@apatheticApostacy — #hottopic
▼the eridains are in the same place Im willing to offer a lifetime 50% off at #hottopic to anyone who can kill all three Im being serious here▲
▼gog just remembered i have to do more promotions for #hottopic uhh...▲ ▲30% of everything if you tear your shirt off at the checkout▼ ▲fuck it let's go with that for now▼
▲who snitched on the anti imperial posters in the murdershore #hottopic ???▼ ▲ill fuck you up i almost liked it there▼
▲somehow got us a liquor license for #hottopic so uh, all Deftones tshirts are coming with a bottle of moonshine▼ ▲Idk come shop here i guess▼ #substance
▲as of now im getting every #hottopic that hasnt mysteriously burnt down to get to taking payment in boonbucks as well as whatever the local currency is▼ ▲for totally normal non nationbuilding reasons▼
▼▼▼THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE WHOLE MALL WENT UP IN FLAMES?!?▲▲▲ #hottopic
▲alright so theres gotta be a lot of unemployed people here right?▼ ▲no way someone with a job would waste their time here▼ ▲soooooooo if you want work hit me up i need like... managers, shelf stockers, apparently business people or some shit? Fuck me i thought hot topic would be easy to do myself▼ #hottopic
▲tf you mean only hiring people for like one #hottopic didn't end up with every store getting employees...▼ ▲do i have to actually do work and hire people??▼ ▼uuuuughhh▲
▲kinda surprised how hands off of an operation #hottopic is▼
▼what the fuck do you mean owning #hottopic includes work and it's not just about making discounts for people who do stupid stuff▲
▲just remembered that we have a fucking digital website for #hottopic fuck me is anyone good with digital bullshit I'll pay you or something...▼
▲y'know what I'm also gonna be giving anyone who gets shot in one of the #hottopic stores a 30% discount same night▼ ▲If you want the discount there's a pistol under the cashier counters just ask▼
▲having an evil sale at #hottopic I'm increasing the prices by 20% for tonight only▼ ▲Fuck you▼
▲ordered so many fishnets for #hottopic i think we might have a shortage now▼ ▲Sorry if there's any fishers or some shit▼
▲just realized i get to use every #hottopic as my own personal closet now▼
▲now that i own #hottopic do you guys think i can just sell drugs there?▼ ▲I feel like the venn diagram is like a circle for that▼