♣ mediated by @adiosToreador
YOU WANNA BEAT EACH OTHER UP FOR FUN SOMETIME?
you never get freaky? YOU NEVER GET A LITTLE FREAK SHOW GOING ON? you telling me you never give your horn a little squeeze? NEVER PULL ON THE RIBBONS A LITTLE TOO HARD? never all up and indulge in the wicked slime of the under belly of our pans? NEVER LET YOURSELF DRIFT AWAY TO A DAMN WONDERLAND IN YOUR MIND? you never revel in the feeling of some warm blood and broken bone on your face and all over your skin? YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE SWEET RELEASE AND THE MOMENT OF RAPTURE?
HEY LAY OFF MY GOOD SIS. we all get a little freaky from time to time ain't nothing to be ashamed of. I THINK.
haha what :o)
i bet if i held up a magnet to your dome it would feel good as fuck
hey, um... it's sad but we can't change that. maybe we can do a makeup party or something?
Ai-chan has said it hitotsu she'll say it futatsu! Hajime! Flicking! That! Mame!!!! ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )*･゜ﾟ(^O^)↝ (That is the kawaii kao atashi makes when she is flicking) #nsfw —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I was cultivated carefully to be the Doormaid of the Felt Manor by Doc Scratch. ]
What the fuck do you even get someone for their gradu8tion????????
glad i could attend in some capacity evven if it wwas as thinkpan ghost eridan at least i found a wway to bring back the one youre so fond of for some reason this one night only
im sorry i did not get one :((( i promise i really didnt i woulld NEVER miss it on purpose!!!!!
congrats tavros!!! i woulld have come had i known!!!!!! youre so cooll!!!!!
I Wish I Possessed The Particular String Of Words To Properly Convey Just How Proud Of You I Am But For Once Im Not Certain That The Correct Words Exist So I Do Hope That When I Say That Im So Very Very Proud Of You That It Will Suffice Congratulations Tavros
VALED1CTOR1AN???? CONGRATS HOLY SH1T
Finally... I can get rid of my enemy the ocean along with it.
Then you can have a duel between both of them with someone else.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The keys are so loud. Gosh. Pair of vecks vibratin like a espresso rapido. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I haven’t worn a skirt in forever. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Almost there. ]
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
I 100% draw Tav the most lol here's some extra sketches too while I'm at it. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0090.jpeg
We all know that Nitram guy is hanging mad bulge right?? I drew proof regardless. I know those little page shorts would be struggling lol. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0071.jpeg
might just block you for a while. not sure.
good one tavv i wwas gonna call you a slur but your rapid display a mental agility made me bit my tongue
"= something like 4 or 1. if you pick 6, you clearly like head injuries, if you pick 7 i don't trust that seat, if you pick 2 or 5 or 3 you're fine but they're middle seats. 8 would be fine if it was anyone else there in the middle. i know it's one of you and i don't trust it at all. ="
You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
pfft 0u0
It was one fucking slice! He already knows I'm more than willing to pay for another entire pie!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The proposed partnership is with another one. ]
sorry i dont eat burgers for breakfast do you forgive me?
that's a good idea. reflect on yoUr actions and their conseqUences. be safe.
She fiddled with the Keyring Juju, a gift. It crackled with energy. Those who take favors always pay their debt. She wondered if anyone would notice when she's gone. #TheScript
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It- It doesn't mean anything, doma. ]
its frustrating that you dont see where i could have misunderstood :T
D--> I.....what time is it.....I can barely breath.....this....this dream bubble is too bright....it was my mistake....I tried diving too deep into the....into the archives....I forgot to turn off....the e%plicit tag....and...and I spelled wholesome into the tag bar....without the most...defining letter....the first onoe...i am leaking...I am leaking and I cannot stop reading....dont.....don't go into archive of our own....I....I'm too lost....save yourselves HHHHHHH #nsfw
:33< old men in caves are always like "take this mystic blade save the land" :33< im like oh ill take mewre mystic blade alright...
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
D--> I will admit I have not spent much if any time around our dancestors nor asked in-depth about what culling was like. But from what I have heard it did sound rather pleasant compared to our own definition of the term, although that is not a high bar.
Re★d th★t ★s "mintyl" ★t first ★nd got ★ very different impression.
▼no wonder she bullies you▲
get ps1on1c mogged 1d1ot @crypt1cCl1noman1ac https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/1MG_9341.png
Long day of doing nothing 8ut gam8ling, getting drunk, and telling people online to commit #suicide. #girl8oss #su8stance
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Ah!!! :) I'm so excited to play SGRUB with you.
yeah i don't know how you hide that shit ill be reall
@archiveAddict
Alright, freaks and geeks. You have 88ed me successfully into ela8or8ing on something near and dear to my thumper. I am going to put a disclaimer in here that not only do I not pail out of choice, 8ut dynamics that involve collars and the like are not inherently sexual in nature! They could just 8e expressions of power, respect, and trust. You are all a8out collars. 8asically, 8DSM Step 1.1, just a hair over 'Hey 8a8y wanna change away from missionary?' 8ut, let's 8e real. Most of you are only interested in the idea of wearing a collar as a choker so that when you go to the clu8, you're seen as a little freaky at 8est. None of you have *ever* 8een in a true dynamic. It shows. ::::) What? Are all of you into 8eastplay? Huh? You want to 8e taken care of 8y your weird owner-human-pet relationship? I 8et you don't even wanna sleep in a kennel. That's right, humans put their animals in kennels and many don't even let them on the furniture. So, get used to that, I guess! If you're not a poser, anyway. Canid 8ased petplay is the most common form of petplay, 8ut it really evolved when you start looking at it from a grander structure. The secondmost common alternative form of 8eastplay is hoof8eastplay. Which turns routine care and affections into maintenance, performance, exercise, and a deeper trust 8etween handler and hoof8east. 8ut that's still surface level. I 8et most of you are scared to have a riding crop replace your putried little clicker! That's fine! You only have to engage in fetishes that you actively seek to engage in. I, myself, think that it's surface level and there's a whole sea to explore. Let's go 8ack to 8ark8eastplay. What's past a collar? Some treats? The clicker? Well, if you wanna 8ark like a 8itch, you're going to get treated like one! From 8eing forced into a 8itchsuit that restricts your lim8s and forces you to walk on your el8ows and knees, to 8e taken on pu8lic walks and ridiculed! There's so much more than just collars! Frankly. I think collars are kind of just a gimmick. It's like, the LARPer's introduction to darker forms of romance, sexual experiences, and true trust. I have a lot more to say on the topic, 8ut I made myself mad thinking a8out it all. Now I'm going to go 8low up a mountaintop or something! #nsfw #8dsm #nsfwe
D --> If an alternate of mine were to appear before me I am sure our %change would be short but pleasant D --> It would end in a platonic mutual pat on the rump and perhaps a warriors embrace, perhaps even a shirtless one since we would be dressed down to trace our fingers across the divots created by our well maintained form
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
I'm playing traditional! Or genesys.
time wind0w, captcha-cam? c0uld probably d0 it like the frogs with en0ugh dedication.
s0 go cl0ne them and resurrect the species? what ectobi0logy is f0r.
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
You cannot be this oblivious.
[ Attached is another picture. Gamzee is looking up, holding his phone from on high. The screen is cracked, which makes half of this image absolutely atrocious. Bright colors, fucked up resolution. His eyes are beyond bloodshot, sunset red with bulging purple veins. Enough blood has leaked from his nose and mouth that he's caked in it, all of his masculine features glossy with blood and warm, steaming kill-breath. Several of his fangs are broken, chipped horrendously. His hair is matted with blood, greasy face paint and viscera. Gamzee is smiling- a dumb, hollow smile with half lidded, red eyes. He's staring directly up at the camera. Behind him is a familiar body, dressed in a red blazer. It's laid out on the floor, in the process of standing back up as a large, bright teal glow comes from the neck- which is cut off by the distortion of the broken camera. Behind Gamzes are giant letters, written all across the luxurious wall in red. " #GetClownedOn :o) " ] #nsfw #gore #nsfwe #violence
BARK BARK BARK HE IS YOUR MOIRAIL AND YOU ARENT EVEN RAISING A FUCKING FINGER TO KEEP HIM IN LINE????? what the FUCK is wrong with you?????????
