♠ hated by @aienkanoAhegao
is it still the same songs like if i pick one will i get the same thing
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Pita chips and hummus for the dash.
So I slave all day without much pay And I'm just biding my time 'Cause the company and the daughter, you see They're both gonna be all MINE. Yeah I'm gonna be the man, I'm gonna be the man Gotta make him a hand, If I'm gonna be the man.
the pocket nook and my hand just aint the same 😔 baby come hi-e
fight me pillow figt me
1 N33D M0R3 C4RG0 5H0R75 4LL 0F M1N3 4R3 5HR3DD1NG
if you piss out of your ass after a meal it means your body thought ts tasted so good it made room for more
What does "ily" mean?
[The manor is filled with a fierce, burning roaring. Something animalistic and hateful, like a demon. Well, no, not like. It is a demon. Lord English burst through the walls of the manors, smashing through them at top speeds to reach his destination. Infuriated by being, essentially, child locked. The flashing light flared off him like blinding fire as he rapidly approached his destination. And his puppet prey. The wall of his final destination burst apart into dust and rubble, looking for all the world like a bomb had gone off. A puppet was there to meet him, standing serenely in the center of the room with his hands behind his back. **”PUUUUUUUUUUUPPETTTTTTTTTTTT!”** “Ah, there you are, my lord. Right on time. Jujubes?” With a zap, Scratch was next to the furious and heaving lord, paying no attention to his devastating aura and the crackling green energy dancing across his body, holding up a bowl of candy. Instead of thanks or at the very least a silent partaking of the treats offered, he was met with a massive claw slashing out to strike at him. Unfortunately for Lord English, there was no impact as his host teleported out of the way. “Exactly as expected, of course. Still, it would have been impolite not to offer. Especially to *such* an important guest as you, my lord.” “YOU ARROGANT LITTLE FUCKWAD. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, YOU HAVE *DISAPPOINTED* ME, LIKE THE BROKEN LITTLE PUPPET YOU ARE. BUT NOW YOU *DEFY* ME?! INTERFERE WITH *MY* PROPERTY?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!” The question was, for all intents and purposes, rhetorical, as the moment after he said it the lord’s jaw split open, unleashing a wide wave of destructive energy that tore apart the room in mere moments. Everything was naught but ash. “Because I have finally realized, my lord, that I am better than you in nearly every way.” Everything but Scratch, who was safely behind his own attacker with a gun aimed straight at him. A gun which went off the moment English turned to face him, striking him square in his shoulder. “For instance, my omniscience is far less than it should be as of late, as you have reminded me incessantly. And yet, even with that combined with your ability to selectively hide from it, I am able to use all the information available to me to correctly determine the exact moment that you are most open for a shot.” Once again Scratch found himself teleporting away after his speech, zapping down the hallway as his lord chased him, snarling and roaring with rage as he gripped his bleeding shoulder. “Also, you are very bad at using your powers to your full potential.” “ARROGANT, BROKEN WHELP-“ “And that is another thing. I’ve contemplated it, and I am beginning to wonder if I’m not nearly so broken as you and I both believe. Or believed, in my case. After all, though many of my plans failed, or petered off, they still quite often had effects. You’ve spoken a good deal, yes, but it is arguable that you have failed when it comes to enacting major events in the same way I have.” Mid charge, Lord English changed tactics, teleporting behind Scratch in the hallway as his last teleport stopped and pouncing on him- but the doctor was too quick for him still, and the Lord found his claws connecting with the floor. Scratch stopped, teleporting next to his Lord and shoving his orb right into his face, projecting a spade. “…and I notice, I don’t recall any of *your* plans ever bringing your sister right to your home.” Time seemed to stop for a moment under the sheer force of the Lord’s rage- seemed to, in this stance, being a phrase meaning that it did in fact stop. Long enough for English to wrap his claws around the puppet and drag him into the air. “Ah, there we are, my lord! Finally, using your powers to your full-“ That sentence went unfinished as Scratch was thrown full speed through a wall. And proceeded to crash through another, and another, and another, until finally his flight was stopped as three time clones of Lord English appeared around him in a circle, mid air, slamming him done with their scepters and sending him crashing down through several floors of the manor. His final descent left a crater, his clothes torn to reveal the puppet body beneath. His cueball was covered with scorch marks. Lord English descended after him, looking significantly less damaged beyond a slowly healing shoulder wound. His fanged maw drooled like a feral, rabid animal. Once again he brought Scratch into the air. “YOU ARE DONE. YOU HAVE LOST ALL USE TO ME, YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKER.” The flashing pool eyes stared him down, blinding light building up in his throat. He brought up his wayward host close to his face… “Ah, well. If I am to die ahead of schedule, I’ve really no use to care about the