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nunya fuckin business. honk honk. they know who they are.
meenah is like objectively the best troll i know the rest of you are fine too
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D --> I apologize but I must say it D --> That is really cute
the match is still close, despite wvhat people are saying. it could svwing either wvay. im gonna keep the poll up for say, twventy, thirty more minutes? then call it. #cronusbabeoff
D--->I have been...pondering about doing a ask bo% myself but I lack one of the proper ones...do i perhaps just do a ask thread instead?
could probably list wwhy i hate myself but wwhatd be the point wwhen therere so many detestable vvariants a myself that self flagellatin of any sort should be made outright illegal
Gave it to you anyways, sweetcheeks. ::::) You're welcome.
doesnt anyone appreciate a upright prudish asshole these days
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
...Y3-ah guys kidnapping is wrong
there is a storm a brewwin i can feel the council of eridans wwill havve a meetin soon wwhen our plans fully unfold and blanket the sky you all wwill come to appreciate just howw much holdin back i gotta do on the daily
▲oh here's a good one actually. More of you other than the roses should try cheating▼ ▲seriously it gives the pail a nice little thrill▼
.you idiots arent hating my chitts enougH .GET BITCHIEr
sidenote grist does NOT taste of gushers.... (still gonna eat em though) #nsfw #cw-fatfetish *UrP*
YURI IS THE LESSER ART FORM.
an anonymous admirer vwants to knovw "vwhos your favworite beta troll? 38d" hmm. off the top of the dome? aradia, probably. total smokeshovw, fun personality, easy to mess around vwith... oh, or terezi, for the same reasons.
I DID GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SANDAL 3 DAYS AGO BUT I'VE HEALED FROM THAT SO I'M VERY FIRM IN MY DESIRE TO PAIL HORUSS ZAHHAK!!!
yo 1 d1dn't mean to rech1tt that 1 swear... el pep1to d1d 1t, trust... 😳
HORUSS ZAHHAK CAN GET IT TOO BY THE WAY!!! I LOVE HIS HORSINESS!!! :O)
eridan
condy lesson of t)(e day. in t)(is world, t)(ere are t)(ree t)(ins you dont live wit)( 1. regrets. if you live, you can c)(ange t)(at. dont ever )(ave em. 2. s)(ame. if you live true to yourself, nofin else can ever judge you 3. )(esitation. you do, or you dont. and you get s)(arper on tellin t)(e difference fuckin up t)(e t)(ird makes t)(e first and t)(e second. but understandin t)(at eliminatin )(esitation and refinin t)(e ability to decide skill excludes t)(e first and erases t)(e second. surpassin all t)(ree is t)(e foundational instinct of leaders)(ip. )(avin all t)(ree is a deat)( sentence; and t)(ose stronger in wieldin it, are your executioners. LIK------------E M------------E!
An expert swordsman /ike myse/f cou/d never turn down an opportunity to hone my ski//s. One is never finished /earning, after a//. Kakatte koi, Megido-san.
Im already ahead of you, that's why I'm saving this for later.
yeah sure wwhatevver aradia twwo
｢KERURURURURU!! AKA ALERTO! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ SOUND THE ARAMU! (；ＴДＴ) AI-CHAN IS MESSAGING MEGANE-SAN KOWAI THINGS...・゜・(つД｀)・゜・ s-saying she is going byebyes forever! (ノ_＜。) if anyone knows ai-chan's fleshyself, can they let her knyahw her choto gachikoi is going furuetetetete for her!?! ｍ(｡≧Д≦｡)ｍ she won't answer boku's directo messages. (T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is imitating the sound of his aka alerto (red alert) and aramu (alarm) at the beginning of his message! (｀；ω；´) he's syo scawed, genuinely! kowai means scary!! ゜゜(´O｀)°゜ ah~ this isn't eben funny (｀；ω；´) gachikoi means syuper kyool otaku doing oshikatsu to the maxxx, devoting themselves entirely and completely to their oshi! ai-chan is megane-san's oshi! (´_ゝ`) w-what will megane-san be without.... his magihorn is tinguring... in a sad feelies way! (*゜ロ゜) furuete means squirmies, but not the good ones now. (；´_ゝ`)]
Who wants me? ::::)
As an individua/ with comp/ex thoughts and fee/ings on various subjects, and the abi/ity to see past my own experience, I understand that there is no objective true 'best' of a/most anything, as our experiences are so varied that it wou/d be genuine/y impossib/e to smooth everything down to a singu/ar objective mono/ith of truth, and attacking peop/e over something as subjective and unquantifiab/e as preference is honest/y asinine. However, as a tea/b/ood,
I am an excellent guardian.