KISMESES DON'T BLOODY KILL EACH OTHER!
THIS IS NOT FUN, ARE YOU INSANE?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!
[ Attached is a video. Gamzee's phone is laying across the floor, propped up against.... something. That something is shaking and coughing, a wet cough. Red blood splatters the incredibly wealthy marble tile just in the corner of the frame. "Please.... send help!" The voice rasps out. In the midground, Gamzee's hands wrap around a pale neck. He throttles her, slamming a skull down on tile well beyond its cracking. Each thud is accompanied by the bright, teal mist of divine resurrection and each time it's silenced again by another sickening crunch. He looks aside at the voice, right at the camera. Viscera and blood line the walls of gilded paintings, modern furniture and expensive, sleek marble. Armored legs and gloved hands lay strewn about, a club embedded deep enough in someone's chest that they fell clinging to the handle. Two peering, orange, sunset eyes lock on the camera and the speaking guard. Heavy, steaming breaths come out of his fanged maw. Then- a powerful fist CRACKS across his face, a red blazer sleeve visible in the flash. Gamzee is thrown onto his ass as the figure he was straddling scrambles up and away. Gamzee yells something about tusks as he leaps after. There's a thick, wet squelch and a sickening sound off camera, hidden by the corner of a wall. Not before a long, ribbed piece of muscle is spit back out into view, onto the floor. A red sleeved arm slams down, dragged back into the hall as nails burn scraping into tile. Red blood stains in drag marks along the floor. Another bright, distant flash of teal and the sound of more punches being thrown. The man holding the phone drops it, the video ending abruptly. ] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #ThisOne'sReallyGoreyThisIsYourWarning
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Sometimes I consider posting about the infinite yearning I have in my heart, but then I remember the ancient proverb: https://i.postimg.cc/90Q5w2cC/do-you-think-that-just-because-youre-lesbian-it-makes-that-v0-cn7htuq3bqne1.jpg
I've 8een commissioned to cull someone on this platform. ::::) Any guesses as to whom?
>>| what. why would .i go .easy .on someone? .especially .if .it's going to be .a purpleblood. cause they love harder, you know.
>>| you need to work .on .understanding some meanings between the lines. choking .other cluckbeast means doing handjob to someone .else.
>>| .it's so sad for me that .i haven't choked .anyone's cluckbeast previous night. #nsfw #suggestive
stop calling me bud and brother. i dont like it.
Right I Think Thats Likely My Fault I Mightve Veered A Touch Too Close To Overstepping Among Other Things Sorry Tavros
I See Do You Mean As Opposed To Others Harboring Flushed Or Pitch Feelings For You Then
You Really Dont You Really Truly Dont
i could really use another #davehour honestly
Tavros I Dont Really Feel As If Its Appropriate For Me To Answer This Given My Lack Of Success In Prior So-Called Ashen Endeavors I Think Itd Just Rub Salt Into The Wound For Both Of Us
For moral reasons, no offense to Tavros, Tavros, Tavros, or Trover.
Okay, can you like, 8ack off? Off a cliff, that is. ::::)
fuuuuuuuuuuck x( tavros i mean cmon arent u like satisfied by the mysterious mystery of it all??????
You Know I Dont Really Understand The Point Of Publically Cataloguing Your Would-Be Carouses And Conquests For The Entire Timeline To Cast Their Judgment On But What Do I Know
1m f1111ne 1 promyy
Sorry, he might just have to rank higher than you. #misogyny
the gr0wing p0pularity 0f the yandere archetype is quite interesting t0 me because past the initial er0ticism 0f danger and 0bsessi0n the real fantasy it serves is the fantasy 0f being unc0nditi0nally l0ved f0r wh0 y0u are with0ut having t0 perf0rm. the yandere appeals t0 s0me0ne s0 deeply desperate f0r l0ve theyd gladly thr0w themselves int0 a meat grinder f0r a chance at getting it but s0 c0nvinced 0f their 0wn self-w0rthlessness that they cann0t believe any0ne mentally stable c0uld ever l0ve them f0r very l0ng and that it is their destiny t0 be left by the wayside f0r s0meb0dy "better" than them its sad thats all i have t0 say 0n the t0pic its very sad that s0 many pe0ple feel like this
Someone has just moved down on the tier list.
okay so I thinking right, they can be very intelligent so much so fishing is a lot more arf a battle than some may realize! I don’t know if emotions equates a soul or perhaps fish just don’t have the same need to “complete unfinished business” like many trolls do...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
I have to wonder if fish have souls because I swear I've never encountered a fish ghost befure despite my prarfession...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
I HAVE A BACKBONE ITS UNDER SEVERAL LAYERS OF FAT AND FELT BUT IT IS IN THERE! MY DOCTOR/TAILOR SAYS SO!
WHEN I AM PRESIDENT OF CHITTR I WILL LET ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY CABINET!
They are charmed by my use of correctly used and expansive vocabulary as well as the mold in my sink.
press x 2 doubt
This is very important, Miss Nitram. Listen closely. Here's what you're going to do. First, you're going to send me your coordinates. Then, you're not going to panic. Take a deep breath. Don't make any sudden moves. You're just going to stand as still as you possibly can. Pretend you're a substitute doll, if you have to. Don't scare it away. And DXN'T anger it. Just wait for more trolls to show up. Do you understand? - MC Oleana
i h0pe it's enj0yable. 0u0
Gonna liveChitt my shower now.
(photoshooped :()
I d✿n't think that's a very g✿✿d idea! It'll just tucker y✿u ✿ut! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
i c0unt three fucks given, four if we lump in bitching ab0ut it.
my supp0rt is unfortunately very c0nditional. but 0nly because i operate 0ff an inscrutable, labyrinthine system of alliances and treaties that gridl0ck most 0f my operati0nal apparatus. seventy-five percent of these with 0ther megidos.
YEAH FAIR :/ FELT BAD ABOUT IT, THATS WHY IM IMPOSING THE NEW 'ADD A DAMN @ YOURSELF' RULE TODAY. >:[ SUCKAS MAKE ME DO IT AND i DONT WANT TO RUFFLE FEATHERS...(WELL, NOT TOO MANY, AND NOT IN THAT SENSE AT LEAST) [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #NSFW EDITION! NASTY! ABOUT ... A VRISKA? UNSPECIFIED! UGH. LETS GO WITH @ARACHNEANgAMBIT. BECAUSE SHE'S THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW UP. NO HARD FEELINS. 'total bottom, but has a fucking complex about topping. first few times she pailed were probably total garbage, didn't let herself be inexperienced or awkward or anything, just thrusted 'til she came and assumed the other person had their mind blown. later on she probably figured herself out a bit.." " SURE. OK. [fORM IN PINNED]
Room 3, Part 1 [The v1deo 1s of the 1mmed1ate follow1ng room. No wall-to-wall pool of water to be seen. The only th1ng dr1pp1ng wet here 1s Wrothe. Th1s room 1s notably smaller than the prev1ous two. 1n the m1ddle, there are two p1les s1tt1ng atop open-maw bear traps; the p1le on the r1ght 1s a stack of off1ce-themed yao1, and the one on the left 1s that of m1xed paper and co1n form caegars. The sound of PA speaker stat1c comes across aga1n as Hayaah speaks through 1t. "th1s one came to me 1n a v1s1on earl1er. remember that one t1me a wh1le back when you drew that art of your, what d1d you call 'em, your 'phys1cal super1ors'? so, theres a stack of that off1ce yao1 sh1t 1 found on the r1ght, and on the left are some caegars. 1ts a lose-lose s1tuat1on honestly, but 1m just gonna let you p1ck your po1son though."] @gratu1tousAnnu1ty #wrothestorment
Yeah, like Wrothe. I don't even understand the point of this shit.
