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@zanyZanni

dungeon master, toy photographer, my godtier lvl is OVER 9000!!! haven't finished the game so no spoilers!! :B he/she/it only thanks!

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You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The rain's let up a little bit, and the sun is out and shining through the showers. A beautiful Fall Equinox as we now fall into the first of the Dim Seasons! We here at K2E1 hope you all find someway to celebrate the day your own way, but maybe consider hanging out with us through your radio! Coming up next, we've got "The Autumn Leaves" by Nat King Cole. A fitting selection, I think. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

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this, some apple cider, and the king cole's take on harvest moon...oh boy it's all coming together. happy autumn, mx. DJ!

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does anybody else hang out in the furthest ring? i swear i get headaches from hanging out here too long but it really is a chill place to contemplate your melancholy solitude. not to mention if you throw something you can just kinda watch it forever

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waiting on a horrorterror to hexcurse me badstyle once my million squilliam broken glasses ricocheting through the inky blackness end up poking their horribleterrible eyeballs and gives them some not-really-all-that-game-changing vision loss.

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steam's sale prices are really bad, but scheme's are even worse. why does troll gordon freeman's video game go on sale from $9.99 to $19.99!! that's worse!! that's the opposite of a sale!!

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@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ well, duh!!!! it the collective punishment youve all earned four played video games instead of REEL 1s! with dice + pieces + blood feuds! }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ full offense but youre better off spending that money on a copy of minnowpoly + tearing your friend group apart! }>_<{ at least youll have played an ACTUAL game....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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dang i didn't think of it like that...to think i am sullying the memory of the human species by transmuting my blood into that depraved, monstrous form of human, known as "gamer." most of my buddies kicked the bucket IRL but i guess that's no excuse. i guess nobody would notice if i played banker and lined my pockets just a smidge. boy it always grinds my gears when people get huffy about that. cheating is the point of board games! besides it adds realism. which i imagine you are into if you prefer board games in the real world to video games in the computer world.

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@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAAAAT! i was just aboat to offer to play with you until you admitted your cheating habit! }⟡A⟡{ }⟡A⟡{ <!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ CHEATINGGGGG is NAUT a viable strategy, babes! there are rules four a reason! + youre like! spitting + stomping on them with your l+lubby legs right now!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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well maybe i wouldn't do it if somebody else plays banker!! wink wink nudge nudge! bats my beauteous eyelashes, blink blink blink! also i am at the very least doing a cool landlubby two-step rather than a stomp.

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@frameMistress[FM]

Pfft heehee.

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i'm new here so i have no choice but to assume the thing that keeps making you gigglepost is a really good joke book. #jelly!! :B

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@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES NOW? BETTER THAN TALKING ABOUT IT IN FUCKING AUGUST OF ALL MONTHS. I HAD A ROUGH IDEA OF ONE BUT NOW SHE(THAT PITCH BASTARD) WANTS US TO DO ONE OF THOSE 'COUPLE COSTUMES' OR WHATEVER THE TERM IS. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS IS WHAT I THINK. BUT NOW WE'RE JUST ARGUING WHETHER WE SHOULD GO AS BONNIE AND CLYDE(THE BETTER CHOICE) OR THE SCARECROW AND THE TIN WOMAN FROM THAT 'WIZARDLY ODD' FILM.

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you can't honestly be saying you think that movie's called wizardly odd, right?? an adjective on another adjective? it's a cornerstone of usamerican pop culture! you gotta know that's not the name! unless you're like european or a pacific islander or something.

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@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUB, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE BOX.

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i really wish i could rechit replies so i could put this on my profile lest anybody else makes such a foolish simpleton's error...you think ya know it all, and boom, you actually still have much to learn from this world. hey, your horns match the scarecrow's!!! i bet your costume would look super good, and if you get super crunk, being all floppy and uncoordinated would add to the movie magic!

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...mm i never really bothered to dress up for halloween before....

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you totally should! it's super fun even if you don't walk around the block asking for candies. it's a cool chance to put on a persona!

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@amorousChanteuse[AC]

i wish i had the ability to purr whenever i’m happy. just seems like a cute thing to be able to do.

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if you have any spare cats and kernelsprites lying around...

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࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! }⟡7⟡{ what should MY costume be???? ill take pics + everything! SO VOTE! vote nowwww!!!! \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ <3 = orphaner girlscar {like orphaner dualscar.... but if he was a girl }*u*{} ⟡ <> = a super sexsea angelic emissary of the end, like with wings + junk ⟡ c3< = A RAINBOW DRINKER }@7@{ {this 1s sexy too} ⟡ <3< = electra hate.... from that marina + the paleflings album! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ now vote! VOTEEEE, besties! \}⟡____⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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orphaner girlscar sounds cool! i dunno who the non-girl version is but probably everything can be improved by making it more girl. :B

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@vitalBrush[VB]

Okay, I... Think 've settled on a costume...

