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my internals are neat and tidy i am not a sexy fire hazard
it appears my ribbit main audience ribbit has declined i may have t0 lurk ar0und ribbit instead
kidney infectipn
stuck 0n bef0rus f0r the f0reseeable future. any0ne kn0w if bef0rans have any g00d games? if i have t0 play tr0llm0dachi life 0ne m0re time i'm bl0wing this planet up myself.
((I know this is random as fuck to post about, but today some interested shit happened. The landlord at where I live at has been doing roof repair/renovations on the motel I reside at. All cool, right? Well, a bird nest with 4 baby birds was found, and placed on the fucking ground right next to the opening to my door basically, which was fine if it was temporary. But an hour later I go to check on them, and the nest is RUINED, and the birds are basically hiding behind/under the bucket (it was suspended up on one side with a cardboard box). This actually pissed me the fuck off! Me and my gf grabbed a basket, grabbed all the scraps we could, and reformed the nest into the basket, and placed them in. Then I went out back to the best tree I could, and placed them in it, in hopes that the mother comes back. I can't believe that the landlord and the construction workers just didn't give a singular flying shit about this. I'm beyond pissed. Hopefully the mother hears their calls. The following is an image I captured of them. Please wish these lil' guys some luck. And apologies for the long post, had to vent my frustration. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b77abd77d944.jpg
SORRY NOTHING.
I. I d9n't kn9w. I just g9t up and my head hurts a l9t.
It’s good for you.
No way that kid thinks he's hotter and 8etter than me, he's 8uilt like a twig!!!!!!!! Meanwhile I'm actually 8uilt, I mean look at these muscles!!!!!!!!
see yall in the morning
i think i need to log off for the night fuuuck
WHEN ARE #BULGEPOSTING HOURS. #NSFW
I DROPPED MY FUCCKI GN DONUT
ty ik its awful idk what the fuck i stumbled upon
i was looking at characters who i share a birthday with and one was an old man who was kind of hot so i was like maybe i should watch the anime... the anime is a bl with a 97 year old man x an 18 year old boy
Nevermind. Killing that guy cancelled.
rest in peace #shydirk you were in fact the most ironic of all of us and therefor the coolest motherfucker ive ever known you will be missed and mourned by the masses
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
im still fops
//dealing with some irl stuff recently sorry for not being as active hopefully should be able to post more soon
stop looking at my post sobbing
No. I'm roaring. I'm a dragon.
MY FUCKING DESCENDANT IS TRYING TO MAKE ME MORE GENTLE I GUESS.
:33 < mew dont know him, shut up anyan