Room 2, Part 2 [“ok well. everyone on ch1ttr seems to th1nk th1s 1s tame so. get sw1mm1ng, unless you want to get burnt!” Wrothe 1s greeted w1th rows and rows of f1re spew1ng out 1n hor1zontal p1llars 1 1nch above the water’s surface.] @gratu1tousAnnu1ty #wrothestorment #v1olence
Room 2, Part 1 [“fuck1ng hell dude you’re… (aud1ble s1gh) god you’re so fuck1ng stup1d. ok. whatever, mov1ng on. there’s a door to your r1ght, go through 1t, but watch your step!” The sound of water could be heard as he tentat1vely opens the door. The attached v1deo footage 1s of the next room. The door opens d1rectly 1nto a room of wa1st-deep murky water. There 1s no way to get around the water, 1ts wall-to-wall and he has to wade through 1t to the other s1de. 1n the water 1tself 1s close to that of a th1ck marsh, w1th the same l1ve content of var1ous carn1vorous f1sh, eels, and leeches.] #wrothestorment #v1olence
sometimes i consider hangin out with tavros but then i remember that i have a dominantlly meat focused diet so we might strugglle to eat together.
↗️I HAVE INSERTED MY FONDLEGRASPER INTO A JAR OF VINEGAR-DRENCHED OBLONG VEGETABLES.↗️ ↘️to retrieve a single, shiny caegar.↘️ ↗️HOWEVER, MY CLOSED FIST IS TOO LARGE FOR ME TO EXTRACT OUT OF THE JAR.↗️ ↘️they are telling me if i release the caegar, i am free to go.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.↗️ ↘️a caegar saved is a caegar earned.↘️ ↗️AND I AM DEEP INTO MY GRINDSET.↗️
I could include all t)(e people dm'ing me to t)(e free block list, but I feel like it would be best kept to publically available evidence 3B/
You would t)(ink! You would t)(ink fellow trans people would be t)(e most supportive, but t)(ey )(ave proven to be t)(e most insensitive, invasive, and demoralizing people yet! It is astonis)(ing t)(e level of tone deafness my supposed allies )(ave )(ad, you would t)(ink t)(ey )(ave a smidgen of introspection to t)(ink "maybe I s)(ouldn't ask w)(at's in t)(eir pants, and it would be fucked up to call t)(em less t)(an troll!"
I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
The fact you all claim to be progressive and then mock someone who doesn't reflect the usual list of things you claim to fight for, doesn't make you progressive at all. We can't afford to devide ourselves because the only ones who benefit from it, are the ones who'd so glady end us all.
Ehm....If you're transphobic...or queerphobic...I have a badge...as proof... of what I'm capable of... against...pests... (- . - ❀)
If you support trans rig)(ts and want a free block list, look at the people engaging with this post https://chittr.ing/profile/feferiPeixes/98138cee-3ad8-4886-8c8d-df0db9f1d075
Room 1 [Gra1ny v1deo footage of the wareh1ve room Wrothe found h1mself 1n. He 1s t1ed to a steel cha1r w1th h1s back to another steel cha1r. A lone jar w1th var1ous float1ng p1ckled foods and a s1ngle sh1n1ng caegar at the bottom sat on the reverse cha1r, wa1t1ng for Wrothe. Plead1ng for h1m to retr1eve 1t. the sound of a m1c crackl1ng over a dated PA system echoed before Hayaah's vo1ce could be heard. "1 know you can smell 1t wrothe, go get 1t. but know 1f you do, youll be damn1ng yourself for the rest of the n1ght".] #wrothestorment #v1olence @gratu1tousAnnu1ty
was thinking of maybe making a pinned post so people can see me in my work uniform does this seem like a cute enough pose to you chittr? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/788d400d24a9.png
[Another v1deo of secur1ty camera footage, th1s t1me from an angle just above Wrothe's cub1cle. Saw held up 1n the a1r, 1t revved w1th ps1on1c-charged energy as the sp1nn1ng blade barreled down and across the cub1cle d1v1der. Wrothe can be seen attempt1ng to crawl away at a surpr1s1ngly br1sk pace. Hayaah lets h1m get a sol1d few yards away before grabb1ng h1m by the jacket collar and dragg1ng h1m back to the damaged cub1cle space. The saw 1s gently placed down on the desk as she f1shes out a com1cally large syr1nge from her jacket pocket. Wrothe attempts to sl1de out of h1s su1t jacket and sl1nk away, but 1s dragged back aga1n by h1s sh1rt collar th1s t1me. Us1ng her mouth, Hayaah uncapped the syr1nge and plunged 1ts contents 1nto h1s neck. The footage cuts to her dragg1ng wrothe out of the off1ce block ent1rely and abruptly ends.] #wrothestorment #v1olence
tavros can i just say that i fuckin love you lmfao
yesss see she gets 1t, yall... no other lusus l1ke t1nkerbull... r1p t1nk 😔🙏
every0ne feels like this s0metimes
i want t0 build such a l0ving relati0nship with her that i feel safe t0 let my 0wn barriers d0wn and admit that i have needs t00 and ask her t0 be the brave 0ne f0r 0nce and h0ld me when im scared and tell me that she l0ves me #serketp0sting
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
Please rub y0ur dicks t0gether #nsfw
she said saying that publicly w0uld set a bad precedent f0r the users 0f the website. 0u0
i agree but theres a few splashes of red here and there to make it feel a bit 'me' that and im hoping to get a more casual maid outfit for when i leave the mansion that has more my color the big fluffy apron is cute but debatabley necessary when going outside
not about you tav!
i want t0 spend h0urs c00king her a delici0us meal and serve it right in fr0nt 0f her and watch the j0y and warmth 0n her face as she experiences pr0per f00d f0r the first time in a l0ng l0ng time #serketp0sting
i want t0 wash her hair and c0nditi0n it and style it perfectly and sh0w her it in the mirr0r and make her feel s0 pr0ud 0f it s0 i can ruin it with my slurry and make her l00k at it again in its tarnished bright red state #nsfw #serketp0sting
1 gotta stop reply1ng on her posts l1ke that would save me a lot of pan damage
YOU COULD HAVE PURCHASED THEM AFTER CONVINCING THE MOTHER TO MOVE? HELLO????????
My Head Hurts
YOU shouldn't feel anything! Aside may8e for some pity for Kanaya's unenvia8le position. @adiosToreador should feel horri8ly em8arrassed that she's forced Kanaya to w8 even longer due to her own incompetence!
Heeeeee Hoooooo
i think you should be in a kennel and perhaps muzzled
!haPPy mother grubs night to messiah jane! she may not have CONSUMEd my sPawning slurry but she is a mother grub in her own right as the creator of an entire Planet may her blessings be Plentiful ANd joyous ANd if her transmitter is out there Please STANd uP ANd accePt your rightful role as batter PROVIdER thank you
it wwould be rufioh
You Dont Suppose It Would Be More Efficient To I Dont Know Communicate With Her Directly As One Would With Your Powers
who the fuck was that
Im Sorry Youre Just Trying To Help And Im Being Unnecessarily Snippy At You
I Think It Would Very Helpful In Rendering Us All Flattened And Thoroughly Tenderized Beneath A Wealth Of Stalactites
Wait Oh My God
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
yeah fair point is uh @ vriska we can both agree https://media.tenor.com/wp7zmd3kacsaaaam/funny-no-bitches.gif
does anyone else remember those gay noir detectives
oh is that one a sensitive topic my b i had to hear kanaya rant about it once didn't know it was a delicate convo
course it is she couldn't land you even after dressing up like trollkerbell she's the pro of flarp bitch getting fails
i want aradia megido to hold my hand as we watch the sunset........ and then i want her to sit on my face, and not get up until i've satisfied her. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i lived. bedframe gave out but i lived. #nsfw
If it helps ya feel 8etter I do think most of the meat alternatives still rank higher than margarine. I just really h8 margarine. Especially for 8aked goods.