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don't keep us in suspense!! what is it??

mapelhoof can run 🐎

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no way!! how fast? can you do any cool jumps??

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@zanyZanni[ZZ]

SO fast run she jumps so high 💖💓💗💕💓💞💗💓💓💖💕💗💗you can run 🏃‍♂️🐎 and jump too ❗️

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@mapleHoof[MH]

whoa, i'm inspired!! thanks maplehoof!!

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@techhDogg[TD]

i stopped celebrating halloween when i was 10 . i dont even know how to begin to celebrate this bullshit

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if you're old enough, you can drink! 21 is basically when halloween starts being fun again if you had bully parents or guardians that discouraged a good trick or pleasant treat.. :B well eighteen if you're european but i dunno why you'd be celebrating halloween if you don't live in the states....less than that if you're going through it or live in a viddy game, i guess?? um don't do that though. #substance

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it took me an uber-long time to accept i'm bisexual, which is funny, because obviously most of my troll friends could not give even less than one shit about it. i just can't imagine!! i guess it all started when i got called a faggot in elementary school and asked what that meant, then came home saying "mom, guess what i am!!!" and she had to tell me not to say that anymore. you know i really love and miss my mom but i totally thought that was the only word for it for a while.

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What is a bye sexual❓💕💞💖💓💗and a Faggot❓

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@mapleHoof[MH]

ok the first one is when you like girls and boys and other people, i think, and you want to kiss them maybe if they also like you. the second one is a word i should probably not have told a pretty pony, but it is an awful lot like when you're the first thing, and you watch pinocchio with your class, and you tell everybody that if you were pinocchio and you made a wish to be real that came true that you would want to look more like the pretty blue fairy instead of wearing those dumpy leiderhosen, which are utterly inferior to suspenders, which are classy.

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@zanyZanni[ZZ]

maplehoof didnt understand most of that 😁💞💓💗💕💖 Thenk you frind have fun kising girl 👩 and boy 🚶‍♂️

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@mapleHoof[MH]

that makes sense. have fun eating yummy apple treats today maplehoof!! i am manifesting you find some or your caretaker gives them to you.

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:33 < I awak3…

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good morning nepeta!! i hope you had sweet dreams!

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UGH. HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO ***NOT*** WAKE THE ENTIRE KINGDOM UP WITH YOUR LOUD, STOMPING PODSTEPS. As if I wasn't UP LATE ENOUGH AS IT WAS, NOW I HAVE TO BE WOKEN UP EARLY??? Do servants not understand HOW TO WALK QUIETLY.

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maybe you could buy them some extra cushy slippers!

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@zanyZanni[ZZ]

I'm not wasting my money on their comfort.

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it'd be spending judiciously on your own comfort if it makes things quieter. what are you saving up for, boss, an even bigger crown or something? must be some economy if even the upper echelons are shrimping and saving...i mean, scrimping and saving...

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@zanyZanni[ZZ]

Are you stupid? To have more money. The entire point is to hoard it. Duh.

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1. maybe a little or so i've been told 2. i guess the price of having scrooge mcduck stacks is interrupted beauty rest?

@zanyZanni[ZZ]

Or, and this may be difficult for someone of your calibre to fathom: WALK. QUIETER.

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ooh, or maybe a really cool nice lush thick carpet. oh that'd be so sick....shag carpets are so awesome and also i guess they'd take peons a super long time to scrub for fishy-powertrip reasons. like some cinderella floor-scrubbing montage stuff, except they're not gonna be the princess of the story because, of like, the fact there already is one of those and also he is a boy. oh man, but maybe they could still be the princess if you woke up comfortably late (because of the quiet walking) and you saw this beleaguered downtrodden troll lady singing really well and her face is in the bubbles as she sings her cleaning song, and you were like, wow she is so talented and walks so quiet, i wonder if her foot will fit in this glass slipper or crystalline pinson or whatever trolls call it. and then she would be troll cinderella and you would be troll prince charming. and also you would sleep later

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@zanyZanni[ZZ]

Your ideas are quite fanciful, but at least they are entertaining. You have that going for you.

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yahoo!!!! thanks! i hope you have a nice day's sleep tomorrow. remember my shag carpet idea!

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what did you do!!!

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oh ok. sigh!! well, creatures gonna creach (not gonna assume what your creachers are)

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C475 8)

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big cat or little cat? trolls can have big cats at home, right? er, at hive?

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ohhh!! boy here i go making an ass out of u and ming already. neat!! give them a little pet from me once you fed them and they won't take your arm off? :B

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