Dear Damara, Do you remember this particular project of yours? I recall this artistic retreat was in response to a cancelled showing of our typical weekly bout of 'Kaiju' filmography. I declined to show Gamera at that time. Just to show you that you do not get what you want, nor what you have earned. You get what you are precisely meant to receive. In turn, I received precisely what I was meant to. Art from my ward. Happy Paternal Figure Day, I suppose.
The trust between a samurai and his master must be abso/ute. I have the necessary dedication, and the sword training, and I am in constant practice of bushido... Which means that the on/y thing I am missing is a master. Perhaps some day, I sha// find someone worthy of my /oya/ty.
Wow! I've missed a lot in my absence. I have some articles regarding the presidency of Earth-C to update¹! ¹ An editor's work is never done! :,)
MY "FATHER" DESERVES NOTHING FROM ME. YET HERE I AM STILL SERVING HIM BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING FATE. HATE HIM.
marquise more like more please amirite
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
I do love data, and also charts. Thank you.
Yeah see those were all hates (and one pity). Thanks for testing though.
Haha you guys are so clumsy! You're clicking too low!
Because they're straight heat? I like the way you think!
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Wow! Quite the strong reception! Guess you all don't like dank memes!
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
Haha yep, I get up to some larping too at ye olde ren faire!
Playing Elden Ring! #gamer Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3686c5c1be7c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e20c43a7c7.png
Yeah the bug that makes it so trolls can't like my Chitts
kInDa iN ThE MoOd tO ChOkE SoMeOnE On mY GrApE GuRt
no clue wvhat your saying as alwvays but goodbye
MY MAT3SPRIT3 K3PT SAYING THAT I HAD A BAD S3NS3 0F DIR3CTI0N. S0 I PACK3D MY BAGS AND RIGHT. #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
f*ck the haters, y'all. 1 got b1gger problems to deal w1th. #vaguepost #sorta #poort1nkerbull }:(
⚗ you have WORKED phor su☾h, you DESERVE it. just remem🝭er to ☾LO☾K in on time next NIGHT.
｢aah~ dam-chan! (*^ー^)ノ♪ konnichiwa!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi hi dam-chan!]
｢when megane-san prongles feel omoshiroi, he tickles his ai-chan doll! (*｀▽´*) until she goes｣ ｢ah~ megane-san! hee hee! yamate! (///∇///)｣ ｢it's choto kawaii! (*´・∀・｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: omoshiroi means funny! (*^▽^) when megane-san hasn't thought about ai-chan, everything feels omoshiroi! (*^O^*) yamate means "ehh~ ah~ megane-san, stoppu! (*/∀＼*) stop tickling ai-chan, her special spot feels omoshiroi!" ( ＾ω＾) which just makes her so very kyutieful! ｢- choto kawaii!] [TRANSLATOR'S SECOND NOTE: ai-chan's special spot is not #suggestive, ai-chan's special spot is her sensitive purrpurr button, her foxy neko horns! ( ☆∀☆)]
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RANDOM WALK SELFIE. I love a pleasant night. Better to observe you. Better to follow you. Better for me to love you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c73e5187430e.jpg
｢hai hai!! ((o(^∇^)o)) konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san is bringing you a supaspecial waifuification report! φ(゜゜)ノ゜ usually, megane-san fires his SUPAKAWAII☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*beamu blast at his haterz, but dis one is chigau! щ(゜▽゜щ) kai-chan @goldenGigabyte came to megane-san, and said...｣ ｢yosh, sensei! (^з^)-☆ onegai, waifuify kaikka-chan! o kanzen ni shite kudasai! desperato kudasai! onegai kudasai! (o´・∀・)o｣ ｢ssyoooo... (*^￢^*) megane-san did it! kai-chan seems like a dejitarugāru ( ´∀`) aaah~ kawaii~~ like... eto... hatsune miku-chan! (*ゝω･*) not like ai-chan. (； ・`д・´) ai-chan still diffs!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) byuuttt!! nyaahhh, yah! ((o(^∇^)o)) sugoi ne!! moar waifu now, kekekekek~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hello, everybody! chigau means... differento! ( ￣▽￣) because kai-chan is ☆SPECIAL☆, limited edition, to megane-san! she came to her senpai and said "pwease, master-sama, make kai-chan kyutieful! make kai-chan a kyutiegirl! please! ＼(^_^)／", and megane-san said... yeh okie. (。･ω･)ﾉ dejitarugāru means digital girly. megane-san likes dem 2d!!]
