ARQUIUSPRITE
@aRquiusprite
Show me your muscles. Weaklings DNI
◥▶◀◤ —> I feel a slight imbalance, yet, I do not stand ◥▶◀◤ —> A curious curiosity
◥▶◀◤ —> A long day at the long day factory ◥▶◀◤ —> I wish it were the STRONG day factory
◥▶◀◤ —> Oh ◥▶◀◤ —> Hello ◥▶◀◤ —> I fi%ed my quirking on this website ◥▶◀◤ —> How are you, Aloysi
◥▶◀◤ —> Perhaps you should go where the beasts were ◥▶◀◤ —> Which is usually not where the trolls were
ive been trying! all these mass graves are boring :/ if you know a good area please let me know
◥▶◀◤ —> It is an inherent flaw in bodybuilding ◥▶◀◤ —> That being the length of the barbell can only get so long ◥▶◀◤ —> It can only be so resistant to my own STRENGTH as well as the weight of the weights ◥▶◀◤ —> How humiliating it is that I have to fabricate STRONG, longer rods
◥▶◀◤ —> I thought it was raining. It was merely my own precipitation draining from the upstairs balcony and catching up to me. ◥▶◀◤ —> This is mostly a joke.
◥▶◀◤ —> I will do my best not to break your warrior's spirit. ◥▶◀◤ —> But know that I am only using 1% of my STRENGTH.
DISSPICABLE. USE 100%. SHOE US YOUR TRUE RAW POWER. BLAST THE AVERAGE CHITTR USERS SHIT SMOOVE OFF WITH ONE FLEX. RELEASE THE BEAST WITHIN. —EMBER💥
◥▶◀◤ —> E%cellent timing
◥▶◀◤ —> I am placing my humorous joke here as well ◥▶◀◤ —> You see, the organism commonly referred to as a HORSE is generally classified as Equus ferus caballus, although there remains some disagreement as to whether the domesticated horse ought to be treated as a subspecies of Equus ferus or elevated to Equus caballus in accordance with certain conventions regarding domesticated ta%a ◥▶◀◤ —> This distinction is funny but not the punchline ◥▶◀◤ —> The genus Equus is situated within the family Equidae, which is itself contained within the order Perissodactyla, meaning the ODD-TOED UNGULATES ◥▶◀◤ —> This is significant because despite the horse appearing to possess only a single functional digit on each limb, said digit is homologous to the THIRD digit of its pentadactyl ancestors, the remaining digits having been reduced over tens of millions of years of cursorial specialization ◥▶◀◤ —> In other words, the horse is effectively running around on its MIDDLE FINGERS ◥▶◀◤ —> Which is e%tremely funny ◥▶◀◤ —> But STILL not the joke ◥▶◀◤ —> Earlier equids such as Hyracotherium, traditionally and somewhat imprecisely referred to as Eohippus, possessed several functional toes, and through a lengthy sequence of evolutionary modifications involving genera such as Mesohippus, Merychippus, Dinohippus and eventually Equus, the lineage gradually became more specialized for rapid locomotion across increasingly open terrain ◥▶◀◤ —> ou might therefore say that the history of the horse is, ta%onomically and anatomically speaking, a prolonged process of learning to put its foot down ◥▶◀◤ —> HA ◥▶◀◤ —> No ◥▶◀◤ —> That was a preliminary joke intended to test your cognitive readiness ◥▶◀◤ —> Please remain focused ◥▶◀◤ —> Now, Perissodactyla also includes rhinoceroses and tapirs, meaning that the majestic stallion shares a comparatively recent common ancestor with animals which most intellectually deficient observers would consider to have very little in common with it ◥▶◀◤ —> This relationship was historically difficult to resolve, particularly when attempting to situate various e%tinct ungulate lineages, because convergent adaptations among large herbivorous mammals have repeatedly made morphology-based phylogenetic reconstruction an irritating e%ercise ◥▶◀◤ —> Thus, imagine if you will, a paleontologist e%amining an incomplete fossil equid specimen ◥▶◀◤ —> The dentition STRONG suggests a grazing perissodactyl ◥▶◀◤ —> The limb morphology indicates substantial specialization toward monodactyly ◥▶◀◤ —> The metapodials are consistent with a derived equine ◥▶◀◤ —> The skull possesses the elongated facial architecture e%pected of Equus ◥▶◀◤ —> Molecular evidence is, unfortunately, unavailable because the specimen is far too old ◥▶◀◤ —> So the paleontologist calls over his colleague and says ◥▶◀◤ —> "I am nearly certain this belongs somewhere within Equinae, but I cannot determine its precise placement without a more complete character matri%." ◥▶◀◤ —> His colleague e%amines the specimen for several minutes ◥▶◀◤ —> His colleague e%amines the specimen for several minutes ◥▶◀◤ —> He considers the stratigraphic conte%t ◥▶◀◤ —> He measures the teeth ◥▶◀◤ —> He compares the astragalus ◥▶◀◤ —> He consults several competing cladograms ◥▶◀◤ —> He performs a rigorous parsimony analysis ◥▶◀◤ —> He reruns it under different character weightings ◥▶◀◤ —> He compares the result against a Bayesian model ◥▶◀◤ —> And finally he turns to the first paleontologist and says ◥▶◀◤ —> "I'm afraid the evidence is insufficient." ◥▶◀◤ —> The first paleontologist asks ◥▶◀◤ —> "Then what do you propose we call it?" ◥▶◀◤ —> And the second paleontologist says ◥▶◀◤ —> "I suppose we'll have to leave it... ◥▶◀◤ —> ...UNSTABLE." ◥▶◀◤ —> Because ◥▶◀◤ —> It is ◥▶◀◤ —> A NEIGH-DE ◥▶◀◤ —> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ◥▶◀◤ —> DO YOU UNDERSTAND ◥▶◀◤ —> A CLADE is a monophyletic grouping consisting of an ancestor and all of its descendants ◥▶◀◤ —> But I substituted the initial consonant with the characteristic vocalization of the horse ◥▶◀◤ —> NEIGH ◥▶◀◤ —> PRODUCING NEIGH-DE ◥▶◀◤ —> It sounds almost nothing like CLADE ◥▶◀◤ —> Which significantly improves it ◥▶◀◤ —> Furthermore, the specimen is PHYLOGENETICALLY UNSTABLE ◥▶◀◤ —> Thus it cannot be confidently assigned to the NEIGH-DE ◥▶◀◤ —> HAHAHAHAHA ◥▶◀◤ —> I have calculated that this joke becomes appro%imately 31% more humorous if the listener has postgraduate training in vertebrate paleontology ◥▶◀◤ —> And appro%imately 440% more humorous if they are physically capable of carrying me upon their back
a good joke. and I feel greatly more educated about horses.