sanctity of the timeline, do I?” Scratch, calmly, pulled out his gun once again, and aimed it right between Lord English’s eyes. The eyes that, in response to the threat, locked in to piercing black eight balls. “…YOU’RE BLUFFING.” “I prepared two bullets. One for a warning shot, one for if you choose poorly.” “YOU *WOULDN’T*.” Scratch didn’t answer. “…YOU *WOULD*.” “I’m extremely pleased that you understand that. Put me down, if you would please.” Reluctantly, and after snarling for a bit, English did so. Scratch remained absolutely calm, adjusting his bow tie, which had miraculously survived the assault. “Very good. Now, here is the new arrangement.” “I have no intention of letting my lifetime of work go to waste. I will continue to move events in our primary timeline into the direction required, and I will continue to serve your requests as I do so.” Another snarl in response. “…*however*, I will take no further abuse from you. You will no longer call me broken, or defective. And you will finally start to use my damn name. And if your requests are stupid, fruitless, or simply too petty for me to deal with, well, I reserve the right to refuse them.” “WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU COULD *EVER* HAVE THAT RIGHT, YOU WRETCHED LITTLE MAN?” “The fact I held a gun to your face, capable of killing you, with full intent to use it.” Lord English did not respond to that. “I don’t believe I actually have the power to directly stop you from such efforts as hunting down the Snowmen- I leave that to others. But I’m not going to waste the rest of my allotted time on worthless errands. And related to that- whatever personal agendas I choose to embark on, I will have no interference from you. Now, then. Are we in accord? Keep in mind I know exactly when to fire my weapon if you choose to attack again now, and where to aim for maximum lethality.” The two of the, stared at each other, just for a moment. Scratch was characteristically expressionless. Lord English was characteristically snarling, angry, glaring down at his servant and fighting off the urge to lunge and rend him to pieces. Unable to believe just what he was hearing, here. There was something like respect in that glare, too. “…DO WHAT YOU WANT, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE.” “Excellent. In that case, my lord…” Scratch gave a deep, theatrical bow. “…I remain your obedient servant.” English snorted, zapping away somewhere else in the manner, leaving Scratch alone in the rubble and debris. “…I’ll be needing a new suit, then.”]
in this vworld there are tvwo types of people: sinatra guys and dean martin guys. personally im a bit of both.
im so bored. anyone vwanna chat?
Beer #substances
actually knew a damarab0t that could d0 similar.
ill come tumbling dowvn your rabbit hole babe ;) #suggestivwe
;)
FINE, I WILL STOP DIGGING THEN AND HIT FUCKING ROCK. ALSO TURNTABLEFORTG DAVE SAYS HI.
eVeRyBoDy lIkEs tOnSiLsLoP. #MyPrOdUcT
im awwesome
One day, daddy will find you.
*hat if i did my o*n fuckbuddy submission form huh since you all *ant a piece of me so bad
sorry i pulled out and got ink in your flippin ganderbulb i wwas aimin for your mouth
commands the dogwwitch to shrink you dowwn then hands you a little plastic martini blade before shovvin you dowwn my front #nsfwwe #nsfww #oldie-but-a-goodie
sighs wwistfully i should cull her
@gutsyGumshoe Reacting all four ways cancels everything out, genius. You might as well have left the post alone. God, may8e learn how reactions work 8efore su8jecting others to them, okay?
theyre a ten but they shout some nonsense like oh gog or jegus fuck wwhen they climax #nsfww
Tch...
P☽o☾kem☽o☾n are reel...? ⋆˚࿔
the ladies lovwe seeing my ass and thighs in these tight lil jorts. #suggestivwe
oh eridan howw id lovve to experience a day in your thinkpan wwell TOO bad only serkets are allowwed to prod around up here
shrinkin you dowwn to about yea big handin you a sewwin needle and placin you in front of the hydra #nsfwwe
Rufioh Nitram -> Pinned Post this account may possibly contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore. this account may also be quite canon divergent due to me going based off my own memories as a fictive boundaries incest: no selfcest: yes nsfw rp: yes kinks: ask info sexuality: bisexual height: 6'2 weight: 196 lbs weightclass: middleweight lore this rufioh is from a timeline where the alpha troll session ended about the same, with the trolls dyin and becoming ghosts within dreambubbles in which the beta trolls and beta kids were able to access after feferi got the horrorterrors to make them. sometime after, the beta and alpha sessions would merge together into a sort of mega-session that went to be more successful than the individual beta and alpha sessions. In the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward alive. here in earth c, he lives with horuss in the troll kingdom he has regrets about some aspects of his past that he hates delving into because he doesnt really like being judged much despite him saying its okay to judge him for his wrongdoings he hates being reminded of damara (he has beef with his timelines damara over the cheating scandal) https://i.ibb.co/ymMFBjK4/Rufioh-Nitram-comm.jpg (art by @celestiallyGhoulish)
0ld men? Where?
im not stupid or insecure im just racist
D --> More b100d pa% than Dr. Acula D --> Medicullar spectacular D --> No Docterror works fasterer D --> Biomechanical masterer
-=[did your yummy guggied_☺]=-
Holy fuck, 67 users!?!?!?!?