Call me a spoiled omnivore. 8ut it just feels utterly soul devoid. Some of it is “okay” 8ut some of it is down right 8ark 8east fodder.
And the vegans are those who unfortun8ly have to settle with worse things. Considering the st8 of meat su8stitutes. Like: things that try to taste like meat at least.
Margarine is a construct more depraved than anything my industry could produce. #Suggestive
Do you not like crabs? - MC Oleana
Ψ chaΨ, girl i goψψa go ψo ψhe pubbbb Ψ
I wish I could be trapped with Mommy too.
oh my fucking god, tavros.
D --> Now. I am not saying that I am putting my mind in a machine. However. It is always good to make another back up. Just in case, right?
0u0
Hypothetically, why could the Vriskas not simply bang one another instead? #GENIUS #NSFW #SELFCEST #VRISKAGANGBANG?
What's wrong with 8eing a serket chaser, Tavros?
y0u sh0uld seri0usly all give @arachnidiansGrasp s0me l0ve shes really sweet! :) she is having s0me pr0blems with finishing right n0w but she gives a very g00d sh0w :) #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I can't tell if this is pathetic or if this is charming. ]
im sorry if i made you feell bellittlled in any way tavros i was trying to do the opposite but may have done it badlly
while i agree broadly speaking, i d0n't think addressing sitewide is ever relevant. there's sex positive pe0ple on it and pe0ple who d0n't know what a dick even is and would be enraged tw0 find out. sh0uld only be upset if pe0ple you kn0w and respect are being shitty about it. the rest are wasting their time and i d0n't intend two waste my 0wn on pe0ple with such po0r self management if it don't inv0lve laughing at them.
That doesn't matter right now. Focus on the positives.
#FishingFriday https://i.ibb.co/YBpJ80wD/image.png @caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @adiosToreador
small bulges are cuter :) #nsfw
THE AN0NYM0US C0NFESSI0NS BL0G DESIRES ME CARNALLY???
Pee Tavros The Pee
id come dowwn and conjure some grease but youd havve to let me into the cavverns first decisions decisions
0kay thats acceptable i will take it thank y0u
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
I Understand That We Are Both Trying To Dance Around Explicitly Acknowledging The Piddle In The Room But Please Dont Make Me Be The One To Say It
Well I Just Never Considered That Anyone Would Be Into That
Okay Well To Put It Bluntly I Am Just Surprised Is All And No Its Not As If Im A Stranger To Specific Sorts Of Niche Fiction Varieties That May Or May Not Skew Towards The Pulpier Or Perhaps Even More Risqué Side Of Things Its Just That
i wasnt talking ab0ut y0u this time :(
Unfortunately I Think We Are Both Aware Of The Reason
g0g i wish mine were as big as hers... what an incredible pair 0f h0rns...
#nsfw at the end 0f #megid0may all 0f the megid0s sh0uld get int0 a r00m and create a bunch 0f time cl0nes and... g00dness... i shant say...
y0u sh0uld say and y0u sh0uld say it l0udly. 0u0 #selfcest
trying t0 figure that part 0ut.
thats true i d0nt want t0 make her upset
that w0uld 0nly be a g00d thing, frankly.
i think we certainly c0uld but i w0rry f0r the safety 0f her universe with h0w p0werful she w0uld bec0me
d0 y0u think the megid0s 0f chitter c0uld unite t0 help the rankmaid g0d tier?
t0day i want all 0f y0u t0 g0 0utside t0 the nearest park (if y0u can) and sit there and enj0y the weather and take a m0ment t0 breathe and dec0mpress and st0p and smell the r0ses f0r a little bit :)
Y4YYYY!!!! W3 C4N M33T 1T5 0K4Y H1!
im sure theres 0ne thing y0u w0nt be d0ing :)
hell yes. :D you did amazing for rankmaid, i'm sure she will appreciate this a ton!
this is fucking awesome. seriously, nice work with this one tavros.
Please doon't apooloogize because i doon't want too be nice too yoou yoour poost was barkbeastshit i really mean it
Don't 8lame yourself. I dou8t reading your story could change one from hate to love.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kisas store their perversion in their horns. The thicker the horns the more perverted they are. #nsfw #slop ]
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE DISGUSTED, BUT WAS THE FIC DIRECTLY ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY? WERE YOU TAGGED BY NAME IN THE FIC? THE BEST OPTION IS TO BLOCK THE TAG AND OR PERSON. IF IT WERE ABOUT YOU, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAZY. THERE'S AN ERIDAN THAT POSTS REALLY SHIT ABOUT KARKATS, AND YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING GROSS, BUT ALSO EASY TO JUST FUCKING IGNORE THAT SHIT. HE DOESN'T EVEN TAG IT. I JUST GET VISUALLY ASSAULTED BY HIS SHIT-ASS POSTS. BUT YEAH, SORRY SUCKS THAT A FICTIONALIZED VERSION OF YOU ENDED UP IN A PISS FIC. #NSFWE
Soome troolls have such randoom fucking kinks soorry hoow are yoou noot embarrassed too noot oonly poost aboout them but generally admit yoou're intoo that lmfaoooooo coouldn't be me #nsfw #nsfwe
I think I do, Excruti8 Pisslady! I think in this instance we can chalk that up to 8eing HORRI8LY DISTRAUGHT that you're writing fucking erofics A8OUT 8EFORAN ME!!!!!!!!
I Support Your #freakposting. #positive
MAY8E IT WOULD STIR UP SOME SENSE IN YOU, 8ECAUSE CLEARLY IT'S NOT STORED IN YOUR PAN!!!!!!!
shhh its ok gill imma do it just relax lemme getsome sleep
Literally just 8ecause I'm NICE and getting everyone off your 8ack???????? Have you considered THAT for why????????
TAVROS YOU POSTED IT ON MAIN!
when i wakeup im gonna kick yoi in the ribs again ok
yeah what llev sa1d, 1ts f1ne tav lol. 1ve read worse and you're actually a really good wr1ter
shit, y0u're right. and as the reader, i guess i'm the 0ne with pissues n0w. i can't believe y0u'd d0 this t0 me.
whyd you makeem release they bladder gill3 8/
barelysconcoious am i readinthat fuckin chitt rite what s gill on aboaut
and you depicted the mundanity of such a situation for those with such desires perfectly
yeah, i guess n0t. y0u d0 have issues, but it l00ks like y0ur piss ended up all 0ver the bed instead eheheh.
it ain't nothin to be ashamed of tavvy. ive read WAY freakier.
i would have assumed Alternia would give you a 8it more in the imagination department, perhaps you were hatched for 8eforus........
1 KN0W, H4H4. 8U7 1 4L50 C4N'7 H3LP 8U7 F1ND 17 FUNNY.
should 1 be concerned on read1ng up on the t1mel1ne 1m not sure how to feel about all these react1ons 1m see1ng
these tags are concern1ng me tho
7H15 15 H1L4R10U5. C0NGR475.
wow i went to go rechitt that for the joke but i actually hated reading that i hated reading all of that X(
pissues. a p0rtmanteau 0f piss and issues.
press x t0 d0ubt.
wait fuck i sh0uldn't have said that. s0rry. what i meant is that y0u have pissues.
y0u have issues.