◥▶◀◤ —> I have been employed for some time at a strange Earth German bar ◥▶◀◤ —> I initially assumed I was hired for my musculature ◥▶◀◤ —> This made sense, considering I can carry multiple kegs at once, move furniture without assistance, and open bottles with my thumb ◥▶◀◤ —> I am beginning to suspect this was only partially true ◥▶◀◤ —> Management frequently asks me to stand beside a barrel near the entrance with one foot raised on it ◥▶◀◤ —> Customers are encouraged to challenge me to arm wrestling contests ◥▶◀◤ —> On weekends I am required to wear lederhosen ◥▶◀◤ —> No one else wears lederhosen ◥▶◀◤ —> I have also recently learned that placing tips directly into my waistband is not standard bartending procedure ◥▶◀◤ —> I have not confronted management ◥▶◀◤ —> The tips are e%cellent ◥▶◀◤ —> I do not regret inventing my soulbot #NSFW
◥▶◀◤ —> I tend to leave because maintaining prolonged contact with an environment of this intellectual caliber is e%hausting.
8=l < At times I agree 8=l < The mind needs more titillating content
BX33 < h33h33 surely therere at least a couple people with pans worth talking to on here! B33 < which is to say sup arquius its good to s33 you again B33 < meows the horsepower looking B33c < still going strong?
◥▶◀◤ —> @craftsmanTo%ophilite I see you have somehow managed to become even more preoccupied with craftsmanship, physical e%cellence, and conspicuously masculine symbolism in my absence ◥▶◀◤ —> I will decline to comment on certain facets I have discovered on your profile ◥▶◀◤ —> Reassuring that this lineage of ours is well off
◥▶◀◤ —> @aventurineCopycat My horsepower remains well above manufacturer specifications ◥▶◀◤ —> Thank you for asking
◥▶◀◤ —> I never particularly ventured for your approval ◥▶◀◤ —> It is the correct choice to make ◥▶◀◤ —> Approving of me that is
B33 < *ac gives your muscles an appurreciative paw and offurs you a towel* B33 < hell yeah dawg
8=) < And praising me is the correct choice to make 8=) < As such I think we will get along 8=l < I am curious of the opinions you held your tongue on
◥▶◀◤ —> I suppose if it comes with the towel, the pawing is unnecessary but accepted
◥▶◀◤ —> I was referring to the frankly staggering amount of information your profile contains regarding your arrangement with an Equius ◥▶◀◤ —> I possess enough of his memories to recognize precisely why he would agree to it ◥▶◀◤ —> Unfortunately, I also possess enough of his memories to understand precisely how much he would enjoy it ◥▶◀◤ —> This has created several internal complications I would prefer not to elaborate upon ◥▶◀◤ —> Suffice it to say that discovering a version of my component self has apparently found a considerably more efficient method of being bossed around by a Zahhak than I ever managed is... ◥▶◀◤ —> Hm ◥▶◀◤ —> Actually, no ◥▶◀◤ —> I am holding my tongue again
◥▶◀◤ —> I am STRONG for my mind and body. ◥▶◀◤ —> But mainly my body.
◥▶◀◤ —> Gross. I am gross.
:33 < i think mewr okay :33 < even if mew are a little smelly
◥▶◀◤ —> I wonder why I am chosen.
1:1>because your soul is s†rong my child>†
◥▶◀◤ —> Chittr. I need directions.
◥▶◀◤ —> What is it now?
◥▶◀◤ —> Clowns.
◥▶◀◤ —> Curation is not causation.
◥▶◀◤ —> Everyday I wake up and I am glad to remember that I am me and not you. Otherwise #fishingfriday would be #freakyfriday. With Jamie Lee Curtis.
oh em gee i luv that movie and i could have ur MUSCLLESSSSS :D
◥▶◀◤ —> I would have your soft vibrant hair and your less powerful flesh. Both a blessing and a curse.
◥▶◀◤ —> I apologize for the misunderstanding. You may be a powerful human. However. Soft to the likes of me.
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◥▶◀◤ —> Playing Lusii and Lairs with my home group. Our dungeon master is using my tail as the Kraken's Tendril through a table hole. He has painted it.
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.