♦ pitied by @adiosToreador
i mean it by the way. swear on my life i am not making fun of you, just trying to help.
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
frickin juju candy bullshit majyyks :'( tbqh i am proud of u tho #girl
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
:33< d33ply unhelpfur
:33< tafuros :33< im just gonna ask mew :33< straight up and down :33< im sending jokes out of the room fur this :33< are you a woman now yes/no :33< i do nyat want to misgendpurr mew
this cant be real
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
for todays apriil fools prank ii wiill be kiilliing myself
look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
yeah well.. i missed the coolest part.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #JeevikWeek's been a thing before this platform, though? ]
▲i bet if i just disappeared one day it would take people a week to notice and i think that means i've done pretty good▼
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is #eridanweek just a new #jeevikweek? ]
...no. i don't want to go! just know what it is!
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
For that to hurt, I would first have to care a8out a man who looks every part a fly.
OWWWW YOU MOVED YOUR HEAD
that isnt mE thats just somE rando dont listEn to his liEs
~“vvahhh there’s grub in my grubsauce and my steak is made of hoofbeast” do you realize hovv stupid you sound? i hate trollvegans.
#chittrconfession I DONT ACTUALLY HATE EVERYONE. CRAZY I KNOW.
If you ever feel sad, just remem8er that somewhere out there, a nut creature pro8a8ly dropped a nut it was really l∞king forward to eating. Perspective is everything
you got this from tvv tropes
I MEAN STAY WHIMSICAL.
NEVER FUCKING CHANGE. ILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DID.
im gonna be patrollin the skies lookin to divvide families so PLEASE FOLLOWW NITRAMS ADVVICE
IVE LEARNED IF YOU TELL CHITTR HOW PITY REACTS MAKE YOU FEEL, THEY DO IT. KILL THEM, ALL OF THEM.
IS ANYONE AVAILABLE FOR ME TO GRASP MY CLAWS ON AND JUST SPOUT ANYTHING TO. LIKE ANYTHING.
DONT MAKE ME FEEL BAD,, NOT YOU TAV
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
thats the saddest thing ive evr heard get said :(
GIVE THE PEOPLE INTERNET POINTS AND THEY TURN TO ANIMALS.
SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S GETTING THEIR REPLY HATED. (IN A GOOD WAY.)
HAVE WE REALLY BECOME SO COMPETITIVE WITH KULT ALREADY THAT WE'RE WITHHOLDING REACTIONS? REST ASSURED, I WILL STILL GLADLY HATE EVERY POST AND REPLY YOU MAKE.
=^.-.^= Part 2 of tha choose your adventure kult game!! https://i.imgur.com/cG7Zl2N.jpeg =^.-.^=
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
BE NICE TO TAVROS. I'LL REPORT YOU.
IT'S OFFICIAL. CHITTR IS OVER. EVERYONE GO HOME
YOU'RE ROTTING YOUR THINKPAN JOHN. YOU NEED TO PRESERVE AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN, YOU'RE ALREADY NOT THE BRIGHTEST.
THANKS FOR THE WORDS OF WISDOM, POUNCE.
THANKS FOR TELLING ME TO DO WHAT I WAS ALREADY DOING, JOHN. SUPER SAGE WISDOM
"MINIMAL PAIN" L M A O. I SHOULD BE SO FUCKING LUCKY.
I GOREGLED IT AND APPARENTLY IGNORING IT INSTEAD OF "OVERREACTING" IS SUPPOSED TO STOP HARASSMENT? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. BUT I'LL TRY IT I GUESS.
THANK YOU @ADIOSTOREADOR FOR YOUR SAGE WISDOM ABOUT "MARK ALL AS READ", I WAS ABLE TO ADEPTLY IGNORE EVERY ONE OF THESE WITH A SINGLE CLICK. INCREDIBLE FEATURE
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM.
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.