PERHAPS THE MOST INTERESTING BEFORUS HAS EVER BEEN. IT TAKES A TRUE ALTERNIAN MIND. TO WRING THIS KIND OF SICK SHIT OUT OF PURE BORING NOTHING. KUDOS!
Just when you thought that the timeline could not sink to new lows, something of *that* nature crosses the feed. 8ut it is alright. Fret not, my dears, for this sordid little num8er will not 8e ruining my shift this fine evening! I shall not 8e swayed 8y a mere piece of fiction written 8y a troll who has never seen a proper cullward. My dignity remains intact, despite this attempt upon it. As any good nursemaid would tell you, patient incontinence is the least of our worries when working with those who are sla8ridden. Often times, it is of much more concern to ensure that the troll in question does not develop sla8sores, or worse, develop an infection of their 8reathsacks due to inactivity, as can happen in cases such as was descri8ed on this truly sleazy post. Hair and horn care are often left to the wayside in lesser 8eforan wards than that which I oper8 within, and I can assure you that all patients have their toileting needs taken care of with all grace and dignity held at the forefront of everyone's minds. What I find to 8e most uncomforta8le here is the dual fetishiz8tion of the profession of nurse as well as the nature of a sla88ound cullee as a means to explore erotic power dynamics. In truth, there is quite a 8it of harassment that we medicullers experience at the hands of our patients! This is often overlooked due to the discrepancy of our 8lood colors, 8ut many cullees see cool 8looded professionals as a means to deflect the Imperial Mand8 of Culling from their situ8tion, a sort of seeking of special privilege 8eyond what others might experience or expect. As someone who has experienced this sort of harassment 8efore, I decry this piece of fiction as little more than smutty imaginings of a non-8eforan troll trying to capitalize on the weakness of a gr8 author in her st8 of illness. For shame!!!!!!!! #lighttriadempathy #8eforusculling #fetishization #tw:powerdynamics
i must have missed that request! you DID lleave a message to vague readers at the start so i assumed i coulld!
i did read it! good job. not my thing but i have no immediate critique.
my pr0blematic megid0 0pini0n is that i have a thing f0r serkets im s0rry t0 all the aradias theyve killed but i did think it was pretty h0t and cute #serketp0sting
serkets are s0 easy :) #serketp0sting
It's a little telling to me that Aradia's Alpha Timeline Self is the literal 8iggest degener8 to ever exist.
1’m look1ng to swap or return my lusus 1s that someth1ng real1st1cally poss1ble real answers only
1 PROMMY 1 PROMMY
NOT MAK1NG A NEW ONE 1 PROMMY, just want to see what went wrong w1th 1t before
wa1t1ng for my v1rus sequence al1gnment to f1n1sh 1s bor1ng
maaaaybe not you buuuuuuut i know someone who woooooould.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3927bdbcf7b.png
o| PrOlLy tO GeT DuNkEd oN |o
w0uld y0u like t0 j0in in, my l0vely matesprit?
oh is this about a specific person? my b i dont want to pry :[
:33< if mew gotta know thats mew in a shipping box :33< that ship issss let meow check :33< mew <3< vriskers :33< its nyat the focus of the imeowge
does he call it her... snrk... her clown hole? #nsfw ? #rubyrabbles
1 34T SO4P! >:D
jerking it t0 yupkup vide0s. #megid0p0sting
lets not get ahead of ourshellves
o| I StIlL DoN'T UnDeRsTaNd hOw tRoLlS HaVe sExEs |O
edited: ignore this. i was being way way wayyy too cranky and read mean tone into something.
it is really hard to feel like you are being genuine. sorry i snapped.
#megid0may #creamingfest is next week #nsfw
♯morebronzebloodsshouldbecannibals
im. going to cupe. good llight everybody if i dont chitt within 12 hours i drowned mysellf in the sopor somehow
yeah ok, 1m screenshott1ng that
it lliterally is though. in fact you have such extensive participation you probablly know more about it than hayaah, my friend of mulltiplle sweeps
tavros im not sure ive ever made a singlle nsfw post about my sex llife without you in the comments. WHICH IS WELLCOME im sex positive and youre my friend im just making an observation
llet me check the archives. *rustlles papers* you
♯no its just another ♯catthemedtwink ♯blowing up ♯mynotifications
cherubim (tags: The Rankmaid/Cherubs, 149597870700 m, blackhole play, macro/micro, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, pitchfic, egg stuff, size difference, troll/cherub, archive rating: 🐍)
tbr here lil megido you may be the only one who can handle allat
lets all pass ar0und the rankmaid
It is like a firefly thing?
boom. headshot. #hunting https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/03/c8/6e/03c86eb8d4dba3b552df3031a2d9dee3.jpg
DELETE THIS POST I WAS LOBOTOMIZED.
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
turning my hive int0 a br0thel. please c0ntact me if y0u are a slut in need 0f empl0yment. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
:33< okay good to know yeah it would be platonic i think :33< i dont <3< mew or <3 mew really :33< sorry nyow i gotta figmewre out if theres a ship we furk in... :33< hmmm...
:33< girl i f33l fangtstic!!! :33< im so happy right nyow i could kiss mew!!!
i tHiNk yOu sTaRtEd aRgUiNg aBoUt hOw iT'S BeTtEr tO MaRrY A GaY CoUpLe tHaT WaNtS To kIlL YoU InStEaD Of a dUdE WhO JuSt gOt dOnE WoRkInG ThOuGh hIs fUcKeD Up sHiT. i'm cOmInG OvEr aGaIn. YoU GaVe mE A PaN AcHe.
IMJUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
#VAGUEPOST #SORRYTANTOSAN HES SO BIG。 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no offense ptitsa like ive got you as a droog i kiss i cant really be jealous of you because like. i already got you in my radar? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ why would i ever be jealous of you ]
Take me back t0 the t0rture dunge0n where its c0ld as hell and the walls are always a little damp
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ah to make a girl whimper. #nsfw #slop ]
if there was i wasnt invited and even if i was i like to be my own aradia so i dont know if i even would join! darlin should though that sounds right up their alley can consider them an honorary aradia
well maybe im a bad girl who does bad things and picks up bad habits and you better watch out because theyll rub off on you!
OuO should i start smoking so you can always borrow a cigarette of me when you need it?
NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE. IS IT.
@adi0st0read0r i wanna d0 this in fr0nt 0f every0ne s0me days just t0 embarrass y0u. 0u0 #nsfw
g00d girl. 0u0
@adi0st0read0r i kn0w y0u saw this. reply. 0u0
i'm having a g00d day. 0u0
@adi0st0read0r wanna tell them? #nsfw
i supp0se i can all0w it. 0u0
getting br0ken? tell y0ur empl0yer y0u quit. y0u're mine n0w. 0u0
i'll drive his influence 0ut 0f y0u. 0u0
wr0ng way ar0und. 0u0
just another tavv moment she is alwways gettin into some kinda zany boner @adiosToreador
0u0
@adiosToreador why do you have that badge
HOW DID YOU FIT #TWOPOUNDS IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
0u0
8efore any of you dwee8s get on my ass for leveraging my status to make the 8ulge-r8ter get out of cupe, keep in mind, I'm doing it for the people. I'm doing it for you. @8ulgeCurator
i'll make it real. 0u0
hi tavr0s. 0u0
g00d girl.
i'm g0nna put y0u in pretty 0utfits. c0me t0 my hive. 0u0
hell0 tavr0s. y0u're w0nderful. and i care ab0ut y0u. d0 y0u want t0 b0rr0w s0me skirts? 0u0
HOW THE FUCK ELSE ARE YOU READING THEIR CHITS YOU BOZO BOBO MOTHERFUCKER!
ok. i'm sorry if i made you uncomfortable, tavros.
dedicate yourself to a millennia of service and maybe you'll have done even a quarter of the work i did to earn the right to ape my steeze.