I Do Not Understand But I Will Provide A Like Alongside The Obligatory Mediate/Pity On The Fact You Showed Me A Very Cute Picture
X #Stinkysaturday x
sevven minutes sevven minutes is all the time i havve to play wwith you #gpoe #fitcheck #yesishavvedforthis #yesitgrewwrightback
｢konnichiwa, minasan! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ megane-san enters the ofisu with another #waifuification! (*´▽｀*) kekeke, this episode is supa special, because the kyutiegirl herself stroked megane-san's kirihorn until he went..... kunekunekunekunekune...k-kyah- kyah..... KYUTIE KYAHHH!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ahhh~ megane-san needed that release! (*￣∇￣)ノ okie! syo.... (´･ω｀･) talking about rich-chan @croesusKingpin ... is difficult for megane-san. (；・ε・ ) he doesn't knyow much about this waifu, aside from the fact that she is an office worker! (´･ω･) like most of the tsundere kyuties on this saito, working behind a desky makes her a wittle antsy! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ byuttt rich-chan is nyo tsundere at all! (*￣ー￣) hai, rich-chan is moar kuudere than tsundere. (*￣∇￣)ノ her kokoro is on the outside, and what's really on the outside is her wuv for her matesprito! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) gyah... (；^∀^) it almost makes megane-san feel bad, having to NTR kuma-chan! (；゜∀゜) keh. nyaht really.｣ ｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ if megane-san had to guess what kind of pantsu rich-chan wears, it would be something...Σ(・∀・；) kyu! nani!?! Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) megane-san was going to say rich-chan wears something regal, like black lace and garters, byuttt!! (；゜∀゜) kekeke... megane-san sees nyow! :*(〃∇〃人)*: rich-chan wears frilly white pantsu, with kuroi decora! (*＾▽＾*) this shows that richchan is pure and strict enough to wear basic undies, byuttt (｀∀´) free and mature enough to wear something kyutieful for her matesprites! (。・ω・。) woaw!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) hi, eburibody! (* ´ ▽ ` *) ofisu means office! (*´-`) kyu knyow. like keldam corp? (*￣ー￣) megane-san's only job is ai-chan's favorite moderator, syoooo... (;´A｀) he doesn't weally knyow what an ofisu looks like. kunekunekune means... wiggle wiggle wiggle!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝) touching megane-san magical unihorno gives him the squirmies! (*´・∀・｀*) a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who acts aloof and calm, but is actually super lovey! (*´-`) contrasted with the tsundere, who is a gyirl with a standoffish, rude attitude... (^-^)/ kokoro means pusher! (ФωФ) NTR means.... kekekeke... (*ﾟー^) that's nyaht important!]
I just saw s0me0ne call breasts "the dairy department" #nsfw
｢(σ*´∀｀) gyaahhh... dam-chan's tsundere moe! ♪( ´∀｀) keke... your east alternian could use some work, dam-chan~ (ФωФ) megane-sensei can give kyu... lessons!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hai haiii!!~ lesson ichiban desu! (*´∀｀)ﾉ 失せろ - usero, is a much better way to say the same thing! (。ゝ(ェ)・) usero and kiero mean the same thing (get lost!), but usero is a gritty, meaner version, more true to laifu! (〃´ω`〃) if dam-chan wants to sound like a choto sugoi animes, then kiero is just fine, as its use primarily dates to the most nyepic of shonen series! (＾∀＾) byuttt~ if she wants the real deal... (ФωФ) kekeke... usero!]
｢ahh~ (●’∇’) the most kawaii of sandwich! (＾∀＾) east alternia knows how to do it righto... (ノ゜ο゜)ノ]
8=D < Oh hoovens! This coltlaboration with #PlushRump was inadvertently been in celebration of my 50th follower! 8=D < Flank you everypony! 8=D < Neighaps I sh001d plan something special for the 100th...
if you see me and a gaggle of lesbos gettin along its probably cause its mimosa hour
HATE.
all you guys do on this stupid app is pity me... #vwhatsthatallabout #explain #hurt
@(。・⸟・)@ ANGER IS A POISON YOU DRINK AND SUCCUMB TO ITS EFFECTS. WAITING IN VAIN FOR THE ONE YOU HATE TO DO SO IN PLACE OF YOU. FORGIVENESS IS THE ANTIDOTE. @(。 `н´)@ PEOPLE NEED TO STOP DRINKING POISON AND SUCCUMBING.
