it to the princess a darkness to stick her tiny nips wwhere they dont belong keep wwedgin your buds wwitch youll evventually make yourself sore failin to sabotage our manly bond
0︵0 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR NOTHINGS. NO NEED TO BRING MINE INTO IT. YOU BITCH.
Our nothings.
I'm going 2 commit various war crimes!!!
Honey, sweetie, do you know what those are?
Yes
So, you see how absolutely fucking moronic it is to announce your intent to commit them, right? I ask because there is a fascinating distinction between being evil and being embarrassingly eager to be *perceived* as evil, and you appear to have sprinted headlong past the former in pursuit of the latter. “I'm going to commit various war crimes!!!” is not the declaration of some terrible, calculating monster. It is what a thirteen-year-old writes on the front of a notebook after discovering that the Geneva Conventions have a Wikipedia page. Marvelous. In the course of announcing your imminent atrocities, you have also helpfully informed everyone that the only thing presently preventing your preferred offense is the temporary absence of a particular individual. Darling, I have done things which have caused entire rooms to regard me with the expression ordinarily reserved for discovering something wet beneath one's pillow. I am hardly going to clutch my pearls at the concept of moral depravity. What offends me is the amateurism. Do not insist upon cultivating the persona of a dreadful little criminal mastermind unless you intend to demonstrate some familiarity with the “mastermind” portion. Evil is not improved by loudly exclaiming the spoilers to your own plan. At present, you are less “war criminal” and more “person whose future prosecution would require approximately three screenshots.” Actually, no. Forgive me. I have skipped rather enthusiastically over the more immediate problem. Do you know what a war crime is? Not what you have gathered from memes. Not “a crime which is very bad.” Not “violence, but with extra seasoning.” Not “something sufficiently evil that people write GENEVA CONVENTION beneath it in capital letters.” A war crime is a serious violation of the laws applicable during an armed conflict. There is, rather importantly, an **armed conflict** involved, and the conduct must possess a sufficient connection to that conflict. It need not even be a war between nations, before you seize upon that technicality. Civil wars and other non-international armed conflicts can produce war crimes just as readily. The operative concept here is not “extremely naughty behavior.” It is conduct prohibited by the laws of armed conflict. Are you murdering protected persons in connection with one? Torturing detainees? Deliberately attacking civilians? Pillaging? Taking hostages? Committing some other prohibited act because an armed conflict has furnished the context in which you are doing it? No? Then you cannot simply wake up, decide you would like to do something especially vile to Roxy, and promote an ordinary criminal offense into a war crime because the phrase sounds more impressive. It is almost adorable how badly you want the vocabulary without understanding the subject. And that, really, is the problem with this entire performance. You want very badly to be “evil.” Fine. Be unpleasant. Be cruel. Be theatrical. Develop a personality beyond spraying blood-colored glitter over every bad impulse you have and calling yourself a monster. But do stop dressing your own self-destruction up as some grand act of villainy. Hurting yourself does not make you frightening. Announcing that you intend to hurt other people does not make you calculating. Misusing legal terminology does not make you dangerous. It makes you loud. There is a considerable difference. [ ]
@woeGothic said and said: "Just making you read this. Because you want to." and i'm just making you read this cause you want to. i hope you don't mind my more recent form. i feel i'm gonna zap back any second. kinda hope something silly happens. :P
I am not only "for the girls," Jinx. I have a natural predisposition, of course.
i know but big me is still a shift in the paradigm! i think i spelled that right. hope you're doing well!
I am fantastic. I hope you're having fun.
Stand proud, Parking Enforcement Officer. You were strong.
They probably had it coming to em
It is not 'double parking' if I am sufficiently important.
@ectoBiolojest said: "hi jinx. :)" hehehe, thats my name, don't wear it out! hi john!!! @woeGothic asked: "Trials or Denials, hm? Jinx, what is your favorite letter?" and dared: "I dare you to put out a forest fire." my favorite letter? b's good! bright, brilliant, beautiful! there's c: care, create, converse! then again so is l! laugh, love, lalonde! i have lots of options, l's up there though! :D also i haven't run into any forest fires recently but when i do i frantically look up local resources to see if they're controlled burns or like, the kind that are supposed to happen, or the bad kind. i'll keep an eye out though!!!
BCL. Big Cat Lover.
actually im gonna post this here not just in a reply: ANY ROSIES WHO WANNA TALK ABT STUFF, feel free 2 pm me! i may not b the exact instance who raised u but john says im p consistent across the muiltiverse
The irony of this is so severe that I am almost tempted to consider it performance art. Still, I shall refrain from making too much sport of the concept. I have no particular need for such a service myself, but I sincerely hope that any of my alternates exhibiting sufficiently advanced cases of "Motherless" behavior eventually find their way into your capable hands.
Outta my way Rosie I'm about to turn this traumadump into a mommadump!
Case and point.