warner!
@zanyZanni
dungeon master, toy photographer, my godtier lvl is OVER 9000!!! haven't finished the game so no spoilers!! :B he/she/it only thanks!
zanni is a stock commedia dell'arte character but he's also an immigrant. i'm indigenous (seneca nation strong)!! thank goodness i'm also italiano or what would my claim to the guy be?? mama mia!!
does anybody else hang out in the furthest ring? i swear i get headaches from hanging out here too long but it really is a chill place to contemplate your melancholy solitude. not to mention if you throw something you can just kinda watch it forever
waiting on a horrorterror to hexcurse me badstyle once my million squilliam broken glasses ricocheting through the inky blackness end up poking their horribleterrible eyeballs and gives them some not-really-all-that-game-changing vision loss.
steam's sale prices are really bad, but scheme's are even worse. why does troll gordon freeman's video game go on sale from $9.99 to $19.99!! that's worse!! that's the opposite of a sale!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ well, duh!!!! it the collective punishment youve all earned four played video games instead of REEL 1s! with dice + pieces + blood feuds! }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ full offense but youre better off spending that money on a copy of minnowpoly + tearing your friend group apart! }>_<{ at least youll have played an ACTUAL game....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
dang i didn't think of it like that...to think i am sullying the memory of the human species by transmuting my blood into that depraved, monstrous form of human, known as "gamer." most of my buddies kicked the bucket IRL but i guess that's no excuse. i guess nobody would notice if i played banker and lined my pockets just a smidge. boy it always grinds my gears when people get huffy about that. cheating is the point of board games! besides it adds realism. which i imagine you are into if you prefer board games in the real world to video games in the computer world.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAAAAT! i was just aboat to offer to play with you until you admitted your cheating habit! }⟡A⟡{ }⟡A⟡{ <!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ CHEATINGGGGG is NAUT a viable strategy, babes! there are rules four a reason! + youre like! spitting + stomping on them with your l+lubby legs right now!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
well maybe i wouldn't do it if somebody else plays banker!! wink wink nudge nudge! bats my beauteous eyelashes, blink blink blink! also i am at the very least doing a cool landlubby two-step rather than a stomp.
i have to look up so many of the references you guys are making on this cool new cross-time internet thingy in reference to your halloween 'tumes (cool way of saying costumes). apparently while i was gone, they invented this cool thing called "gangam style"
it took me an uber-long time to accept i'm bisexual, which is funny, because obviously most of my troll friends could not give even less than one shit about it. i just can't imagine!! i guess it all started when i got called a faggot in elementary school and asked what that meant, then came home saying "mom, guess what i am!!!" and she had to tell me not to say that anymore. you know i really love and miss my mom but i totally thought that was the only word for it for a while.
What is a bye sexual❓💕💞💖💓💗and a Faggot❓
ok the first one is when you like girls and boys and other people, i think, and you want to kiss them maybe if they also like you. the second one is a word i should probably not have told a pretty pony, but it is an awful lot like when you're the first thing, and you watch pinocchio with your class, and you tell everybody that if you were pinocchio and you made a wish to be real that came true that you would want to look more like the pretty blue fairy instead of wearing those dumpy leiderhosen, which are utterly inferior to suspenders, which are classy.
maplehoof didnt understand most of that 😁💞💓💗💕💖 Thenk you frind have fun kising girl 👩 and boy 🚶♂️
that makes sense. have fun eating yummy apple treats today maplehoof!! i am manifesting you find some or your caretaker gives them to you.
i'm thinking of going as groucho marx. none of my troll pals who get who that is are still alive to hoot and holler about the glasses with his iconic nose and stache missing his iconic horns, but it's still funny to me!
as a great man once said, "those are my principles and if you don't like them, well, i have others."
when i told my friend naalni to check out my gamefaqs they couldn't believe the other name for gameFIBS. game Frequently Inquired Bull Shit does take the cake as the extension-of-abbreviation but also i like saying gamefaqs too much. say it aloud with me...gamefacks...!!
hiya!! you can call me warner! (that's my last name, but internet safety doesn't really factor in anymore). :B i'm into ttrpgs, musicals, comedy theater, cartoons, toys, puzzles, and video games! if my posts sound sorta goofy or weird, it's because 1. i'm actually an alien (shh! don't tell anybody!), 2. i've been kind of a "shut in" gamer (those who nose :B) for most of my life, or 3. *i'm* sorta goofy or weird! and of course, devilishly handsome and cool. my blood is red, i'm a bard of mind, and i used to snooze in a big ol' golden city if that stuff matters to you. *** feel free to check out my handle on gameFAQs for my pokemon 100% walkthroughs and minmax strats for each pokemon through to platinum!! also, if you picked up sburb/sgrub and need some time-sensitive advice *wink wink nudge nudge*, i'm your gamemaster! ;B (ooc: he's kind of blasé about death, suicide, and bodily harm because his land is a kaizo trap-laden rpg. general warning for that but relevant tags will of course be applied.
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that's what she said!! and by she i mean me in the message above, your majesty..?? ',:B
snoozing into the dreambubbles rules because there are versions of me and my buddies from ages and ages ago and somehow i'm the only guy who keeps wearing the pajamas basically forever. don't get me wrong i wear swimsuits and fancywear sometimes but i guess not all of us were serious about the "wanting to become a concept" thing!!!