Marten Deimos
@aphoticAcumen
Cerm took my old acc for PR purposes, so this is a new one and no one tell them about it, OK? Ofically the Terrific Overseer of PD Colony Systems, but let's be "chill" here.
Flirhy fucking degenera7e hea7hen5, 7he lo7 of you.
...Sorry?
One doesn't feel MM sweeps old. About until one loses a fucking argument with a fucking holograph projector.
OH deaar... HOw did thaat haappen? DO you need me to kkiss it better?
I tried to full-screen the projection. Which. Uh. Does not work with 3D holographs. On the account of them not having screens and all that. Kiss would be appreciated.
OH, my daarling, you aare aan aabsolute oaaf sometimes, you kknow thaat? WOrry not, for I aam coming to your rescue. BUt I aam not touching aany technologies, I aam only there to comfort you
It's just that these things change every fifty sweeps and at thsi point there's been too many of them. But according to Cerm I can't just whip out a SLID<—E—SHOW projector fro the central buro anymore. It's "Outdated" and "backwater technology" or whatever. IIID holographs are the current thing we are using.
I must saay, I haave never seen aa single 503 holograaph, but now I aam intrigued... I aapologise for the distaasteful jest, I shaall see myself out. But thaat is quite the shaame, aa slideshow sounds perfectly good to me
What you've spelled is OBVIOUSLY written as DIII. If you really wanna be a bass like that then at the very fucking least interpret it as four hundreds and ninety-seven.
"I hate handling a colony system," I say repeatedly and loudly as I absolutely R<—E—FUS<—E— to hand the colony over to anyone else because Orphaner's juicy tits, whoever keeps asking to handle my colony is even L<—E—SS qualified than I.
BUt you could reaally use aa vaacaation. LOokk, even I would leaave you in peaace, if you JUST tookk some time off
Chub, I can leave for five minutes without the clown entourage kicking up some hoofbeast shit of prime quality. Vacation is entirely out of question until I find a suitable Proxxy Overseer.
The complication got situated. <--<—E—--ヾ(≧ ▽ ≦)ゝ (That's me, throwing a harpoon at it.)
YOu never ceaase to aamaaze me (aaffectionaate). WHaat haappened this time?
Moon imploded.
Yup. Hate it. Such is life.
I can multitask. Come sit in my lap while I send a shitton of <—E—X—X—TR<—E—M<—E—LY pissed email and maybe yell at people. We can tell people you are there for their protection. I can’t cull them for incompetence when I have a cute boy on my thighs.
I aam never touching BOžkkov aagaain. @aaphoticAcumen PRoximaa DEimos haas aass aalcohol, do something aabout it #substaances
The masses need their shit as all fuck booze. If I ban it outright, they'll drink it behind my back and the problem will get worse and snowball a shitton of other fucks on it. Plus good alcohol can exxist only if there is bad alcohol to compare it to. Stop drinking shit liquor. L<—E—ARN your FUCKING L<—E—SSON. Like, Kraken. Kraken is reputable.
Well then DO NOT FUCKING DRINK IT?????????
I aam not drinkking it aanymore. I kknow I haate myself, but certaainly not THAT much
I swear, you need an auspticise all for yourself and yourself.
Well. No. We don't. It i actually thinkpan standard not to need that.
The fish market is in shambles.
This sounds like the setup to a joke. But it's probably just ruinous cod.
Words cannot exxpress how much I FUCKING WISH this was a set up to a STUPID FISH PUN.
Alright, TG, YOU are now in charge of this stupid fish pun, I am off to ensure everyone gets to eat something in the upcoming two perigees.
MY maatesprit just told me thaat getting put down would fix me?? I- aam not sure how to feel aabout it??? I GUESS it would help, but... OW????
OH. I haave not thought aabout thaat, I might waant to inquire further. THaankk you, I will... HM. @aaphoticAcumen whaat did you meaan by thaat?
I meant in a R<—E—CUP<—E—RACOON.
OH. I aapologise for misunderstaanding your intent. ... WOuld you consider the former?
Considered from all anglers, culling WOULD solve ALL your problems pretty permanently. It would add to mine tho. Find a kismesis to insult you, not my job.
Moral dilemma: If I DON'T pick up my redmate from where he's fallen asleep on the floor, he'll wake up sore and uncomfortable. If I DO pick him up and throw him on the loungeplank or even in the coon, he'll never learn that shit choices result in shit consequences.
◣_◢ Be his bed for TThe nighTT. ThaTT's TThe besTT opTTion here.
I would LOV<—E— to but I still have work to do. In other places where I can't drag in a sleeping matesprit.
Says Cerm.
That sounds like an <—E—X—X—C<—E—PTIONALLY good way to get my matesprit hurt. I am going to side with Cerm on this one.
Have you ever seen what a budget meeting of purples looks like five minutes into it? Of course you haven't, you wouldn't have asked otherwise.
◣_◢ Oh, yeah, TThaTT makes sense. JusTT keep him close, duh. Come on man.
I am keeping him in my private blocks. On... the floor, yeah. But I threw a cape over him so he won't be cold. I think that compromises the dilemma. Somewhat?
Hm... #vagueposting Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Instructions perfectly clear. The moonlet is now in PI<—E—C<—E—S!