｢♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ aaah~ yama-chan can't resist thinking about megane-san! he's too smexy. (^з^)-☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ]
Y9 quier9 tac9 6ell.
i think my lusus is tryin to kill my fronds again #gore #violence #death
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@centaursperipherals s0me idi0ts came in and st0le 0ur h0td0gs, keep an eye 0ut.
｢my wiggler, my wiggler... you're my wiggler, say it to me...(ToT)｣ ｢^ what megane-san says while holding L-kun when he gets attacked by baka gaijin and ōbakamono, when he's just a kuudere at heart. (ＴДＴ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka gaijin and ōbakamono are east alternian synonyms meaning "big dumb idiots who dyon't even understand anyahthing"! (｀Д´)ﾉ]
aight. theyre taking avway my palmhusk privwileges again. might let my cellmate tattoo me. im thinking a pin-up on a torpedo smack dab in the middle of my huge bi. #badboy #leather #lanadelstingray
>+. MY DAMARA'S HEAD IS IN A JAR BTW .+< #gore #violence
SOME·OF·YOV·VILL·FILL·YOVR·RECVPERACOON·VITH·ICE·CVBES·IVST·TO·SAVE·A·FEV·CAEGARRS·DVRING·THE·SVMMER ABSOLVTELY·DREADFVL
my horny ass could never be a ventriloquist. #nsfw #technically
doobah https://i.postimg.cc/1txwNQNR/doobahking.gif #doobahnation
｢megane-san MOSTLY likes kyutieful girls... (ФωФ) byuttttt..... kekekeke~ boku can make an exception for a ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟKAWAII FEMBOI!!!☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ:*(〃∇〃人)*: NYAHAHAHAHA~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means me! a femboi is a boy that's xxxtra kyutieful otoko (boy)! nyaht a lady (。・ω・。) just like gowther-chan from nanatsu no taizai! (o＾q＾o) *drools*]
｢みんなセクシーな男の子とかわいい女の子が好き！｣
D--> I ¢an verify these ri¢eballs are absølutely đeli¢iøus. I pøkeđ øne in the ¢enter anđ its warm søft insiđes wrappeđ arøunđ my finger like jellø. Make sure tø ¢øme by tø buy an e%¢essive amøunt øf them. #suggestive #iamsuggestingyøubuythem
Get along beam
Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick Is Now a Noodle #nsfw
FUCK THE CUPE I'M GOING ALL FUCKING NIGHT BABY #PHUNTSWEEP THANK YOU TO ALL THE #PHUNTHEADS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ALL FUCK YES YES!!!
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
lord english lays eggs ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? #dashwatching
story of my unlife
I never don't not lie.
It's Pride month, and my ghost lover is offline, and I don't see any freaky les8ians. I'm going to CULL myself!!!!!!!! #NotReally
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something like that yeah
youre free to see for yourself sometime ;)
youre free to tell her all the juicy deets if itll get her in the mood for us #suggestivwe
I may not abreast of the latest jargon but i certainly believe we should always be absoluposilutely proud of our rad selves to the max! Unless of course youre an insufferable douchenozzle at which point no amount of wacky lingo can override your primary label of being a dick. #pridemonth
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(=^･⩊･^=) < LORD CALIBORN HAS SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS!~ #DASHWATCHING #MYLORDISSOLOATHSOME
(=^-ω-^=) < EATING THE PICKLES AND NUTELLA LATULA SUGGESTED NOW THAT I'M ZOOTED!!! I DON'T S33 WHY IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT BAD!!! #SUBSTANCE #HIGH #THISISACTUALLYFINE
mommy is awake im mommy btw
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▲means you want attention on chittr▼
dude youre the highest ranked shes not fucking, presumably, shovw some grace #nsfvw
｢ehhmm... (;￣ー￣) jobber-san, she wanted a menyū too... (。-∀-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a jobber is a smelly socialdweller who works for nothing! menyū means menu.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4152dbb4e50.jpg
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everyday im happier we never met the "dancestors" in my timeline except meenah that comment she made under meulins post earlier was actually pretty funny
oh shit, i hit 30k. mustvwe been a fevw posts ago, im like 200 owver. thanks all! couldntvwe done it wvithout the support of my amazing fans and haters <3
It's simple really? See any Jade post something? Like. See @malleablePersonage or @jadeyHarls post? Like and Pity. They are my <> @embellishedBookworm posts? Hate everything because I want see her fall down some stairs and break her neck.
