♦ pitied by @abjectDetermination
Ugh. I still need to manually induce tummy ache.
tis fuckging cat trying to steal my chicken nuggets bruh hes an opp #myfood #nothisfood
i am so sleepy but also...... no im just so slepy imm so yawnnignn #sleepyposting
Today iis Natiional ^Diip Your Cock iin The Hiigashiikata Fruiit Parfaiit^ Day.
but this time i truely mean it!!
ffellas is it gay to still have feelings for the first boy you ever ever felt genuine love for even though he rejected you multiple times for not being his type but also hooked up with you a lot when it was convenient and then almost lowkey killed you for being too annoying is that gay fellas is tha t homorsexual #nsfw #violence #angst
(b00000000000000 get 00ff the staaage /j)>
and perfomative as well @ boooo cringe
help me
[ # My.Space.Bar.Has.Become.Stuck.So.Apologies.For.My.Differing.Speech.Pattern. ]
anywways before i wwas incredibly rudely cut off by the onslaught of pity on my prevvious post i wwas thinkin our bodies are like a ship of theseus in wway
i had a thought
☆alright I'm back to horny post. #nsfw obviously. But FUCK. I need bulge. So bad. Rough. Big. Toys aren't cutting it.☆
unfortunate that no one asked its a good opinion actually maybe a fact
>>| wait what?! .i .am missing the show?!
I'm going to bash my head against the wall. #violence
✝+ I see! Well. I'll politely decline for now. Thank you for the offer. +✝
•ᴥ- you could be vagueposting about me, but you're goofing around. -‿- -ᴥ•
CRAZY TO THINK ANYONE WOULD WANNA BE A FILTHY SEA DWELLER.. EUGH...!
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
I qu3$ti0n th3 $anity 0f many 0n thi$ w3b$it3.. May th3 Twin M3$$iah$ hav3 m3rcy 0n y0u all.. #cl0wnp0$ting ? I $upp0$3..
- #FeelingHateful #ThinkIHateHimm
Why did I get two pity reacts on my special effects comment? :")
updat.... the #substance haz indeed had. an effect. . ... .. .
Um... 'm I missin' somethin'...? What's an Eridan Week
i |w|ould say real but no ones is texting me to begin |w|ith
= B(---> You Know For A Bunch Of =owb=oods You =ot Are Somewhat Entertaining Kudos
ughhh my head... undyne did a number on me today, if this concussion doesn't clear up befurrre the events start i may have to sit out #day2 #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
Shower finished, snacks packed, route planned. Time to start the day. May take a detour to the local cavern to deliver some fresh baked goods. They deserve a treat. Only...14 hives today and a whole tealblood legal library to dust-down. See you all at sundown~!
need a big strong man to shake his ass for meeee #notdesperate preferably @carcinoBeforus #nsfw
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
♯yoursomething
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No— no I’m just— t— tired. ]
we gØt anØther Øne girls. #ifnØtwell #isuggestfØrcefem
i just found out the hard way because they hated my post.... sorry eridan...
its soooooo annoying to see hot people and you have no idea what to say! losing my game
|W|HY ME?? can’t you make TG get stuck in the trap and not me?
<3-I-can't-seem-to-figure-out-a-reason-for-it,-but-it-IS-cool-as-shit.
<3-I'll-be-honest,-I-didn't-think-I'd-get-this-far.
(• - •) There's a lot of people asking to be fixed. I hope all of you get well soon. I'm sorry you're suffering. ⚘
blues fold so fucking easy , , ,
ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA BECAUSE THE BEAST IN ME HUNGERED!!!! THE BEAST IN ME N0W HAS A TUMMY ACHE!!! 🐺
THIS IS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TIME T0 W0MP W0MP S0ME0NE!!! ACHING 0F THE ST0MACH IS A M0ST SERI0US MALADY! 0R S0METHING! IM N0T SURE IF I USED THAT W0RD RIGHT! 🐺
AT THE TIME IT SEEMED LIKE A REALLY G00D IDEA IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS 0NLY WHEN I TRIED T0 LIE D0WN AND THE RUMBLING BEGAN DID I REALIZE MY F0LLY 🐺
oh no, a cue ball followed me. if you all don't hear from me, well.
Looking to hire a new baker. The one we have iz broken.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
I'd bee for it if I wazn't zure I'd die in the procezz.
imngonna start humping someones leg in a second #nsfw
Wattcched my asshole friend spill an energgy drink over tthe work huskttop and tthen foulmoutth att itt in frontt of a ccusttomer. I swear tto tthe Motther. #ccullbaitt
t there it is a again.
i if i was.. n not attached to a h history. m maybe i c could’ve… h had something. they r ruined me
crawling back to icp like a person in a desert seeing water for the first time in a month https://youtu.be/qgh4lRFchQM
mmkay uh i think i'm mor3 sob3r now? y3ah th3 hi<3 burn3d down last night but th3 party was tot3s worth it tim3 to g3t on chindur and find out wh3r3 i'm sl33ping tonight lol #party
yeahhh i gotta find something better for it but for now this'll have to do
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა feelin some type of way
(´ε｀ ) Maybe i Should, like, Invest in Finding a Matesprit or Kismesis finally
been having weird dreams lately... i dont remember a lot other than they were weird...
Jusᛏ Say You Wanna Snog Already So I Can ᛏurn You Down Loser
<3-To-whoever-parked-their-fat-ass-slug-lusus-in-front-of-my-hive-(won't-move)-your-ancestor's-a-bitch.
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#NSFW???? Huh??? ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
alright. I should probably get into my 'cupcoon for the night. What an absolute shitshow
=^owo^= Please do not post me on your profile.