@angryMechanic — #vaguepostingisforcowards
-> alright, goldies, you're up. lets start with removing that rod that you all seem to come out of your first molt with inserted up your asses. seriously, being the smartest fucks in the room doesn't mean that y'all get to be assholes about it. no, the fish won't like you because they can fix their computers. they're more likely than not to just strap you into them. also, don't think i haven't noticed that some of y'all use those big fuck off gigabrains y'all act like make y'all better than everyone to manipulate people. just don't use that to hurt people. as long as you don't abuse it idgaf. #...Read more
-> here's where i would put my rant about limbloods, if they were still around! #vaguepostingisforcowards
-> alright. jade-bloods. your turn. if you thought i was going to slut shame you, i'm insulted. not only do i not give a shit about that, i find the concept itself uncreative and a waste of time. if you're going to insult someone actually put in the effort of creating a proper insult to throw in the first place instead of these low-effort excuses. that is to say, y'all do need to mind your own business. i cannot count the times i have met nosey jades and had to fight tooth and claw to keep my privacy. some people don't want to be doted on. also, can y'all grow a spine too? i don't mind if you do...Read more
-> alright, time to roast the clowns. (sorry non-clown purples, y'all are so rare i can't create an informed hatred of you, so you're stuck with my baseline distain.) so, let's start with the good, because that informs the consequences of the bad. you all have literally written the book on how to not be fucked with by the fish. y'all have one of the most closely nit communities i have ever seen, y'all have each others back, and you stand on business. and generlly? i don't mind your religion. mostly. the bad: remember all of that above? two words: the circus. the clowns leverage all of the abo...Read more
-> oi, violets, you're up. you and the fuchsia's are filed under 'fish' in the books of every land dweller. if the fuchsias will shit into happening, you fucking make it happen. you're the upper management, the people who organize the bullshit, maximize it for your own gain and then profit off of it. don't get me started on the fucking drafts, intentional enshitification of... well everything to do with the day to day lives of non-aquatic trolls. and seriously, did y'all make that stupid fucking accent just to annoy us or were you unable to stand the idea of sounding like us? #hateposting #vaguep...Read more
-> alright, caste-by-caste hate-posting. understand that i do mean offense, and i am intentionally generalizing. yes, i understand the nuance of people, yes i understand not everyone is like this. depending on caste: i don't fucking care. fuchsia - you are literally the top of the food chain. you say jump and you'll have an entire possie of fucking jackboots and suck-ups swarming to meet your needs. y'all have all of your needs met, y'all are pampered like you're the only people that matter, and more often than not, you lord it over everyone else. and you, the 'nice ones.' y'all still are ...Read more