DOCTOR MYRIAD!!
@aberrantCalamity
Myriad | He/him | 11 sweeps >>> ACCREDITED <<< Doctorturer!! What was that...?? DMs are open to ANY new patients!! PLEASE!!
What was that...?? Michigan is a HUMAN SOCIAL EXPERIMENT. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!
What was that...?? GOREGLE DOT COM. Am I AROMANTIC quiz.
What was that...?? Hmm... IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE. I will ALLOW you to HELP. BUT if you try to steal my information, I WILL subject you to the concoction within my mechanism.
>> ¡'11 DM you then ડo ¡ can try to he1p you f¡gure ¡t out ^ ^
What was that...?? HAH!!!!!! As if I'd reveal such VITAL information to some RANDOM!!!!!!
_ Vital information sucH as... An online quiz tHat doesn't Have tHe primary function of a quiz? OH, wHatever sHall I do witHout sucH data? _ THe last part was sarcasm. I don't care.
What was that...?? You just don't see the REAL reasoning behind a QUIZ. The PURPOSE of it. IT'S SUPPOSED TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, IS IT NOT?????? Then SURELY it should just DO THAT!! It doesn't need all your INFORMATION. It's STEALING IT, DAMNIT!!!!
_ I believe you Have it backwards. You are supposed to do tHe question answerinG so tHe answer can be Given. Simple scientific process, in my opinion.
What was that...?? WRONG!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST DO THINGS AT YOU RECORD THE RESULTS, FOOL. That's how it WORKS.
_ Not witHout a HypotHesis to start tHe process. _ Honestly, it's a sHame we're at odds Here. I was so lookinG forward to interactinG witH a medical practitioner witH a similar anGle to my own.
What was that...?? I have never!! NEVER!!!! Commented on a POST!!!!!! Except when I HAVE!!!!!!
Somehow I don't think that's factual. Sorry to disappoint, friend! - Proverbs 22:4
no its true he said thou shalt do unto other's as thou want done to thineself, lest thou be rightfully smited and like a dagger he stabbed me down into the earth bringing karma upon all evildoer's true story
What was that...?? I don't WANT quadrants, damnit!! I WANT A REASON!!!!!!
What was that...?? I am NOT a romantic!! I am NOT a king!! I am a DOCTOR!!!!!!
\ n0 dude l1ke, ar0mant1c as 1n d0esn't feel r0mant1c attract10n. and k1ng as 1n a c0mpl1ment /
What was that...?? WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME.
What was that...?? The APP, MIRIAM!!!!!!
What was that...?? Deep... DEEP... DEEP WITHIN... The depths of my PUSHER. YEARNING?????? SURELY. Not.
Do not beat yourself up too hard for such emotions welling up inside you. I know they might make you feel like a weaker man, but it's all part of the process! It's all about how you actually deal with those emotions! Do not let them get in the way of incredibly important professional work. Push them down if needed for that specific purpose. There are many things that matter much more than petty unneeded romantic emotions, you see! ...But. Do not deny yourself of your own true feelings too hard. This is because doing so will only turn more self destructive!!! Very important advice!!!!!
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What was that...?? NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY.
What was that...?? YES, yes!! Just rejecting the inevitable... Yeeess. This is MY call!!
What was that...?? MORE THAN!!!!!! I am denying the very thing that no one else denies!! INEVITABILITY!!!!!! They'll never see it coming.
What was that...?? Aheh... You. YOU. You would NOT get it. This is not your fault, but it is another inevitable!!!!
>> ¡ def¡n¡te1y wou1dn't get ¡t 🫂🫂 but ¡ hope you're do¡ng we11!!
c< i wONt, tHeN, i Offered because i waNted 2 Help, if tHere was aNy trOuble, My apOlOgies >c
In a way... I get it. Maybe I don't feel the same exact kind of inevitability that you, young troll, are currently rejecting. But... subconciously, I get you. I get trying to defy whatever is out there. Everything and anything that shall cross your path - that WILL cross your path: whether you want it or not, whether you even KNOW of it or not - it will all quake and tremble and crumble underneath my rugged feet!!!!! ...Err, and I assume that's what you imagine, too.
What was that...?? MUSIC that makes my skin crawl with overstimulation. MUSIC that makes me feel like I am being electrocuted. MUSIC that makes my hair stand on end. MUSIC that makes vaporizes my neurons. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? BEAM THAT MAKES YOU SUSCEPTIBLE TO CHEMICALS.
What was that...?? I am taking this name. For my own uses. When I officially make this beam. REAL.
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What was that...?? OH. That makes things easier!!
What was that...?? Hey!! HEY!!!!!! I need... Those badges. Those badges!! PLEASE!!!! Bisexual, rabies, UNverified, trolltism, AND for the sake of it. Yes, yes... THESE will do.
What was that...?? Among us this, among us that, HOW CAN YOU SIT IDLY BY AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THEY ARE AMONG US??!!??!! You are letting your GUARDS down!! SEE CLEARLY!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? WHAT ARE YOU?? Trying to say?? HUH?????? I see RIGHT through you.