back to #toepostin evverybody
if evveryone says its a bad idea maybe its a GOOD idea
Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
we "typing quirk which replaces the letter o with a symbꙮl/character nꙮt fꙮund in the regular alphabet" peꙮple need tꙮ stick tꙮgether. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
gotta say, the tradvwife stuff is one of humanitys best inwventions. almost makes me regret losing all my old rings.
poor girl for wwhat its wworth i dont like you because youre stupid in a wway that boggles the pan
｢a lot of megane-san's tomodachi are asking｣ ｢(∩´∀｀)∩ "megane-san, megane-san, when did kyu become east alternian!"｣ ｢(*´ｪ｀)σ this shitsumon is easy! (*^ーﾟ) ever since megane-san discovered manga and anime, he felt a special awakening in his kokoro! (* ´ ▽ ` *) before, megane-san could never connect with gaijin... (*´,_ゝ｀) they did nyaht appreciate sugoi things, like animes ( -д-) the art of trollhongo! (*･ω･*) or visual novels (；｀∀´) byut then... megane-san stopped leaving his tunnel hive!! (*￣∇￣)ノ and found the interneto! (*｀▽´*) where all the east alternians he met...｣ ｢Σ(・∀・) accepted him!!｣ ｢hai hai!! (ﾟωﾟ) the east alternians and otaku of the web found kinship in megane-san, and nyow! (*^￢^*) megane knows... he didn't BECOME east alternian... (((o(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)o))) he was always east alternian... on his insides! (*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi means friends! (*ゝω･*) shitsumon means question. (*/∀＼*) kokoro means both pusher and soul! (*^ーﾟ) nyaha, see? this is why megane-san embraces his east alternian side! (*￣∇￣*) syo many words... have such good meaning!]
lappin up swweat like ambrosia #nsfww
D --> I am 100king forward mare and mare by the night for the interview I will do D --> There is much to learn and much to e%perience D --> Neighaps I will do another cover photoshoot to go alongside it despite the interview being with somepony else
I have a lot of skills. People say I’m very talon-ted.
CALIBOOBS
Just know, I'm clapping my )(ands. 38O
answering no questions aboat nofin im tryin my best lol @aerodynamicTramp
who thinks i should make a grubtube?
D --> #Horse
reveals your tragic 8ackstory
watcha lookin at there @awakefromAcheron <3
wwe are havvin supper you are on your third plate a fattenin gruel (ordered by yours truly) an im havvin dino nuggies i say somethin an my braces are so thick that i accidentally covver you in my spittle
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nunya fuckin business. honk honk. they know who they are.
meenah is like objectively the best troll i know the rest of you are fine too
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D --> I apologize but I must say it D --> That is really cute
the match is still close, despite wvhat people are saying. it could svwing either wvay. im gonna keep the poll up for say, twventy, thirty more minutes? then call it. #cronusbabeoff
D--->I have been...pondering about doing a ask bo% myself but I lack one of the proper ones...do i perhaps just do a ask thread instead?
could probably list wwhy i hate myself but wwhatd be the point wwhen therere so many detestable vvariants a myself that self flagellatin of any sort should be made outright illegal
Gave it to you anyways, sweetcheeks. ::::) You're welcome.
doesnt anyone appreciate a upright prudish asshole these days
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
...Y3-ah guys kidnapping is wrong
there is a storm a brewwin i can feel the council of eridans wwill havve a meetin soon wwhen our plans fully unfold and blanket the sky you all wwill come to appreciate just howw much holdin back i gotta do on the daily
▲oh here's a good one actually. More of you other than the roses should try cheating▼ ▲seriously it gives the pail a nice little thrill▼
.you idiots arent hating my chitts enougH .GET BITCHIEr
YURI IS THE LESSER ART FORM.
an anonymous admirer vwants to knovw "vwhos your favworite beta troll? 38d" hmm. off the top of the dome? aradia, probably. total smokeshovw, fun personality, easy to mess around vwith... oh, or terezi, for the same reasons.
I DID GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SANDAL 3 DAYS AGO BUT I'VE HEALED FROM THAT SO I'M VERY FIRM IN MY DESIRE TO PAIL HORUSS ZAHHAK!!!
yo 1 d1dn't mean to rech1tt that 1 swear... el pep1to d1d 1t, trust... 😳
HORUSS ZAHHAK CAN GET IT TOO BY THE WAY!!! I LOVE HIS HORSINESS!!! :O)
eridan
condy lesson of t)(e day. in t)(is world, t)(ere are t)(ree t)(ins you dont live wit)( 1. regrets. if you live, you can c)(ange t)(at. dont ever )(ave em. 2. s)(ame. if you live true to yourself, nofin else can ever judge you 3. )(esitation. you do, or you dont. and you get s)(arper on tellin t)(e difference fuckin up t)(e t)(ird makes t)(e first and t)(e second. but understandin t)(at eliminatin )(esitation and refinin t)(e ability to decide skill excludes t)(e first and erases t)(e second. surpassin all t)(ree is t)(e foundational instinct of leaders)(ip. )(avin all t)(ree is a deat)( sentence; and t)(ose stronger in wieldin it, are your executioners. LIK------------E M------------E!
