Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
@adriftGamblignant
Alternia's most wanted Gam8ligant.
Don’t 8elieve every well-dressed sphere who calls himself a doctor. I have reason to 8elieve he isn’t even licensed!
I Concur I Wouldnt Put Any Confidence In That One
What a waste of perfectly good oil! Do you know how many 8lowholefiends I'll have to kill to replace it all?
V1OL4T1ON!!! 1'm on your 4ss.
So a slip of the finger? 8eing truthful, there are places I'd rather have your finger slip into.
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
I don’t think I should 8e 8lamed here. Perhaps it was a failure of execution?
I had your 8ook. I followed it to the letter and literally everyone h8ed me.
Okay except for the fact that I was literally the worst. All my friends either died or h8d me.
I never really considered that to 8e an option. I suppose 8ecause it’s far too l8 for me now.
........ It's actually kind of unfair for me to 8lame all my pro8lems on you. I made my fair share of mist8kes.
What's this a8out pro8lematic content?
Maryams are just so fickle! My no-good kismesis had the gall to criticize me for nudging mine in the right direction 8ecause all the friction was 8ecoming too much to 8ear.
- I'mm always saying, there's nothing WRONG with adding "business initiatives" to a good redromm. Can't get conciliatory without sommething to concile! LOL
Right? Sometimes, when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
- Exactly!!! LOL. These pupas act like MY generation invented the "Make A Moirail Strat"... buddy, let mme hold your nub when I say this. I don't even think the First Mother Grub knows who camme up with that one! 🤣🤣🤣
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
Time to get some rest. I’ve got a long day of sailing ahead of me tomorrow.
A little man with a 8lack hat just h8d my post! What the hell?
Low hanging fruit for sure, it's the only kind of fruit you can even reach.
you can only parrot off of what i'm saying. it's pathetic, crowbar. get some originality in your life.
No, you just gave me an irresistible in to poke fun at you. Like I said, you make it too easy.
You didn't just spew innuendos at me. No wonder the Pirate thinks we're pitch flirting.
If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.
Annoyed enough to post about it online and threaten violence that takes effort? If it's under your skin, you can just say- from one cerulean to another, I wouldn't judge you, oh Marquise~
Annoyed enough to thre8n violence is a very low threshold for me to meet. Though, persuasion is much more fun.
「 A troll who has no way to reach me is threatening to put me into my natural habitat. Truly the scariest thing I have ever read. ⥮
If the lusii don’t get you, other territorial waders will!
「 If you were to put me back on Alternia, the seadwellers would probably piss themselves seeing an adult. And the lusii wouldn't be fond of trying to eat me for very long. You'd be surprised how rigorous Fleet training can be for highbloods. ⥮
You high8loods think you’re sooooooo much 8etter than the rest of us. In my opinion, kissing the Empress’s ass, though fun, can only take you so far in life.
「 You do remember that you are also highbloods, correct? And I would like to direct you to my handle. If you can’t extrapolate, it’s not on me. ⥮
I’m a high8lood until I have to consort with someone higher than indigo, o8viously.
「 My point is more that you don’t strictly qualify to say “you highbloods.” Although “you seadwellers” makes equal sense in this context and applies without making people look at you sideways wondering if you forgot your own hue. ⥮
You’re right, “seadwellers and also clowns” rolls off the tongue so much 8etter. Really, I should 8e paying you to ghostwrite my auto8iography.
It’s always nice when someone is eager enough to please that I don’t even have to take matters into my own hands! The world would 8e far 8etter off that way, I figure.
Violet8loods are just the worst. You'd think my kismesis would understand the natural give and take that comes with a caliginous relationship, 8ut nope! He's a fool and I'm excited to see him executed.
</3: I Just Don't Think You Should Be So Quick To Generalize Hm? It's Not As Though All Cobalts Are Pirates Like You Yes?
</3: I Believe The World Would Just Have Like,,, Triple The Theft
Jade8loods, DM me.
...can it wait? i don't really, like, feel like it right now. ~~0o
Terrified is one of the most attractive things a person can 8e.
Typing with a 8ionic arm is difficult.
--> You should put tiny little pads on your finger tips... had to do that when I modeled! <--
Watch your mouth, wader.
That old fool pro8a8ly doesn't even know what a palmhusk is! I guess I'll have to procure one some other way.
8n't that the truth.
This we8site is making me feel old.
if it helps i think the internet does that to most people. also sorry for being mean about pirates earlier.
It is normal to not understand the things some people post.
I understand them just fine! It's matter of literal ages here.
Everyone needs to 8e more afraid, frankly.
the only scourge i've met are the sisters, and that is plenty scourgey for me! i'm sure you're super cool though. what happens if the winds all turn against your sails by the way? just curious!
... They *all* say that a lusus inexplicably got struck by lightning? I gotta up my game. That part was bullshit, though. I just got it to swim directly into a whole lot of ouch.
Then perhaps you have a horri8le skin disease? Either way, it's 8leak.
...yeah. it's a skin disease. it just makes me look not gray.
Poor thing.
Why is everyone medi8ting me? I don't need medi8ted!
oka7 honestl7 i don’t know if 7ou need mediating but i (ouldn’t resist
Greetings, Chittr. I hope the Empress doesn't mind wanted criminals posting on her forum.
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Sometimes I Wonder If You Only Mean To Cause Me Both Vast Irritation And Mild Torment
a little of both in an affectionate way! to try to help you loosen up a little.
As Flattered As I Am I Have Never Needed That And I Am Completely Fine At Full Rigor Thank You