∻C☢☢ked up yet an☢ther masterpiece. Tr☢ll G☢rd☢n Ramsey read it and weep y☢u slag. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/FB_IMG_1779952049823.jpg∻
D --> Let us be clear D --> I am the STRONGEST
o| DoInG ThE RaMeN NoOdLe hAcK To fIx mY WaLl |O
~Dunn~O what that ~One br~Oad is whining ab~Out, being in a wheelchair is great. I get all sO~rts O~f pity lapdances, handies, and bl~Owj~Obs, it's great ~#nsfw~
A trusted source has advwised me to shavwe. I feel vwery conflicted about this.
apparently this guys tag was 'legumeLegate' and he also went by 'beanBarbarian' and 'cashewChampion' i think he was fuckin the beans gang #nsfw for beans please literally anyone take these crunchwraps away from me
but i wanna work on my sonic 1 remake!
KARKAT-KUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me you're alive and okay somewhere close.......
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
DEVIANTART IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THIS PLACE. I AM *APPRECIATED* THERE. I AM *ADORED* BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST FUCKING WRITER, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, AND ANIMATOR OF ALL TIME. WHERE ARE MY ADORING FANS. WHERE ARE THE HOES FROTHING AT THE MOUTH JUST TO SPEAK WITH ME. WHERE.
Perhaps making it physica/ cou/d be more fun.
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does anyone wanna play sonic? https://i.imgur.com/ZGqwe3C.png
an0n asked: d0 y0u have 5 n00ks 0r what? ee answered: are y0u asking me this because @cesarianAqueduct supp0sedly has 5 bulges? als0, n0 #eeasks #nsfw
I LOV-E t)(is new outlook! I'm so proud of you!
that right babygirl?
Mom (Doc Scratch) and Dad (Doc Scratch) are fighting. :(
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
Fascin8ing.
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
Ɏ they feed us poison so we paay for their "cures" while they suppress our medicine #substaances [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/swaagmeaal.png ] Ɏ
これは私の唯一の英語の投稿となります Bought a meatball flavored vape from the "Goodwill." Now my arms won't bend.
---Excellently put, -Exemplar!!! You are a s)(ining example of t)(e exact kind of mindset Beforus prospers under. Reefmember to alwaves )(old t)(ese values, no matter )(ow exasperating it can be at times! K-E-EP UP T)(-E GOOD WORK!!!
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
Really, she is quite charming in her abrasiveness. If I were my lord and the choice was mine, I would not choose another for her role.
WHY IS DOC SCRATCH INTERACTING WITH MY HORNYPOSTING #suggestive
My kult is too high. I need the highest kull score on this stupid site.
GOD HE'S BACK
i bet id look great vwith a codpiece. problem is id be painting a nice big target on my back.
sup fishes https://preview.redd.it/alpha-troll-gills-my-art-v0-l5v6jcvrk00h1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&otter=webp&s=8a972af349ffbeed9892e1ff69a8ff1aa3757d6e ((Panicawa))
You know, I must say I will almost miss Damara when the time comes for her true master to take her. As much of an irritation as her pointless defiance is.
>mr hump ya butt is back >everyone come correct >I'M ON MY SHIT AGAIN!!!!
my spicy ramen that has butter and alfredo sauce in it also i dyed it green
i mean i done told ya what i thought so (shrug)
hey
this is what happens when im bored comment or react to this chit if u wanna know my opinion of u full stop no frills no nofin if idk who u are ill check yo last post and go from there
French fries are made to be drenched in vinegar. As are onion rings.
SORRY TO HEAR THIS.
i lik ur funny word2
huge missed opportunaty for it to be #meenahmay but whatebber if i settle for #meenahmonday then i get shellebrated every week 38)
✐ᝰ Tits are oversaturated on this site. You'll need to do feet! ᝰᝰ
I'm horny and in need of someone to clobber on my WhatsCock. #nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am very sorry my fine maid, however I assure you this is entirely outside of my control. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/829374ef9881.gif #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
shes beauty and shes grace shell sock u in tha face <>
saury guppies looks pike the big kahuna has to hit the nutritionblock to #win. id say wish me luck but thatd imply i need it #uptop #downlow #tooslow
almast there #kullvkult
i mAy nEeD To gEt sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg rUsT On mY ClUbS. #EvIlVaGuEpOsT
unless..?