An expert swordsman /ike myse/f cou/d never turn down an opportunity to hone my ski//s. One is never finished /earning, after a//. Kakatte koi, Megido-san.
Im already ahead of you, that's why I'm saving this for later.
yeah sure wwhatevver aradia twwo
｢KERURURURURU!! AKA ALERTO! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ SOUND THE ARAMU! (；ＴДＴ) AI-CHAN IS MESSAGING MEGANE-SAN KOWAI THINGS...・゜・(つД｀)・゜・ s-saying she is going byebyes forever! (ノ_＜。) if anyone knows ai-chan's fleshyself, can they let her knyahw her choto gachikoi is going furuetetetete for her!?! ｍ(｡≧Д≦｡)ｍ she won't answer boku's directo messages. (T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is imitating the sound of his aka alerto (red alert) and aramu (alarm) at the beginning of his message! (｀；ω；´) he's syo scawed, genuinely! kowai means scary!! ゜゜(´O｀)°゜ ah~ this isn't eben funny (｀；ω；´) gachikoi means syuper kyool otaku doing oshikatsu to the maxxx, devoting themselves entirely and completely to their oshi! ai-chan is megane-san's oshi! (´_ゝ`) w-what will megane-san be without.... his magihorn is tinguring... in a sad feelies way! (*゜ロ゜) furuete means squirmies, but not the good ones now. (；´_ゝ`)]
Who wants me? ::::)
As an individua/ with comp/ex thoughts and fee/ings on various subjects, and the abi/ity to see past my own experience, I understand that there is no objective true 'best' of a/most anything, as our experiences are so varied that it wou/d be genuine/y impossib/e to smooth everything down to a singu/ar objective mono/ith of truth, and attacking peop/e over something as subjective and unquantifiab/e as preference is honest/y asinine. However, as a tea/b/ood,
Dear Damara, Do you remember this particular project of yours? I recall this artistic retreat was in response to a cancelled showing of our typical weekly bout of 'Kaiju' filmography. I declined to show Gamera at that time. Just to show you that you do not get what you want, nor what you have earned. You get what you are precisely meant to receive. In turn, I received precisely what I was meant to. Art from my ward. Happy Paternal Figure Day, I suppose.
The trust between a samurai and his master must be abso/ute. I have the necessary dedication, and the sword training, and I am in constant practice of bushido... Which means that the on/y thing I am missing is a master. Perhaps some day, I sha// find someone worthy of my /oya/ty.
Wow! I've missed a lot in my absence. I have some articles regarding the presidency of Earth-C to update¹! ¹ An editor's work is never done! :,)
MY "FATHER" DESERVES NOTHING FROM ME. YET HERE I AM STILL SERVING HIM BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING FATE. HATE HIM.
marquise more like more please amirite
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
I do love data, and also charts. Thank you.
Yeah see those were all hates (and one pity). Thanks for testing though.
Whaaat? Nah you must be on the wrong post!
Haha you guys are so clumsy! You're clicking too low!
Because they're straight heat? I like the way you think!
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Wow! Quite the strong reception! Guess you all don't like dank memes!
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
Haha yep, I get up to some larping too at ye olde ren faire!
Playing Elden Ring! #gamer Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3686c5c1be7c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e20c43a7c7.png
Yeah the bug that makes it so trolls can't like my Chitts
kInDa iN ThE MoOd tO ChOkE SoMeOnE On mY GrApE GuRt
MY MAT3SPRIT3 K3PT SAYING THAT I HAD A BAD S3NS3 0F DIR3CTI0N. S0 I PACK3D MY BAGS AND RIGHT. #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
f*ck the haters, y'all. 1 got b1gger problems to deal w1th. #vaguepost #sorta #poort1nkerbull }:(
⚗ you have WORKED phor su☾h, you DESERVE it. just remem🝭er to ☾LO☾K in on time next NIGHT.
｢aah~ dam-chan! (*^ー^)ノ♪ konnichiwa!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi hi dam-chan!]