What was that...?? WHAT???? WHAT?????????? WHAT???????????????????????? NO!! NO NO NO!!!!!! BACK WITH YOU, FOUL THING!!!!!!!! BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? You have your doubts?? Of COURSE you do!! Why wouldn't you?? An intellect such as mine?? Plenty to doubt, especially when it is unmatched!! Except by those who match it, of course... YOU!! You will have to CATCH UP.
_ I assure you my mind is of tHe utmost caliber. I'm simply more soft spoken about it tHan otHers.
What was that...?? FUCK!! God- I- What?? Hello?????? Oooohhghg... GOD DAMNIT!!!!!! Thinking of men, sorry.
What was that...?? MY HEART IS ALWAYS POUNDING!!!! WOMEN OR NOT!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? Marbles?? MARBLES?????? Why wouldn't I have my marbles?? I HAVE... SOOOO MANY.
What was that...?? Weird Al Yanko-my-penor.
What was that...?? BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I'D GIVE OUT MY NAME SO EASILY!!!!!! For the sake of some... Some feed-driven frenzy??!! NO!!!!!!
What was that...?? GSDFGJOIOSFGDJIOSFDJG GOOD FUCKING LIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? BEFORE I HIT THE SLIME who want me... AS THEIR PRIMARY CARE PRACTITIONER??
What was that...?? I. I. I. OH GOD. DO I EVEN HAVE IT IN ME TO TREAT SOMEONE WITH YOUR PROWESS?????? You are a god among the common troll intellect. A GOD, DAMNIT!!!!!! How could I ever hope to provide general doctoring to someone as masterful at many crafts as YOU are?????? I will take this to heart... This is a compliment that will last me...
Don't get it overtly twisted. I am in fairly desperate conditions as of late. Hiding in the woods for weeks on end does something to a man. Even an awesome manly man like me. In standard circumstances, I would be seeking only the best medical attention. ...But, I gotta say, being taken care of by a mind of such similar intellect like yours is quite enticing. If you truly prove yourself, perhaps I could see it becoming a regular thing...
What was that...?? Oh!! OH!!!! Oh, yes!! YES OF COURSE!!!! This makes nothing but sense!!!! But, that makes sense, because it's coming from you. All you've ever done is prove to be one of the most REASONABLE users on this accursed website. THIS SURPRISES NO ONE. Even an awesome manly man cannot withstand the whims of the woods, yes. This is practical thinking. Very practical. With this in mind, AND IT IS IN MIND, I will set aside only the best of my possessions, so that I may treat you with the best of my ability when you emerge from the woods. I WILL PROVE MY ABILITY. To you, I will prove it. PROVE IT SOOO GOOD!!!!!! I have noticed there is a rusty one seeking you out. Keep me INFORMED. When you're out of those woods I will CLEAR my schedule FULLY!!!!!!
What was that...?? BITCHES WITHOUT PHD'S WISH THEY HAD WHAT WE HAD. OUR BRAINS ARE UNPARALLELED IN OUR SHARED COGNITIVE SUPERIORITY. SHE GAVE ME A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE OF HERSELF. I NOW CONSIDER THIS WOMAN MY RIDE OR DIE.
What was that...?? There is NO QUADRANT that could account for the big brain shit we are going to do together. THEY WILL HAVE TO MAKE A NEW QUADRANT FOR US. A QUADRANT FOR THOSE WHO HOLD LEGITIMATE SPOTS IN THE STEM FIELD.
YOU GET IT!!! OUR BRAINS ARE LINKED!!! OUR SWIRLY GLASSES LETS US COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE POWER OF OUR AWESOME THINKING PAN POWERS!!! REGULAR QUADRANTS FEAR US!!! THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WANTS TO SILENCE US!!! BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!! BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM!!!!
What was that...?? I have a NORMAL amount of organs.
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What was that...?? I. I WOULDN'T KNOW!! Because I have the normal amount!! ENTIRELY normal amount!!!!
What was that...?? MY SINS ARE WHAT MAKE ME THE BEST DOCTOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! You are just ANOTHER one of those HATERS.
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What was that...?? I BET YOUR PIZZA TASTES LIKE RANCID CHEESE ON A DISC OF CARDBOARD. GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? WHY do I have a notepad that just says BISEXUAL RABIES. WHAT HAPPENED??????
_ Just tHe otHer niGHt, I Had to deal witH a purple wHo was visitinG one of tHe EartHs. He Got bitten by a rabid animal and refused to take treatment. I suppose I am simply paranoid about an outbreak amonGst trolls.
What was that...?? OH. Oh dear. You should send him my way. To be euthanized. HUMANELY!!!!
_ I'm not sure wHat became of Him, to be Honest. I lost track of tHe fellow. But from wHat I've seen, He's quite tHe Handful. Afraid of needles.
What was that...?? TROLLBAMA IS BACK IN OFFICE. Everything is right in the world. FUCK YES.
What was that...?? OH, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!!!! I just made my account today BUT I'VE MISSED YOU TERRIBLY!!!!!!!!