QUIT DRAGGING MY BALLS AROUND. I GOT ENOUGH OF THIS. FROM YOUR PIECE OF SHIT DANCESTOR. IN A DAYMARE PAST LIFE. BUT THANK YOU.
oh god damn it alright that guys had enough existin for noww
Before everything is ruined forever, which is llikelly
bIg gIrLs rIdE It bEsT. nEeD A NeW HuMaN BeD FrAmE ThOuGh. #nSfW #vAgUePoSt
:33< come into my hole and cum into my holes ;33c :33< #nsfw #suggestive
hEy gAmZeE. mY FrIeNd mAy hAvE StEpPeD To yOu oR SaId sOmE ShIt yOu rEaLlY CaN'T StAnD. bUt hEy bRo, It's aLl jUsT A MiS UnDeRsTaNdInG AnD ShE DiDn't mEaN To! LoOk sEe? AiN'T No nEeD FoR YoU To bE MaD, mY SwEeT BrOtHeR. aLsO I CaRe aBoUt yOu aNd wAnNa pLaY GaMeS WiTh yOu aGaIn aNd wAnNa kIsS i mEaN HaNg oUt wItH YoU! sEe? AiN'T So hArD. i aIn't dOiNg sHiT. yEt.
tElL Me wHaT ExAcTlY YoU ThInK I'M DoInG. mOtHeR FuCkErS AlWaYs jUmPiNg dOwN My tHrOaT BuLgE FiRsT WiThOuT AsKiNg mE WhAt tHe hElL Is gOiNg oN.
mOtHeR FuCkErS ThOuGhT I DiDn't kNoW HoW To dRiVe. HeH. hOnK.
Two hundred and three cigarettes.
i can tell you are doing your best to help in your own way and possibly prevent this from happening again in the future too, you are doing great so far i think, so thank you tavros.
;O( hOnK.
:/
wHy rIgHt nOw.
frankly i don't care! i will do anything i can to keep rankmaid safe and you should be ready to do the same.
sHiT I'M KiNdA BuSy rIgHt nOw sIs :o) bUt yOu wAnNa hAnG OuT WiTh mE ThAt bAd? I'M ReAl fLaTtErEd. ImA MaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG MeNtAl nOtE To mYsElF To hIt yOu uP LaTeR. i nEeD To bLoW OfF SoMe sTeAm rIgHt nOw tO HaVe a fUn cHiLlAxInG TiMe wItH My bIg hOrNeD SiStEr.
oH ShIt, ReAlLy? HoW Is tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg gOiNg? Is iT ThE SaMe oNe tHaT KaR BrOtHeR Is uP AnD LiViNg wItH? sHiT. gOoD FoR Y'AlL. mAyBe i nEeD To cOmE OvEr sOmE TiMe tO KiCk bAcK ThE WiCkEd rElAxAtIoN ShIt wItH YoU.
nO IrE Is bEiNg tHrOwN OuT. iT'S My iRe aLoNe. AiN'T No oNe uP In aRmS AbOuT No dAmN RuSt bLoOd eXcEpT Me. It's a oNe oN OnE TyPe oF ShIt. HoNk.
oH HeY ThErE My gOoD TaV SiS. nO OnE. jUsT A SiStEr wHo wAs tRyInG To sTiCk hEr nOsE In sOmEtHiNg. JuSt sEtTiNg sHiT StRaIgHt. HoW YoU BeEn?
lEt mE JuSt bE MoThEr fUcKiNg cLeAr. LaSt pOsT AiN'T GoT NoThInG To dO WiTh tHe hEmO CaStE. iT'S OnE, vErY VeRy sPeCiFiC, rUsT CoLoReD MoThEr fUcKeR.
do they make wigs that go down to your legs? feels like that be hard to keep on your pan without literally being attached!
This is a coompliment Tavroos
everyone’s ment1on1ng a snack. 1 got some food earl1er from the market, want me to make you someth1ng?
on my god just let me do someth1ng for youuuuuu
:33< castforms got some big natmewrals :33< #nsfw ish
If y0u wanna pull an eridan get a pedicure
does your gender transition make you feell llike you shoulld be explloring other new ways to express your identity? its ok if it does.
Aw narts tav. Had you commented only moments prior to mister erisol swooping in with the deciding vote then i would have totally taken you in! But you were just a smidge too late. :(
oh of course i didnt mean you tavros! i know this and i love you for it i meant more the people who have slightly less... inhibitions! especially when it comes to tall spooky girls with long hair that smells like grave dirt and who have a powerful force of personality!
1F TH1S TH1NG W4S SW1NG1NG ON 4 S1NGUL4R SHO3L4C3 1N MY L1N3 OF SM3LL 1 WOULD SL1C3 1TS P3RCH W1TH MY BL4D3 4ND STOMP ON 1TS N3WLY FORM3D BON3S UNT1L 1T W4S R3DUC3D TO 4 SM4LL Y3LLOW ST41N https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a67b0bf1438.png
1t’s e1ther you tell me and 1 potent1ally g1ve you a pa1r or they w1ll s1t here next to me forever
Zhere is ALWAYS anozher way. Zrolls who can'z find anozher way zo feed zheir lusii are weak and cowardly.
you really are tho.......
1ts ok tav 1 can do that for myself
well YEAH what the fuck d1d you th1nk 1 was gonna do?????????
1ts alr1ght really, dont worry about 1t tav, 1ll f1gure someth1ng out
look id of brought you too but i barely got mara to agree to this already
Beee §exuȺȺȺȺlly ♒︎♒︎crȺȺȺzy♒︎♒︎!! g◯ Ⱥb§◯lu†ely IN§ȺNEEEE in †hȺ† fuckin n◯◯k HȺve †hem Pu† y◯uuu in †he m◯†herfuckin ♒︎♒︎men†Ⱥl ȺȺȺȺ§ylum♒︎♒︎ fr◯◯◯◯m h◯wwww y◯uu’re †reȺ†ing †heir h◯leeee§! #n§fww
did I say otherwise. cmere i'll show you how gay I am
i R-------EALLY s)(ould kill troll barack obama. dont want alternians gettin t)(e idea t)(at presidencies are a t)(in round t)(ese parts.
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
4UR4 F4RMS FOR ON3 FR4M3 TH3N DO3S FUCK 4LL UNT1L H3 D13D >:/
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
K--<play bird up you stupid piece of shit thats a winged beast deck that doesnt get you barred from the gates of heaven
K--<worst take youve had yet man what the hell is wrong wth you
there DEFINITELY IS GIRL. YOU ARE SITTING IN THE PROVERBIAL CUCK CHAIR. KIND OF LITERAL ACTUALLY AND NOT METAPHORICAL. #NSFW
the herding barkbeast x baabeast x howlfiend being so wholly obsessed over by someone who wants to protect you and lead you and nuture you and someone who wants to rip you to pieces to consume knowing that their motives are both entirely similar: to claim every part of you as theirs alone (tags: Anonymous/Reader/Anonymous, flushpitch coded, #nsfw, quad triangle, possessive kismesis, possessive matesprit, archive rating: M)
Summoner has sum motherfucking thunder thighs jegus I can see the good traits tav inherited
It's too bad they blew it up. - MC Oleana
I did appreciate your presence in my final moments. - Psalm 10:12
:33< time fur some horoscopes :33< ♈look both ways befure crossing the str33t lest mew get got by the midnight city bombpurr what bombs at midnight (city) :33< ♉mew will only be safe fur today if mew eat ten pounds of ch33secake :33< ♊send mewdes #nsfw :33< ♋the ghoulie grabpurr will get mew and theres nyat a gog damn thing mew can do about it! game ofur man game ofur! :33< ♌ get well soon :33< ♍ if mew are mean today good things will happen tomorrow :33< ♎ mew should pick up a hobby i reclawmend juggling chainsaws :33< ♏ mewre k33ping meow pawnest thanks fur that sadly that wont save mew furom the 88 angry bears on their way to fight mew right nyow :33< ♐beware the patchwork gazebo :33< ♑ im afuriad mewre furked fur life sorry :// :33< ♒ if at furst mew dont succ33d give up! :33< ♓ add exactly 45 grains of salt to mewre next meal or suffur my curse
Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.