｢when megane-san prongles feel omoshiroi, he tickles his ai-chan doll! (*｀▽´*) until she goes｣ ｢ah~ megane-san! hee hee! yamate! (///∇///)｣ ｢it's choto kawaii! (*´・∀・｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: omoshiroi means funny! (*^▽^) when megane-san hasn't thought about ai-chan, everything feels omoshiroi! (*^O^*) yamate means "ehh~ ah~ megane-san, stoppu! (*/∀＼*) stop tickling ai-chan, her special spot feels omoshiroi!" ( ＾ω＾) which just makes her so very kyutieful! ｢- choto kawaii!] [TRANSLATOR'S SECOND NOTE: ai-chan's special spot is not #suggestive, ai-chan's special spot is her sensitive purrpurr button, her foxy neko horns! ( ☆∀☆)]
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RANDOM WALK SELFIE. I love a pleasant night. Better to observe you. Better to follow you. Better for me to love you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c73e5187430e.jpg
｢hai hai!! ((o(^∇^)o)) konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san is bringing you a supaspecial waifuification report! φ(゜゜)ノ゜ usually, megane-san fires his SUPAKAWAII☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*beamu blast at his haterz, but dis one is chigau! щ(゜▽゜щ) kai-chan @goldenGigabyte came to megane-san, and said...｣ ｢yosh, sensei! (^з^)-☆ onegai, waifuify kaikka-chan! o kanzen ni shite kudasai! desperato kudasai! onegai kudasai! (o´・∀・)o｣ ｢ssyoooo... (*^￢^*) megane-san did it! kai-chan seems like a dejitarugāru ( ´∀`) aaah~ kawaii~~ like... eto... hatsune miku-chan! (*ゝω･*) not like ai-chan. (； ・`д・´) ai-chan still diffs!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) byuuttt!! nyaahhh, yah! ((o(^∇^)o)) sugoi ne!! moar waifu now, kekekekek~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hello, everybody! chigau means... differento! ( ￣▽￣) because kai-chan is ☆SPECIAL☆, limited edition, to megane-san! she came to her senpai and said "pwease, master-sama, make kai-chan kyutieful! make kai-chan a kyutiegirl! please! ＼(^_^)／", and megane-san said... yeh okie. (。･ω･)ﾉ dejitarugāru means digital girly. megane-san likes dem 2d!!]
｢♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ aaah~ yama-chan can't resist thinking about megane-san! he's too smexy. (^з^)-☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ]
Y9 quier9 tac9 6ell.
i think my lusus is tryin to kill my fronds again #gore #violence #death
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@centaursperipherals s0me idi0ts came in and st0le 0ur h0td0gs, keep an eye 0ut.
｢my wiggler, my wiggler... you're my wiggler, say it to me...(ToT)｣ ｢^ what megane-san says while holding L-kun when he gets attacked by baka gaijin and ōbakamono, when he's just a kuudere at heart. (ＴДＴ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka gaijin and ōbakamono are east alternian synonyms meaning "big dumb idiots who dyon't even understand anyahthing"! (｀Д´)ﾉ]
aight. theyre taking avway my palmhusk privwileges again. might let my cellmate tattoo me. im thinking a pin-up on a torpedo smack dab in the middle of my huge bi. #badboy #leather #lanadelstingray
>+. MY DAMARA'S HEAD IS IN A JAR BTW .+< #gore #violence
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my horny ass could never be a ventriloquist. #nsfw #technically
doobah https://i.postimg.cc/1txwNQNR/doobahking.gif #doobahnation
｢megane-san MOSTLY likes kyutieful girls... (ФωФ) byuttttt..... kekekeke~ boku can make an exception for a ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟKAWAII FEMBOI!!!☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ:*(〃∇〃人)*: NYAHAHAHAHA~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means me! a femboi is a boy that's xxxtra kyutieful otoko (boy)! nyaht a lady (。・ω・。) just like gowther-chan from nanatsu no taizai! (o＾q＾o) *drools*]
｢みんなセクシーな男の子とかわいい女の子が好き！｣
D--> I ¢an verify these ri¢eballs are absølutely đeli¢iøus. I pøkeđ øne in the ¢enter anđ its warm søft insiđes wrappeđ arøunđ my finger like jellø. Make sure tø ¢øme by tø buy an e%¢essive amøunt øf them. #suggestive #iamsuggestingyøubuythem
Get along beam
Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick Is Now a Noodle #nsfw
FUCK THE CUPE I'M GOING ALL FUCKING NIGHT BABY #PHUNTSWEEP THANK YOU TO ALL THE #PHUNTHEADS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ALL FUCK YES YES!!!
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
lord english lays eggs ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? #dashwatching
story of my unlife
I never don't not lie.
