Marten Deimos
@aphoticAcumen
Cerm took my old acc for PR purposes, so this is a new one and no one tell them about it, OK? Ofically the Terrific Overseer of PD Colony Systems, but let's be "chill" here.
Whenever we do a round of "Come to our colony system, it's GR<—E—AT, new planets, new moons, new suns" I ALWAYS get some people sending me letters like "Are the planets and moons fuckable? Can I fuck the planets?" Buddy, pal, chum, they don't even let M<—E— fuck the planets. I might, like, fondle a moon once in a centisweep when I get lucky and Cerm is not looking. However, I have AW<—E—SOM<—E— news about several of our planetoids!!!!!!!!!
How to exxplain to a very dedicated keeper that what one enjoys in fiction does not necessarily coralate with what one enjoys in real life? Question is TIM<—E— S<—E—NSITIV<—E—, you all have until Cerm finds an actual honest to gods rainbowdrinker and throws 'em in my respiteblock.
I'm sorry, you may end up ≈ith a rainbo≈drinker in your block. It happens to the best of us. Its uh. Not terrible?
DO they never reaad of things likke murder? OR, I don't kknow, waar? THey wouldn't waant to get murdered in reaal life, would they?
But I do not WANT to, alright? Or, like, if they end up in my respiteblock, the fact that they are a rainbowdrinker should not be a factor, that's my point.
I mean, all the murder and assassination attempts are fun. At least ti gets me to exxercise. Get my arse from behind the desk. I am fairly sure SOM<—E— of those poor sods are sent after me by my dedicated keeper as a form of enrichment.
WEll... is it not enough to saay you do not wish to haave aa raainbowdrinkker thrown into your respiteblockk?
I COULD make a slideshow on the topic (๐॔˃̶ᗜ˂̶๐॓) Fuck yes, I am making a slideshow.
Was anyone going to tell me how GR<—E—AT headphones are any time soon? Because I've just tried some and HOLY SHIP this is awavesome!
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg! so happy four you! <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i literally just cant with how they feel on my fins.... like, honestly, you must have some willpower! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I've had worse pressure on my fins. Maybe this set is reelly loose? But not going to lie, it was FINNICKY to get those plastic purrbeast decorations on the fit between the horns. (┬┬﹏┬┬)
Cerm is so done with everyone tonight that they are calling everyone by name, so I am going to now pretend to be productive. Send sign ideas if you have any and don’t mind me getting inspired.
The space is a SOUP and I am a CHOPSTICK (I)
Nobody pays me attention- Hang on somebody's started sniper laser tag in the council, I'll be back with healthy heaping of self-pity once I prove I have a better aim #violence
Powerfully pointing slide shows are the best part of this job and this dude here has absolutely butchered it! BUTCH<—E—R<—E—D! I am trying to look like I am not paying any real attention, as is my job description but my blood pusher weeps, I wanna go hive, this is horrible, Cerm pls if you are reading this pick me up. #justoverseerthings
Was anyone going to tell me that the <—E—SS<—E—NC<—E— D<—E—VOUR<—E—R anime is COMPL<—E—T<—E—LY different than the manga after the initial arc or did you let me have this ABSOLUT<—E— WHIPLASH by some fucking ACCID<—E—NT???
They absolutely massacred them kids. That's my comfort story and it got such a treatment. I am out. I am done. I am hitting the 'coon early. Unless someone wants to console me, in which case I am going to stay up for a bit to whine over this for several more hours.
Strictly hypothetically if someone were to nail together a powerfully pointing presentation comparing power-scaling mangas, what would be better to use: AAA or I<—E—E—<—E—?
Ancien7 Al7ernian Associa7ion is a piece of shi7 and Ins7i7u7e for Execu7ion and Enigma7ic Espionage has a raging dumps7er fire of ci7a7ion forma7. 7he OBVIOUS correc7 choice is Imperial Psionic Associa7ion.
Cerm is a misguided soul whose opinion on ci7a7ion forma7s 7herefore does no7 ma77er.
Being sober at work is highly overrated. Thinking about your historical crush at work is NOT rated <—E—NOUGH. #alcohol #justoverseerthings
Anyone in here who'd rescue me from this BORING as all fuck meeting? #justoverseerthings
send me Yoчr coords and i;ll deploY a drone strike <3
Alright but I need SOM<—E— clowns to run this circus. I could, in theory run the circus myself, but I really R<—E—E—LLY don't want to. I'd have to wear make up and all.
My sense of duty is going to stop me. Not to mention the GMCP. Apparently we HAV<—E— to source metals reliably somehow until we strike a mining planet. (TT~TT)
My freedom to do whatever the fuck I want is limited by the fact that it relies on other people doing whatever the fuck they have to. It is hard to enjoy the sweet grubloafs of life if there is nobody to bake them because there is no more ground grain.