Marten Deimos
@aphoticAcumen
Cerm took my old acc for PR purposes, so this is a new one and no one tell them about it, OK? Ofically the Terrific Overseer of PD Colony Systems, but let's be "chill" here.
I haave been told I should put my height on my profile. DOes thaat serve aany purpose? OR is it purely so other trolls caan maakke fun of me for it?
THaat is... aacceptaable. WEll, if I tell you, will you put on high heels?
Depends on how much am I supposed to tower over you ~(￣▽￣)~*
HMm... SO it depends, do you wish to be aable to leaan down for aa kkiss without haaving to pickk me up?
OH shit, waait, I taakke thaat baackk, I forgot courting highbloods is inaappropriaate
Let's say no, I am going to pick you up so that your feet are dangling a noticeable distance above the floor.
OH my... VEry well then, I would recommend the highest heels you might procure. FOr reseaarch reaasons, of course. TO see how faar from the ground you aare aable to pickk me up
YOu do not seem very perturbed by the greaat gaap between our caastes. HOw very novel
I am old enough and well off enough to be able to afford not to give a single flying fuck, honestly. And as long as the <—E—mpress doesn't come knocking and ask the fuck I am doing in my high heels... And I am pretty shore she's busier with other fish.
Whenever we do a round of "Come to our colony system, it's GR<—E—AT, new planets, new moons, new suns" I ALWAYS get some people sending me letters like "Are the planets and moons fuckable? Can I fuck the planets?" Buddy, pal, chum, they don't even let M<—E— fuck the planets. I might, like, fondle a moon once in a centisweep when I get lucky and Cerm is not looking. However, I have AW<—E—SOM<—E— news about several of our planetoids!!!!!!!!!
How to exxplain to a very dedicated keeper that what one enjoys in fiction does not necessarily coralate with what one enjoys in real life? Question is TIM<—E— S<—E—NSITIV<—E—, you all have until Cerm finds an actual honest to gods rainbowdrinker and throws 'em in my respiteblock.
I'm sorry, you may end up ≈ith a rainbo≈drinker in your block. It happens to the best of us. Its uh. Not terrible?
DO they never reaad of things likke murder? OR, I don't kknow, waar? THey wouldn't waant to get murdered in reaal life, would they?
But I do not WANT to, alright? Or, like, if they end up in my respiteblock, the fact that they are a rainbowdrinker should not be a factor, that's my point.
I mean, all the murder and assassination attempts are fun. At least ti gets me to exxercise. Get my arse from behind the desk. I am fairly sure SOM<—E— of those poor sods are sent after me by my dedicated keeper as a form of enrichment.
WEll... is it not enough to saay you do not wish to haave aa raainbowdrinkker thrown into your respiteblockk?
I COULD make a slideshow on the topic (๐॔˃̶ᗜ˂̶๐॓) Fuck yes, I am making a slideshow.
Was anyone going to tell me how GR<—E—AT headphones are any time soon? Because I've just tried some and HOLY SHIP this is awavesome!
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg! so happy four you! <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i literally just cant with how they feel on my fins.... like, honestly, you must have some willpower! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I've had worse pressure on my fins. Maybe this set is reelly loose? But not going to lie, it was FINNICKY to get those plastic purrbeast decorations on the fit between the horns. (┬┬﹏┬┬)
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
Typos are just a proof that the fingers aren’t keeping up with the think pan’s pace.
This fuckin' huskpad is less than th'size o'm'palm. That's the real issue. I use a Je\/\/\/\/eler's Loupe just t'read this shite.
Pls say it’s the palmhusk being R<—E—E—LY tiny bc otherwise I might just do something exxtremely unwise.
It fit in m' cre\/\/\/\/mate's hand fine. Confiscatin' it, it's just t'small fer me. Goin' t'Troll Best Buy t'get one fer m'self.
…would you have time to find out what else fits into your large hands tonight
See, I \/\/\/\/as just talkin' about the need fer an edit button. Look \/\/\/\/here \/\/\/\/'are. Yer flirtin' \/\/\/\/it' an ole sea dog an' I can't fix typos.
In my feeble defence I did say I might just do something UNWIS<—E—. (Also you are not THAT old. Mature like a savoury dairy block, perhaps.)
@undyingUmbrage it is only throUgh astoUnding grace and magnanimity that i allow yoU to follow me Un-blocked, brother. that, and i sUppose yoUr antics are nostalgically childish. ~3U
Keeping forgiveness and kindness in your heart is essential, Good work. Ego sum ira Domini.
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
oh fuck you. many dames and men would die to go to dinner with me.
anybody eLse have #eviLPowers that you can't ever use because they're Like, inherentLy eviL?
i can't even teLL anyone about them, that's how eviL they are. i have to keeP it sercet.