It's Pride month, and my ghost lover is offline, and I don't see any freaky les8ians. I'm going to CULL myself!!!!!!!! #NotReally
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-rakoon1/images/4/42/PinkiePie.png
something like that yeah
youre free to see for yourself sometime ;)
youre free to tell her all the juicy deets if itll get her in the mood for us #suggestivwe
I may not abreast of the latest jargon but i certainly believe we should always be absoluposilutely proud of our rad selves to the max! Unless of course youre an insufferable douchenozzle at which point no amount of wacky lingo can override your primary label of being a dick. #pridemonth
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(=^･⩊･^=) < LORD CALIBORN HAS SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS!~ #DASHWATCHING #MYLORDISSOLOATHSOME
(=^-ω-^=) < EATING THE PICKLES AND NUTELLA LATULA SUGGESTED NOW THAT I'M ZOOTED!!! I DON'T S33 WHY IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT BAD!!! #SUBSTANCE #HIGH #THISISACTUALLYFINE
mommy is awake im mommy btw
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▲means you want attention on chittr▼
dude youre the highest ranked shes not fucking, presumably, shovw some grace #nsfvw
｢ehhmm... (;￣ー￣) jobber-san, she wanted a menyū too... (。-∀-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a jobber is a smelly socialdweller who works for nothing! menyū means menu.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4152dbb4e50.jpg
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everyday im happier we never met the "dancestors" in my timeline except meenah that comment she made under meulins post earlier was actually pretty funny
oh shit, i hit 30k. mustvwe been a fevw posts ago, im like 200 owver. thanks all! couldntvwe done it wvithout the support of my amazing fans and haters <3
It's simple really? See any Jade post something? Like. See @malleablePersonage or @jadeyHarls post? Like and Pity. They are my <> @embellishedBookworm posts? Hate everything because I want see her fall down some stairs and break her neck.
∻C☢☢ked up yet an☢ther masterpiece. Tr☢ll G☢rd☢n Ramsey read it and weep y☢u slag. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/FB_IMG_1779952049823.jpg∻
D --> Let us be clear D --> I am the STRONGEST
o| DoInG ThE RaMeN NoOdLe hAcK To fIx mY WaLl |O
~Dunn~O what that ~One br~Oad is whining ab~Out, being in a wheelchair is great. I get all sO~rts O~f pity lapdances, handies, and bl~Owj~Obs, it's great ~#nsfw~
A trusted source has advwised me to shavwe. I feel vwery conflicted about this.
apparently this guys tag was 'legumeLegate' and he also went by 'beanBarbarian' and 'cashewChampion' i think he was fuckin the beans gang #nsfw for beans please literally anyone take these crunchwraps away from me
but i wanna work on my sonic 1 remake!
KARKAT-KUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me you're alive and okay somewhere close.......
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
DEVIANTART IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THIS PLACE. I AM *APPRECIATED* THERE. I AM *ADORED* BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST FUCKING WRITER, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, AND ANIMATOR OF ALL TIME. WHERE ARE MY ADORING FANS. WHERE ARE THE HOES FROTHING AT THE MOUTH JUST TO SPEAK WITH ME. WHERE.
Perhaps making it physica/ cou/d be more fun.
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does anyone wanna play sonic? https://i.imgur.com/ZGqwe3C.png
an0n asked: d0 y0u have 5 n00ks 0r what? ee answered: are y0u asking me this because @cesarianAqueduct supp0sedly has 5 bulges? als0, n0 #eeasks #nsfw
I LOV-E t)(is new outlook! I'm so proud of you!
that right babygirl?
Mom (Doc Scratch) and Dad (Doc Scratch) are fighting. :(
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
Fascin8ing.
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
Ɏ they feed us poison so we paay for their "cures" while they suppress our medicine #substaances [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/swaagmeaal.png ] Ɏ
これは私の唯一の英語の投稿となります Bought a meatball flavored vape from the "Goodwill." Now my arms won't bend.
---Excellently put, -Exemplar!!! You are a s)(ining example of t)(e exact kind of mindset Beforus prospers under. Reefmember to alwaves )(old t)(ese values, no matter )(ow exasperating it can be at times! K-E-EP UP T)(-E GOOD WORK!!!
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
Really, she is quite charming in her abrasiveness. If I were my lord and the choice was mine, I would not choose another for her role.
WHY IS DOC SCRATCH INTERACTING WITH MY HORNYPOSTING #suggestive
My kult is too high. I need the highest kull score on this stupid site.
GOD HE'S BACK
i bet id look great vwith a codpiece. problem is id be painting a nice big target on my back.
sup fishes https://preview.redd.it/alpha-troll-gills-my-art-v0-l5v6jcvrk00h1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&otter=webp&s=8a972af349ffbeed9892e1ff69a8ff1aa3757d6e ((Panicawa))
You know, I must say I will almost miss Damara when the time comes for her true master to take her. As much of an irritation as her pointless defiance is.
>mr hump ya butt is back >everyone come correct >I'M ON MY SHIT AGAIN!!!!
my spicy ramen that has butter and alfredo sauce in it also i dyed it green
i mean i done told ya what i thought so (shrug)
hey
this is what happens when im bored comment or react to this chit if u wanna know my opinion of u full stop no frills no nofin if idk who u are ill check yo last post and go from there
French fries are made to be drenched in vinegar. As are onion rings.
