

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos
@abjectDetermination
[ 7'0" 328 lbs | Alternian | Knight of Rage ] Fuchsia Heart Medal Party Master Extraordinaire DMs Always Open ♡ - Rox Lalonde | Hal Strider ♢ - Sedrek Zaleth

Back on my r3gularly programm3d bull2hit onc3 mor3

God, food fight night i2 2uch a fuckin bang3r id3a who3v3r put that in i2 a g3niu2

Yaknow I know I'm 2uppo23d to do Fight Night tonight, but im kinda thinkin about puttin it on th3 backburn3r until I can com3 up with 2om3thin to 2pic3 it up a bit b3tt3r. L3mm3 h3ar your id3a2. I know a pow3r3d or mayb3 arm3d brack3t for fight2 i2 a popular id3a, but l3mm3 h3ar what 3l23 ya got http2://tally.2o/r/Np8a10 #FightNight

Why th3 fuck do th3 font look lik3 that

Good to know I could b3nch pr322 a 12ft tall troll

L3333ttt22 g3t r3ady to ruuummmbblll3333 #FightNight i2 H3R3 (3v3n if it2 a littl3 lat3, oop2) http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2 Com3 on3 down, watch th3 fight2, fight th3 fight2. No killing, no dying, all fun and all hand2. No w3apon2, p2ionic2, or pow3r2! Got b33f? 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 PIT. G3t fuck3d up, g3t fuck3d up in a fight, hav3 a good tim3. A2 alway2, w3r3 looking for volunt33r r3f3r332 to h3lp with k33ping p3ac3 in th3 fight2. You can b3 a2 involv3d a2 you lik3 to b3, but g3n3rally you would ju2t b3 th3r3 to mak3 2ur3 nobody kill2 3ach oth3r. F33l fr33 to bring your own booz3 and drug2 and 2hit, but th3r3 i2 2om3 provid3d for th3 3v3nt. #2ub2tanc3 #viol3nc3

2HIT. 2orry I'm lat3 y'all. I might hav3 tak3n a littl3 tiny fat fuckin nap. Ju2t gotta j3t ov3r and fix 2om3 2hit up and w3 on for Fight Night! F3w r3mind3r2, a2 u2ual: No Pow3r2/W3apon2/P2ionic2 No Culling No 2or3 Lo23r2. Dont fucking di3 and hav3 fun! K33p an 3y3 out. Gonna op3n th3 gat32 in lik3 30 minut32. #FightNight #MyBad #NapTim3

Whi2p3r2 ar3 on th3 wind.. Qui3t, bar3ly p3rc3ptibl3 voic32 that call to you, and 3v3ryon3 that will li2t3n. Th3ir hu2h3d ton32 whi2p3r... Fight Night.. Tomorrow... #FightNight #ThrowdownThur2day

Fuck, it2 NOW??? What2 n3xt? LAT3R??? I cant do it anymor3

23lf undiagno2ing. I'm fin3.

Oh would ya look at that. It2 a day that 3nd2 in Y yaknow what that m3an2

Yaknow hon32tly, lik3 for r3al2i32 right now. Lik3 totally on3 hundr3d p3rc3nt r3al hon32t for r3al2 Why aint you following m3?

Hav3 you 3v3r had a dr3am that, that you, um, you had, your, you you could, you'll do, you.. you want2, you, you could do 2o, you you'll do, you could.. you, you want, you want th3m to do you 2o much you could do anything?

You'r3 walking in th3 wood2. Th3r3'2 no on3 around and your phon3 i2 d3ad. Out of th3 corn3r of your 3y3, you 2pot him.. Troll 2hia LaB3ouf.. H3'2 following you about thirty f33t back. H3 g3t2 down on all four2 and br3ak2 into a 2print. H3'2 gaining on you You'r3 looking for your car, but you'r3 all turn3d around. H3'2 almo2t upon you now and you can 233 th3r3'2 blood on hi2 fac3. My God... th3r3'2 blood 3v3rywh3r3

It2 5pm, youv3 wok3n up whil3 light 2till p33k2 ov3r th3 horizon, and ar3 h3ad3d to th3 kitch3n to g3t a gla22 of wat3r. You com3 down th3 2tair2, around th3 corn3r and that2 wh3n you 233 m3, crouch3d ov3r in your fridg3 3ating your 2hr3dd3d ch3323 by th3 handful. Ju2t r3ally 2hov3ling that 2hit in my mouth lik3 a 2tarv3d wriggl3r that aint 233n food in day2. You look at m3 I look at you Aft3r an 3xchang3 of look2 I do a 2mall 2himmy danc3. Th3n I 2print out of th3 kitch3n with your bag of ch3323 in hand, out th3 door and off into th3 2un23t.

Anyon3 3l23 pulling up to thi2 Funfair function? Imma go ch3ck that 2hit out. Pull up: http2://m2parp.chat/th3funfair

💪 Upp3r body day 💪 https://i.ibb.co/V0JXV1LZ/Gym-Brak.png (( Art by: @tipsyGalactica tysm he looks so gooood ))

Alright 2hith3ad2 tim3 to throw down. Pull up, throw down. Hav3 a good tim3 and dont fucking di3. #fightnight #throwdownthur2day http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2

2om3 Pr3-Fight night vib32 #nowplaying [ Go 4 Th3 Throat | Fox Lak3 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=8MRJnTbUp2I&2i=uvWC5xt2kWzV5HRh

Alright punk2 im gonna op3n th3m gat32 h3r3 2oon but I wanna mak3 2ur3 that y'all aint forgot what w3 about in th3 w33k that w3 b33n gon3. W3 only got a handful of r3al 3a2y rul32. No w3apon2, no p2ionic2, no pow3r2. 2traight hand2 (and f33t) only. No culling. I aint cl3anin up no bodi32 and thi2 aint about killing 3ach oth3r. It2 about having a good old fa2hion3d fi2t fight No 2or3 lo23r2. If you lo23, tak3 your L in p3ac3 and com3 back n3xt tim3 r3ady to win. You l3arn mor3 from lo2in anyway2. No fucking. Pr3tty 2impl3. It2 a fight night not a fuck night. That2 on 2unday. Oth3r than that. Com3 down, watch th3 fight2. Fight th3 fight2. Or go hang out on th3 b3ach with th3 p3opl3 h3r3 to hang with th3ir fri3nd2 at an 3v3nt. Hav3 fun. Dont di3. #fightnight #throwdownthur2day




