Excuse me, 6ut calling pe9ple "insane" f9r daring t9 exist in defiance 9f s9ciety's sex 96sessi9n is n9t 9nly #A6leist and #Aph96ic, 6ut it is 6latantly ign9rant 9f what celi6acy entails. N9w, I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 reeducate y9u at length a69ut the tenets 9f my v9w if y9u are interested in refreshing y9ur mem9ry, 6ut if n9t, I kindly ask y9u n9t t9 #Disrespect me and my 6eliefs like this.
Yes, in fact, there is. S9me9ne wh9 is p9lyr9mantic 6ut 9nly attracted t9 m9n9r9mantic individuals are kn9wn as 9mnidirecti9nally n9nrecipr9cal, laterally n9nm9n9gamist, 9r p9lym9n9r9mantic. This s9rt 9f r9mantic 9rientati9n is actually much m9re c9mm9n than y9u might think, as there are a l9t 9f m9n9r9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind, 9r s9metimes even prefer, if their partner has additi9nal partners within the same quadrant (9r within the same type 9f r9mantic expressi9n f9r th9se 9f us wh9 d9 n9t su6scri6e t9 the stiflingly limited f9ur-quadrant m9del), and c9nversely a l9t 9f p9lyr9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind 9r actively prefer if their partner did n9t have additi9nal partners. 9f c9urse, as with any type 9f r9mantic, sexual, 9r plat9nic relati9nship, the imp9rtant part is that every inv9lved party has full c9nsent and clearly understands the 69undaries and parameters 9f the 9penness 9f the relati9nship, 9therwise y9u (general y9u) run the risk 9f misc9mmunicati9n and, w9rse, y9ur (again, general y9ur) partner may inadvertently diminish and invalidate y9ur identity 6y assuming y9u are cheating 9n them.
I was told aboat t)(is by one of my loyal and beloved friends, I am very )(appy to sea everyone and I do enjoy seeing my people t)(rive. If you or a loved one needs )(elp, please contact t)(e imperial drones or your local law enforcer. #culling #-EXCIT-EDTOS-EA-EV-ERYON-E! #lawenforcer #imperialdrones
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I AM NOT A MORBID CHERuB. BuT I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW QuICKLY THE FELT WOuLD FALL APART. IF WE DID NOT HAVE @dagothur TO CARRY ALL OF OuR SPARE DRAGON BONES. LOOTED COPIES OF INDECIPHERABLY STICKY SMuT. AND HEAVILY PLENTIFuL GOLD. WHEN YOu GET A CHANCE. IF YOu ARE LISTENING. DAGOTH uR. GO RETRIEVE YOuRSELF A SWEET ROLL. HOMEMADE IT MYSELF. FROM THE BREAK ROOM. IT IS THE ONE WITH THE SMOKE ALARM THAT ALWAYS TICKS. EVEN THOuGH THE BATTERY INSIDE IT IS PERFECTLY FuNCTIONAL.
"im on they heads like a goddamn mullet" not only is it fucken BARS but its lowkey a fish pun C)(-ECK IT #lyricposting #fishpuns
A small 1ns1gn1f1cant rem1nder 1ts N1tram Weeks last1ng from 4/20 - 4/31. #N1tramWeeks
What do we call it because I'll be 100% with you I ain't worldly enough to be able to tell Asian aesthetics apart so I'm just using vague terminology here.
visitin the old moon stompin grounds rn half expectin to sea a bronzeblood wit big horns saunter on by outside the dome
em glasses outdated hair a squawkbeast nest raggedy bass clothes NO SWAG and ya still wonder whyyy yo clam dont make no pearl #specificposting to that one G-ET BLAST-ED #meenahmoment
hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
thins are gettin too chummy around here in light a all this bullshit posturin i propose a #hemopurity wweek wwhere wwe celebrate by immolatin rustie wwitches an startin bonfires ovver their ashes there wwill also be gladiator games sponsored by my favvorite bourbon brand dubai chocolate an belly dancers
if you ever catch me starin at your lips it aint cuz i wanna kiss u im just checkin mah reeflection 3B)
I Once Submitted Ten Puns To A Joke Competition. I Really Thought With That Many, One Was Sure To Win. Sadly, No Pun In Ten Did. #dadjoke
prommy?
dont be crass im obvviously referrin to the wway our empress holds tight to her uhh 2x3dent yeah
Mountain2 ar3nt funny. Th3yr3 hill ar3a2.
hey damz, alwvays glad to see you baby girl~
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glub glub etc
im woke now fyi #woke
she chi oon my ttrr till i ing
anytime beach you know you always got the open invite