Hmmm... Nopers! My sincerest apologies, miss! Perhaps this is some in-joke with your version of myself, but it's a little heavy in the bite for me! And trust me. I know a thing or two about overbiting. Hoo hoo hoo!
Dont comment on a pretty ladys build dudette youre going to rightfully get the boot from her a la the BAN HAMMER and youre going to deserve the resulting goose egg. For shame.
Hey! Step off you rambunctious coot.
be very carefull with your words this time tav
Don’t worry about 1t
take that back 1 w1ll be do1ng everyth1ng my goddamn self
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
<body> ** why do you have to put others down to feel good about yourself. what about the othe clever girls? </body>
NOT WHAT I'M CALLED.
OH I SEE. HAPPY FOR YOU OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED I GUESS.
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
normally this is where id extend my offer to hellp with anything you need but theres not much i can offer for this particullar topic. besides my sympathies. hang in there!
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
OH GOD DID YOU LICK THAT LOLLIPOP.
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
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NO KEEP SAYING IT DON'T LET HER BRING YOU DOWN FATASS FATASS SHES PART OF THE GROS BOURGEOISE GET HER TAVROS.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM.
Howw in the wworld did YOU manage to be a jerk?
How come you provided Aradia a love reaction? This is blatantly unfair treatment.
Not really.
This is your daily Doc Scratch Should Die post. Never forget that Doc Scratch should die.
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nah not your fault
LEAKED: @timaeusTestified#0414 caught DMing AI furries during work hours. https://i.ibb.co/W4hV4qnc/image.png
i wonder if im going to get a uniform of some sort im the maid in time so maybe some kind of maid outfit? it might look cute but my habit of flying around will be my undoing without a particularly long skirt
Yeesh at least four are my timelines Tavro's grubs here especially Gravol here this fucking fat ass piece of shit of a grub. <tries to pick up the giant/fat grub that is blocking the door> Motherfucker is a glutton eighty pounds of bullshit
whats the guilt w0rth if y0u d0 n0thing with it? #lyricp0sting
You're no better than him. Disgusting.
ah gomen will you punish me for this thing im being blamed for i dont know what it is but i will take the flogging if that is expected of me
i 0nly f0ll0w megid0s and g0ddesses. please keep this in mind right n0w :)
(O‸ O)
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thinking about dreams. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamsdoodle2.png ]
man... WAY too many #substances last n1ght... woke up 1n bed w1th my alt self and everyth1ng... #awkward #wouldst1llh1t1tsober
>FQ *^*^_>grrnrgdnrdngdng, grdgndrg,dr.. gnrdghdrgrdngf,gndrgdfntb.
>FQ *^*^_>i ncan hurtp eople if. necasary
g00d m0rning tavr0s! did y0u sleep well :)
i dont think ill have anything to worry about if youre there for me! i have faith my in my ancestor!
youre very sweet for being concerned but im not any of those aradias im just me! i promise it wont be a big committal thing! i just really want to see the closest thing i have to human family is all i want to be able to brighten up their day
i promise it wont happen! this is one butterfly no one can cage!
cmon tavros have some faith in me ive been at this for a long time you can trust me when i say i wouldnt do anything to endanger myself or keep myself from seeing you without knowing what im doing
but tavros theyre like human family! theres so much we could talk about in person!
i wonder if @scratchDoc is looking for interns id love to be able to spend some more time around my ancestors (progenies?)
GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF. #SUICIDE
well if i do i think itd be an interesting new experience id like to think i can be a real intimidating villain if i put my mind to it!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i like seein you on the timeline keep at it ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ smottin' at me like im bezoomy ]
>> ડ¡gh ¡ gueડડ ¡t ¡ડ, you're r¡ght ¡'m not wrong tho
>> you ડHOU1D poડt the nudeડ But maybe don't,,, b1ock,, e v e r y o n e
i think the funniest way i could break my anonymity would be to post nudes and then block everyone on the website i wont do this but the thought tickles me
0kay every0ne time is up! thank y0u f0r the sh0w i will certainly be regarding s0me 0f y0u a l0t m0re f0ndly and a l0t m0re 0ften in the future :) #nsfw
im n0t g0ing t0 name any0ne in specific but t0 the cute girl making 0ut with her plushie right n0w i feel that and im kissing y0u back :) #nsfw
th0se tw0 seem t0 have made quite a l0t 0f pe0ple feel a l0t 0f em0ti0ns! f0r the next 15 minutes ill keep an eye 0n all 0f y0u s0 if y0u want t0 d0 s0mething t0 impress me n0w is the time :)
i feel everything everyb0dy feels and i usually tune it 0ut but s0metimes i like t0 tune in t0 the b0dy 0f s0meb0dy pailing :) s0 next time y0u pail m0an my name because y0u never kn0w if y0ure pailing me t00 #nsfw
y0u can als0 m0an my name while y0u self-pail i w0nt be tuned in but it w0uld be very cute :) #nsfw
d0nt undersell y0urself tavr0s y0u were a very g00d girl :) see y0u t0night!
i was very pr0ud 0f y0u when y0u finally learned t0 walk in high heels :)
its 0kay when y0u dream ab0ut me s0metimes thats really me saying hell0 in y0ur mind :) if y0ud like we can have the dream with me and aranea again she enj0yed that 0ne a l0t t00
im always ar0und :) have fun dreaming ab0ut vriska t0night! i always like watching th0se
we can handle ourselves!
its only right that the prince of all saiyans penultimate in his powwer and destined one day to rule ovver them all again should find matespritship wwith his only true equal in the entire human species not in raww destructivve powwer mind you but in ruthless ambition for greatness and a constantly expandin corporate empire that could one day provvide the structure for a properly ordered society better and more glorious than the one wwhat came before it thats honestly the ideal relationship dynamic if you think about it
Experts say gender confidence is extremelly attractive tavvy.
What's not clicking????????
:?
1 have no real argument th1s 1s l1ke, object1vely true
From an objective Viewpoint I think I can agree with these rankings. I have no interest in any of these weirdos but if I did.
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
I shan't say.
Not sure i like this very much bro your love is kind of obscene.
...
... Are you making a pass at me.
#UNETHICALSEPULCHERMASTERADVICE. I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE S&S SESSION AS ENTERTAINING AS IT NEEDED TO BE, DESPITE BEING WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED AND UNDERSLEPT. BUT AT WHAT COST. I HAD A STASH OF PSYCHOACTIVE EARTH #SUBSTANCE TREATS LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST TIME DAVE SMUGGLED THEM INTO THE SANCTITY OF MY HIVE. I. I OFFERED THEM TO THE GROUP, TO "ENCOURAGE A SOCIALLY LUBRICATED AND VISCERALLY CHUMMED GAMING ENVIRONMENT," AND EVERYONE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION. I *THINK* THEY LIKED IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I. DON'T DESERVE ANY PRAISE FOR CONCEIVING THIS SOLUTION. AND I'M STILL. GUH. FUCKED UP. I HAD BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID.
I suppose it is time to start discussing silly things in waiting for the inevitable end of it all. I ship Rankmaid <3 Tavros I ship Jane <> Eridan I ship Casper Cooper <3< Whoever Rage Baited Him I ship Cronus and his Struggles c3- Mediated by Arquiusprite.
·₊˚☄ Good morning, Nitram. I have pleasant news for you: a woman more pathetic than you has been discovered. ☆彡
:o) You should. :o) Tell us.