SORRY TO HEAR THIS.
i lik ur funny word2
huge missed opportunaty for it to be #meenahmay but whatebber if i settle for #meenahmonday then i get shellebrated every week 38)
✐ᝰ Tits are oversaturated on this site. You'll need to do feet! ᝰᝰ
I'm horny and in need of someone to clobber on my WhatsCock. #nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am very sorry my fine maid, however I assure you this is entirely outside of my control. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/829374ef9881.gif #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
shes beauty and shes grace shell sock u in tha face <>
saury guppies looks pike the big kahuna has to hit the nutritionblock to #win. id say wish me luck but thatd imply i need it #uptop #downlow #tooslow
almast there #kullvkult
i mAy nEeD To gEt sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg rUsT On mY ClUbS. #EvIlVaGuEpOsT
unless..?
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Yes, in fact, there is. S9me9ne wh9 is p9lyr9mantic 6ut 9nly attracted t9 m9n9r9mantic individuals are kn9wn as 9mnidirecti9nally n9nrecipr9cal, laterally n9nm9n9gamist, 9r p9lym9n9r9mantic. This s9rt 9f r9mantic 9rientati9n is actually much m9re c9mm9n than y9u might think, as there are a l9t 9f m9n9r9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind, 9r s9metimes even prefer, if their partner has additi9nal partners within the same quadrant (9r within the same type 9f r9mantic expressi9n f9r th9se 9f us wh9 d9 n9t su6scri6e t9 the stiflingly limited f9ur-quadrant m9del), and c9nversely a l9t 9f p9lyr9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind 9r actively prefer if their partner did n9t have additi9nal partners. 9f c9urse, as with any type 9f r9mantic, sexual, 9r plat9nic relati9nship, the imp9rtant part is that every inv9lved party has full c9nsent and clearly understands the 69undaries and parameters 9f the 9penness 9f the relati9nship, 9therwise y9u (general y9u) run the risk 9f misc9mmunicati9n and, w9rse, y9ur (again, general y9ur) partner may inadvertently diminish and invalidate y9ur identity 6y assuming y9u are cheating 9n them.
I was told aboat t)(is by one of my loyal and beloved friends, I am very )(appy to sea everyone and I do enjoy seeing my people t)(rive. If you or a loved one needs )(elp, please contact t)(e imperial drones or your local law enforcer. #culling #-EXCIT-EDTOS-EA-EV-ERYON-E! #lawenforcer #imperialdrones
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I AM NOT A MORBID CHERuB. BuT I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW QuICKLY THE FELT WOuLD FALL APART. IF WE DID NOT HAVE @dagothur TO CARRY ALL OF OuR SPARE DRAGON BONES. LOOTED COPIES OF INDECIPHERABLY STICKY SMuT. AND HEAVILY PLENTIFuL GOLD. WHEN YOu GET A CHANCE. IF YOu ARE LISTENING. DAGOTH uR. GO RETRIEVE YOuRSELF A SWEET ROLL. HOMEMADE IT MYSELF. FROM THE BREAK ROOM. IT IS THE ONE WITH THE SMOKE ALARM THAT ALWAYS TICKS. EVEN THOuGH THE BATTERY INSIDE IT IS PERFECTLY FuNCTIONAL.
"im on they heads like a goddamn mullet" not only is it fucken BARS but its lowkey a fish pun C)(-ECK IT #lyricposting #fishpuns
A small 1ns1gn1f1cant rem1nder 1ts N1tram Weeks last1ng from 4/20 - 4/31. #N1tramWeeks
What do we call it because I'll be 100% with you I ain't worldly enough to be able to tell Asian aesthetics apart so I'm just using vague terminology here.
visitin the old moon stompin grounds rn half expectin to sea a bronzeblood wit big horns saunter on by outside the dome
em glasses outdated hair a squawkbeast nest raggedy bass clothes NO SWAG and ya still wonder whyyy yo clam dont make no pearl #specificposting to that one G-ET BLAST-ED #meenahmoment
hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
thins are gettin too chummy around here in light a all this bullshit posturin i propose a #hemopurity wweek wwhere wwe celebrate by immolatin rustie wwitches an startin bonfires ovver their ashes there wwill also be gladiator games sponsored by my favvorite bourbon brand dubai chocolate an belly dancers
if you ever catch me starin at your lips it aint cuz i wanna kiss u im just checkin mah reeflection 3B)
I Once Submitted Ten Puns To A Joke Competition. I Really Thought With That Many, One Was Sure To Win. Sadly, No Pun In Ten Did. #dadjoke
prommy?
dont be crass im obvviously referrin to the wway our empress holds tight to her uhh 2x3dent yeah
Mountain2 ar3nt funny. Th3yr3 hill ar3a2.
hey damz, alwvays glad to see you baby girl~
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glub glub etc
im woke now fyi #woke
she chi oon my ttrr till i ing
anytime beach you know you always got the open invite