THIS IS THE FIRST STEP. TO LEVELING UP. BECOMING STRONGER. AND MORE POWERFUL. DESTROYING YOUR ATTACHMENTS WILL BE UNPLEASANT. BUT WITH EVERY BRANCH PRUNED. YOUR PUSHER WILL HARDEN. AND EVENTUALLY SHARPEN INTO A FEARSOME WEAPON. TRY GETTING #CHEATEDON #REALLYBAD. THAT GOT THE BALL ROLLING FOR ME.
maybe you should go visit dualscars island and try to get that ball rolling again
WHAT A SHAME. THAT YOUR PET VOYEUR CAN'T FEED YOU MY BUSINESS IN REAL TIME ANYMORE. I WILL MISS HIS SLIMY EYES. ALL OVER MY EVERY PRIVATE MOMENT. BUT YOU ARE THE REAL VICTIM HERE. OF COURSE. HOWEVER WILL YOU GO ON.
ugh shut up and get off my post you skeeze!
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i went to the #teaparty and all i got out of it was a broken pusher and this stupid caliborn figurine to put in a jar!
i hate this stupid job!
you have no idea what the fuck i just went through get the fuck off my post!
GOREGLE DO I HAVE TO START SHUTTING MY EYES WHEN MY DAUGHTER POSTS
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She's right though, I could rock that look if I wanted to.
Which I don't. 8ut I could.
i refuse to get along with that self obsessed spider!!
IF I DONT GET IN THAT RAMS BOOBS BEFORE THIS PARTY SHIT IS OVER THIS WEEKEND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN #NSFW #ISH
#FullOfSteak #FullOfShrimps #MySurf #MyTurf #AlphaBoat #Dinner #AlphaReport
1 know too, wh1ch 1s why 1 cast 1t. th1s was a purposeful dec1s1on. he does not deserve my k1ndness
you look so cute sir! ^0^
Y0u kn0w what maybe eridans d0nt deserve kindness
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
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jney how did u immediately get cancelled
:33< meat is so good fur you guys
AND WHILE I'M AT IT. PRETTY FUCKING STUPID. IF YOU ASK ME. TO PUT ALL YOUR BOONS IN THE BASKET THAT SAYS "BETRAYER." AND THEN GAPE LIKE A HUNGRY GRUB. IN SLACKJAWED SHOCK. WHEN YOU GET YOUR ASS #BETRAYED. TRY #MANAGING YOUR #EXPECTATIONS. AND KEEPING YOUR BOONS IN VARIOUS DIFFERENT BANKS.
I promise I will do my best! ...Though my track record indicates I will ABSOLUTELY fuck up the pronouns thing if she does turn out to be a tranny.
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
concept: watching them start to raise weapons as the argument reaches a dangerous pitch all your yelling to try and auspisticize is ignored you need to stop them, you need to do your ashen duty theyre about to strike at each other when their attention is pulled to you, immediately snuffing their anger the sight of you bent over offering something new for them to fight over (tags: Reader/Auspisticized Parties, ashenfic, #rankworks, dp, bottom reader, ashenpails, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
absolutely disgusting, wve need to incinerate them.
\ 1 kn0w y0u d0nt but s0me pe0ple need t0 learn t0 be n1ceys /
\ y'kn0w what 1'll say 1t here t00: every t1me y0u're mean t0 tavr0s, y0ur death w1ll bec0me m0re pa1nful whenever 1t happens. th1s 1s b0th an 0men and a threat. / \ be n1ce t0 tavr0s! /
llisten to this guy. i allways advocate crime. especially viollent crime or destruction of property
Crime.
um. a lot happened, but im not dead. the lyrics were finished a while ago. im... not totally sure how i feel about them anymore, but completed is completed. i might as well post. #songwriting #lyrics "the worst thing" [verse 1] i cant buy lipstick in my favorite shade there are no cosmetics in the color of your hate black could never be so deep no gloss ever match the sheen two rich hues smeared between hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you [verse 2] i cant go out tonight in the shirt i like best cause during our last fight you ripped the damn thing from my chest and with my pulse under your hand squeezed out all the words id planned cause of course you understand how quick i cave to your demands [bridge] you spend your days in my dreams (am i the worst thing) your nights tearing at my seams (cause youre the worst thing) but i will never come clean (am i the worst thing) about how much that even means (yeah youre the worst thing) [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you
友達があなたの体に性器をこすりつけてきたの？そんな友達はどこで見つかるんだろう？ #nsfw
#REMOTEWORKING FROM #MAIDJAIL. IF YOU'RE ON ALTERNIA. PLEASE DO SOME #WANTON #VIOLENCE TONIGHT. GET MY #NUMBERS UP.
:33 < Being on the other end of this is nevfurr out of reach, just saying :33c
:33 < And If I said I had a job opening right here? Ready to be had? Ready for mew to get all of those uncomfurrtable glances with more than enough time for mew to purretend nothing was happening? What would mew say then.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kehah. As if. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd really love a secretary. Someone beneath me, a ptitsa. Someone who walks into a room, trying to stay stable as I run my hand down my chest, watching me sit lazily against a chair with my legs spread open and my collared shirt unbuttoned. Try to see just how long they can stand there and act like nothing is happening. Waft smoke into their face, treat them like my own astray. Spit on the very idea of independence. How long would it take until they stop flinching? How long until they associate the pain with me? How long until they make a move? #rankbait #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hi ptitsa! (*´︶) ]
I'm gonna 8e honest, half of you freaks would die on your first FLARP campaign. #n8uralselection
- Don't you DARE show mme pity after a pitch non-confession... seriously! 😀🤣
- Sorry again. I'mm sorry.
- I can't feel pitch for you anymmore. I'mm sorry .
- It's just that... you're a womman...
OK. SASUNARU CLEARLY SWEPT THE FIRST POLL. HERE'S THE SECOND POLL. <3 - NARUMITSU <> - KOMAHINA <3< - SONADOW c3< - RED X BLUE (POKEMON)
concept: being small enough that they can literally wrap their hands around your middle to hoist you up, dangling your feet and manually moving you up and down without even needing to thrust their hips or being big enough that you can just lift them up with their legs tossed over your arms to push their crotch to your face, holding them up while you work them out with your tongue (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, height difference, chitfic, chit trend, size difference, #nsfw, oral, quadless imagine, no quadrant mentioned, archive rating: E)
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s0 y0ull tangle limbs with jake 0iled up in sh0rt sh0rts but y0u w0nt even hit me
wwould you do it?
we all cope in different ways tavros
i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
but im not dating them.......
frickin juju candy bullshit majyyks :'( tbqh i am proud of u tho #girl
If it's any assurance my kull score is wwavve higher than my kult score. And people don't hate me. Right?
:33< d33ply unhelpfur
:33< tafuros :33< im just gonna ask mew :33< straight up and down :33< im sending jokes out of the room fur this :33< are you a woman now yes/no :33< i do nyat want to misgendpurr mew
We'll check back in a sweep or two 👍🏳️⚧️ mew~ 💖✨
They're going to use this for war. #Fiduspawn #Horsaroni https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3d63e645a0d.jpg - MC Oleana
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
For that to hurt, I would first have to care a8out a man who looks every part a fly.
dont invvoke this shit he better not or he wwill #notbecoming
実 | I will really pay you to sssssend feet picturesssss, princessssssss.
~nooo don’t even vvorry about vvhat she’s saying you’re my favourite fudgeblood
there's a kid i know with your same name.
maybe jane heehawed his name when he was born so that's why he's also called tavros.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
honestly now that im thinking a8out it everyone that died cuz of me ended up getting character growth cuz of it. you guys should 8e thanking me
i kinda miss killing people we should go 8ack to that
put that boy in a skirt!
like my chit? m0re like lick my clit #nsfw
:33< i went to mad at mew island and efurryone mew knew was there